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>>17870966
If there are white girls in Mexico, it's definitely possible, because you're going to get deported, hijo.

>>17870966

>Is it possible?

The more time you spend on 4chan whining about it the less possible it becomes.

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YES! my wife is a white girl I'm a beaner and still got her it's all a matter of the type of white girl she is.

Ignore her until January and then ask to meet her again. It shows you're not desperate

You already lost because momentum will be killed

Any help?

>>17870941
How many suicides have you had to mop up? Is there a clean way to blow my fucking head open?

>>17870965
Seen? Three.
We're not the ones to clean them up. We just notify the other authorities, and keep the site clear for them. They're the ones that come with the body bag. We don't carry those, just blankets to cover the dead, for decency.
Though I have heard there's money to be made in actually cleaning it up. They outsource that shit.

There is no clean way to kill yourself via gunshot. Even hanging is rough, as its usually a family member that finds you hanging and you scar them for life. If pills didn't not work as often as not, they'd be your "clean" way.
But seriously, don't do it. It's a very permanent solution to a temporary problem. Shit that seems big now won't last. I've been there once, myself. Not worth it.

>>17870941
Some tips/tricks for keeping sleeping schedule under control? It's 11.23 am as I write and I've been awake since yesterday, 4:30 pm, and haven't slept throughout the night, and I feel like i'll just collapse any second.

Unelated but your name rings a bell in french LoL scene, could you be the streamer who bears the sme name?

I basically 'dug her up' through the schools facebook theater events group page (she's a drama chick), and uh long story short, I found a girl that 'looks' like her. A girl I mistaken her for. I looked at her pictures, and apparently I thought to myself that she is perfect for me, and fell in love, even though it was this complete other chick. This other chick I fell into infatuation with.


So fast forward back to the party, I told my friend about her (the imposter facebook chick). Mind you, I never really knew the girls name in the first place, just had general elective classes with her. I texted him about her, during the party, in which we were both at arm lengths away. He had no idea who she was, because I texted him the imposters name.


So this basically turns into an obsession (this is actually kind of helping me regain my thoughts and get some coverage, just typing all this stuff down). I turn into that weird creepy dude that stalks on women. I got my shit together, and I transformed from a [REDACTED SPORTS TEAM] wearing jacket loser with cargo shorts into this tall nice acne free kid wearing hair gel, cologne, flannel, and jeans. The only thing I was disappointed in myself for wearing were my black shoes [These were sports shoes btw lol, like running shoes that hella weird]. Other than that I felt like the shit for some time.

Fast forward to the end of december at the winter concert (where choir, orchestra, and band all collaborate), I [finally] saw the girl. The imposter facebook girl. This was the discovery that I've been dealing with an imposter this whole time; The girl that said hi and caused the infatuation looked hella weird, she had this goth makeup on and is super skinny. I actually talked to a friend later on and he said that she is self righteous. Ahem, (turns out later that my best friend who apparently liked her as well claimed that she IS basically a goddess, meaning she is suuper arrogant, self righteous, only hangs with the 'top dogs', and what not (he's now dating someone else, err, taking someone else to prom. He's not really much the popular type and he chose this fat chick. Just thought that I should put that in the story because I want us all to be on the same page. He's a really really good drama actor though so got to give him credit for something)). So cut to the chase, I found out that she IS in fact not the facebook girl. I saw them both during our band concert. The girl that said hi to me at the store was just there visiting as an audience member, and the imposter girl in choir.

So now it just dawned on me that I basically fell in love [not love] with a girl I found on facebook and added her [did I mention?] and she never responded back. [did I also mention I tried adding her again for like 5 seconds before taking it off immediately at like 11pm?] I felt kind of like a shameful creep [not exactly kind of], but she has over 500 friends on there so I wouldn't think it's a big deal at all. I took off the friend request, thinking i'm done with this girl.


Before the first winter break (like 1/3 december), I went up to the girl who said hi to me [girl #1] and said "Hey you're firstname-lastname right?" she kinda looks at me "-Yeah! I saw you at the store but you never said anything lol! "Haha yeah, i'm such an introvert!" That was that. The first, and only conversation I had with this girl. At the time it was awesome because it seemed nothing fishy came out of my mouth, since she responded so normally. She also looked me DIRECTLY IN THE FUCKING EYES LIKE A FOOT AWAY. Fuck. That.

*sigh*
I'm just going to cut to the chase [again]. I accidentally liked one of her instagram pictures, after not using instragram before. Followed her, unfollowed her. Took off the like. Later on I did it again with a photo she was tagged in. Immediately took off that like. [does anyone know if that will show in notifications? Thanks. ..... Not like it matters since it's FUCKING DECEMBER OF THIS YEAR AND I GRADUATED IN MAY but stilllll? Thanks] Got my friend to like one of her photos and follow her, in hopes that she would think she was just gaining popularity. Not sure how well that worked out. My friend was a fucking good friend though.

Reminds of the time I became so apathetic to the world that my time spent being alive was either shitposting or sleeping.

>>17870898
Ever leave that phase?

>>17870854
Gee, I wonder how people ever found their way around before GPS.

>>17870849
You aren't "emotionally cheating" just because you found a good friend. Unless you have romantic or sexual feelings with a guy, it isn't cheating.
If you actually we're cheating, just leave him and move on. There are very slight chances your relationship could ever recover from that.

>>17870857
Emotional cheating is real and sometimes worse for people to hear

Op you should just play it cool and hope that he forgives you

>>17870857
i've googled the definition of emotional cheating and i definitely did that.
thise are the points that send this into the "infidelity" realm:
>i never told my bf about this guy
>i communicated more with him than with my bf. and deeper
>i told him about relationship issues
>he knows things about me i never told my bf

i know i've hurt my bf a lot. and i feel extremely guilty. i just don't want to lose him...

Get a butt plug and smoke CL sausage. That'll fix ya.

>>17870841
You gotta push him away, sorry but that's the way it is

What convention is best to find qt traps btw

>>17870851
i mean i guess thatd help with my sub par gag reflex lmao

>>17870782
Do you exercise at all?

you only remember dreams if you were woken during them

>>17870782
Get a full eight hours of sleep such that you don't wake up during the REM cycle.

Or only sleep four hours if you're pressed for time I guess.

Boring. Are you Japanese at least?

I'm literally falling asleep reading this op

Cont-Another few interviews fell through, bank card fucked up two times in a week, my american bank was playing stupid, family shit, and just a good dose of depression and self loathing. I was in japan for a month and i had yet to see her. Thats what hurt the most. I tried not to say it but when i was at my lowest point, i think i got creepy.I sent her a message asking for her not to forget about me. I knew i was not in the mindset to text but i was stupid. I know i should have kept shut and tried to stay positive.But i couldn't. Now 2 weeks later, i can see that. I know she does not hate me enough to block me. But i want to try and fix it before i am forced to leave. I honestly love this girl. I just have no idea what to say.

>>17870788
No I'm whiter then an egg shit. But she is half.

>>17870773

No idea senpai but what type of pupper is that?

>>17870797
No clue

>>17870797
Looks like a chow

>>17870757
You're probably autistic
Stop being autistic
That's my advice

>>17870757
Are you ugly or creepy? You sound ugly or creepy if you go to a party with the hope of finding someone who'll love you.
>>17870762
Also this

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>>17870767
this is what i look like

>>17870699
No, having a well balanced mind is great; be a renaissance man.

>>17870699
What literature though OP?
>>17870702
What they said.

>>17870699
No that's retarded. Are you sure you're in a STEM field?

you can't change others, but you can change yourself.
i had a girlfriend tell me I wasn't good enough

a month after we broke up i had a great job, a nice new apartment, i really turned myself around because of her.

didn't think i'd ever see her again, moved on got married, and later divorced. years later i hear from her, and she tells me right after we split up, she came back looking for me but I had moved away and she couldn't find me. I loved her, but i wasn't looking for her because... she dumped me.
so now she's married and she wants me back.

focus on you, OP don't do it for her, do it for yourself

>>17870697
If you're not good enough to be her boyfriend, but good enough to be her emotional tampon as she looks for somebody "better" , then you're her bitch

You put up with it brah, cut the bitch off, you're not a free therapist

>>17870746
Did you rub it in her face that you're now successful? You should.

cont.. So I decided to text him a bit later. I told him thank you for the ride and if he needed anything just to let me know. He later had a convo about the music we talked about in the car and asked me for the bands I told him to look up. He told me that he liked the music I showed him and I asked him which band he liked the most. When he told me I replied "Oh I really like them, I just found them so I'm still discovering their stuff."
It was really late at night when I said this. About 2 am ish. He left me on read the whole time and I'm still left on read.

I feel like a major fuck up. I have no idea what to do at this point. I really like this dude and wanna at least hang out with him.
I feel like we don't know each other that well for me to invite him over for no reason. What do you suggest I do?

Or un-reality wise how can I get him to dm me first?

You messed that chance up but that doesn't mean you're totally screwed. You just need to come forward about it. No matter how hard it is, your best chance might just be to make the first move and if he wants what you want he'll jump at the chance.

Lol, and here I thought only guys could be sperges.

>no girl will ever spill her spaghetti over you
Why haven't I died yet?

Running is awesome, because you want to eat light meals so you dont feel it in your stomach while running. Fruits and veggies never leave me feeling all groggy. Peanutbutter is good too.

Run slow as fk for distance for awhile. Then switch to short sprints when u wanna get fast.

Run on your toes you bitch or youll fuk up your knees.