>Move to Moldova they said
>Win the gold medal they said
>>70549259
JUST
>>70549259
Feel bad for him tbqh. Would've won gold in London, but well past his peak now. Sad to see.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Now rescind his citizenship and make him a proud Moldovan national.
What is with the weird shouting for calls anyway?
Crowd mocking the fuck out of the gook
who was in the wrong here?
>>70450460
The guy that got sent home for being in the wrong.
> passing up on the HONOUR of touching one of God's chosen ones
>>70450460
Egypt was always sore loser, he cries foul and loses with guard down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGmti0S0RZI
>>70450460
The fucking Jew obviously
if u dnt want to bow tour opponent dnt take judo simple
any sensei would kick his ass if he did that
was it autism?
>>70450346
Less autism and more "what the fuck is this piece of shit?"
>>70450346
They don't reward you with stuff in china. Only more work
>>70450367
Kek
>>70450346
baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
>17 years old
Can't wait till the next olympics boys
>mclaffin
>>70449918
21 is already old and busted. She'll have had the entire team run through her vagina by then
>McLovin
>>70449975
Delet this ;_; she will be pure
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>>70449503
26-1
A meme is dead!
LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO LMAO USA BTFO
thanks based brazil, fuck these overrated cunts
>mfw americunts were chimping and hooting about our loss to china just a second ago
K E K
ITT: we pretend /sp/ was around for old olympic moments
I'll start
>1960
>marathon
>needing shoes to win
>xmen movie shows angel in a fight cage
>shows 10 wins on the board
>marvel thinking angel is capable of beating any mutant
kek <---
kek
kek
kek
kek
my dick is bigger than his 2bh
>>70449257
OV VEY THEY'VE TAKEN MY FELLOW JEWS HOTSAGE SAVE THEM NOW GOY OR ELSE.
which one is ur waifu guys
I want to extend a personal thank you to every HUEHEUHAEUHAEUHAEUH BR? BR? aeeeehhOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO on this board and at the Olympic events.
Your complete lack of professional athletic courtesy at literally every event you attend is funny as fuck and the memiest real life shitposting I've ever seen.
I'm not even being ironic, Brazil's character in sporting events is amazing. I wish more countries did it.
You are (not) welcome
Come back whenever
You are welcome.
We are the country that professionalized the lack of education.
>>70449473
>We are the country that professionalized the lack of education.
>implying that's not australia
>>70449509
Australia does it on the internet, we do it in real life, as you should have noticed in the Olympics. We are the real deal.
WHY? WHY?!
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
CHOKING
POOL
HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HEU HUE HEU HUE HUE HUE HUE
I'm sorry CCCP but BOOOOOOOOO
I'm sorry chinks
Please cuck me into oblivion dear China.
boooooooo
JUST
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY
DESIGNATED
JUNGLE
ok amerifatfags
you got a lot of medals in todays games, but why were you so shit in the very first olympics, before doping, cheating, and scandals.. fuck you amerifaggots.
checkmate.. america was shit, and still is shit.
...
Another great thread, Canada.
>>70447756
hes got a point you know
> black people are inherently more athletic
> no majority-black companies are top 5 in medal count in the summer olympics and won't be when it's all said and done
face it /sp/, the reason you aren't good enough isn't b/c of some phantom extra muscle... you just didn't want it bad enough. you didn't work hard enough.
Alot of that argument comes from blacks in western countries that once had slaves. These past slaves were bred for ideal physical traits. Blacks from Africa dont seem to show the same level of athleticism as those from the US.
>>70450263
blacks, international and otherwise, dominate in track and field, the purest example of athleticism there is
>>70450263
has somebody told this guy about jamaica
i get that they were slaves too though so kenya
has anybody told you about kenya, specifically the masai
>>70447671
black people have done nothing for us so far
So they're fucking tonight, right?
BLANCED
Black women just can't resist white cock
>Zac Efron is going to have a threesome with Simone Biles and Aly Raisman tonight
>meanwhile I'll be jacking off to anime porn
it's not fair
>>70447710
It's going to be with all 5 of the girls man
Two blacks, a puerto rican, a jew and a white walk into the Olympics...
...and leave clanking.
fuck yeah.
>>70447349
mixed martial arts.
Those are pretty good arms desu.
>>70447349
Because they've been put in chains and sent back to the fields where they belong?
>>70447349
Jews are white anon so that's two whites
APOLOGIZE
pls....
Sorry Rihanna.
>>70447275
Has there ever been a saltier Olympian
Hell, she's just lucky Simone couldn't quality in London or she'd be a literal nobody
>>70447275
has she been the worst of both squads the last 8 years?
>>70447275
Sorry Obama.
>0 (zero) medals
JUST
>>70446257
Oh, Texas.
How come Bolivia and Peru's mountain niggers aren't dominating distance running events?
They spend their whole lives up at high elevations. They're descended form countless generations of high elevation mountain niggers.
>>70446257
>texas want independence
>surprised because they can't compete
Stay mad stupid redneck
>>70446415
they are all manlets
short legs don't do well for running
so far 0 (zero) athletes were killed by terror attacks, pollution or mosquitoes
apologize
>>70446250
we still have the horse jumping events to finish up
>>70446250
You don't die of Zika/Malaria/Heavy metal poisoning straight away fucktard.
Don't you have some islands to cry about?
>>70446250
Oh, Argentina...! Argentina..!
>>70446250
Truly the best ally.
Ryan Lochte is a fucking liar
>get back to the olympic village drunk as fuck, having fun with his friends
>You can see they still have their cell phones and wallets
There's no such thing as selective robbery in streets of Rio. First case in history where thieves left the mobile phones with the victims. In a pick pocket situation of course, but in a gun robbery... no way. They are still being treated as victims, but the evidences suggests they are lying
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3743679/Ryan-Lochte-seen-rushing-Olympic-village-new-security-footage-just-robbed-gunpoint-5am-nightclub-party.html
It's too late Brazil. You had a shot to get to the first world but you blew it.
>>70446073
>this damage control
>daily fail
wew lad
>>70446073
Yeah I've literally never heard of someone being robbed and keeping their phone either
>thinking locthe is smart enough to come up with a scheme like this
Why did Russia go to complete shit in the Olympics once the Soviet Union was dissolved?
Not even bait, I'm genuinely curious.
Anybody?
No more state employed "amateurs"
No more massive state sponsored doping program
>>70447933
>No more massive state sponsored doping program
>>70447933
>No more massive state sponsored doping program
So why did so many Russians get banned from these Olympics?
BRAZIL: volleyball country
Yes or no?
Just beach because they cant afford clean gyms
GERMANY: volleyball country
>>70445155
Not even beach because they would trip over bodies in the sand.
>>70445117
>Boozilians
What will America do when another country breeds a Michael Phelps?
Assassination?
They've lost their dominance in track and field to africa and the carribean, and it's only going to get worst now that every african & jamaician wants to be the next bolt
>>70445115
The secret service have had Phelps and Ledecky locked in a hotel room boinking since the swimming ended m8
>ameriswims is eternal
>>70445115
Get another Micheal Phelps.
>>70445115
M-maybe >we can start breeding white-spic hybrids for men's soccer/football. At least go for the gold at the Olympics, since the WC is impossible.
>Another Michael Phelps
Here he is.
He's 21, expect him to master another stroke and win lots of Olympic gold.
Seriously though, British swimming has only been properly funded for 8 years. We will be sending some of the best coached and supported swimmers for some time to come.
A
FUCKING
GOLD MEDAL
>>70445072
in what
>Men actually starting to get medals
ABOUT TIME YOU FUCKS
Now we need based De Jonge to get us a 4th gold. And maybe a 5th from DeGrasse.
>>70445138
lanklet leap
white men can jump
Pittsburgh Pirates vs San Francisco Giants
AT&T Park
10:15 PM ET | 7:15 PM PT
TV: ROOTPIT | CSN-BA
Jameson Taillon (RHP #50) (3-2 | 2.85 ERA | 47 K)
vs.
Jeff Samardzija (RHP #29) (10-8 | 4.23 ERA | 107 K)
PIT
1. 2B Josh Harrison (R)
2. LF Starling Marte (R)
3. CF Andrew McCutchen (R)
4. RF Gregory Polanco (L)
5. 3B Jung Ho Kang (R)
6. C Francisco Cervelli (R)
7. 1B John Jaso (L)
8. SS Jordy Mercer (R)
9. P Jameson Taillon (R)
Adam Frazier (L)
David Freese (R)
Eric Fryer (R)
Matt Joyce (L)
Sean Rodriguez (R)
SF
1. CF Denard Span (L)
2. LF Angel Pagan (S)
3. 1B Brandon Belt (L)
4. C Buster Posey (R)
5. SS Brandon Crawford (L)
6. RF Hunter Pence (R)
7. 3B Eduardo Nuñez (R)
8. 2B Joe Panik (L)
9. P Jeff Samardzija (R)
Ehire Adrianza (S)
Gregor Blanco (L)
Trevor Brown (R)
Conor Gillaspie (L)
** SF (depth chart):
-- OF Chris Denorfia, who signed a minor league deal with the Giants in June and played with (AAA) Sacramento RiverCats, was released yesterday.
-- Free agent RHP Joe Nathan was signed to a minor league contract. The 41-year old six-time All-Star closer made a nice comeback from Tommy John surgery, hurling two scoreless innings in three outings with the Cubs. He was DFA'd by the Cubs when they couldn't make room for him in the bullpen.
plz don't fuck this up smardzija
I'm watching this garbage from my couch today
HOWS POSEY GONNA FUCK THIS ONE UP
>>70445676
same
Nothing comes close
>>70444717
The polish woman who won in hammer throw was pretty based.
Ayana was better
>>70444717
womens 10000m was also out of this world
>>70444812
she was a beast
>>70444717
he did some very awesome thing too
>>70444949
damn, I missed it
>be French
>lose to hue
>compare huelimpics to nazi olympics of '36
>get booed for this
>hue who beats you tries to quiet the crowd for you
>cry anyway
>every faggot on 4chan defends you
/sp/ can't handle banter
at least an aussie friendo understand us, I miss the russians.
>>70444589
>you now remember that the Rio mayor offered us a kangaroo when we complained about the village
Spurdo's face always makes me crack a laugh. Ebin.
>mfw Australians and Brazilians can't handle the banter