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Who was in the wrong here?
>Frank and his gf invite Jake to a baseball game
>Frank pays for Jake's $120 ticket as like a gift
>at the end of the day, Jake car radio is not working (Jake drove)
>Jake says it broke because Frank's gf leaned on it
>Jake says it was worth $50 and asks Frank to pay half
>Frank refuses because a) it is unclear how/if his gf really broke the radio, b) he had just bought Jake a ticket that cost more than the cost of the radio and c) Jake has been a selfish autistic weirdo who has been a chore to hang out with for a long time
>Jake and Frank haven't spoken for 2 years now
Will provide more details if necessary.
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>>17442983
Jake is in the wrong, but this story is obviously biased in Frank's favour.
Assuming you are Frank in this scenario, did you ask your girlfriend if she may have leant on it and broke the radio by accident? Is it possible Jake was telling the truth and was strapped for cash at the time and still offered to pay half of what was your girlfriends possible mistake?
Petty things like this aren't worth losing friends over, but if Jake is otherwise unpleasant and not of any value to your life then who really cares, but since you came to ask this question after 2 years i'm assuming part of you misses him.
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>>17442983
Jake. I'd give him the $25 but then I'd tell him to get fucked.
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>>17442983
Recent gifts or favours dont excuse breaking someones property, if your girlfriend did in fact do this then she should pay up, he was even kind enough to offer to pay half of the cost. You should know him enough to know if he is telling the truth, and a good friend would tell the truth, a good friend would also pay up when they fuck their friends property.
How do I clean my butt for oral/anal?
I'm seeing a lot of mixed messages online with methods, what works, how long to wait without eating etc.
I'd like to hear from some people who have experience with it themselves and what worked best.
Thanks :)
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step 1: void your colon. Drink water, coffee, fiber. Don't eat solid foods. Drink more water and sit on the toilet and purge your sweet sweet anus of the brown snake.
step 2: it's time to clean. Use a bottle, enema, hose, funnel, whatever to surge water up your intestines. When you have a good amount, hold it, invert, then purge (shit). Repeat for a while. For maximum cleanliness, hold water and then seal it with a buttplug. Wear for 15 minutes, then shit it all out. Repeat until water runs clean.
3. You now have a beautiful clean ass ready for the dick/dildo. You better be a dude btw.
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Enema's work consistently for me, though some people can just shit hard enough to be ready right then.
CVS or most pharmacies will have some cheap enema packs. Basically take a dump if you can, then insert it while in doggy-style position, insert/squirt enema in bunghole, and hold it for as long as you can (fight the urge to push it out, like wait until the last possible moment for best results).
And a general rule of thumb, don't eat any shit-inducing foods the day you're getting dicked.
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Soap and Water
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How do I stop taking rejection so hard and personal?
Its not even the fact I'm sick of rejection, I just take it really personal and shut down. Like if I like a girl and I see she doesn't like me, I flat out stop talking to her. I turn really cold.
How do I start brushing it off?
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You have every right to act the way you do, if you see someone as a potential love interest and they turn you away then theres really no point to trying to stay friends with them, you only open yourself up to developing more feelings and being used. Make friends with people you see as friends and cut those out of your life that you wish to love but dont love you back.
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>>17442842
By being open and straightforward about your feelings from the very beginning. This doesn't remove the whole sting -nothing can- but by not waiting to whip yourself into a frenzy of deep enotional investment, rejection comes when those feelings are still relatively mild, and easier to shake off.
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>>17442842
By not having hard expectations as to how they will fit into your life ie:>>17442853
>Go to speed dating event.
>Say "yes" to most of the girls.
>Get three mutual matches.
>One of them was a girl I was really interested in.
>E-mail her (we were only given our mutual matches e-mails).
>She e-mails me back, pretty receptive.
>I e-mail her back pushing towards a first real date.
>No response in going on two days now.
Pic related are the e-mails. I edited out names and small references which may be identifiable, but pretty much my first e-mail and her e-mail are references to the jokes I made during the speed date and the third e-mail was when I asked her to get coffee. Where did I fuck up?
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>where did I fuck up
From what I can see, you didn't. Just email her again since it's been a couple of days, it's fairly normal for people to forget about things like this. Especially since she probably mutually matched with several guys, your message might have just gotten buried.
I'm like 80 percent sure she'll say 'Oh I'm so sorry, I forgot to respond/been so busy' and she'll be perfectly happy to make a coffee date with you.
And if not, she wasn't interested in you and you can move on.
Also was >cawfee a reference to your conversation or are you just retarded?
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>Just email her again since it's been a couple of days
How should I word it? I don't want it to come across as "plz respond :D."
>Also was >cawfee a reference to your conversation or are you just retarded?
Not retarded. We were joking about accents.
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>>17442845
Dear Donna,
Please let me know if you're ready for a dicking. I'm free Wednesday.
Yours
Chad.
Sorted. Good luck buddy.
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How do I get the girl at work to leave me alone? 2016-08-08 22:44:43 Post No.17442055
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How do I get the girl at work to leave me alone?
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I tried posting this before but I didn't tl;dr so no one read it.
tl;dr
My coworker and I used to like each other but I ruined it. Now I just want her to leave me alone.
27,m. I work at a very small company, just 4 people. One person is female and around my age. We didn't talk much at first, but after a few months it became apparent we liked each other. Not just "I want to fuck you," but actual feelings, the most powerful connection I've felt in my life.
As soon it seemed like something would go down, my life blew up (not related to my job/her), I was feeling/acting really shitty and obviously she changed her mind about me because when I finally started to feel like myself again, I asked her out and she said no.
I calmed down enough to not quit the next day. But the only way I saw myself staying was to mentally put up a wall, wear my headphones loud so I couldn't hear her, and only interact when I had to. She still tries to talk to me though.
How do I get her to stop trying? If we do have to talk about work, how do I get her to use email/slack as much as possible, instead of talking in person?
Already, whenever we interact I talk very quietly, don't make eye contact and use as few words as possible, I am especially careful to not make her laugh because hearing that makes me want to kill myself. But she is persistent.
I know a new job is really the solution, but this one is nice for me outside of this one (massive) thing. But if this keeps up and she doesn't leave me alone I don't think I can stay, even without having something else lined up.
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>>17442055
Jesus, man. You should be able to handle rejection a little better at 27, or don't ask out your co-workers in the future. You're not kids in a classroom anymore, you're both being paid to be there, you can't just freeze her out completely and expect things to be cool. Be a professional.
If you really can't handle it, you should give your 2 weeks notice and quit, before you create a problem and get yourself fired. And again, if you really can't control your emotions better than this, you should adopt a very strict "no romance with co-workers" policy for yourself
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>>17442072
I think you may have misunderstood me anon, the rejection isn't the problem, it's getting her to leave me alone that I'm struggling with.
In my last job, I had an altercation with a coworker - a guy, so it wasn't anything like this. The boss ruled in his favor, so the only thing I saw to do was not speak or interact with him beyond what my job required. It worked for almost 2 years, although it was a much larger company (30+) and we didn't interact as much as I have to in this job.
I think I am being professional, there hasn't been one instance I've failed to complete my job duties because I don't enjoy speaking with her. Similarly, after that shitty phase I mentioned my feelings are under control, I feel stable and clear headed.
I won't be fired, My job is too important and I'm too good at it. Famous last words? Yes.
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>>17442055
>27
> If we do have to talk about work, how do I get her to use email/slack as much as possible, instead of talking in person?
>I am especially careful to not make her laugh because hearing that makes me want to kill myself.
Those three lines... dude... you're 27... . Stop acting like a 17 year old.... at least be professional.
You're the one who's going out of his way to make things weird and making unreasonable and extraordinary impositions here, not her.
If I were your employeer and I noticed this stuff was going on, between you and her, you would be the one I'd get rid of.
Calm down, man up, learn to adapt, be mature and deal instead of running away.
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I love my cat more than I love my child 2016-08-08 22:37:03 Post No.17442026
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I love my cat more than I love my child
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Female, 27 I have a two years old daughter and a year old kitten. Guess who I love more? I find my daughter boring at best and tedious at worst. I take care of her properly, I play with her and spen lot of quality mom-daughter time, at least according to all these maternity handbooks I've read, but I don't love her. I don't miss her when I'm away, I don't feel joy when she's smiling at me or when I hold her, none of that. I do what I have to do in order to guarantee her a good childhood, but it simply feels like a second job. My cat on the other hand, young Bengal, is almost always on my mind, I feel excited at a prospect of buying him new toys or food, I could spend hours playing with him and petting him or watch him sleep or purr - and it makes me so happy, gives me so much joy.
I don't know how to solve this problem or whether there is a solution or any reason to try to solve it at all. It just feel strange when the sight of my cat purring makes my heart melt and the sight of my daughter laughing makes me feel irritated.
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I hope this is bait.
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Toxoplasmosis. If only you had contracted it during early pregnancy and miscarried, then you could be a true cat-mom and not reproduce as it's meant to be.
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if not bait
you probably have insecurities about being a mom. if you really didn't care you wouldn't be uncomfortable in your situation. talk to a therapist.
I want to apply to acting conservatories so I'm working on my auditions.
Here's my audition monologue of Edmund from A Long Day's Journey into Night.
Thoughts?
What did I do well?
What did I not do so well?
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forgot to post link!
https://youtu.be/snkAWP8IDi8
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Bumpingg
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>>17441393
You are ok but are you not too young to be on this site? Remind me of amateur theatre, you are alright.
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So I've been diagnosed with ADHD and Depression. I currently take:
Adderall 20mg
Abilify 2.5mg
Prozac 20mg
Lamictal 25mg
Just started the lamictal. I'm not bipolar but the psych thinks it'll help with my intrusive thoughts but I had the absolute worst dream last night with a skinny fleshy creature with a witch's face. When it turned and looked at me I felt so much fear that I was thrown out of dreaming mode at 6am and my girlfriend had to hold my hand. Should I quit taking this shit or what?
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>>17441039
Don't just go off it by yourself, call your doctor and discuss it with them. If they're worth a shit they'll discuss it over the phone.
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kill yourself
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>>17441043
100% this and only this. I was a fucking retard and went cold turkey on my anxiety meds, and I thought I was going to die. Night terrors, sweating so bad the bed was soaked. Never. Again.
Your doctor doesn't know what you don't tell them. What works for one person won't for another. Communicate with him/her that what they first suggested is not working.
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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't fucking know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off.
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>Be 18
>Saving myself for marriage
>11 year old younger brother
>13 year old younger sister
>Parents die in accident
>Get custody of them as we have no US relatives and orphanages are shit
>Can't support us working shitty jobs
>I've had to start selling my body so that they can have a normal life in a normalish household living in a good neighborhood
I can be someone's wife one day, r-right? ;_;
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Any advice for a guy who will have his life in order in about 8 months and wants to start dating?
Im thinking about building an actual diet instead of just winging eat by eating whats healthy.
Any get button down shirts tailored, vast improvement?
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>>17439992
someone will be down, sure
the question is will you be attracted to the sort of person that tries to turn a ho into a housewife
What's it like to have friends? Is it really as great as movies make it seem? I used to think I had friends, but then I realized everyone actually hates me.
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fuck you nigga, you hate yourself
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>>17443792
It's fine I guess. I wouldn't die if they all disappeared or started hating me though.
But I'm a loner, I get exhausted by my friends wanting to do shit all the time.
I'm going to build myself a solitaire house in the woods and a wall around it one day,
just to get some unlimited me-time.
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>>17443792
it's not that good. i get sick and tired of them coming around a lot. being able to go out in a big group and do fun stuff on the weekends is nice though sometimes
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What can you do if you are legitimately ugly?
I mean you have an ugly face and an ugly body.
Are we just not meant to reproduce?
What is the resolution to being literally ugly?
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>>17443774
Go to the gym. Get plastic surgery. But yes, probably not meant to reproduce as you will produce ugly children.
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Well then you kill yourself or you stop giving a fuck if your ugly or not and you just do whatever the fuck you want to do with confidence ofcourse and if you have a small penis you joke about that aswell.
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>>17443774
There's literally nothing wrong with being ugly. Girls love confidence. Fill your life with interesting hobbies. Talk about your job like is something important. Exercise even if it's only jogging once a week. I am ugly but I have learnt to seize opportunities and have developed a pseudo technique to date pretty girls. Trust me I'm like a 6 but date >8
I'll try and keep this short.
>early on in relationship find out bf is inappropriately messaging another girl at his work . He blames it on his bipolar.
>I forgive him.
>months pass all good we move in together. We've been best friends for years.
>bf acting weird, neglectful. Everything I do is wrong. Over protective of his phone. I know he's messaging the same girl again.
>he makes me seem distrustful, insecure and unreasonable while this is going on.
>get evidence of what he was doing, same girl and also another new girl.
>want nothing to do with him, he pulls out all the stops and even gets his family involved for me to stay with him.
>he never wants to answer why it happened etc just says it makes him feel bad and continuously whines
>do some couple therapy which helps a little.
>he says he did it because of his insecurity and because they were easy targets.
>the time whilst this was going on was torture. The night before I showed him the proof I asked him if he was doing anything like that.
>he replied looking me dead in the eye "I love you [name] I would never do anything to disrespect you like that."
>should add when I was refusing to talk to him etc he got a blade and cut twice into his forearms. I wasn't there I just saw afterwards.
Anyways he's changed job, changed his number, deleted Facebook etc. I'm just wondering if there is any coming back from this. At the moment I'm stuck, we signed a tenancy agreement together and I can't afford to move because when he quit his job he couldn't afford bills and I had to pay everything for a couple months.
This guy was my best friend some of happiest memories are with him, but dating him there are happy memories but there's also all of this. Is there any way to have a healthy relationship again?
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>>17443749
nope, sorry hun.
He, at least subconsciously, wants to be free.
Find yourself a fat loser if you want to settle down and have relationshits.
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>>17443749
>because they were easy targets
Unfortunately you were also one of his easy targets. Please get away. He got his family to convince you to stay with this creep the least they could do is help you financially to get away now.
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>>17443772
Yea seem ms that way.
I don't want anything to do with his family. I guess I could kick him out, but I don't really want him to know where I live and he could get in easily. So I'll have to move.
To be honest, he got his sibling to talk to to me, not for her to push his case but oft me to vent to, but obv there would be a bias.
I just can't believe all this has happened. How did I allow someone to do this to me because of what I thought was love?
I feel incredibly alone and even unwanted. I can't believe I've been this stupid and trusting just because he was a friend.
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What's up, /adv/? I'm in an odd spot.
I just started my new semester in college and as I looked through my classes I realized I was wasting my time. I took some classes to fill in the gaps of the requisites while I transferred to my new concentration next semester. The thing is, I've never liked college. I always felt like I was wasting my time. It wasn't until this summer that I seriously considered dropping out and here's why.
I got a gig with a few friends playing music, and I gotta tell you, it's been the highlight of these two college years for me in a lot of ways. I can't begin to explain how great it felt to have people listening, cheering and us playing songs and just hanging out afterwards with the band.
You might see where I'm going with this. I'm aware that pursuing any sort of art is hard as fuck but goddamn, it felt good. I've always loved music but this made me realize that I could seriously do this while I do some odd jobs here and there. I have no expectations of becoming famous, at all, and just ride it through and see where it takes me. I also would like to pursue writing.
Anyways, I feel like I'll be wasting away this semester. I already paid for part of the classes. I guess I just want to know what you guys think and if by chance there was any musician here who could help out. I'm terrified of moving out on my own. What could I do to make this semester productive?
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If you are really sure, that you're gonna drop out, get a job and make as much money possible for the time after this semester. You're gonna need it.
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>>17443731
Bumperino
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follow your passion. Its corny as fuck but thats because an overwhelmingly amount of people dont. Im in the same position as you. Dropped out of a course i hated and now pursuing what i love.
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Hey /adv/
So in about a week I'll be going on a small trip to amsterdam with some friends of mine, all female.
We'll stay for about 5 days in a little appartment and to be honest I need advice on how to survive this.
Keep in mind I'm a virgin. Not the ugly beta orbiter kind, but rather the kind that has a tiny sex drive and that's an emotional wreck. Now it aint that bothering but what is infuriating to me is when they start talking about sex, what they like in bed, who they like, etc etc, and I'm pretty sure I'll have to go through this every evening.
Pls share tips that'd help me in this situation. I'm very good friend with all of them individually but as a group it's another deal.
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this is easy OP.
once they're talking about sex and what they like, when there's a gap in the conversation, you chime in.
"i like having sex with multiple women at once. at least 5."
boom. sex.
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>>17443703
Ahah, I could do that !
Do ya think they'd take it well if I turned it into a joke ?
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>>17443712
that guy was being ironic
under no circumstances do this
just be yourself and do what makes the trip fun for you. The girls won't be talking about sex 24/7 regardless.
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So what am I suppose to do with my life if I can't talk?
My subconscious won't connect properly with the conscious and such coming up with ideas for discussion and expanding on them is an impossibility for me. This might be the definition of autism.
What am I suppose to do, /adv/?
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>>17443653
I am pretty sure this is the post that surely gave me cancer. I feel like vommiting.
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>>17443653
Accept that you've got one of the worst human defects, after that simply start working on connecting that subconscious to the conscious because there's actually many ways to do that without being able to talk.
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>>17443653
Wait, you are literally mute?