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>be me
>go on dating site
>2 days later girl messages me "hey cutie"
>she's pretty hot ,can't believe my luck
>endless texting back and forth for a few days
>invites me to stay the night at her place before we've even met
>we get on pretty well
>after I fuck her she says "are we girlfriend and boyfriend now?" I say yeah I guess
>on the drive home she's telling me to change my Facebook profile to in a relationship.
>posts the most embarrassing shit to my Facebook wall like "love you to the moon and back" etc
>starts talking about marriage and babies
>9 months later im still trapped in this nightmare
I think she's crazy ,she's too emotionally dependant on me,shes on meds for bipolar/depression I know if I finish her she's going to go into meltdown crying and cutting herself.
It's like she doesn't care who I am or what I'm interested in as long as I'm her boyfriend,she never gives me any space I have to reply to her texts constantly,when I'm with her she just talks endlessly ,if I speak she usually talks over me,she will say let's watch a movie but soon as i put one on she's on her phone on Facebook then half an hour in she says what's going on I don't get it,I think she's pretty low IQ as well ,she asks the dumbest questions any movie that's slightly intellectual goes way over her head.
I could go on forever ,anyone else been in this situation? I want to end it but something always crops up,she's emotionally dependant on me.
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Ghost her
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>>17871373
lol shed definitely kill herself from that.
>>17871359
fake your death
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>>17871373
I intend on finishing her once christmas is out the way ,just wondered if anyone else has dealt with super clingy girlfriends before and can give me advice
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Visiting my home town for Xmas. Browsing tinder and I just came across a girl from my childhood and I don't know whether or not I should hit her up.
This girl was the first girl I ever had feelings for, she had them back but I was too much of a pussy. We were both poor kids at this small ass country school and there were like 10 other kids our age max. So I have no fucking idea if I'm gonna come off like a serg remembering her from 14 years ago.
Anyway after leaving that school is lost contact with her, moved to an all boys school and became fat. Basically she was the only girl in my head for like 10 + years, i was an autistic neckbeard and the biggest regret in my life was never making a move on her.
Anyway after highschool I eventually got over it, got my shit together. I'm 25 now and fuck random tinder sluts all the time, but fuck i've never really had those feels again.
She looks like she didn't make it out of that shithole we grew up in though, is a single mom and seems to be working min wage. So I really don't know if I want to go down that path, could tarnish my idea of her.
Sorry if this comes off like a faggy rant but it was surreal seeing her name pop up. (Remember her full fucking name and probably couldn't name a single other kid or teacher from that entire school)
Here's my tinder profile as a pic
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>>17871310
Maybe you just don't have a very big penis?
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>>17871310
>'m 25 now and fuck random tinder sluts all the time
that's quite surprising to me, you're not ugly but definitely not good looking either, kinda like a character in Warcraft III. You should have ridiculous game, maybe utilize that.
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Nothing wrong with reconnecting with someone, just keep her as your bff/side slut if it ends up like that. Dont end up with her as an item OP, LISTEN TO THAT PART ATLEAST.
This is me and my girl. Yes, I've been told she's ugly. But recently, I'm starting to believe it. I don't know if it's me being shallow or I want something better, but I'm not attracted to her face, just her tits and ass. Should I just break up with her if I'm not attracted? Because it's embarrassing being seen with her. The reason I dated her in the first place was because I honestly felt bad for her. I want out.
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>>17871293
Nice bait.
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Yes. Get out. Let her find someone that appreciatess her
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She's fucking ugly, yeah
How big are her tits though?
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How do you ask a girl out at work ?
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>>17871261
"Hi. Would you like to go out sometime?"
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>>17871318
Gonna need a bit more info than this. Assume we've already spoken about work related topics.
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This better be a retail tier job if you're willing to risk money over a girl.
Can someone explain some terms and scenarios of how works in the US? I understand if you don't want to explain this stuff to a ignorant dummy, so feel free to skip this thread. To anyone who does, thanks. I'm a Junior Business student who's come to enjoy school and thinking about a Doctorate.
>Why not ask your counselor?
He's kinda shitty and hard to get ahold of. I just send an email to my school asking for a different one.
So an associates is 2, Bachelor's 4, Master's 6, Doctorate 8, generally, though it's actually dependent on credits, not years. Also some degrees such as social work has Master's switched with Doctorates. So a Bachelor's is 2 years of common core classes that don't necessarily pertain to your major, like science, math, social studies, etc, right? And so you only study subjects that do pertain to your major if you're going for a Master's or Bachelor's?
What if I get a Bachelor's in Business but then want another education in Journalism? Do I skip those core classes? If so, do I get a Bachelor's in Journalism in only 2 years instead of 4? Can I get a Doctorate in Journalism in only 4 years if I already studied core classes in another field and for another degree?
What are certificates and what value do they hold? Are they just for specialized applications like a computer language or security work typically? Like if I'm a business student, I should get a certificate in marketing to boost my resume if I'm interested in a marketing position? Do certificates expire?
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Sorry about my English.
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>>17871250
this is a gross oversimplification
>2 years for an associate's
>4 for a bachelor's
>6 for a master's
>8 for PhD
this obviously doesn't account for fucking up a semester, your uni switching curriculum mid-study (this happened to me, i'm caught in a sea of waivers and substitutions), CLEP'ing, or doing overload semesters. you can get about 3-4 semesters of gen-ed classes before you need to get course-related classes in your schedule, and some schools have you do both simultaneously.
certificates are a mixed bag. for some careers, that's all you can get for a grad school credentials, and some are not worth the paper they're printed on
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>>17871264
Thanks!
What about getting degrees in other majors? That seems the most convoluted and confusing for me.
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Out of visual cues, what's the best way to tell apart a teenager from a young adult in public?
I need this because of reasons.
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The difference between a young adult and a teenager isn't really visual, it's about life experience. There are 17 year old boys who live in situations where they basically have to raise their siblings on their own and they're pretty much adults. Then there's 25 year old who are still basically teenagers mentally.
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>>17871228
Yeah but last weekend I ended up chatting up this really stunning, tall and bearded mild-mannered guy who seemed completely flustered with my attention (which is really hot) and then he casually mentions something that cracks up the first clue that he's motherfucking 14.
I'd like to make sure that doesn't happen again.
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>>17871248
Browse /fa/ a bit; 20 somethings tend to dress less sporty and more effay (in Europe at least). They might also wear a watch.
Also wtf did he say that revealed that he is 14? Did he say he goes to middle school?
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So this student is annoying the living fuck out of me, by constantly asking me for lecture notes, cause she's a lazy fuck and is pretty retarded. Her excuse is that she's constantly sick and can't make it to the lectures. Thoughts?
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Why the fuck aren't you putting up lecture notes online after every lecture, as a matter of course?
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>>17871163
Wait wtf my nigga that's a girl??
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>>17871163
Tell her to get them from a peer case closed
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>be robot
>never leave house
>decide its time to change
>lose weight and start going out
>not talking to people for around 10 years and then going to a club is a hell of a shock therapy
>people actually like me
having fun for the first time in over 10 years
>go to my fav club regularly with different people ive met over 1 year
>sit down and enjoy music
>random chicks sit next to me and try to start a conversation with me
>give them short answers and dont even look at them
>not even nervous or anything(2 years ago i would break out in sweat just from a female being in the same room)
>if they dont walk away i stand up and go away because their talking is annoying me
>get home and feel like shit
>repeat every 2nd weekend
So am i autistic or what?
Anti-social,depressed or just an asshole?
The only compliments i ever got from females were about my height,voice,looks and all that bullshit but none of them ever cared about who i am.Maybe thats why i cant stand listening to them talk.
Whenever i see a guy getting rejected by a chick i feel like an ungrateful retard but my behavior never changes.
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>>17871085
Dude, chicks at clubs only care about a fuck.
But aside, they can't compliment who you are if you just ignore them.
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>>17871085
People are first interested in people for superficial reasons because those are the only aspects they see of you if you're not willing to start a conversation. Remember that what you talk about will define how they see who you are. If you're only giving short and dumb replies they're probably not going to see you as a very complex individual.
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>>17871085
You're absolutely right, girls in club are not the most interesting persons in the universe, you know. So not wanting to get closer is normal behavior.
So either try to get more close to them, like ask them directly to tell you something interesting about them. Or ask them to guess something about you. If they're stupid, you can walk away but at least have a decent conversation.
Or you can try to look for girls elsewhere. The gym, a library etc..
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Please help!
I went to a party last Friday and got super trashed. I went to the bars after and this guy offered me a bump of what I thought was blow. Really drunk I took a huge bump. It wasn't what I thought it was! I passed out in the snow outside. I was completely confused and fucked up and I couldn't figure out where I was. Very soon after, this girl I had been talking to earlier got me up and guided me to her apartment. I woke up and she was blowing me. I left soon after still pretty confused.
I'm in a relationship and I don't know if I can tell my girlfriend. I also want to get tested for STDs now, and don't want to have sex with her until then. What do? I love my girlfriend and don't want to ruin things with her.
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Just honestly tell her what happened.
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>>17871068
Telling her probably is the right thing to do. I feel so overwhelming guilty about it. I just don't know how she'll take it and if she'll want to stay together afterwards. Blah
Thanks for the advice
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>>17871099
No problem. If she doesn't approve and you really think she's worthwhile maybe consider a lifestyle change. Tell her it won't happen again, and actually don't let it happen again, and she will probably be fine. She might even appreciate the honesty, because if you can come clean with something like this it will show that there's not much you'd ever try to hide from her.
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over the past few months i've been losing my connection to people and withdrawing into myself
>can't even hold a conversation with my best friend, we either sit in silence or he says something and i give a disinterested reply
>most of the time i'm having a conversation with the person i'm talking to in my own head, no words actually come out
>when i do say anything it's almost like i'm just reciting facts, i bore both myself and the other person
>don't have my own agency, just follow other people
>keep taking everyone literally
>frequently mumble, i always have to repeat myself
i feel like a soulless husk
what's wrong with me?
should i go to my GP?
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>>17871058
It seems to me like you at least partially want this to happen. Stop that. Being lonely doesn't make you deep or more interesting to anyone except yourself, and even then that just makes you pretentious as all hell. If you actually don't know how to say the words you're thinking in your head out loud, consider seeing a doctor or psychiatrist. If you don't want to do that just take pride in what you say by having confidence in yourself. Not faked confidence, but the kind that comes from actually knowing what you're doing is the best thing to do.
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>>17871066
it's not really that i don't know how to say what i want to say but more that i end up dismissing them as dumb
how can i build confidence?
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>>17871086
Never listen to the fake it till you make it advice. That creates a really hollow kind of confidence and if everything goes according to plan you convince yourself of a lie. You know what the best thing for you to do is, so do that. Whether it's working harder at your job, getting on a good sleep schedule, keeping up good hygiene, things like that. Once you're good at what you do and unashamed of all of your actions and habits you'll be a lot more confident. Also, never dismiss anyone. If you try to dumb things down people will either catch onto it and feel offended or, ironically, assume you're dumb. If you talk about complex things people will see you as a complex individual.
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So my parents are away on a trip and I took the opportunity to use a bathmate penis pump on myself in the bathroom adjoined to their master bedroom.
I then proceeded to lock myself out of the bathroom because I am a fucking retard. The bathmate is drying in the sink in full view.
The lock on the bathroom door is a key lock, not the usual privacy lock that you can just open with a straightened paper clip through the front hole.
The door frame blocks any use of a credit card swiped through the crack in the door.
The door hinges are not visible on the outside of the door so I can't unscrew them.
I don't have the skill to pick the lock or even use a bump key. Again, I am retarded.
I tried shimmying a knife under the piece that holds the knob to the door in an attempt to pop it off but it will do too much damage to the door.
The trick with feeding a piece of string under the door and around the knob won't work because of the door frame and the type of knob.
I can't afford a locksmith.
I already called my parents and left a message explaining that I locked myself out and asking where the key is. In my heart I know that the key is probably in the bathroom.
The only two options I can think of right now are kicking the door open or breaking the knob itself with a hammer. The door frame on the other side is already broken (the current lock is held in with long screws) so kicking it open shouldn't cause too much more damage, but the damage will still be noticeable. I'm less confident about breaking the door knob itself. Any damage will piss off my parents something fierce.
Alternatively I can just wait for them to get home and then try to be smooth about getting into the bathroom before they do and hiding the bathmate. If I failed at this, consequences would never be the same.
They get back on Friday. What should I do?
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is there a window in the bathroom?
alternatively, which parent would judge you less? maybe confide in them and be honest about being VERY embarassed and ask them to sneakily let you into the bathroom first to hide it. just say you have left a sextoy in there. they are your parents after all, they know you masturbate. they won't disown you for that. they will probably get a laugh out of it but you will sinply have to endure the embarassement
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>>17871045
> they won't disown you for that. they will probably get a laugh out of it but you will sinply have to endure the embarassement
seriously, i think you're parents would be more understanding than you expect. Or climb the window, or unscrew the door knob, or use a paper clip and spend half an hour trying to bump it/pick it with bobby pins (indoor locks are surprisingly easy to pick with little expertise) google it.
whatever you do, dont kick the door down, your rents will be severely more pissed about that than a sex toy all day.
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>>17871045
there is a window to the bathroom and it's currently open, but the bathroom is on the second floor and there's a screen which isn't a sliding screen. i have a ladder. it's dark right now though and i don't want to look like a thief to any neighbors. i've never removed a screen from the outside before, does anyone know how to do it?
acknowledging the bathmate with either of them is not an option. i'd never live it down.
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What's up guys I'm a 22 year old male with 1 newborn baby girl. I have a great wife. Iv'e always wanted to go to medical school but never had the motivation for it. I was interested in the nursing profession for a while but after talking to a few doctors iv'e been encouraged to persue the MD route. Do you guys think im to old to think about medical school? should i conform to a RN degree like i said I'm 22 with a kid so i don't know if medical school would still be a good idea any thoughts?
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>>17871028
Are you in the US?
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yes im in the us
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>>17871042
Well, do you already have a degree/career?
I think your immediate concern needs to be providing for your daughter, and spending a lot of time with her when you can.
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Im a compulsive liar.
I often tell myself lies of stories that have never happen of stupid everyday things. Like i even caught myself making up a story about how i "accidentally burst open a bottle of bengay". Its so stupid. Im trying to spice up my life with stupid little things. Im afraid im going to implement these lies and remember them as truth. Maybe its some kind of coping mechanism.
But i also pride myself on being truthful to other people.
Advice welcome
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Bumping, i have the same problem.
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>>17871019
Find out what actually is interesting about you to other people. Oftentimes we're a bit more eccentric than we realize, and getting an outside perspective can really help us to figure that out. I used to have the same problem
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Write down your lies.
You can call it "creative writing" and at the same time you'll have a log of untruths to refer to, to separate fact from fiction.
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Do I look ridiculous? How can I improve my look? What clothes would work?
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You look like your trophy wife stepmother and/or /fa/ picked out your clothes. Wear some normal fucking clothes
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>>17870993
Such as? I don't like hoodies.
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You look like Quentin/Ozymandias from Watchmen
Buy some good slim fit jeans and flannel or something
Is there anyway I can get myself mentally evaluated by a professional without my family finding out? I've researched a lot and I've found I have 90 - 100% of symptoms of 2 or 3 mental health disorders. I don't want to start some whole drama and get a therapist just to find out it's bullshit. I wanna get mentally evaluated, find out whether or not I really do have it and if I do, then go to my family and discuss getting a therapist. Help me out /adv/, please.
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If you're over 18, then nobody should find out, unless the psychiatrist decides you are a danger to yourself or your family members. If you're under 18, I'm not sure about how that works.
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If you're an adult there's no reason they'd find out. The exception is if you're found to not have capacity to make informed decisions about your care, and even then, you can remove consent to your family being contacted.
Your ability to research your own symptoms clearly shows capacity so you'll be fine - but self diagnosing is foolish and googling your symptoms will always lead to some disorder or other that you probably don't have.
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So where can I go to get myself checked out? I don't have any knowledge or experience about this. Also, this is why I'm asking, I know self-diagnosing is highly unreliable but when self harm is in play I must have something, right?