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Statistically they live longer.

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It's easier to be funny
That's about it I think

>>17893624
Less chance of cancer.

http://scienceblog.cancerresearchuk.org/2011/07/21/height-and-cancer-risk-%E2%80%93-the-long-and-short-of-it/

>>17893519
You talk a little too formal for my tastes. And never leave decisions like that up to the girl. They usually want you to take control when it comes to setting up plans.

>>17893519
>>17893528

this. its okay to be flexible on the when with a question like 'are you free this weekend' but what oyu basically did was say

>HEY, SEDUCE YOURSELF FOR ME :D'

and we dont like that, at all. we want that traditional date, and it doesn't really matter what it is. its so sad how many guys will ask me on a date and then when i say 'sure, what'd you have in mind' they just say 'IDK YOU DECIDE' then act like they're doign me a favor.

it lead to one really awkward day where i said 'lets play video games' then he came over and didnt want to play video games and just watched me play sonic. reallllly uncomfortable.

>>17893555

trips are mislead;

If you read I offer a walk through a nature reserve. I was merely inquiring as if to her town (Scunthorpe) has any or if we would have to relocate.

>>17893486

you aren't autistic. have you ever met actual autists? ive met many. i volunteered with special needs children and teenagers, and as an adult ive worked with / educated a few autistic adults. one my ex's was even legitimately autistic. even high funcitoning autists are not capable of stringing alon the sentence and thought process you typed in your OP.

not becuase they're too dumb, but becuase its too social, its too aware. no autist woudl be able to realize they are autistic.

the whole 'IM AN AUTIST' 4chan meme is just that, a meme. its something people have begun to try and convince themselves so they can lose responsibility for thier actions. its like tumblr with their 'thyroids'.

people just want an excuse so when things dont go well they can say 'NOT MY FAULT I HAZ DISABILITY :D'

trust me. go to an autistic meetup and you'll realize just how socially aware you are.

autists literally cannot read yuor fancial expressions and it kills them.

i was talking to an autistic man at the bar last night and despite me being extremely friendly, they literally cannot tell. he sat there the hwole night staring intently at my face trying to find something he could understand. he kept asking, unsurei f i was being friendly or bored or annoyed. he sat there the whole night just trying to understand, just wanting to 'know' what a normal average expression meant.

>>17893525
Are you dyslexic mate?

>>17893532

no, i just have an old keyboard, and i type at over 100 words per minute, so certain buttons don't register as fast as others, and i tend not to bother using spell check on a Micronesian boy pussy trading pictograph forum

>>17893450

by realizing there is no 'right thing' to say to a girl.

girls are not robots all running the same scripts. pressing the right buttons in the right order will not get the desired outcome.

you are not looking for a girl that you confused, tricked, or manipulated. you are waiting til a girl lights a spark in you, and then you just hope that you light a spark in her.

girls dont sit around thinking 'WOW ANONS OKAY, IF HE SAYS THE RIGHT THINGSI MIGHT JUST GO ON A DATE WITH HIM, BUT ONLY IF HE TEXTS ME FOR THREE MONTHS SAYIGN THE RIGHT STUFF LOLOLOLOLOL'

a couple days in a girl already knows if shes into you or not. you dont want to wait that long to make a move. i never wait more than 24 hours.

Be alpha type your messages in caps lock.

I kid but so far I haven't had much luck with online dating.

git gud kid

solo queue and you'll become a better player. also play zarya or roadhog

>>17893448
I dont WANT to play the fucking game anymore, I'm tired of it.
I just wish it didn't bother me so much.

I'll give you step by step instructions to help you out.

1. Stop playing the game if you are currently playing.

2. Uninstall the game or sell your copy.

3. Play other games and do other stuff with your friends. If they ask why you quit, just say it was boring and you didn't like it anymore.

4. Start doing things you enjoy with your life. You'll be a much happier person in general.

Do you have all the papers you signed?
Any built-in warranties?
Return grace periods?

Also never, EVER EVER EVER buy a car on your first visit. EVER. It doesn't matter if you're buying it from Jesus himself, you go the fuck home and think about it, then come back a few more times and keep test driving it.

>>17893398
hey bro
let me hold on to a twenty.

This sounds like a joke since I can't believe anyone with 10k cash could be this astronomically dumb.

>>17893397
Yes, free these post-modern day slaves by boycotting any sport they appear in.

>>17893397
you are racist and you should stop watching football all together you fucking bigot, jesus dude.

Every journalist on the planet thinks you're racist no matter what you do because there's too many of the dipshits and they need some way to sell headlines.
Ignore it.

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>>17893236
OP, ask this loser where he has been and TELL him it fucks you off. Frankly, its rude and not good enough.

>>17893260
Hey, thanks!
So far, what I have already done is tell him
1. I can't just do hookups or be friends with benefits
2. If he wants to keep seeing me, he has to get in touch with me almost every day, so I feel like he is present in my life.
3. I completely understand if that's not what he wants, and respect his decision either way.

I think if he vanishes for five days, I'll just tell him I wish him the best and move on, no more chances. But I'll do everything super nicely, so that he doesn't feel guilty-- we are different people whose styles of interaction aren't compatible. No one to blame.

>Silence or niceness
Neither, react normally as you would any other person you're close to.

>This makes me sad, and he knows it.
Slightly weird but fairly normal and common. Separation anxiety is more common in girls, and tends to be a result of being overly dependent and needy, but it could just be standard missing someone.
However the fact that you're taking it so seriously that you're posting about it makes me think that either 1. Your relationship is one sided or 2. You're a little bit mental

>instead of "punishing" him with silence and coldness
If you're punishing someone for going to work or staying at a friends for a weekend you're just mental.

>Is this the best approach?
No. You're not responsible for him nor do you have onus over his choices, hence you don't get to punish him.

All healthy relationships have both compromise and expectations, but punishing someone basically means neither are being considered and you've went full retard.

>>17893171
pls halp

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>>17893171
Tell her your super nervous as she is so beautiful. Lay back. Enjoy.

Start by taking a shot of bleach to calm the nerves and then either fucking try or don't. You can be smooth about cumming early by telling them you will make them cum twice next time/continuing foreplay.

I'm a little devastated though. We are right back into long distance, but before I at LEAST had a life of my own. He says the relationship doesn't have to be over--I don't want it to be over. I love this man. I want to marry this man and one day have a family with him. All those things just seem like they're so far in the future, it hurts my heart and my brain. The trust we were building, I'm not sure we. can continue to build over the distance.

There is a DD/lg dynamic in all this. He wanted me to be a totally dependent little girl. I have been since we started living together. Now that I'm far away, I feel panic. I'm so scared. He usually tells me he can only comfort me so much and if that doesn't work, he's tired of hearing it. He's tired of talking about us. He didn't even video call me on Christmas or Christmas Eve like I asked for. I am lost. There's no time, space, or circumstance that would stop me from loving this man. I worry the opposite is not true at all and that out of sight is out of mind for him.

Pic related
TL;DR my mind is full of fuck without my Daddy, I'm pretty much on my own and dunno how to cope.

He's abandoning you, at least for now

It'll hurt, I'd tell you to move on but you won't. I have no advice

>>17893023
Yeah. I fear that. He says he's not, "Things will just be difficult/different for a while." I can only wait and see. Or, like you said, move on, but I don't think I'm going that way.

Are you me? Bump for interest.

Being straight isnt going to solve all your problems. Just be yourself and come out

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>>17892528
I really don't want to come out. Even living a homosexual lifestyle I would strongly prefer to hide all sexual activities and romantic relationships from all family members and most friends.

The gay community is honestly toxic and degenerate to people's lives. I don't want my nieces and nephews exposed to any of that garbage, even if I suck dick myself I can do the responsible thing and do it in my own house with the curtains drawn. I really value the fact that everyone in my family is Christian and strongly believes in family values, I'm only 25 but already my family is pressuring me to get married and have kids. I guess among the adults eventually I might tell them but I don't want to talk to kids or whatever about that, or introduce a boyfriend over for Christmas or something.

Being gay is something you should always be ashamed of and ask God to forgive you for. Every gay man should strive to be hetero.

>>17892500
*need to STOP being shallow

>>17892500
honestly just date a girl with a really fucked up nose or something and get over it.

>>17892511
Thanks for the advice but people with a flaw that prevent them to be in the same league than average people are still quite above really ugly people, and a relationship with someone who is only with me because she has a flaw she can't fix and otherwise would not go for me is probably still going to be incredibly shitty even if all the physical things could be more pleasant for me.
I know I'm probably rejecting all realistic types of relationship in my case with my dislike of anything unsincere but yeah...

Any you have should be good enough. As far as I know shitty jobs in fast food don't exactly check up on that shit as long as the interview goes well.

Generally you should have at least a GED tho but for what it's worth my dad never graduated and doesn't have a GED and has almost always worked. Manual labor, but work.

You can have your diploma translated and registered and it will be valid for all needs and purpouses. How do you think foreigners get accepted in American universities?

>>17892429
All you really need is a note in your resume or application, like

Diplomate, Paris Gymnasium (equivalent to US high School diploma)

>>17892363

Don't do it. You said yourself you don't know him. He might have a gang waiting.

Don't show and all you have to worry about is some random Swedish guy telling stories of that coward tourist that didn't show.
Since you won't be living there who cares what they might laugh about for a week?

If you do go. You could end up hurt, in jail or on the extreme side, dead.

Yeah don't go lol, the guy above me has valid points. You'll never see anyone anyone country again so who cares. Go have fun with your family. Fighting is for fags

>>17892363
Just call the cops anonymously and tell them there's a guy around said place carrying a gun. Also point out he's ethnically swede as they'll let anyone of towelhead descent do as they please not to come across as racists

that's dumb, you don't need to spend giftcards as soon as you get them because they last for so long
just redeem it and leave it, when you go to order something it'll be free and it won't be something you're buying just for the sake of it

>>17892246
1. Buy a book (or more than one)
2. Read the book. Be educated or entertained.
3. Get your money's worth.

>>17892246
Got the same thing anon. I'm buying a video game, a book, and I'll saving the rest for later.