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So I just came out of a pretty dark period in my life. And I am recovering pretty quick. Anyways I liked a girl and I worked with her for some time. But thanks to my isolationist behavior, our interactions never got to a point where I could ask for her number.

I miss her company and lately I have alot of unused energy (no job yet but I have applied). Would it wrong of me to sort of stalk her in my car? see what kind of hobbies she has and what she is up to.

I am a good looking guy and I have had women purposely "run into me" before. I kind of want that same feeling. Back then I was too stupid to realize that they were into me.
What you guys think? I want to know what kind of drinks they buy, where they go to buy their nice soft panties and those perfumes that make them smell all nice. What kind of gum they chew to make their breath feel and smell so nice and feminine.

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This is going to trigger a lot of people if I know even a single thing about /adv/ so I'm gonna keep it brief.

>I had an affair with my husband
>When the man involved found out I was married, he demanded I tell my husband or he'll simply do it himself
>Unsurprisingly he refused to sleep with me after that
>I told my husband, after a lot of arguing he finally forgave me
>Haven't spoken to the man I had the affair with since
>Have no intention to
>Still feel a bit dissatisfied

Why?

Compared to the guy I had the affair with, who we'll call T. my hubby just sucks in bed. Where as T. made me feel like a woman at his mercy, my hubby makes me feel a woman doing their awkward friend a favour. He has no rhythm, he's weak and he just doesn't last. T. would pick me up, pin me down, fuck me against his walls and move me like a fuck toy, my hubby just does missionary and doggy style and kisses my neck.

Now despite all this, there's a reason I will always thank T. for what he did. I love my husband so much, he makes me laugh, he's great with kids, he made me trust him by giving up my career for his and has never made me regret it, he's supported all the hobbies I've taken up and the list just goes on.

Just the problem is whilst he's been out there pursuing his career, leaving me all this time with nothing to do, I decided to take up the aforementioned hobbies and, most importantly to all this, take up exercise so that I was looking my best for whenever he came home. Now it just feels like a disconnect, sex has just stopped being enjoyable for me whilst staying supremely enjoyable for him.

>tl;dr

My hubby sucks in bed, what should I do?

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>meet girl on tinder
>Filipino American
>says she wants to have sex without a condom
>I say no
>she gets weird
>I buy condoms
>she gives me head
>we start having sex, but I stop because I'm afraid she's secretly trying to get pregnant
>take her home
>she says "Uhhh that was pretty weird" and gets out of my car

I'm scared to death that I fell into some sort of trap here. If she wants to have sex without a condom, Isn't she trying to get pregnant? I'm scared to death.

I'm freaked out that she purposely got pre cum on her finger and rubbed it into her pussy.

What the fuck should I do?

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Hey adv

My little brother has got the worlds weirdest food pattern. He only drinks coca cola, and only eats pizzas or hamburgers. He just turned 20, and still eats nothing but burgers and pizza. He also always takes off any sort of vegetable on his burgers. Only eats margherita pizzas and refuses to eat anything else.

We're all pretty worried and told him about it as well. He refuses to believe it's bad for his health. He never even tries different food. He's been doing this since he was a kid. We all thought it would change, but it hasn't.

Are we in the wrong, or should he change his diet?

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Fucking a girl whose dated a girl all her life ? Can I even compete with toys ? Bigger , lasting longer toys?

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>being born a short shitskin
>never will be 6'1+
>never will be white
>never will be an attractive chad

Tell me. Why the fuck should I fucking live? Why should I go to work every morning? Why improve myself if I'll never have what pic related has?

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I need some advice on something that has happened which is making me rethink everything I know about women. I'll try to keep it short with all the major details.

>met this girl through a common group of friends last Summer
>she's from the capital, only comes during the Summer or Winter
>she caughts my eye since she's not as the other, more of my style
>when here she only hangs around with these guys so that's the only time I see her
>I'm interested in her, I sort of let her know
>nothing happens, time goes by...

These last events have happened last week:

>she's back
>had a boyfriend but broke up (I didn't know this until last Fri)
>she's been more talkative to me than usual, always asking me if I'm going to this, if I'm going to that...
>last week we had a few concerts in town
>we all went there
>this group of friends converged with another that didn't know this girl
>they started "making fun of me" since this girl clearly was into me
>days go by, we have a party on Friday
>end up in a room alone, me playing guitar for an hour and she listening/singing
>we held hands, she tickles me, etc
>at some point she asks me if I have a girlfriend
>other friends start making jokes that we're gonna bang
>party ends, I go back home with another friend and I tell him everything that's happened followed by "but she has a boyfriend right?"
>he says no she doesn't
>me thinks OK worth a shot
>next day there were more concerts and this other thing back in my town close to where I live
>I told her, she joins us immediatly
>long story short, we go there with her car, she ends up pretty wasted
>on our way back I tell her and this other friend to sleep at mine
>told em about the beds available, she decides to sleep with me

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Probably you girls can give a more acurate adv/ on this:

I have a sweetheart of a girlfriend, but she thinks I am far from being a virgin anymore and she is ok with it, actully she says she's relieved I'm not because then I probably would not have the "experience and maturity" to satisfy her to the end as well. (She was not mean at all in saying it)

I had only had a few failed relationships in the past and I am still am one.
But I also watched and read a lot of "material" along the years to the point that I am mature and experienced enough to make a good loving time for both and satisfy her to the end.

My question, should I tell her I am a virgin? Should I tell her right before we do the deed or right after?

P.S. This will be the first for both of us.

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I'm an ugly dude and ugly girls don't like me

What do

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As an unattractive woman, should I be going for the most attractive dude I can get the way guys do? I tend to date guys who are within my league. Current guy I'm dating is really nice and he has an awesome body because he's a roofer, but my family and girlfriends tell me "I can do better". What do you think anons?

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Hey /adv/ I'd like to get a car in a few months since I'm going to college in 3 weeks and would like to know what to look and not look for when buying a car in general, but I'm pretty new to this so all advice would be appreciated!

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Hey /adv/

I've been with my bf for 3 and a half years and he basically never comes over.

For the first 3ish years I lived at home and in the country, like half an hour from his house/the city, so I understood it was out of the way and annoying to have to go so far. But I would always go stay at his house, even when I had work in the morning like 3-5 nights a week. It was super annoying living out of a bag and all his roommates were really noisy and messy.

At the start of the year I moved into an apartment like a 20 minute walk from his house (he never bothered getting his licence or a car), and he has came over like twice.

He always messages me on facebook like "I miss you so much!" and stuff but when I suggest he comes over he's like "no I'm too tired" or "I have work in the morning" or "I don't feel well."
However, he still gets super mad if I don't come over when I said I would/might and insists he wants to see me.

What does this mean? Is he just lazy because he smokes heaps of weed? Does he not like me? Like wtf do I do?

Should I try to make him come over or just never invite him around again?

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I think my coworker's girlfriend is flirting with me, maybe trying to get with me.

I work at a cafe, there are three important people who work there in this story

>N: One of my closest friends
>C: N's oldest friend, we're cool
>E: C's girlfriend

C and E have been dating for a couple years and are engaged. She proposed to him. Neither of them have even hit 20 yet. Lately they've been having some issues, mostly stemming from C's refusal to grow up. They're supposed to move out but they've been held back. He just plays video games and usually when they meet up she just watches and they fuck. She's snapped on him a couple times, they've fought, usually they're chill together though. E's been venting about this to N on the daily.

E just started here and they usually put her with me because I'm one of the most reliable workers there and I have really high standards. We don't really talk about things unrelated to work. I don't have much interest in her and just try to be nice and treat her like everyone else. There's not much going on there on my end.

So E, who doesn't talk to anyone that she doesn't really know, quiet in social situations, started messaging me nightly on Facebook and keeps it from C apparently. She's vented to me lightly about the problems they're having and how little she sees him now. She has, in her own way, complimented my looks, personality, and her perception of my ability with women. She also likes to talk about how good I am at work.

Now I get this isn't exactly damning, but when I first told N, who knows her pretty well, and showed him the conversation he just said "anon, don't do anything stupid and don't tell C". I'm a little uncomfortable after that. She messaged me tonight but I didn't respond.

What should I do?

Side note, I've cheated with a married woman before and it was one of the worst mistakes of my life. N and C both know about it, I think E does too.

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So i have an insatiable feederism fetish and I'm quite lost. My gf has gained 120lbs pretty much at my will over the last couple years and I was just wondering if anyone else has been there. I find myself constantly wanting more and I think she wants to for me, but doesn't necessarily want it for her. We have a great relationship and friendship except for this damn fetish. If she lost weight, no matter how much I'd try, once I knew what I could have I could never go back. What do?

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My son was being bullied so I told him to kick the faggots asses if they put hands on him again. He wiped the floor with the fuckers.

He got suspended and I went up to the school to tell them it was fucking bullshit that he's being punished for defending himself. I asked the principal if he'd calmly walk away while some thug was beating his ass and the fat little fucker called the police on me. Never raised my voice, never made any threatening gestures, sitting with hands to my sides.

Now I'm the "crazy dad who beat up the principal" apparently. My wife said I was being hotheaded and immature. I called her out for teaching our older daughter to spread rumors, manipulate, and socially outcast other girls last year when some little bitches tried doing similar to her. Wife says "it's different from fighting". I bought my little partner-in-crime to the water park as a reward for defending himself.

Anyway, was I acting like a faggot? Or were my grievances just?