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>>17893595
nice doggo

>>17893595
How much you selling that doggo for?

Damn that dog is nice man, where did u get him?

>>17893556
she might love you but she doesnt want long term with you ...waste of time

>>17893567
Thx for the reply. I'm gonna think about it.

>>17893556
might be a good idea to find out how she got over you, because is she broke you down in her mind and reduced you to a list of reasons she should be happy not to be with you, then the damage may well be done already.

and it'll only take time for those thoughts to come up again.

pls help

No. You're not her pet.

>>17893506

there's six days between now and new years. you could easily relax for 5 of those while still doing these things she wants.

all that being said, if you didnt want to do it you should have said so when seh asked, or even a few days ago, not today when you wake up an feel tired.

i cant speak for your relationship as a whole, but it is rude to agree to do something than cancel the day of.

you have more than a month off, i had only 3 days off this month. you ahve plenty of time to relax while doign these 3 fuckign days worth of family things.

and agian, if you dont want to do it that is fine, but its also fine if she wants to leave you for it.

whats not fine is cancelling on the day of.

>>17893429
Be assertive and show her what you want. Go to the gym with her and flirt/act dominant. Then suggest drinks or dinner. If she's not interested in you, she'll decline of course. Doesn't really matter how or when you do it as long as she shows an interest in you, just don't act like you're totally head over heels and try to keep the mood easy and lighthearted.

Ok, I'm getting the vibe that you have never asked a girl out before. First thing, don't confess your "love". You'll seem absolutely psychotic if you've just been friends until now. Don't confess feelings out of the blue or set up a meeting to discuss your feelings. That might be how it happens on sitcoms or movies, but it's not how actual dating happens.

Second, keep things casual. I know it bothers you if she's fucking another guy right now, but you have to understand that you'd be 100% out of line to tell her not to. You have to accept that she's doesn't really owe you anything. Just ask her if she has any plans tonight and ask her out for a drink later. You'll be able to tell from that where you stand.

And yeah, you are overthinking this.

>>17893449
That's what I want to do, if I succeed or not is another question. Am I straight screwed if she's already fucking a guy?

>>17893451
Don't worry I get most of that. My point is that asking her out for drinks or dinner or whatever I want it to be clear that it's a date... which might rattle her.
Fuck man, hold me.

>>17893410
Cattle (and calf), goat, sheep (and lamb), horse, rabbit, hare, pig, boar, deer, chicken, duck, goose, turkey, guinea-fowl.

I like lamb and rabbit.

In a good supermarket or a restaurant specialised in certain types of meat.

>>17893431
useful reply

i heard that rabbit meat is too hard and no fat. u say its tasty huh?

beef (including heart), chicken (including heart), pork, lamb/sheep, deer, boar, duck, quail adult/eggs, pheasant, marrow/blood, mealworms, cricket

Boar is tough but like a more intense pork.
Deer is kinda gummy but good taste.
Quail is light and flavorful with really good eggs, duck is really rich, pheasant is my favorite but hard to find.
Heart is very potent. Chicken heart was amazing, beef heart is too much for me.

Bone marrow basically tastes like when you lick a cut, only bigger flavor. I hear it's amazing when prepared the french way, but I never tried it.

Crickets were really not my thing. Mealworms seem gross but aren't bad in a stir-fry with other stuff.

imo if you only have enough for a playstation you're not gunna get much travel out of that money

Experiences are worth more than object IMO

>>17893387
Thats very true, I didnt ask my question correctly.

The travel option is to put it away for travel. Gets me a step closer.

Yeah dude none of those should be near any orifices

>he fell for the soap meme

Congrats for your first masturbation, I hope you have learned that lesson and are ready to class 102

Cultures do change over time so I suppose it is possible but honestly I expect Arabic biblical names to become the majority in the coming century

>>17893303
You mean sand nigger names? Nah... Hopefully they'll be eradicated from this Earth entirely in the coming century.

>>17893296
there are still people who don't marry outside their religion or race, i don't think gendered names will every disappear

>>17893287
Not a girl, but would absolutely love it

>>17893287
Well, I have no place to put it and no interest in using it. It wouldn't be the best.
I wouldn't dislike it if I had a bigger house and place to show antiques/vintage things, or some interest in stereoscopes.

>>17893287
Pretty cute quirky gift. I'd be happy with that rather than the usual food or whatever.

>>17893286
I never really want to go out when I'm feeling down. But when I do end up hanging out with friends it makes me feel much better.
But since you're saying
>I don't always feel good when out with them
it may not be that easy.

Can you go out with them, and just go back home if you don't like it? Since you work tomorrow you can leave early without being rude. And if you have fun you can just stay with them.

I feel like going out is healthy that's the only reason I do it I take no pleasure in others

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>>17893302
>Can you go out with them, and just go back home if you don't like it? Since you work tomorrow you can leave early without being rude. And if you have fun you can just stay with them.

Well it already is a bit late as it is (10pm). The plan was to meet at 6-7, then it got delayed and delayed and delayed some more and the more it's delayed, the less chances I can just go and come back home earlier. It's not like I can go, stay for 15 minutes and come back home, which is what's going to happen if this shit gets delayed more.

Whatever, shouldn't have made this thread. I'm just looking for excuses when I already know I won't go anywhere anyway. I was never a friend of theirs and I feel like the group is slowly breaking anyway.

Thanks for taking the time to reply anon.

>>17893262

You can fake as much as you have friends and how far you can make your lies believable, up to a certain point. Only like 1% of jobs will actually waste the money to do a through background check.

You can't really fake being a type of doctor or a teacher. People did it back in the day, but they've been cracking down hard on that since they were finding out a ton of their doctors/teachers didn't even have college degrees/certifications.

>>17893262
Fake it 'til you make it.

I don't even have a GED but nobody that's hired me on knows that.

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Someone who has always got the job in the first interview, has always faked everything and now has their own business and hires people here

>How much can I fake on a resume?
100%
You can fake everything. It's dangerous to fake skill based stuff- stuff that you WILL actually use/be needed to know on the job, but even that you can get by with a little reading in most cases

>I can perhaps get a family member to fake being a reference for me
Be your own reference. I did back when I was a loser with no prospects for some fairly good jobs. Use a voice box or simply put on a higher/lower voice or pinch your nose. Sounds retarded but it 100% works

>Can I fake the skills needed to be in customer service
Yes. Also most customer service jobs are entry level- office workers, cashiers, tele-support etc. So you don't really need to.

>I need to fake something, just am not sure about the best way to go about it without getting caught.
Best way is to simply be honest on your resume but demonstrate the skills needed to get the job- since that's the only thing that matters on 99% of CVs anyway

CVs and HR exist for very basic reasons:

1. To find out whether you can read, write and do other basic shit
2. To find out whether you come across like a spastic or a regular member of society
3. To find out which skills and experiences you have that are needed for the job

This is 99% of any job requirement. Again, focus on demonstrating you have the skills required to do the job. Bullshit as much as you need to but usually you don't need to.

I'm always going to hire the confident useful functioning member of society with the ability to learn over the autistic fuckup, even if the autistic fuckup has 10 degrees and worked in daddys tech company

>>17893239
Oh and my last name is Weems, just so you know how Althea goes with Weems, not going to tell you my first name because I don't want you tracking me down.

It wouldn't be my first choice, but I'm not the one naming my daughter here!
Weems reminds me a lot of Weena, from The Time Machine. Personally, I'd want a really cutie name to go along with that last name-- like Billie, Charlie (Odd, but lately becoming trendy as a girl name), Bonnie, Ellie... I guess, names that end in -ie. But you have to find what works best for you!

Go for a 2-syllabe name with an -a or -ie ending for the Weems.

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>>17893105

She doesn't love you.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/comments/1qb7mi/she_doesnt_love_you/

>>17893105
>>>/r9k/

>>17893127

>Linking reddit shit, ever

0/10 virgin baiting virgins with virgin insecurities

>>17893075
Keep telling yourself that, cuckboy

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>>17893070
Your autism is showing

Nothing?

>>17893090
Yup

You all most tell him to fuck off, and go to the military. It's the only way he will stop being a beta cuck and a self centered cunt.

Im sorry you have to go through this.