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>>17872382
Ya dude. Just play Dota and smoke bowls and play online video games with other people that also happened to be stoned.

>>17872398
tried that, it sucks
I want to achieve something, not just numb myself and then die

Do nofap, and excercise more.

Read worthwhile things you can learn from.

books

something really loud and annoying with extra batteries.

>>17872375
if you get him books, get ones that either are themed around simple everyday tasks (a child's daily schedule for example. getting dressed, eating breakfast and so on), something like a very minimalistic book about naming different body parts (usually an age suggestion is on the books. stick with those that don't seem crowded and overloaded).

other than that, kids at that age might start to do imitation play. so everything to imitate mom/dad/other people is good (a play kitchen or supply, stuff for pretend play, for example a doctor case or a fireman outfit).
at that age, some kids are starting to learn to throw and catch a ball.
kids cuttlery is good too. they love to try to "eat like adults".
or get him something to sort. sorting colors and shapes is somehing kids really dig at 2.
some wax colors is a nice idea too or something to "make a mess" like bathtime soap-colors.

>>17872361
Something personal is good. I recently gave my mom a custom mug with my cats face on it and she cried. Wasn't the reaction I was expecting desu.

>>17872394
that's a good idea actually, don't really think it'll mean a whole lot to her tho
still, I'll keep that in mind

i am a parent myself and since i am, i know that soending time with your parents is the greatest gift you could give them. so do something with her. cook her dinner or take her to a restaurant. male a game evening.ir doesn't matter what, aslong as you spend quality time together.

my brother sometimes drives my mom somewhere just because. she has her own car and is perfectly capable of driving on her own but i guess they just wnjoy spending uninteruptwd time together, talking and listening to some music. i make a "girls night" with my mom and sister every now and then. we either go to a restaurant or watch a movie at home and order sushi. we usually end up talking till deep into the night. add in some funny games and a bottle of wine and we will have the best time ever.

for birthdays, we gift each other spa vouchers and then go to the spa together. that is really wonderfull but i guess you can't do that as a son...
think about what your mom loves to do and join her!

I'm starting to want you back and I hate myself for it and push myself back every time a little bit of it leaks out to you sometimes but I have issues and you are probably doing good by avoiding me if that's what you are doing. I want us both to move on but I don't think I'll ever forget about you. I can't even bring myself to go on a date, I feel guilty even though I broke up with you. There's no way we are getting back together unless you get yourself together and visit here, I doubt that will happen though and am not patient enough to wait for that. I wish we were both more mature. It might have worked out.

>>17872352
Tiny baby!

Spread your bulimic saggy ass for me because it is clearly good enough to fuck and breed with, i don't care how many people i turn off with your ugly face let's declare our disgusting presence to everybody! We'll keep trying to get a threesome happening somebody, anybody! will one day want to fuck us for sure!!!
Let's keep hoping even though we should really stop trying to be hip young people instead of creepy losers on the internet.

Your Chairman Mao

Sorry for being a piece of shit.

>wahhh the girl out of my league rejected my why is life so unfair

Cry more

3.5 billion women out there you'll find a better one but for now just try to enjoy experiencing these emotions. Feeling is dope.

>>17872340
No more like a girl asked me out made me get feelings for her then started this love triangle bullshit that caused me a fuck load of pain

Then she rejected me

>>17872322
Important to mention:
since he has been yelling on the phone he slammed doors, and the screw that keeps my door hinge on has weakened and the nail is sticking out since recently. I'm hoping for things unrelated. He wants the windows to be opened during the day and my old flatmate told me he would go inside her room when she was not there and open them if they were closed.

>>17872322
I meant landlord instead of tenant.

>>17872322
He outright invades your privacy and gets mad about your bf? Id take allll my shit and leave it with family and look for new housing after that, he may be a landlord but you have rights too as a tenant. Run. Also have these fights and phonecalls been more frequent since you mentioned the bf? just curious.

No those are escapist activities and unless you're mentally ill you won't be able to stay in the delusion forever. I was like this throughout my teens and early 20s it's hard to break through but the real reason you're depressed is bc you're running away from everything by using drugs and playing vidya. If you want to be happy you need to have a sense of pride and accomplishment you have to turn off the games put down the joints and go have a real adventure in the world.

I am 41 and recently I kissed a 18 yo girl.

Life is just a matter of trying, learning and trying again.

>>17872336
good shit bro, but u missed the point of my sexual anxiety

Lol you don't. It's just porn, this is like saying "hurrr my gf really likes war movies how do I get her to join the army"

>>17872315
This.

I would maybe suggest watching that kinda porn while fucking, but that's about it.

>>17872309
Asa akira is the name of an Asian lady that does porn just so you know

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>>17872211
OP, since you do exercise you are in a great place to be. Start playing team sports. Go to sports events and gyms. Dont rely on passive tinder, be active. If you joined, say, a mixed volleyball team your social isolation wil be over in an instant. God Speed Anon.

>>17872211
I do the same but I have a gf and am not lonely
I've always been the more recluse type though
You could use a girl as a springboard into other friendships. Went on a double date to a concert and got to know the other hoyfriend a bit and he wanted me to hang out with his friends after

>>17872211
You'll become even more lonely if you use tinder, because you'll start to see women as objects (as they do you;) honestly there is no solution I've found, as I'm in a similar situation.

Find a 5/10, nice guy with a good job.

>>17872207
Breast implants

>>17872219
This.
Settle for a guy who isnt good looking but has a promising career.
Get knocked up (condoms are for losers).
Blow your new husband every day when he gets home from work.

Cut her loose there's no reason to hang around a girl you're crushing who clearly doesn't want you. "Just friends" is a myth she wants the attention and love you give her she doesn't want to have to reciprocate move on she's not the last girl in the world

>>17872280
We got two classes together and i cant afford to ditch either of them. What the hell should i even do if she approachs me first like she did in the beginning of this current school year

Oh yeah, im a senior in hs rn btw

>>17872293
> in hs
That's explains how you got into this stupid ass situation. With this new knowledge. You don't need to do anything simply one word anewer her until.she disappears she's a teenager and does not matter at all. All this shit seem important but one year from now you'll be out of hs and realize this didn't have to be difficult at all and could've take 5 seconds to solve go chase another girl this ones no good

>>17872135
nein !

>>17872153
Aber mein Professor ist eine Hündin

>>17872155
Das heißt bei uns auch Bitch und nicht Hündin.

>>17872119
>no, I would not like free money - op

Just go to the website and see yourself, 2weeks is a long time though

Go ahead and take disability. See if you keep your job.

>>17872142
Ive been off for 2 months but luckily i had a few thousand saved up

>>17872143
I will, its Union.
My bosses have told me that when I decide to come back just to bring a Doctors Note.

Btw I am not some nigger trying to abuse the system, just a hard working idiot.

REICHert

>>17872112
i named my cat TOM

:)

Cumbubble

>>17872084
>If I asked the housing office, I feel like they'd assume I was just doing it to be greedy or whatever
Well it can't hurt to try, right? Just explain your reasoning and see what they can do for you

If you're stuck like this, just talk to your roommate and try to work out a comfortable arrangement. It's good to at least be ABLE to co-exist with other people, even if it's not your ideal situation. I'm sure there will be moments in your future when you won't have a choice, so think of it as practice

What's your question? Either pay more and get a single room, or pay less and have a roommate. Your issues are your problem.

>>17872359
That's the thing, I don't get to make that choice. The housing is assigned, and you can't pick which one you get the bill for.

>>17872357
I'll give it a shot if I'm unable to alter my living arrangement. I don't mind sharing a living space in the form of a house with separate rooms or whatever, it's just tough sharing a 22x13 with someone where it's the only room/living space combined.