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Scum of the earth desu

>>17449156
>cuck
>can't fuck his own girl
>can't kill himself

Completely useless desu senpai

Where are all these stupid cucks and how do I fuck their girls infront of them? MY FETISH IS TO BE THE ANTI-KEK! But it's like not even a thing.

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>>17449080
>>17449080
Yeah you gotta pull it real deep into your lungs. If you can imagine taking a shot (or two) of smoke and then chasing it with lots of air.

Also was acetone used or was it 99% alc? I dont know if acetone is safe, 99% I know is. I found this on wiki tho

>Health information

Acetone has been studied extensively and is generally recognized to have low acute and chronic toxicity if ingested and/or inhaled.[43] Acetone is not currently regarded as a carcinogen, a mutagenic chemical or a concern for chronic neurotoxicity effects.[42]

Eating and inhaling are very different methods of cannabinoid ingestion by the body. Inhaling via combustion or vape or whatever it lasts a shorter time (in experienced users) and the high is maybe more functional (tolerance levels depending). With eating its uptake by the body is slowed and the cannabinoids are not 100% the same as combustion. So usualy edibles mean that it lasts over a span of a few hours. So you eat a portion of it and then 2 hours later evaluate and see if you need more or if you are good with where you are at.

Is your friend an experienced user? If so, I would eat just a quarter of the cookie with some milk or something with calories besides das cookie. I find that when I do that the start of the high is not as jarring for some reason as in I feel the high creeping up on be much better. With edibles theres usually a peak in terms of how high you are and you climb back down.

Also with hash I find the high is more functional than str8 bud sooo that may change the effects but given you lack of exp i dunno

I would eat a quarter with a friend in a safe comfortable space and do something fun, have food and water at the ready. Two hours in check with yourself and see whatsup. Prepare yourself to feel something new and strange. Edibles are sometimes too much for people, they get paranoid and anxious or get crazy high and freak the fuck out.

1/4 cookie and watch your favorite movie

>>17449152
Thanks for the detailed response! I know it was acetone because he said. I think it should be fine because he has eaten them and is alive lol. My friend has been smoking daily since he was 16 and is 25 now. I think I'll have a quarter. I'll probably just have it at home and play some guitar or something. I have a history of anxiety so slightly concerned it may exacerbate that but I want to experience the high

He was just looking for an excuse to walk. Just leave him, you don't need that kind of drama.

sorry to hear that happened OP. I have been dumped out of the blue before. it was a huge shock. took a while to move on.

all you can really do is pick up the pieces and move on as best you can. if he doesn't want to talk to you, he doesn't want to talk to you.

and honestly his line about choosing a date when he's ready to meet up to talk...might just be a line. I had a bf use that on me too. "I'll get back in touch someday, I promise..." then 10 years later I wonder what happened to him and how he's doing. look up his house phone, give him a buzz, and his wife tells me to stay the fuck away from him. okeydokey.jpg. not one of my best moments but eh, live and learn.

so I wouldn't hold my breath there. if it's really over, chances are he won't be calling, ever.

take it one day at a time OP. it's gonna hurt like fuck for a while. but just respect his wishes and stay away from him. do something nice for yourself. maybe take a road trip if you have the time, get a change of scenery. visit some friends.

>>17449068
This.

Hes wanted to break up but never had a reason hes felt is valid.

This was his out. Hes made this bigger than it needs to be to get out.

Sorry to say it but id just cut him off entirely and better yourself. Then next time you see him dont even acknoledge his existance.

Go do something useful aka not videogames or anime faggot

Go work out

>>17449065
I used to work out but I started to hurt in my joints. I read up on how to do it properly beforehand, so I figured I needed a trainer for a little bit and fuck that. Not to mention I don't even like doing it.

I suppose I could go for a quick walk, though. I used to do a lot of things that weren't video games or anime, but I never enjoyed any of it. I just got out of a relationship so that shows something I guess, and am moving continents too so it's not that I'm not making myself busy or something.

Can't you just be a perfectionist in more important matters?

I am a massive weeb and a perfectionist to the point where I learnt Japanese to fluency, moved to Japan permanently and mostly cut off links to my old country, but it bothers me how other otaku obsess over their (aeshtetically-oriented) hobbies to the point of neglecting their appearance/personality/career.

tl;dr I am an otaku too but my perfectionism is directed towards my own flaws as a person.

Why the fuck haven't we genocided women actually? They aren't logical. Earth would be better off if humans died off so fuck the reproduction argument actually. How glorious it must be to be gay and be immune to desiring women. Jesus Christ I can't believe we let these people become doctors and vote fucking A

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You have anger issues OP.

The answer is you don't know, and neither do they, and you shouldn't be hung up about this.

>>17448874
>Years of having shitty relationships with women have conditioned me to put them on a pedestal and just assume they're all too good for me

You realize this, but wonder about what the problem might be? Have you ever considered living a life without a woman? Ever thought about what you'd like to do aside from that?

>>17448874

were you afraid of your girlfriends or were you able to legitimately main tain the relationship with a casual attitude?

>bumps thread
>leaves

m8...

>>17448859

Wouldn't all fit in the first post. I thought this decision would be easy, but after looking at everything as a whole it's proven to be the opposite. I'm truly on the fence leaning only slightly towards staying with my old job. Mostly because I don't want even less time to spend with loved ones when school starts, but also because change is stressful for me whether it be good or bad. So, give me your opinions and I'll try to answer questions if you guys have any. Hopefully it'll help me make a more firm decision. Thanks for reading and/or replying.

>>17448866
>>17448859

Would say new job, but I'm a work-aholic and I wouldn't mind working all day at the office, it's a relief to do so for me, but I don't think that'd be the same for you. Ultimately the choice is up to you, but what I can analyze is :

> Current Job is probably easier, takes less time and not expecting much stress for now, only con is less money and the lack of schedule, which could be worked on if you plan on working there for years.

> New job takes more time, need schooling if I understood your point. I don't know about stress but this is a hospital, probably noisy office all day, coworkers are probably nice people besides some sick shit of a patient


What do you think OP ? I'd totally say new job but do you think this is a profitable gain, workwise and stresswise to have $2/h more ?

>>17448910

I think part of the problem for me is that after paying for gas to drive further, I'll end up only making an extra $15 or so a week. Also, being in my car for an extra hour doesn't sound too great either. I'm just having a really difficult time with the decision, appreciate the input though.

I got a girl that I had a one night stand with pregnant. Waited until she was a couple of months along and then "accidentally" slipped and knocked her down the stairs. Free abortion, and now she doesnt want to talk to me anymore as well. Cops were fine with it in the end as I accidentally slipped and it couldn't be helped.

Well then, no one i guess? I was wondering how much of an impact such an incident has on a guy

>>17448903
are u kidding? ur disgusting.

>>17448766
Get a personality and find a woman with a similar personality (which, of course, means going to where women with personality traits you desire congregate.)

I'm a house-bound cripple and I got a wife at 26. Took me awhile but I got the job done. You've got no excuses. Have fun.

>>17448766

Be genuinely interested in getting to know someone.

>>17448766
Become a croach.

>>17448759
kek if this isn't a troll, tell her she's retarded.
she doesn't need yoga, much less naked yoga (seriously why not standard yoga), to lose weight. if she won't listen to reason you should dump her ASAP, women are way more likely to cheat after having kids

>>17448779
No fucking way would I dump her we are just going through a rough patch. I do initiate sex and havent lost attraction.

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Boundaries are a thing. If this is a no-go for you, ask her if you can go to a swing club without her.
When she says that it is not the same, agree with her. The point is that you are not comfortable with it, not that it's particularly good or bad.

Oh, and OP, you need to built rapport with your woman a little better if she doesn't know enough to know that this shit might not be cool with you. Way to wear the pants, man.

Fuck no.

Math is also not the only problem there, but I digress.

If you truly want to go for it it's worth it. There are tutors that can help you with that once you're enrolled.

>>17448743
NOOOOOO.

I did and I hated math and I regret it every day. Wasted 2 years. This is only if you also don't like math. If you like it, but suck then just put in more work.

Life is too fucking short to kill yourself. Nothing literally nothing is forever. Better to enjoy yourself now and not waste your time here.

>>17448734
Let them do what they need to do. You can't help them. Life isn't special at all.

>Life is too fucking short to kill yourself.

No it isn't, fuck off with that cliche garbage.

If they're busy talking, they're not busy doing.

Here's some hard numbers- men make up the majority of suicides, but women make 6x more suicide 'attempts' compared to men.
If your friends are busy talking, they're not busy doing.

You are neither a mature mental health professional or blood family to these mopes, nor are you responsible for their actions or inactions.
What you should be doing perhaps is not enabling them. Listen, sympathize, don't let them repeat themselves, and suggest that they talk to a professional. Discourage their use of you as an emotional tampon- it's bad for you AND them.
Suicide is the ultimate selfish, cowardly act, and it absolutely destroys the people who care about a person who offs themselves. They end up hating or resenting the person who died, and spend forever trying to forget them, and feel ashamed for it.

I'd suggest that ou say something like that to your friends- let them know that you both pity them and are ashamed for them for being so self-indulgent...

BUT, op, this is based on your friends being depressive, self-involved emotional assholes- if your friends are seeking help, trying to make themselves better, it's an entirely different story.

There's a subset of shamed and shameful teens and young people who seek attention through being pitiable human beings. Those are the people I am ashamed of and have no time for. For the unfortunate souls who truly try and fail to help themselves, (and these people will NOT be trying to keep your attention with their troubles constantly, which makes them hard to identify) all you can do is be sympathetic and repeatedly tell them to seek out professional assistance and not to quit.

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Eh, I wasted 6 years in college- working as a scientist without a doctorate was boring and didn't pay well. I didn't get into crime, but I got into dangerous work- industrial diving, commercial fishing, and eventually settled into working on an oil tanker. I'm a captain now. Much more interesting and occasionally frightening than being in a basement lab making shit money as a tech.

So, yeah, merchant marines is one avenue. Travel, you get to be a tourist in some of the most out-of-the-way places in the world, phenomenal pay, and you can upgrade your skills and certs if you want, rise in rank and license, or not.

>>17448750
Sensei I got bad scores at ComCollege, so I dropped out basically.

How much does being an Oil Tanker require, experience-wise and such.

>>17448750
OP here: Do you get time to study? If I wanted to learn something completely unrelated to what you're suggesting, would I have the time and opportunity?

It's almost like different people are different

This doesn't sound like part of a specific disorder, just a series of possibly unconnected quirks that you're just not used to.

At most I'd say there may be a slim possibility that she was abused at some point to explain it, but probably it's just simple oddity.

Are you sure you're not hurting her during sex?

About as bad as breathing in carcinogens will get. In moderation I guess it's not that bad in comparison to people who smoke constantly. But it's better not to do it at all because you're harming your lungs with smoke either way.

>>17448556
Smoke in your lungs.


If that doesn't process then take a look here
https://www.cdc.gov/tobacco/data_statistics/fact_sheets/health_effects/effects_cig_smoking/

If you still don't get it then punch yourself in the crotch, secondhand smoke is also harmful for those around you. Do us all a favor and just an hero after you smoke by yourself that pack of cigs

The health effects of cigars are generally the same as the health effects of cigarettes. It's not good for you, but don't be a scrub and get a humidor and do it right.