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>the first that comes to mind is siblings
Sibling incest?

FUND IT

>>17445694

>never mentioned anything remotely close to incest
>brings up incest

why tho

Seriously? Think about relationships in your own life. Siblings, parents, workmates, boss, friends of friends, acquaintances, ex, childhood friend, an old enemy from school, someone who works in a shop or food outlet that they frequent etc.

>>17445676

time and practice. it starts by realizing after the fact, that you could have had a cooler head. then slowly you see it happening and force yourself ot leave. then later you dont even ahve to leave. you can just internalize it.

it helps to have an outlet at home. i like to just go home and yell.

>>17445679
You can do that, OP, or just smoke some weed or take pills.

>>17445676
focus on breathing. long, deep breaths, followed by long exhales and a long pause between them.

>>17445640
yes you are a piece of shit. did you just molested them or did you raped them?

I groped the first one's breasts in front of everyone. I made out with and fingered the second one on the front lawn of a party. She was fondling me, so I thought she was into it, but later she said I raped her. I was out of my mind so I really don't know exactly what happened.

>>17445640

You got any charges for it? If you're not on a register of any kind you're fine, just move out and live a new life. Not easy by any means - I would not like to be in your position.

But tell me, were you depressed before this? Were you a wreck or in a bad state?
If you were take this as a chance to go live a new life, and leave your old one behind. Follow some dreams and grab life by the balls and make it give you what you want. Not many successful people are inherently good people anyway.

You made a very bad decision and you can only blame so much of this on alcohol. I'll never know the full story and for all I know you could be a victim of very strange double standards in which a girl can decide you raped her AFTER sex.
Either way you'll need to move on eventually. Brooding over the past won't change anything.

Are you serious?

>>17445647

meant $15,000+. Yes, serious.

>>17445639
The fact that she's a heartless gold digging whore.

>>17445591
you got them because you do it everyday. you are not supposed to scratch your teeth every day unless is one time a day.

you have to pay for them now before something worse happens or if they spread.

maybe you were just wired for them
I never got a cavity and I brush once a day.

>>17445591

my brother has the same issue, meanwhile im fine. he admittedly took better care of his teeth than i did, however he was more inclined to drink a soda or chew gum, which are apparently easy ways to get cavities no matter how well you clean.

even through a straw, soda has so much shit in it that it weakens teeth. i drink soda like once a week at most.

either way, go get it fixed. expensive but kinda worth it.

>>17445601
yea i think its genetics. Got some people in the family who brush and lose all their teeth then others who dont brush and smoke, yet have strong white teeth. I think dentist said something about unusual high acid level in my saliva, which sounds cool but sucks.

Hair is part of what makes a man a man
>t. someone who hasn't shaved any part of their body in over a year

>>17445531
I don't necessarly agree with this but i didn't mind my hair most of my life. Now i've made a mistake and my armpits are itching as fuck. Help me.

>>17445523
They'll stop eventually.

>>17445506

get really drunk again. and/or really high.

then simply make a move.

if what you're raelly looking for is
>how do i find out if he wants to bang without any consequences if he doesnt

then you are shit out of luck, every thing comes with a price. this risk is yours.

i wouldnt worry about it anyways. get drunk or high enough and it sounds like he'd be comfortable just playing it off as 'lol you got so drunk you faggot'.

sounds to me like you guys are ripe for jerking off tho.

similar experience with me recently and it sgone great.

if you want to push the limit next time he claims he has a big dick just say 'prove it'

>>17445506
>closet bisexual

Sound more like a repressed fag.

>>17445551

does it really matter at this point? he wants to have sex with another dude, and he wants to keep it private. if he is repressed he'll figure it out after some male bonding.

some people are destined to be closeted or even unaware they are gay for their entire lives, stop acting like they're wrong for it.

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>>17445452
>dad never laid a hand on me
>I started a fight with him
>I am afraid of him

>>17445473
Well, I'm not really 'afraid' of him, just a bit nervous.

Yes, and I started the fight. But he never physically abused me. He's a good father with some anger problems.

He acknowledges his anger problems but I don't think he realises how much it has affected me mentally.

>How do I get the balls to tell him that I'm sick of the outbursts now that I'm 18, though?

You don't. Play the game and get out of the house. Find a career that takes you away from his toxic ass forever. Don't warn him! Violent narcissists freak out.

Plan to save yourself, then save yourself.

>>he's a great dad and I know it would break his heart if I opened up about the fact that I'm always nervous around him due to his anger problems

Bullshit. People without self-mastery aren't "great". You are blinded by love like a child. You are 18, and it's time to grow up and make a life for yourself.

Be a man, now, and stay that way. Stop wanting childish things. After you escape, if he asks why you left, tell him from a safe distance.

Real men don't need their parents after they become adults. They may or may not interact with them but emotional dependence ends. I barely contacted my parents for twenty years after I left home. That may have been overkill in my case, but my life went on just fine and we reconciled later.

You are missing the wrong girl.

>>17445470

What?

I wish I could find the right girl I guess.

I know the world is almost 50 percent men and 50 percent women but it honestly feels like dudes out number women. Most women my age are taken or not looking.

>>17445438

>holding the hand of a woman you're getting vibes from is 'disrespect'

you are so delusional it hurts. but lets play along

>whati f she doesn't want me holding her hand.

then she will say so. or she will remove her hand. or she will put up with it for whatever date she agreed to go on (because you have no reason to be holding her hand if oyu didnt ask her on a date) and then just not talk to you later.

her life will go on. the earth will keep spinning. and she wont even think about oyu in a week. thats how little that 'disrespect' means to her. its not a blip on her radar.

just ask girls you are interested in on a date. if they dont want to go ,they will say no or make an excuse. it is not disrespectful to ask a girl on a date.

if she says yes, try to kiss her at the end of your first date. it is not disrespectful to kiss a girl at the end of a first date.

if she agrees to another date, you may now try to hold her hand. if she doesnt want you holding her hand its not disrespectful, it is simply a preference at that point.

>what is it about our culture that makes us dislike words so much

its not about disliking words so much as liking actions. people act like the world would be better if we talked everything out, but it'd be really boring. if a girl blatantly asks for sex, it loses a lot of the appeal for me, for isntance. if she tells me 'im tryna find a boyfriend' it loses the appeal.

i just like to meet girls, see what happens, and act on what i feel is right in that moment. its fun.

but i guess its just 'disrespectful'

By realizing you were an idiot to let anger control you.

Lmao this is hundreds of thousands of years of natural selection and many more thousands of society hard at work.

Pack it up people we need humanity to go extinct because the dumb people(aka us) have outbred the newtons and platons of the world.

>>17445441
Speak 4 urself nerd.

>>17445381
Bump. It's been an hour since she texted me and I need to go to sleep for work tomorrow ;_;

Lol. Just say "thanks but no thanks" or something to that effect.
"I appreciate your kindness but I'm not really up for it" might be a bit better. If she asks why... then youre fucked!

Don't blow off the tennis game, however.

>>17445381

do it once. if its not a good match, she will see it. but its easy to come up wiht a consistent excuse

>oh i got a gf and see her every saturday
or even
>i go out to eat with my family on saturday, early to bed sunday, etc)

i wouldnt worry. she just wants to see what happens

>>17445340
Michael? Go to sleep you moron.

Not with that attitude

>>17445343
Nah
>>17445344
Why? Aren't girls into determined people and shit?

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>I know the point of my life is to suffer
Change this philosophy and your life will improve tenfold.

>>17445448
Think about it this way, there are billions of people in the world, there can't be a place for everyone. Some people have to be nothing so that others can be something.

>>17445453

you live in a comfy enough place with a roof over your head, more food than you shoudl be allowed to eat, and an internet connection that lets you shit post on a okinawan boi pucci rating pictograph forum.

all those kids in africa and china and god knows where else are suffering so that you can enjoy your life.

and yet many of them still manage to enjoy their life of lice and mosquitos and sleeping in piles on each other.

stop acting like the universe is purposely conspiring against you so others can casually date.

3/10
You had me until
>I don't face him so he doesn't have to see my bored facial expressions
Try again

Quit being a slut
If I were dating you I'd treat you like an object with my 6.5 inch cock, I wouldn't let you breathe during sex, if you act like a whore you should be treated like one.

>>17445345
6.5? kek

>>17445313
nice pic....miles xD kek

sorry this post needs an editor so fucking bad

>>17445318
One of the two reaction images I have saved so savour it
Also his name is Tails fuck

>>17445334
His name is Miles, you poser