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Ex keeps contacting me 2016-12-19 09:06:52 Post No.17872669
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Dated this girl for a month, rushed into it, we got insanely close, lost virginity to her, all that yada yada
Was in love with ex the entire time, dumped me for him randomly out of the blue one day, im shattered whatever, i start ignoring her, she blows me up get back with her then the same shit happens
so i ignore her for 2 weeks, she keeps indirectly contacting, going out of way to see me (we go to same school) messages me off someone elses phone and we talk for abit, about 3 days before i end it because she said she just wanted to be friends, thinks it would be better, still cares about me whatever
told her last time we talking, so now 3 days later again she contacts me asks to talk, keep in mind i never contact her first, she always keeps asking me to talk, why is she doing this if she got back with her ex of 1.5 years? she knows how much he hates when he talks to me.
I still am hung up on her but never will take her back because of what she did, why wont she fuck off? shes absolutely crazy, depressed, sucidal, hot as fuck though lol...
what should i do? shes going to keep contacting me, should i try to hit once more or what
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Just ignore her
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>>17872669
stay the fuck away from her and do not read what she has to say nor let someone tell you what she said. you hit it again and you are back in and she'll fuck you up again
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>>17872669
stop responding to her
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Should I play loud music when pooping? 2016-12-19 09:00:57 Post No.17872651
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Should I play loud music when pooping?
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I make an embarrassing amount of noise but putting on music just to poop seems awkward as well. It also seems inconvenient at night or early in the morning. I have thin walls and flatmates, that is why.
What music does /adv/ poop to?
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>at night or early in the morning
People sleep then either way.
Otherwise just always have music playing and make it a bit loader when taking a shit.
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No, unless you want your turd to come out dancing
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open the faucet
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Hey /adv/, I have a problem. I want to start a band, but I live in a town of about 60k and 2 years of craigslist ads and ads on music store boards have gotten me nowhere. So I think my three options are: try and start something with my friend whom I don't really get along with, get long distance band mates, or just go solo. What do you all suggest?
Pic unrelated, though I am pretty hungry
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>60k and 2 years of craigslist ads and ads on music store boards have gotten me nowhere
How??? My town has 9000 people and there are tons of bands.
Long distance or solo though. Don't want a band with someone you don't like.
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Everyone in my town either want to be in a jazz band, indie band, or trve kvlt brootal death metal band. None of which I'm interested in
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So what do you want?
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So this cute girl offered to come to my place next week. I like her, she's cute, hot and a bit younger (though legal, obviously). Except she's in a relationship with a dude I met at uni two years ago. Wouldn't say we're best friends, but I party with him every now and then. Anyway, I can read signals, and this girls wants the dick.
What do I do? Fuck the girl? Tell the dude his girl is trying to fuck other guys? I mean, ideally I'd like to fuck the girl, but I feel I sort of owe this guy it to tell him his girl is a slut. I know I'm not the only guy she "visits". Should I do the deed and then tell him? Avoid the slut and tell him?
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If she's fucking other dudes too I don't think you have responsibility to tell him his girl is making the rounds
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>>17872642
Well, I can't be sure. She travels a bit for her studies and I know she stays over at other people's places. Some of the guys have girlfriends of their own. Some don't. All I know is that she's into me and she's coming to my place.
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>>17872673
If you're not that close to him I would fuck her
The right choice is to say she can't come and dont tell the be anything as to not to get involved in the drama
You gotta choose that
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Hey /adv/
As of late I've been feeling down, sorta like I have no purpose in life. Drained of energy, don't really want to do anything. This has affected my sleep patterns as well, You could say i am pretty much nocturnal only being awake at night and early into the morning and sleeping all day, as usually I have no obligations to do anything. But even then when I am awake I am never doing anything productive and if I try to I usually get bored quickly and return to zoning out and just staring at my monitor. I'm 16 but I guess you could say I am pretty mature for my age (usually only hanging out and talking to people older than me, though this is rare because I find it hard to make friends at school etc because I guess I'm 'different') Anyway... lately my parents have been wanting me to get some help and talk to someone, but every time I go talk to say a councilor or a therapist I feel like I cant trust them to say what I am really thinking, or not that I cant trust them but more like I don't really believe in talking to people will help my problems. I'm not suicidal or anything but since its summer vacation right now all I really do is sit here at my computer listening to music and smoking. My parents booked me in for a doctors appointment tomorrow but i'm not really too sure what to tell them. what do.
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Three tips.
1) Stop smoking. If you're smoking weed: Its not the most dangerous drug physically, but its dangerous existentially, in the sense that for most people, it makes doing nothing, interesting. If you're smoking cigarettes: your body is going to feel exhausted 24/7 after a few months, and will start noticeably deteriorating after a year.
2) Get off 4chan. I'm completely serious. I started around your age. This website is total and absolute cancer. Yes, there are bits of humor, and yes there are some gems of insights, but 99% of it is soulcrushing shit, spewed out by people who are down in the dirt, and are justifying their position by dragging down others with them. I'm a relatively well functioning member of society, but honestly man, every single one of my problems mentally and emotionally can in some way be traced back to this site. Am doing my best to quit, but am afraid it might be too late.
3) You're not different. Noone cares that you talk to old people. Every teenager goes through this phase where they believe they are simply too deep for other people to empathize with their plight. Trust me, I can tell from the way your write that you are not even close to understanding the pain that comes from adulthoods trials and tribulations. Talk to your therapist. Give him or her a chance. Worst case scenario, nothing happens and the status quo continues. Best case, your life changes, if only a little, for the better.
Good luck senpai
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>>17872600
Lol, I guess f.a.m autocorrects to senpai
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What do you recommend me saying to the therapist ? kinda hate taking to people like that.
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Im a guy and i want to become a trap housewife in exchage for a place to live.Is this legal?
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Yeah but you have to look girly enough. Post pics
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Im not a trap yet, but im going to become one
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Do you think i have potential of becoming a passable trap?
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How to move on from breakup? 2016-12-19 08:29:41 Post No.17872569
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How to move on from breakup?
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>be me, 18
>inb4 you're too young to be in love
>fall in love with girlfriend
>first girl I've ever actually loved
>would marry/10
>lost virginity to her
>absolutely perfect imo
>she starts becoming more distant which in turn makes me depressed
>eventually breaks up with me because of my depression and because she "couldn't love someone so soon after her ex"
>feelsbadman.jpg
>almost 2 months ago
>still love her
>made the mistake of making contact twice
>basically ignored me
>hooked up with a girl I knew recently
>felt empty and makes me miss my ex even more
>knowing that I was willing to do that before I moved on makes me sick thinking about what she's done since the breakup
>back home from uni for Christmas and my hometown is even more lonely and depressing
>nothing to keep my mind off of her
What do?
I can't help but think that it will be impossible for me to let go of something that meant so much to me.
I talked to a few girls from parties but they all reject me eventually. I don't really mind since they don't even compare to my ex.
>inb4 I'm a beta faggot
I know
>pic unrelated
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your ex was an immature cunt for getting with you even though she was into her ex. Sounds like high school bullshit, plenty of fish in the sea and all that young man. Sounds like women want your dick so no big deal, just find something you enjoy like math problems or football or some shit and stick to that for a while and try not to dwell too much on that immature brat.
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>>17872569
If your ex no longer liked you and you two are separated then move on, pinning over her is just a waste of time. The time you spend wondering what could have been is the time you could have had a new happy life.
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>>17872700
You got ur answers u little bitch
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Hi.
25 year old girl here. At the beginning of the year I ended a 7 year long relationship due to him cheating etc.
I recently entered a new one. I feel like I found my soulmate. But also feel like I wanna rush everything. Not because I think I'm old or anything, but because I feel like I just can't go through this again just so it could end after a few years again. I am very insecure due to my past experience and I just want God or whoever to just come to me and promise me "this is it". I know it's stupid but I'm soo scared I will put my whole life into this person just to be disappointed again...
How do I deal with this? How do I let go and realise that what will be will be, no matter how hard I want something? :/
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Every relationship you will ever be in will end, every single one. Just because it ended doesn't mean it was a "waste of time."
Even if things ended badly with your last bf I'm sure you must have had some great experiences over those 7 years.
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>>17872560
Take a deep breathe and enjoy the present
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>>17872566
>Every relationship you will ever be in will end, every single one.
not really
are you retarded?
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Having a really hard time being able to tell if this friend of mine likes me or not or is just being really kind to me and sees me as a friend. He says I make him smile a whole ton and calls me cute but I am too scared to ask him yet. What are some signs? I've gotten curious if he does but don't want to make it awkward by asking so soon...
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He's at least attracted to you and would probably date you given the chance. Guys aren't subtle
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I know guys aren't subtle, but he's a ball of sunshine and is there for all of his friends. He's really sweet. I can't tell the difference between that and if it's because (and this is okay too) he values me as a friend and sees us as close
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>>17872532
Ask him if he likes you, guys love a girl with confidence.
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If you realized that you were the target race of an upcoming/current genocide what would you do?
I'm an Iraq veteran in the DC area. I'm currently going to college here and I'm currently seeing all this fucked up shit happening in USA and Europe with the Muslims.
I know what these people are like and what they represent. Pedophilia, white-genocide, anti-christian mindset.
I know these people, and so do the other veterans in my class. I see them biting their tongue all the time, the rage that builds inside their souls.
But we have to accept the liberal mindset that makes the college body here as well as the rest of the USA.
Should I risk it and carry on with school? Or should I try and gather the rest of the veterans in my school in the underground in preparation for the coming storm?
I see a Civil War brewing in my country, and there are no states or clearly drawn lines to choose who's on who's side.
How should I approach this initially? Physiological warfare to see who reacts to certain provocations? So I know who to recruit?
For those of you who say that I'm crazy and insane for these thoughts and suspicions I seriously hope you are right.
I'd rather be wrong than everyone else in this.
So many questions and I'm sure my answers wont be answered here.
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Stop biting your tongue. Start arguing. Speak truthfully about your experiences and your observations. Don't fall into the easy trap of racist generalizations; just tell people what you've seen, and why you disagree with the shit they're teaching you in the classroom.
You have to realize that most people don't really have strong convictions. They go with the flow. They see people around them being punished for any criticism of non-white cultures, and praised for blind acceptance/defense of everything unfamiliar. So they avoid punishment, and strive for praise.
Any idea can be taken to an extreme like this when people are afraid to challenge it. College campuses are reaching "indoctrination" levels because they've so effectively choked out any voice of dissent among their faculty. So it has to come from the students. Stand up and talk, change the conversation, refuse to accept bullshit.
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>>17872523
>If you realized that you were the target race of an upcoming/current genocide what would you do?
Move to a safer place if I have a reason to suspect that the scenario is realistic.
>white-genocide
Oh jesus, another troll thread.
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>>17872621
You act like it's unthinkable, but history would indicate that that's the course we're on. The "evil white man" scapegoating in the media is off the fucking charts, it's become mainstream, and anyone who speaks out against it is treated like a crazy person. This is how it ALWAYS begins. Our country is in a state of political and economic turmoil, divided from the inside, and we have designated an object of blame for everything that's happening.
That doesn't mean it WILL end in genocide, but that is exactly where this train goes. So people actually have to speak up and make an effort to change our course.
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My boyfriend is a chubby chaser. 2016-12-19 07:29:16 Post No.17872429
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My boyfriend is a chubby chaser.
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Hey, /adv/. Femanon here.
First time on this board.
I'm in some distress as of late because my boyfriend and I have recently opened up to eachother about our kinks. He revealed he was a chubby chaser, but wasn't into extreme obese shit. He just likes overweight females. I myself am slightly overweight, but it doesn't gather in the wrong places ifugetwhatimsayin... xdd
Anyways, I had a mental breakdown and I kept worrying I wasn't enough for him at my size. He told me he wasn't even happy with the kink; he didn't want it, but it makes no difference because I only want to please him. Granted, pleasing people shouldn't be easy, but I want it to be possible at least...
Now; I'm not a skinny girl. I'm a busty girl with a big ass, but I have a thin waist because I have good genetics. I don't know how to cope with this, and I just need some good /adv/ to deal with this. What bothers me most about the situation is the fact that we're long distance and he can find a landwhale to fuck there.
tl;dr: Boyfriend is a chubby chaser; I'm not confident that I'm chubby enough to fulfill his kink. I'm very anxious. (about what? about everything.)
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you are what you are, you shouldn't have to change something about yourself to the negative to appease somebody. that's unhealthy for you, literally
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>>17872436
Hey, thank you. Means a lot.
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Gain weight.
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How do first dates on Tinder generally go? I don't have problems getting matches and have a good strategy of getting girls to meet me at bars, but I can't into face-to-face personal relations.
Like they say you're statistically supposed to kiss on the first date if you want it to go anywhere beyond a friendship. WTF? How do you build up to a kiss? How do I go from playing quizmaster and keeping the conversation going to finding an in to kiss her? It's not like we were giggling and slapping each others thighs like in the movies. Are there signals I'm supposed to pick up on? She agreed to go on a second date so it's not like she was repulsed by me.
Please no redpill PUA bullshit answers please
Also, why isn't there a something like a /dating general/?
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>what you up to tonight
>not much
>you should come over, i could give you a ride if you need
>okay
Then you either pick them up, or they come over, and you start watching some stupid show on Netflix with soft core nudity scenes, and between blowing trees and sippin' on the cognac, you lean back, expose the outline of your cock through the pants, and the foreplay session begins.
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>>17872421
Make an opportunity
Walk her to her car
Walk her to her door
"I had a really good time" or some bs
Get closer and see how she reacts , if she licks her lips at any point after "let me walk..." That means you have a go head to go in for the kiss
Don't treat is as a big deal in your head, it's like a normal handshake for me after a date that I like
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>>17872430
That seems very "direct" to me. I've admittedly never tried it, but it seems tough enough to get them to meet you in public spaces. You have a good success rate with that method?
Also I'm concerned with the girls I'll be filtering, i.e. girls who aren't necessarily dtf on the first date but who are fun to hang with and do innocent fooling around with.
>>17872434
What do you mean by get closer? I'm kind of a tall guy so getting physically close would lead to me towering over her (assuming we're standing outside of the pub). Isn't that awkward?
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Explaining you just want to be friends 2016-12-19 07:25:54 Post No.17872417
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Explaining you just want to be friends
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I stupidly accepted an invite to go out for drinks with a former coworker that has just moved here as of a month ago. I was thinking at first that she just needed some friends out here, but it's seeming more and more like she wants something from this, which I don't.
I don't want to make things awkward by straight up telling her I'm not into her, but how do I gently make it clear I'm not interested in being anything more than friends?
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Do nothing to imply interest. If she tried to flirt or ask you out, reject her politely "sorry I'm not interested in more".
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>>17872417
Be straight up its the best option for both of you beating around the bush will only get her hurt and make you seem like a douche
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>>17872437
Well, I accepted getting drinks. So it's too late for that. Originally I thought it was just casual and might be with some of our coworkers, but it's not.
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Can we talk about oral, /adv/? 2016-12-19 07:23:22 Post No.17872412
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Can we talk about oral, /adv/?
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First question:
So is it normal for a guy not to like getting head? My girlfriend sucked me off for the first time today, and honestly it felt almost unpleasant. I couldn't even get hard from it, let alone come. She's a lot more experienced that I am (she's my first, but she's been with a few guys), so I don't think she's doing it wrong.
Second question: As a guy with an abnormally short tonuge, how do I get good at eating out? My tonuge really isn't flexible enough to flick her clit back an forth a lot. Are tonuge exercises a thing? Any tips, or should I just give up get good at fingering?
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here, let her suck my cock, and I'll tell you if she just sucks, or you're weird
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>>17872412
You fucking freak
You must be gay, faggot
Go suck a cock, you'd probably get hard doing that
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It varies from girl to girl. I was with a girl who had a tongue stud and had been with like 17 guys before me, and her blowjobs were terrible. Then I was with another girl who was vastly less experienced, but could make cum in her mouth ever time, just from blowjobs.
Also, your tongue doesn't need to be long to lick the clit hard and slow. Apply more pressure, or just ask her how she likes it.
How do I get over my oneitis? This girl won't leave my head even though I know she's wayyy out of my league.
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Ask her out. No matter the result you will get closure.
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Won't that just crush my spirit even further? I'm sure she'll reject me at this point and I kinda want to avoid the complete destruction of my self worth.
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To build up something new, first you must tear down the old -anon 2016