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yep

>>17449636
sheit dawg i dont know how I'm going to break it to my pops.

>>17449632
If you know it has a dick then yes. Being fooled is a lot different than finding someone attractive after you find out they have a dick. Also it's a him you fucking degenerate

>>17447556
>trans
you fucked up.

Just tell it frankly and be open about it, discuss it with them if you can and answer questions they might have. There isn't a way to make sure it works out, either they'll accept it and her or they won't. Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst. Also, don't judge them on their first reaction, allow them the time to get used to the idea.

>>17447556
Break up with him. Trans people got a railroad of problems. Problems y9u cannot fix. This is a trainwreck waiting to happen. Get out and find a real girl.

>>17445634
Where do I find dominant furry girls

anyone else come here to look down on people?

>>17445673
i do only when it's people like >>17445641

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>I have never felt anything for a real guy.

I have the book just for you

Why does it matter if they understand it?

It's not like they have much say in your life anymore, right?

>>17450133
Your parents are just concerned with you. But seriously its awful to get old alone. No one would take care of you when your old, no one to share with things that you secretly enjoy etc. etc.

Just tell them you just want to remain alone forever. After all they won't be able to do anything against it.

Cock destroyer.

>>17447717
Kanish

>tfw not an English native and we as a nation just use your sex words to avoid awkwardness

Pussy is fine.

>>17438132
E, stop pressuring me to live with you. I love you, but we've only been together for three-and-a-half months, I'm not ready to make that kind of commitment yet.

Tab,

You lost the person who loved you more than anyone else in this world and went back to an ex. Your ex wouldn't have saved your life like I did, but you went back to him anyway.

Hope you don't regret your decision. Take care and all that. Let's hope he could manage your multiple severe mental conditions like I could, and still love you through it all.

C.

A,

You mean less and less to me each passing day.

How about you just lose weight rather than taking the easy way out? It will help your relationship as well as your long term health.

You just gonna ignore the elephant in the room? You both need to lose weight, there is no getting around this.

>>17449556
lol fatty sex,

You disgusting whore,

Everyone

My wife's old boss, who wrecked her career and fucked up our lives just to cover up his own slacking. I thought I hated people before, but now I understand what hate really is.

I'm not entirely comfortable with this, to be perfectly honest. But oh well; toss that onto the pile of sins he has to answer for.

Yes.
Betrayal mostly.
Being treated badly tends to make me dislike people, when they do it consistently over a period of time and it's basically done on purpose, it really makes me start to hate them.
Probably a few other things but mostly just betrayal.

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Ok, so I'm (a) hesitant to ever make first moves and (b) sexually submissive. These are two different things as it's not always the case that submissive guys are shy and introverted, but I am. That doesn't mean that I'm a complete autist around girls or some beta pushover, I've actually been pretty popular and sociable all my life, I just find it much easier to interact with people when they lead the conversation. I prefer being reactive than proactive, it's just more exciting to me that way. This stretches into my sexual preferences and I've always enjoyed femdom porn, but that's not to say I wouldn't be interested in experimenting with being dominant - I'm just so uncomfortable with it at the moment that I think I'd need a girl to take the lead and ease me into it.

I've generally been pretty unsuccessful with girls, and I think this is one of the main reasons. Like it or not, we live in a world where men are expected to initiate everything, to make the first moves, and so on. Furthermore, the vast majority of women seem to prefer dominant men. The number of submissive men seems to outnumber the number of dominant women by at least a hundred to one. We have threads like this >>17443770 which seem to reveal an uncomfortable (for me, anyway) truth about what women really enjoy. I've also experienced something similar myself - I told the girl that I preferred being submissive and also that I found it uncomfortable to be dominant, and she said she didn't mind at all - but she soon dumped me and when I pressed her for a reason, she admitted that it pissed her off that I wasn't the sort of guy who would 'just throw her down on the bed and fuck her without asking'.

So is it just a fact that women prefer assertive men, and I should try to develop that part of my personality? Or should I keep waiting for a girl I'm truly compatible with, even though I've not met anyone who's even close to fitting that criteria yet?

>>17444983
You could've summarized this in 10 (ten) lines or less.

I'm not reading your novel, but are you sure you're actually submissive, or just too scared to approach women?

Kids are expensive and time consuming. You aren't going to have the luxury of hobbies or being picky where your money comes from.

well in one or two years you could put your kids in school than you'll have a lot of hobby time.

>>17444368
You can't. Rise above. Travel, do your own thing.

I really want to be dead but suicide is so scary.

I can't afford the books I want.

Someone sponsor me please

I need to kill myself.

>>17446317
I CLAIM THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF ANDRASTE

With college starting up again in a few weeks, I gotta ask what is the best way to approach a girl in class?

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>>17446342
WITH A SHOTGUN MY HOMEBOY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1xDLaumIjg

>>17449301
Nig you had 12 years to do this what the fuck
Well better late then never

>>17449308
I know. I was hoping he'd get a life and go away, but I was wrong and now I have to find a way to do this. I haven't seen him in person in like 8 years so I thought maybe 2 years into the 8 the friendship would die, or 4, but he's just a clingy pathetic motherfucker with no friends except me it seems.

>>17449323
I should add that we live in completely different states and have for the past 8 or so years.

>>17449263
Everyone feels like that the first times. Thing is, they have sex when they're 16 and in love for the first time, and both parties are understanding of the situation and try to work out their confidence together.
I doubt that at 24 years old you'll ever get to have a girl fall in love with you without fucking her good first. So just eat aphrodisiac food before you eat her pussy. I'm being straight forward here: some kind of peppers or chocolate could get your dick up in no time while you fiddle her, you start the penetration in a delicate way and when you're confident you just enjoy it. After that, never use those products again. After all, if you had good sex once, why couldn't you have it twice, right? Just act like you act when watching porn, whip out your dick and make her yours.

>>17449289
So like a day in advance, just chow down on a pepper cheese steak and some chocolate? I jerked off twice today, cut it off now and hope that tomorrow night if it comes down to it I can 'enter the village'

>>17449296
A day in advance? More like 5 minutes in advance. Aphrodisiac food is made to make you horny on a short time notice. Google it.

Bro, once a day is average.

The fact that it took you this long to get there is strange.

Masturbating has all sorts of positive effects. Once a day is perfectly safe, and typical (I personally do it once a day). If you go at it like five times daily then maybe you'll see some reduced sperm or ED or abrasions, but those are all reversible.

Mate, I'm the same age as you and I do it 4 times a day on average