Archived threads in /adv/ - Advice - 3041. page

>>17872997
>Why is it always me
Everyone has problems, many have problems far worse than yours. How do you think your situation compares to all the children killed in Syria every single day? It's not "always you" get the fuck over yourself.

As to the matter at hand, my general advice to bisexuals is to wait until they're in a relationship with someone of the same sex to come out, since if you do so before the it's basically just telling all your friends and family that you're a turboslut who will fuck anything. It looks a bit better if you have someone to bring around to show off.

Though you should know that for many social conservatives having a gay child was what caused a change for them.

>>17872997

such is life anon. dont forget that the good parts of life lay in between the ripe and ruin


t.pollack who dislikes faggotry but tolerates faggots

>>17873020
Call me crazy but knowing someone has it way worse than me doesn't make me feel any better. But thanks for the advice part that doesn't make me feel worse :/

By this rate it's the number one app for sending messages.

It's basically less intimidating than exchanging telephone numbers, and you can come off as more interesting to girls, since the pics you take don't have to be directed to her, but she'll still see them in 'my story' (it's up to you if you send pics to just her, a bunch of people, or publicly to anyone who got your @username.)

Also, and more importantly, you can chat - swipe right on the user you want to private text with. Hold down on whichever text you want to save, if you care to have a log of the conversation.

>>17872990
It's one of the better social media apps

You send pictures directly to another person and are able to attach messages, but the gimmick is that the photo disappears based on a timer you set from 1-10 seconds so it makes people care less about looking perfect in their photo

There's also stories, just download it

>>17872990
A group of ten year old kids made fun of me recently for not being on Snapchat. Little fuckers, they don't even need cell phones.

>>17872965
To my very own Daisy

Gatsby dies lol

>>17872965
buy war bonds

>>17872936

People react in weird ways to unexpected and sudden situations. Laughter at funerals, for example, is fairly common for this reason.

>>17872936
if you were a psychopath you wouldn't be concerned about whether or not you were a psychopath.

>>17872958
This confuses me

You're a girl. You literally just have to ask him to come over and fuck you and you're set.

>>17872931

Yeah.... not I'm not sure about this lmao he's attractive he probably has other girls talking to him!! This seems too straight forward

>>17872949
No it isn't. You're a girl. You can do everything.

Will a chick notice that is my first time even if I fake it like am I pro?

Anyone here have experience on having sex with phimosis?

>>17872863
I'm pretty shy about sex. I have an almost 3 year girlfriend and even then I rarely go down on here, I feel like a pervert whenever I start foreplay. Like taking her shirt off is TOO MUCH.

Yeah, we do it, but its more about tease than sex. My moderately over-weight body and lack of confidence really takes me away.

do it

>>17872844
If you guys are comfortable with each other and she's not a girlfriend of one of you

I fucked a girl with my friend chuck the other day, it was dope
But we are like brothers so idk

That's my advice.

It can be awesome if no one makes it awkward. GO FOR IT!
Most fun I ever had was be and by best friend stuffing my ex from both ends.

Is this really a question that needs two threads? This could be answered in one word: attention

>>17872833
maybe not for you. but there were people from last night wanna discuss more deeply. you can enjoy the rest of the 4chan.

I'm a dude but I literally just go on tinder to swipe, never reply to messages unless she's 10/10

Too much effort to go through for a fuck

>>17872811
>luckily just her name in script, no fancy BS
You mean unluckily. The fancier it is, the more it varies and the more easily you'd be able to get away with it.

Next time do what you're told faggot.

>>17872818
So how should I proceed? Trace the name, try to replicate it, etc?

>>17872824
Not really an option at this point but thanks for help buddy, super gracious!

>>17872787
Nah, bitch being over-dramatic per usual. Move on, OP.

>>17872787
Her choice
You were not the catalyst for this, just an excuse

Don't blame yourself
I had a girl almost kill herself "because" of me. That's just not the full story and you can't think that way. It's emotional quicksand

Thanks anons. Makes me feel better. I still would love to see her happy tho. But I know shes gonna OD or kill herself sooner or later. And I mean fuck.. she doesnt deserve that. She was the best person I knew.. its kidna weird how this fucking world works.

>>17872713
>-Number of pages attached
What?

Also why aren't you telling them why you're interested in the job?

>>17872749
Because I want money? what? I'm not going to write out a sob story. People don't want to hear that. I'm applying. That's enough interest they need

>>17872752
Tell me, how successful have you been with these cover letters?

>>17872711

>Bumble is like Tinder except girls have to make the first move

hahaha lmao so the app is pretty much destined to die?

>>17872711
I'd just be like yo, wanna go out. Stop beating round the bush and worst case scenario - she says no and you both move on with your life.

She probably stopped speaking to you on facebook because you didn't make a move dude.

>>17872721
Well they give them a 24 hour timer where if they don't message the match is LOST like tears in rain

Why haven't you killed yourself yet?

>>17872703
>I did it reddit.
you have to go back

Ok, how do you approach them, what's your opener

Don't buy her anything, take her out on a dinner date.

>>17872746
Unless the date is something significantly more expensive and fancy than where they go normally, a dinner date is not a proper Christmas present. And even then, something small would be expected

>>17872685
Jewelry is always the answer, unless you know she specifically doesn't like that.

>>17872670
start by socializing with people same hobbies as you, just avoid people who are even more robot that u are. You'll start naturally adquiring their attitude and some ability to talk, from there, you'll slowly get more friends and talk to more people, as long as you try to visit places and get over your biggest fear: saying "hi" first (trust me, this gets you a lot of friends). little steps, remember.

Oh, and also, remember being kind, being kind is the easiest way to be cool to someone.

It's never too late, but it's only going to get harder to land a job as time goes on and you continue having no experience.

You can always look to learning low level IT on your own time and taking certification exams (these cost money) and then you have some desirable skills to employers.
Doesn't pay spectacularly, pays enough though, and if you hated fixing other people's computers in your family before, you're going to hate it even more at work.
But it's money to take home and invest toward hobbies, which can be something you then talk about socially.

>>17872686
That's the thing though, it's impossible to find people with similar hobbies (anime and vidya) over here.
Where would i even start looking?
Also, it feels like everyone already has their social circle in their 20s.

>>17872701
Job is not an option and there's nothing I can about it, it's a matter of the area I live, there are no jobs for young people, at all.