a girl I know said I had feminine lips
is this true?
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>>17870313
Do you wear lip gloss?
Lol
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>>17870322
no
it's probably just the lighting
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>>17870313
I would put my dick in those lips
no homo
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To bail or not to bail?? 2016-12-19 04:09:56 Post No.17870300
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Over the past year I fell in love with my gf's older sister. She happens to be my best friend's gf as well. Through circumstances, me and the sister got closer this year and at one point we ended up fucking each other. It was supposed to be a one time thing, but it happened more frequently and we ended up making things complicated by getting our feelings involved.
Due to the impossible situation of us ever getting together unless we say fuck everybody and the accompanied feelings of guilt, she's trying to end it and she's blocked me on all forms of communication. She's on vacation right now and I'm supposed to meet her there next week for Christmas. She's admitted that she keeps thinking about me, but wants it to stop.
What should I do?? Should I let it be and try to move on or should I continue chasing her??
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>>17870300
>What should I do?? Should I let it be and try to move on or should I continue chasing her??
Honestly, what do you think?
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>>17870309
Chase her?
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>>17870324
Now use your other head
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Fuck guys I have a chance. This girl I had a crush on my freshman year of HS liked me on Tinder and I don't know how to go about this. Do I tell her I regret not telling her that back then? Do I say I always found her cute? We have rather similar interests and she's fucking hot, but for some reason never really had a bf since she was super shy. There's a reason I've never been on a date, help me out fellas.
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>>17870229
you just say you kinda used to have a crush on her freshman year
Don't say that you still do, too blatant, no chase no fun dr jones
Good luck homie
Fucking high school crushes can be really good or really a let down
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>>17870240
Yeah I don't still have a crush, since I barely know her. We never spoke ever I'm pretty sure. Do I ask her to coffee or dinner, and do I do that immediately or chat her up first? And what about her number. I know how none of this works.
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There isn't some magic progression, dude.
Just start talking, ask her what she's been up to, start a conversation. If you guys get to talking, ask her to do a specific activity at a specific time.
Do: Do you want to have lunch this Saturday?
Dont: want to hang out sometime?
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I'm in a great relationship, I love my gf to death, but I can't seem to stop thinking about my ex. Does that mean I should break up with my gf, or is this normal?
The fucking stupid thing is the the timings - was with my ex for 2 months, and only knew her for that long, got with my current gf pretty much immediately after and have been with her for a year.
On the other hand, I think that makes it even more important - that to have fallen in love with someone so quickly, and to still think of her a year on, means that it really was the real deal? Tbh, it makes no difference in regards to my ex either way, since she broke up with me and now has another bf, but I don't think it's fair to be with my girlfriend if I'm still in love with another woman.
I honestly do love my girlfriend - honestly, I get on with her better than with my ex, she's a much better fit for me, but a fucking year's gone by and I still can't get her out of my head. One thing that I'd never admit to anyone unless it was on an anonymous forum is that sometimes I sort of think my ex is prettier. Should I break up with my gf or is this normal? Is there something I can do to try to get over her? I'm not still in contact with her.
Don't know if this is relevant but in the interest of full disclosure, I cheated on my ex with my current gf, and I have done on my gf, but never anything more than making out. My gf knows, my ex doesn't.
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Stay with your girlfriend if you love her, you will get over your ex. Plus, if you did break up with your current, you don't know if your ex will take you back after you cheated on her. Hell, she probably has a boyfriend by now.
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>>17870248
Yeah she does I said so lol. I 100% don't think she would take me back, I wouldn't even know how to make contact with her again. That isn't the point though, should I really stay with someone if I'm still in love with my ex, even if I am in love with her also?
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How can you say you love any of them if you've cheated on both?
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Hey, i need help with my presentation aboout charles manson. I have all my points and what not but im stuck on finding a creative portion that needs class involvement. All ideas welcome :) Thanks
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>>17870201
>Separate the class into racial sides
>play helter skelter at max volume
>yell race war at the top of your lungs like the deranged Manson would while laughing manically
A+ anon, great job
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/adv/ is not here to do your homework for you.
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Tell your teacher you're going to kill them.
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How do I stop getting so mad at Anti-American shitposts?
I'm not even American. (yet. It's my goal in life to become an American citizen. Greatest country of all time desu)
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>>17870198
Realize that America isn't a perfect utopia immune to criticism.
Constructive criticism is American, otherwise we could have ended up as a commonwealth nation.
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>>17870210
That makes sense
Still hard to ignore people autistically screaming shit like "Ameriturds lol" or "Amerisharts" or whatever.
For some reason, this is the only thing that still gets me. When I first came to 4chan, I thought all the racism and Anti-semitism and so on was really annoying. Now most of that doesn't bother me anymore. I don't even flinch when I see Jew memes because I know it's just jokes and most people don't actually believen that. But the fact that people UNIONICALLY hold such a stupid opinion such as Anti-Americanism...I don't know. Kind of a hard pill to swallow. I guess everyone's entitled to their own stupidity, but still. They don't have to be so vocal about it.
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bump
is it just me or is that shit in almost every single thread?
Especially Limeys seem to be really obsessed with "yanks", lol. Fucking cucks, speak an inferior, nasal, homosexual-sounding version of the language they invented.
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I can't empathize for anyone 2016-12-19 03:39:50 Post No.17870196
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I can't empathize for anyone
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I didn't always used to be like this. I used to be able to care about people, but recently I've found myself incapable of empathizing for anyone. I just genuinely don't care about other people's problems and I can't bring myself to. Why am I like this? I'm not a sociopath/serial killer type. I just don't really feel anything anymore.
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>>17870196
>i cant care about peoples problems
>but i can care about not caring about peoples problems
congrats, you care!
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Sounds normal to me
Once you get more experienced in life, you'll find that it comes easier
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>17870283
I think you misunderstood me there, I care about what it means for ME that I don't care about these peoples problems. I'm worried about me and what this means about my personality/mental health
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Where can i find good stuff on the intetnet, other than 4chan and reddit?
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>>17870160
you can find the good stuff by being a productive member of society and getting your lazy ass off your pc.
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>>17870175
>being a productive member of society
Why would anyone give a fuck about that?
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i also would like to know this
right now i use
>youtube
>4chan
>9gag
and some game-specific forums and shit but i want more comfy places to do good shit or fun or information but idk
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Any tips for those who steal liquor from their parents?
How to make it look like you didn't steal any? How to sneak into and out of the kitchen? etc.
No, I'm not underaged, I'm 18 and still living at home
No, I won't reconsider stealing it, I want to get drunk and I live in America
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Water it down. You can't get much though or your parents will be able to tell, but you're a little child so a couple ounces will probably have you puking all over the house anyway.
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>>17870154
This
Just make friends that are older or with a fake is a better option tho
3rd option is to go to big high school parties and steal a bottle as soon as you get there and dip
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>>17870154
How hard is it to tell if you've watered down whiskey?
Can someone help me on my fucking final or on how to fucking kill myself I'm just a college kid trying to get through a bull shit class
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>>17870135
What final is it?
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>>17870135
These are some basic questions
If you did your homework after every class, these questions would be easy
Exams aren't something you need to bulk up on all of the sudden
You learn it gradually
Studying for the final should only be a light remembering.
Like a "Haha, oh yeah, that was obvious" type of remembering
Shit man, it's Anatomy
Everyone should know that regardless
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>>17870135
http://www.lostallhope.com/
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I had 7 free weeks in christmas.
It's been 2 weeks and i'm going crazy, i don't do anything at all in the day, in the morning i go coffee-running-gym, then all the day is in my room doing nothing at all.
Tell what could i do to kill this boredom
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Why do you have seven weeks off? What do you do for work? Are you employed?
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>>17870117
Go on a trip? Road trip?
That's my advice.
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Have you ever played Civ? That will eat up a week or so.
>one evening
>about to have sex with my wife
>she bends over
>"anon I think we should try something you will probably like"
>"eat me out"
>don't know what she was talking about since I ate her out hundreds of times before
>proceed anyways
>"no anon, the other hole"
>wat.jpeg
>"come on I washed it really well
>well, if she likes it...
>start eating her ass
>10 seconds in, she explodes a massive fart right into my face
>even get to taste a particle or two
>pull back as fast as I can
>scream what the fuck
>bones instantly collapses
>tells me she saw lesbo porn in my browser history and at some point they started licking their asses and one of them all of a sudden starts blowing a fucking hurricane of farts
>she just assumed I was into that
>check what video she meant
>it was a vid on efukt
>she thought I was fapping to porn on GOD DAMN EFUKT
>sit in my work room now
My bones has been dead for four days now. How to fix it?
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>>17870115
Top kek.
Just laugh it off, it can be a funny story for you two in the years to come. Don't be such a faggot.
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>>17870115
Faggot. You didn't like it? If I had a hot girl fart on my face like that, I would never leave the house. I'd be her personal gas chamber.
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Kek
You have a good one if she's willing to do stuff off efukt for you without judgement
Don't take her for granted
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So, 3 girls in my class came up to me the other day after giggling to each other and glancing at me, then asked if i wanted to help plan a Christmas party with them, i said yes, and gave them my address and phone number. the other night, they texted me that they were outside my house and they were in their car and i could hear the mall laughing and giggling to each other. Long story short, any chance any of them like me? i have a crush on one of the girls, and the party is tuesday.... Help?
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How old are you, 14?
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>>17870086
Go to the party, get drunk, see what happens
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>>17870091
18, senior in highschool
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How do you get good at reading and understanding complex writing like pic related?
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>>17870076
Read more.
Practice makes perfect
If you ever find a word that you can parse through context, have a dictionary handy
It's just a matter of practice
And your text isn't particularly complex
It's just being obfuscating due to lack of context
If you read the entire novel, it'd make sense
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>>17870076
>Austen
>Complex
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Create a chart of every character and take notes on who they are, where they live, etc... then you'll understand them better and never mix them up.
Take notes on tone and themes.
Source: I was honors/AP english every year of high school. I'm a STEM major now but I still read books with a pad of paper by my side.
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Hello Anons,
I have been with my boyfriend for 3 years but there has always been an evident problem.
He is not very sexual. He can go weeks/months without sex, even when he told me he stopped looking at porn and masturbating, he still was... cold? With sex.
We lay in bed and we'll kiss but nothing happens down there for him, even when heavily petting.
It could be laziness on his part, but I am at the point where I can't accept the lackluster sex life.
I love him and I know he loves me, but it seems like we are just too sexually incompatible. Is this worth breaking up over? Has anyone ever broken up because of a shitty sex life?
I have spoken to him about it numerous times and we have even had fights/arguments and 2 break ups that lasted a day over this issue.
I don't feel like I am with my boyfriend when I'm with him but more like a friend that I occasionally have sex with.
The intimacy is just not there and it makes me sad.
What can I do? I don't want to cause another fight or make him feel bad about himself.
We are both 27 years old.
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Have you tried pegging?
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>>17870097
He's not into that kind of play.
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Ask him if he's down for an open relationship if you think you guys are up for it
Otherwise yea sexual incompatibility is one of the better reasons to break up
I was with a girl that could only do anal because she had to save herself for God, marriage or some shit. Anal gets boring after a while so I dipped