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I want to get better at blowjobs but don't know what else to try/learn. I know how to deepthroat, so mark that off.
I wanna surprise my boyfriend with new "ideas" while doing it.
What do you guys like for a girl to do during a bj? Do you like your balls being pulled/massaged etc?
Thanks for the help and hope this is the right thread!
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Always
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The
Balls
But seriously, ballplay is amazing. Some guys don't like it so ease into it if you're unsure. Also feel free to lift the bundle and lick the grundle, it's GOAT.
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My girl can't deep throat, so I try to get her to at least grab the base of the dick and stroke it while she sucks.
Licking the balls while trying to throat is always cool.
bobbing your own head and working that neck is the greatest for me. Sometimes I'll grab her by her hair and set her on a good pace, usually a slow steady pace, and as soon as I let her go, she fucks it all up.
I'm sure every guy is different.
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I actually think he likes it, because sometimes when I would do reverse cowgirl, I would "take" his balls and rub my clit with them. He seemed to be really turned on by that.
Is there something else? He also has foreskin, so maybe I should try playing with that?
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Alright, I'm going to keep this TLDR as much as possible.
I'm a guy that works at a warehouse. I'm towards my mid 25s. There was a summer worker there who is a fair bit younger than me, but to whom I was attracted to. I sought out her attention multiple times and it succeeded, we started talking alot together during work, she laughed and had fun and kept the conversations going herself aswell etc. Shortly afterwards I asked her if she'd like to be brought out for lunch by me someday (wanna go out) and she said yes, day after it's business as usual, we talk and have fun.
Now she has one week off, during this week off friday she was supposed to call me and we were supposed to plan which day we'd go out, she never called. On saturday I texted her and asked her if we were supposed to go out, and she said she's "not back yet" (she was away from home for this week), and therefore couldn't "this week".
Come monday and she's very cold (but she said: "I don't know yet, but I haven't said no yet either" [about dating]), next day tuesday it's very fine and great as it used to be, wednesday a bit colder but still warm, thursday extremely cold, friday we talk and agree to keep in touch, she told me it was fine for me to call her this week. Today I sent her a text message asking her if she wanted to talk a bit, no reply in many hours now (sleeping hour over here now).
Basically, she said monday last week she was unsure but "hasn't said no yet", she still hasn't said no yet, yet she didn't reply to me today.
Help me please, I really like her, and I know that she's (was?) interested in me aswell. My friend suggests calling her yesterday, and if she doesn't reply, then give up hope. What do you guys recommend?
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>>17444917
>My friend suggests calling her yesterday,
Tomorrow I mean.
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>>17444917
back off and let her come to you. you've made yourself clear, give her some time and if she wants to she will come to you.
you work together though so this could be extremely awkward, dont make it worse by pestering too much.
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Nah, just leave it alone. Don't be desperate. Workplace relationships are also not a great idea, anon. Make sure you don't get yourself fired for sexual harassment.
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What is your online dating experience like? 2016-08-09 19:58:33 Post No.17444906
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What is your online dating experience like?
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Mine has been mixed. I've gotten sex from one girl on OkCupid. Gotten a few kisses from tinder. This has been on a span of a few years. I recently got out of a relationship. Before it, id get a ton of matches on tinder. Now, I was on for a week. I got one real match and a ton of bots. I'm pretty good looking, have a career, and have had over 5 partners before. Wtf
I feel like online dating gives me poor self esteem. I rather get rejected IRL
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Shotgun approach.
boned at least 20 girls from the internet
had a couple short term relationships (2-4 months)
and been rejected by atleast 2,000 more women.
So, I mean of couse when everyone is putting themselves out there on a silver platter, you wont get to eat every dish. But it's a good way to get into the scene, get better communication skills with women, get a few easy lays, and it's way easier to talk to someone online initially than approaching in person for the first time.
Tinder = most easy fucks
OKcupid = bigger range of searches
POF = i got my dick wet a few times.
Those are the only free ones I know of, or that I used.
Teenspot back when I was 18, but I only got with one girl on that and she was an hour away, and we didn't fuck, just had oral sex.
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>>17444931
I do not believe you. How did you do this?
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>>17444906
Fat nerd dude here. I used online dating for awhile and got matched with other fat people whom I fucking hate because I hate myself. So, I stopped using online dating since it's a waste of time for me. I did get a couple dates, though. One of them was 7 years younger than me and didn't shut up for the entire two hour date. I think I said a total of five sentences. Yup. Best of luck to you
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Watch out, this is 100% cringe.
I currently have a gf, I'm 21. Never fucked before. The thing is, as hot as she is, I can't be hard when we're about to do it, I don't get turned off by her body I get some sort of anxious signal and I can't get hard, I feel bad and I get even more anxious and there's the vicious cycle.
I don't know what it is, I think that it has something to do with the fact that I'm ashamed of being naked, which is irrational but yet.... I could get a boner just being with her hugging her but once we're about to do it, I get all anxious. I'm not fat, a little bit skinny so I don't think it has something to do with my body, I believe it's more like the fear of doing it wrong or something like that. I've seen a thread about it once, <that might happen> said the anon who answered but in my case I've tried three times and we called it off because of me. The feeling of anxiety gets even greater when she touches me.
She's been awful ok with it, she's confronting me, telling me that she's okay, she will waiting for me to be "ready", and I want to change that. I know this is no erectile dysfunction since I can masturbate or get hard with her, but this could as well be it. If you anon think so, I will talk about it to a doctor.
My first measure will be to stop watching porn, I've seen a tedxtalk about it, as stupid as it sounds, that might be idealizing sex and making me so anxious. I don't have a fucking clue but that's my only idea so far. Another idea would be to get myself shit drunk but that might just pain for her to fuck with a drunken lord, so I don't think I should.
Anyone else got in the same situation, or knows a way ?
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Not masturbating would also help.
Also high heart rate = boner killer
Focus on your breathing, close your eyes, and enjoy the sensations. It's not about sex, perse. It's about feeling good together. Just feel good together.
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>>17444920
That's what I meant when I said stop watching porn, stop masturbating in general.
I will try to stop for a few weeks or maybe months, I always wanted to take this dirty habit off anyway.
Thanks for the other tip, will take any other tip people have. I'm already feeling stressed out and humiliated because I've done this wrong three times, I'll need to clear my mind before doing it.
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>>17444930
It's pretty hard to get wrong.
If you can't get it up for intercourse, then just eat her our/finger her. Try to make her feel good, listen to her reactions, maybe come up and kiss her while you're playing with her and have her play with you.... Just get into it. You aren't being graded. Go with the flow. Everybody is nervous the first few times.
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I feel like im "too much" around girls 2016-08-09 19:51:43 Post No.17444894
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I feel like im "too much" around girls
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If I dont try to push a conversation often there isnt even a conversation and I dont know what to do
I just want things to go smoothly without me having to try so hard
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>>17444894
sounds to me like ur focusing too much on 'girls' and not enough on 'girl'.
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>>17445057
the fuck is that supposed to mean
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>>17445061
think about it.
How to find a good surgeon? I want to get a chin implant so I have to find a good surgeon, any tips on how to find a good surgeon? Have any of you gotten a chin implant? share your experiences if you have.
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>>17444878
post side profile anon
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>>17445085
Won't post a pic of my face on 4chan but it's almost the same a the pic I posted.
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>>17445490
Grow a beard, it worked for Dave
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I just got a mental scar from finding pic related, it's fucking gross, how can I accept and get over it?
I've seen all kinds of gore and this is way worse, fuck.
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What is that? A cow hoof that got torn off?
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What is it?
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>>17444881
A fucking horse hoof but peeled, just kill me
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Is College really a waste of time these days? Should i bother going?
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>>17444864
No. Go get a skill you can use. Like carpentry.
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>>17444864
No college is a great opportunity to get a degree that most jobs above 30,000 will require. As >>17444868 stated, trades can also be very profitable.
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Why isn't getting a trade first, and then college, a thing in the US? People do it all the time in my country, but I never hear of it being a thing in the US.
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> Be me 18 year old sub alpha( nice body, works out daily, smart but low selfastime)
> Be in school reunion whats-app group
> slightly flirt with girl in group, in group chat. Not 100% obvious flirting tho.
>She texts me "Hi", we talk next day same thing she initiates conversation.
>We meet with like 20 friends she is there.
> We take the train home together have GRATE conversation, only both of us.
> We go our ways.
> Im like fuck I like this bitch, I wanna hug her at the beach, get her shit make her happy, eat her out and look in to her eyes when she cums and im in her.
> Me becomes brave and says to myself "Im going to ask her out!"
> Suddenly bad thoughts arrive, what if she says no? what if she doesn't really like me? what if im not good enough? what if im a ugly beta? what if she says no and I lose a friend?!?!?
WTF 4chan bros!!!
I can flirt and everything but once it comes to getting shit done and asking out I become a pussy and overwhelmed with fear of rejection!
WHAT DO I DO? HOW DO I GET THE CONFIDENCE !
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>>17444861
Jesus, never post some stupid shit like this again. Just tell her you want to take her out. If she says no who cares. When I was in college I'd fucking hit on every girl I saw at a bar with the majority turning me down. It was a numbers game. Oh god and then online dating. Wake up, cast 15 lines, see who bites.
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Do not pursue her. The mere thought of Someone Like You reproducing and passing their jeans on to other human beings disgusts me. Drop out of the dating game for ever and stay the hell away from the gene pool.
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>>17444861
>smart
Based on this post, I highly doubt that.
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>be normalfag
>waste unfathomable amounts of time with muh gf muh friends
>Get ridiculously angry when some shut-in autist happens to know more about technical subjects than you
Explain this shit, normalfags
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>>17444845
You're a common breed of Autismus Normalus, commonly refered to as an Autistic Normie or "asshole."
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Everything is a competition with us. Us being men. You'd be LUCKY to find a guy willing to admit that you know ANYTHING more than he does on a subject. It's just how we're wired. Get over it and move on.
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>>17444852
>being knowledgable about something makes you an asshole
Hello norman
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How can I tie my girfriend without being painful for her? 2016-08-09 19:22:48 Post No.17444841
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How can I tie my girfriend without being painful for her?
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Greetings, mates!
This week me and my gf are having sex again after 4 months apart, and I want to do something new with her. We always wanted to try bondage, and this seems the right time to try. Tried googling how to properly tie, but got nothing, so can someone explain me how to do it, please?
Also, what else you guys recommend us to try?
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>>17444841
Use satin or some smooth cloth. They make that specifically for this.
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>>17444856
Thanks bro, any other advice?
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>>17444882
Well it mostly just depends on her. My girlfriend loves being blindfolded, tied with her arms behind her back, and have her mouth covered.
Oh and being pressed up against a wall. It really just depends on what your girl is into.
And just basic knots should be fine for a beginner. They're easy to untie but still feel firm.
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Guys I think my gfs sister wants to bone me what do?
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>>17444792
Do nothing.
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>>17444792
don't
fucking don't
Especially if the two sisters are on bad terms. The sister wanting a fuck is just so she'll be able to boast it to your gf and destroy her emotionally, and she'll have your dick for dinner for that.
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>>17444792
inter family threesome you dummy
Gf of 6 years says she wants to start a family. I was physically abused as a child by my absolutely controlling mom. I didn't even have a dad. I have no clue what being a good parent means. What do I do?
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>>17444766
Its simple, you kill the Batman
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>>17444766
> 6 years
I shall assume she knows all of that. If she doesn't, you're a terrible boyfriend.
If she does what has she got to say about it? Why would she want a family if she didn't think you could make a good father?
Women look instinctively for potential goor partners, if she looks for one rationally as well and she picked you then there must be a reason.
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Get married and wait a few years to have kids. If the marriage is good, then decide to add children to the mix.
She's pretty hot and this seems too good to be true.
Am i gonna get robbed?
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>>17444757
That's a pretty professional looking pic
Be ready to get rolled on by Tyquarius and Jamal nigga
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>>17444757
If it's not a Bot, prepare to be robbed, kidnapped or worse. Too good to be true, mate, any other real person would require more chat to agree to meet like this.
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>>17444757
It's like that Sex Drive movie
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Hey /adv/, I've had these bumps on my scrotum for several years, from what I can tell with searching online is that there isn't really treatment. I'd like to know if anyone here has experienced this stuff and might it get better over time? Or is there actually treatment and I'm mistaking them for something else? I'm a virgin if that means anything--when they first appeared several years ago I was afraid that I might have caught a disease from my high school's toilets. Any advice on what I should do about this? And is this something that affects the arousal of a sexual partner (with having a generally healthy penis otherwise) as it does me?
Pardon if the image is repulsive
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I think that's just what scrotums look like. I have the same bumps. You wouldn't even notice them if you didn't shave your balls like a gay porn star
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probably just a bacterial infection
change your underwear every day
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>>17444728
Well, I actually shaved only for that taking pic, They're pretty noticeable even with hair
>>17444734
I change my underwear everyday, and I scrub my genitals thoroughly when showering. I also spend a large amount of my days nude (as well as sleeping), because I don't live with anyone most of the time.