I just want someone to touch me
And touch them back
Time for Hooker?
Join a choir.
>>17437943
Did you have a weird experience at band camp?
call sex help helper
Two nights in a row some asshole has been stealing my mailbox and throwing it into the woods half a mile down.
I've bought security cameras and set them up appropriately.
I think I have a good idea of who is doing it, and I want to bait them into stealing it tonight.
I want to try and make a post on Facebook baiting them by saying something like
>Wow my mailbox has been stolen two nights in a row...I already had to buy two new mailboxes and if I have to buy anymore I'm going to flip my shit on Facebook.
But my girlfriend thinks making the Facebook post is too obvious or too much.
Thoughts? Should I post it or not? Have anything more subtle to post?
Why don't you just hide in a bush with a crowbar and beat the shit out of them?
>>17437898
^^^^^^^^^^
>>17437862
Don't post anything.
>>17437898
this. Why not have some fun ?
How do you let go of a girl that you love like crazy but you know will only keep hurting you? No interest in other people at all so not going to just try to do something unhealthy like have some fling to try to pretend this all went away. It feels so lonely and empty without her.
Let her go and simply give yourself time. Thats all thats going to fix it.
Any other advice? That is a lot easier said than done.
Why is adv not advising?
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><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't fucking know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off.
What's with the tight pants? I don't remember ever seeing a woman wearing loose pants. This has been bothering me for a long time now.
>>17458242
As unflattering as tight pants can be, loose pants are even worse.
>>17458243
I'm thinking more along the lines of comfort, though. Or are you saying that looks are more important to women than function?
Friendzone exists only for ugly guys. Am I wrong?
of course not
it's also for short guys
>>17458151
dont know. i dont even understand how you end up in the friendzone. if you dont make any sexual advances, the girl is obviously going to see you as a friend. if you make advances and they reject you, then why the fuck are you still bothering with them?
The friendzone doesn't exist. A girl likes you or she doesn't.
GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't fucking know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off.
Girls that are normies and go out on the weekend, it is bad to say, message you on facebook on the weekend nights? Like does it come off as weird?
>>17455782
No, why would it? It's better than getting a message after work on a week day.
do women realize that they are killing us with yoga pants?
Ive heard of stories where guys who have sex with thier gf don't cum because they feel like the girl isn't putting effort or just isn't into it. Would you stay with a girl you loved but didn't seem to care about sex?
>>17455407
No.
>>17455407
Nope
Let's have another thread about giving advice for people aged 25 or over for how to lose their virginity.
Advice to people that DID succeed at losing it when they were 25+ would be preferred, but not excluding advice from others.
Do you have to wear a yellow star like it's Nazi Germany once you turn 25 and are still a virgin?
>>17451540
we should come up with some kind of identifier so we can meet each other in public
maybe a ring or some logo or badge. idk
>>17451555
it's just sex, who cares
most of the time people smell anyway
Halp pls, I need advice because I don't have any real friends to talk to. So I just recently moved away from my hometown temporarily to start school. Meanwhile my gf of 2 years and my bestfriend that I've known since primary school are fucking in my absence. Should I confront them? What do I do?
>>17454933
Just drop them and find new friends in college.
How did you find out?
Shit... I don't even know, man...
>>17454933
I would suggest that neither your girlfriend nor your best friend is.
I was about 18-19 when I started to understand that I shouldn't have been born. At this age also I understood why people bullied me in my youth, it all comes down to genes and being the weak link, it's all nature we shouldn't ridicule (yes, actually bullying is good and I was bullied to the point I have OCD now, severe depression, social phobia and probably a few other mental problems) but at least bullying such people causes them not to have friends, not to marry anyone and have kids, so it stops the spreading of bad genes. Anyways:
> terrible health, had many health problems during my whole life and have to this day
> I am just 5'9", 110 lbs, skin and bones
> I have a very ugly small hole in the center of my chest
> terrible skin on my back with stretch marks since teenage years
> also have irritable bowel syndrom (one of my illnesses) that causes my body tto reject food, YEP - FOOD, one of the most fucking needed things in life, and if I eat something I shouldn't- I either get bad stomach pains, acne, or both
> I have giant forehead, it's wide and tall
> ugly long nose
> one side of my mouth goes downwards a little, also I have a little bit tilted jaw (although I find this pretty cool)
> weird eyes - wide apart and tilted, but not like asians have, but the other angle
> terrible hair which doesn't help me to cover my tall forehead, especially if a barber fucks it up and it's super easy to fuck up the fringe part
So yeah, there are the reasons I shouldn't have been born and my life is a suicide hotline pretty much. I fucking hate myself :) and I'm looking to see if otehr people think of themselves the same way I do about myself.
NO, it's not me in the pic.
>>17450525
Go see a shrink.
you might have marfans syndrome. get your heart checked out.
>>17450530
Go kill yourself. No, seriously. Do this.
You are probably one of those norms that bullied kids who are weak links and is now in his adult age, and shouts "go see a shrink" on the internet to people who only want to see if anyone have the same way of thinking as them. So if this thread doesn't apply to you - GET THE FUCK AWAY WITH YOUR SHITTY ASS ADVICES.
So, got the results for the DNA test I sent out last week.... Negative. I will be leaving my wife and I am not working on getting my own car etc. I get the two oldest kid during the weekend, my stepdaughter and my biological son. I miss the baby. I still love her and shes not at fault for what her mother did. Do you guys find it acceptable to still be her father? From what my ex-wife tells me the guy she cheated on me does not want anything to do with the baby and "wants to sign over his rights" what's your guys input?
>>17453048
Meant to say "I am NOW working on getting my own car" sorry about the typo
>>17453048
Raise the kid if they see you as their parent unless you want to fuck them over for life
Well I mean you're already taking care of another guy's kid (albeit with full knowledge willingly from the start), so I don't see why not. It's not like you have to force yourself to love the baby, you already do.
How do you deal with the fact that nobody really wants you or cares about you in a romantic or sexual way? What do you do when you come to the realization that the reason you're always single is because you are undesirable?
This is a serious question in which I'm open to criticism. I'm not crying for attention I just want to talk about this with somebody who knows what it's like and can offer legitimate advice, because it just occurred to me how undesirable I am and it is a very hard pill to swallow.
I pushed my sexual and romantic interests out of the bounds of reality. I also highly dislike being touched, so that coupled with my social incompetence (not anxiety) helps me to evade girls that like me even if I briefly feel attraction to them.
I cannot tell you my full story because I am about to go to sleep, but I am attracted exclusively to white haired pointy-faced girls who dress in peacoats from a country that doesn't exist.
>>17452755
I forgot the conclusion: I don't care about being lonely anymore, I quite enjoy it
>>17452726
are you a boy or a girl?
Guys I'm hurt real bad, this is going to be hard to type. If you feel I'm not providing enough information just ask me anything.
A few weeks ago I decided to try okcupid to find a date, since I am a shy girl and find difficulty in putting myself out there. I don't look half bad but I am just unstable and shy. Anyway my first okc date went horribly. I was scared to try again. But I found someone else, and he had a bigger match percentage.
I immediately felt a strong "pulling feeling" towards him. So we met up for a first date, everything goes awesome. FF a week later everything is going great, we are falling in love. We had many happy memories together.
But then one day my anxiety got the best of me and I randomly broke up with him for no good raisin. He just rolled over and accepted it, instead of saying "no this is bullshit and you know it, don't go anon". He was very cold and that hurt a lot.
Ok that sucked. But I realized it wasn't too late to say I'm sorry and I wrote an actual physical letter of apology, asking if hed take me back if I got professional help (I am a very broken girl after lots of heartbreaks; I just want to find who's right for me but it's so difficult). So I began pining for this guy and I realized my mistake and my feelings for him grew.
Tonight I made the 30 mile drive (an hour away basically) to his place and no one was home, so I left a note wedged into the door saying Id be at the park, and that I wanted to speak to him in person. I waited for three hours and no one showed up.
Then late at night I get the bottom half of the text in the picture. I'm hurt real bad. I thought as a sufferer of anxiety and who had gotten therapy before would be understanding. But he turned out to be very cold about everything
So how do I even begin to get over this pain? How do I even open my heart up to another man after this? I'm so broken and scared, and just want to love and be loved
To clarify, I am not the type of person to play games. If I want to talk to someone, I will find a way to make it happen. I'm fairly straightforward and blunt. If I'm sorry or in the wrong I will promptly apologize. If I'm happy I'll make it known, etc.
I'm currently attending therapy at a psychologist once a week. It's helpful! I know exactly what I need help with and I have a common end goal. This time I can let him help me help myself
I love improving myself, and being the best girlfriend I can be, So if you guys can give any advice about that it would be nice
Stop fucking being scared of being happy and stop seraching desperately for love. This guy probably didn't feel that much love for you anyways if he regrets your relationship so much that he said that shit, you just thought you were in love because you wanted to be in love really bad. You need to seek a stable healty relationship if you want to be with someone, with dating websites you're already going at it starting with the wrong foot, because both of you are probably desperate people with poor social skills if you had to resort to internet to get a date.
You probably don't even love him. You love the fact he looked like he loved you. You loved to be with someone, you didn't love someone.
Get over it by realizing all your feelings were product of an unhealty behaviour, don't make excuses about it like you women always do and for fuck's sake DO get a new job and occupy your day with something at all times, otherwise you'll never meet people.
You're shy? Big deal. First party, even the shittiest most boring party ever, you go. You don't have to make plans, you just have to go. You must start to say yes, to think in terms of "I DO" and not in terms of "I'm not sure about it". Shut your brain off and just DO.
>>17449253
seek professional help before attempting another relationship, chances are you shat on the guys feelings instead of working it out as partners. just chalk it up as a lesson learned and make sure you feel secure and stable before dating again because in this day and age most guys dont want to play any games. ( im saying this as a guy with similar experience ) if i was in his shoes chances are I wouldn't be so ready to forgive you ether.
>have to wake early to be punctual on my job
>can't be late or I'll get fired
>need sleep to function properly at work
>baby needs to be fed at night
>prepare formula and tell my husband to feed it to the baby himself (he can go back to sleep fine)
>he starts bitching I should breastfeed, when that puts my performance at work in jeopardy
>mfw
Should I just divorce this useless sack of shit?
>>17453391
So this is modern parenting? If you are willing to leave him over this, you are a disgrace.
Just breastfeed. I dont know why so many US women find it spooky. Its natural.
Also if bait good job.
>>17453391
If you cant even hack it at the most basic of parental instincts that you'd put your job in front of your own child, maybe you aren't prepared to have a child.
Just do it and work it out with your husband. It is your biological advantage; your body as a woman. It is hard coded in your DNA. Besides. Breast milk has more nutrients for your child that it needs than the chemically treated artificial milk substance formulae.
Can't be lazy with your own blood and family. Find a way to balance sleep and work or find a different work load entirely. This is what entails building a family.
>>17453399
Fuck no, "just breastfeed" means I have to wake up randomly in the night and lose precious hours of sleep I need, risk showing up late on the job, risk poor performance on the job, risk getting fucking fired and end up on the street because we no longer have enough fucking money for the rent. I'm not suicidal/stupid enough to do that.
GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't fucking know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off.
This goes for both sexes
How the fuck is one supposed to get rid of insecurity? Talking to people will apparently make them feel that you're insecure so in turn you'll get rejected and the insecurity will grow
How the fuck does this work? I actually want to kill mcfucking me after I get soul crushing rejected. How are you supposed to try again with more confidence if this shit is so bad?
femanons what do you think of a guy if he called you sweet
>>17449767
Is 11" enough? -male asked.