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>>17446517
which one is she? they're both so cute.

In all seriousness, i would suggest talking to your therapist about possibly registering your dog for the certification as a support animal. make sure there isn't any special training she might need.

So you want to lie so you can take your pet into college ?

>>17446529
She looks like the dog on the left, but that isn't her

I have probably 3 or 4 more years to go (engineering) and was wondering if anyone out there has done something similar to this.

There are websites that will allow a person to register a dog but I'm not sure how legitimate they are.

Peroxide?

>>17446516
I might give it a try, thanks

It looks like you still have a very much open wound which limits the usefulness of products available over the counter from a pharmacy.

Most OTC products have something called salicylic acid in it at a concentration of 40%. Essentially they work to slowly burn a wart off over the course of 4-8 weeks depending on the wart. Because they work this way, while this are effective in treating warts the products will also damage viable tissue.

Your wound is currently in the process of healing following wart removal. Do not use the Ivette counter wart products. You may consider going to your MD for more targeted wart therapy; however at this point I would recommend watchful waiting to see how well your wound heals and whether a new wart starts to form which may warrant further treatment.

Btw I'm a pharmacist

No, you are supposed to be a grown up badass who can deal with his/her problems and not a whiny bitch who thinks is better to be dead.

No, unless you are a child molester or politician.

I always say if it feels right do it.

Find a new hobby or passion. Branch out of your usual routine and do something different. I'm not saying you should quit playing games or watching videos, but look for something you haven't tried before to do also. Learn to draw, learn an instrument, get into a fitness routine, study a new language, etc. You may not find it right away, but keep trying new things until something clicks. I've always felt invigorated and energized whenever I discover a new interest or passion. That feeling carries over into other aspects of your life as well. You'll feel better about yourself.

>>17446378
You sound like a greedy nigger, at least you have had love before. I've been single all my life. Stop being so entitled, nigger.

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>>17446378
There is no escape I hope you know this

>>17446305
What do you mean how? How do you start picking out parts? Go to logical increments. Once you order them, it's very simple to put together they're pretty much legos. The only part you can fuck up is attaching the HSF to the processor and even that is easy if you use the anti-static mat that came with the processor. Operating system? That's really subjective.

>>17446374
Not OP, but how much do you think building a good PC would cost? Like 1400 or more?

>>17446412
Good? Can run the large majority of games on high for 800$ easily. My PC i built was 800$ I run skyrim on max 60fps, and MGSV on max 50fps.

>>17446256
for starters get off 4chan. But just be fun, emulate people you think are likeable don't BE them, but make mental notes of what you like about them and see how you can incorporate their mannerisms into your person

>>17446256
You have to like your self before you get other people to like you. What are your good points?

I don't understand what's happening in this picture.

I thought I did, then read the advice given and have no idea how the two are linked.

Doesn't matter because nobody wants to read your fedora tipping or euphoria.

What you do is you ask her permission, and act accordingly.

>>17446234
I thought about that but I want to say it anyway.
>>17446237
I don't feel like doing that, so I guess I'll just edit my rebuttal so I don't need to include it.

>>17446192
Weird habits aside, are you doing okay in life? If you are, who gives a shit if you're weird? It's practically trendy nowadays; all the kids are bragging about how weird they are.

>>17446219
Nah. Pretty fucking far from okay. My lack of social skills and the bad vibes I send is one of the reasons for that, so the OP is part of me trying to get to the root of the problem.

This isn't the main source of everything bad going on in my life, of course, but this is part of a general "be/act normal" mentality I've been following in lieu of something better.

>>17446250
Perhaps you should see a therapist about this?

>>17446172

If the girl doesn't like you your dick could be a foot long and she wouldn't fuck you.

Girls care mostly about the person attached to the dick, not the dick itself.

>>17446180
I came here to say essentially thise

I have never heard of a time IRL where I girl rejected a guy in bed once she saw the size of his dick.

Go see a doctor.

>>17446145
>>17446145
I don't have health insurance. I feel like maybe throwing up might solve it but I really hate throwing up.

>>17446204
Throwing up only solves the problem if it's caused by something you ingested. That would likely have passed a while ago.

This could literally be anything m8. It's too unspecific. Try keeping a diary of what you do all day and when the pain comes. Maybe you'll find a cause or a correlation.

Ehhhhh, people used to do it all the time. One generation of incest won't fuck your kids up if that's your question. But socially, you'd probably be outcast by everyone who knows.

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>>17446115
>NBR
W E A K

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bump before bed

She also has a lifter bf and I'm scared af of him.

As a reminder of what?

>>17446139
When we see each other in a class

Women are fucking savants at noticing small subtle changings. Sbe will probably become immediately suspicious of any changes in your routine. Join a gym so you have an excuse to be out of the house. Get a second cell phone you keep in hidden in your car. Make sure the mistress doesn't know where you live, and never fuck at your place.

Also, don't tell anyone. Not your friends or anything. Most women will tolerate cheating if no one finds out, but if you embarass a woman in public she fucking rape your ass in court, and most likely fabricate claims about you, some of them criminal.

best way to cheat on a frigid wife is to get a quick blowjob from a hooker after work.

>>17446111
Sounds like a lot of work. Do most guys use going to the gym as an excuse?

>>17446119
The hookers around here are garbage and I have no money but am fairly attractive.

If you give a shit about your sister, you go and deal with it.

If you don't, you stay home and don't care she won't talk to you or your wife's son ever again.

>>17446100
you said it's in a different country? that's a hefty price, fuck that

If someone is holding a wedding out of the country and expects people to attend then they should be footing the bill for travel. Otherwise, they should be having ceremonies in both countries for each of their family and friends.

If they aren't paying your way and they aren't going to have another ceremony in your home country then you shouldn't feel too bad.

drink plenty of water, dry mouth is a huge contributor.

>>17446067
Water is the only thing I drink, but I end up having a dry mouth rather often. I guess I should look into that too.

>>17446082
If that doesn't work you might want to see a dentist