>Have the worst penalty percentage out of the attacking players on your team
>Still demand to take penalties because "muh goal stats"
>Miss a penalty when your team is losing and needs a win to win the league.
What's his problem?
>>76067208
He is finished. Barcelona should sell him before is too late.
>>76067208
>Still demand to take penalties because "muh goal stats"
>"Ronaldo is such a poacher la"
>>76067215
>Already 4 goals ahead of anyone else in the Golden boot race
>He must want more goals!11!
Queensland named at 1pm
NSW named at 6:40pm
memeford on pooicide watch
Pearce to blow it again you heard it here first
Darius Boyd on wing watch.
All memes aside, which team would be the best fit for him, and why isn't that team Manchester United?
>>76060153
Hes going to Bayern München for 65€, mark my words.
Retirement FC
Man City when aguero fucks off to china
The ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>76056401
I would just kill myself honestly, if that was me
Based Manute Bol
you are close but mistaken
we live in the age of rooney for a reason
fast 9 on now
Schedule: http://www.indycar.com/Schedule/2017/IndyCar-Series/Indianapolis-500
Lap Speeds:
http://racecontrol.indycar.com
Alonslow?
>>76056292
Excellent OP pic
>i tink messi iz betr den Ronaldo
Messi is better than Tsunaldo
>American posters
There is literally nothing worse.
>>76051668
>Messi is better than Tsunaldo
WE DID IT LA
What, did you finally win the PL?
REMEMBER WHEN YOU MADE FUN OF THIS YOU FAGGOTS?
WELL THIS IS WHAT STARTED IT ALL SO WHO'S LAUGHING NOW
Brasileirão General - Flamengo BTFO Edition
Do not miss the excitment of football during European break - come watch our league.
Brazil's national championship - AKA Brasileirão - is one of the football leagues with the most parity. Most of the teams have a shot at having a succesful season.
Come for the football, stay for the memes.
Coming soon: team bios.
Second round:
Today (16:00 BRT / 19:00 GMT) - Vila Belmiro
Santos x Coritiba
Today (19:00 BRT / 22:00 GMT) - Serra Dourada
Atlético Goianiense x Flamengo
Today (19:00 BRT / 22:00 GMT) - Arena Condá
Chapecoense x Palmeiras
Sunday (11:00 BRT / 14:00 GMT) - São Januário
Vasco x Bahia
Sunday (16:00 BRT / 19:00 GMT) - Independência
Atlético Mineiro x Fluminense
Sunday (16:00 BRT / 19:00 GMT) - Arena da Baixada
Atlético Paranaense x Grêmio
Sunday (16:00 BRT / 19:00 GMT) - Fonte Nova
Vitória x Corinthians
Sunday (18:00 BRT / 21:00 GMT) - Engenhão
Botafogo x Ponte Preta
Sunday (19:00 BRT / 22:00 GMT) - Ilha do Retiro
Sport x Cruzeiro
Monday (20:00 BRT / 23:00 GMT) - Morumbi
São Paulo x Avaí
The only leagues with parity are Liga MX and MLS
Same 3 teams winning isn't parity.
>>76017070
Brasileirao had 11 different champions in the last 20 years, no league compares
Don't really follow or know anything but did this cheeky 2 quid bet. How likely/unlikely is this? I picked based on the results of first week.
BPL TOTS leaked edition
autism sub edition
>reminder that the angry Canadian somali immigrant once called someone an "inbred pussy" in argument
Been seeing rumours of Ronaldo being added as a legend for FIFA 18
I hope not because i'm on PS4 :/
>>75984315
>no thread number
Ducks 1
Preds 2
Non early edition
So can anyone tell me how it's 2-1 Preds when the Ducks had 30 shots on net but the Preds had 5?
>>76075778
>>76075778
>smashville
good thread
Big baller elimination game edition
Johansen at the Preds game even though his leg is sliced open and could fall off
>>76074069
Where's the pic of him and Kevin watching the game together?
>>76074078
Cleveland Indians (23-19) v. Cincinnati Reds (20-23)
Monday, May 22, 2017, 7:10 EDT
Great American Ball Park, Cincinnati, OH
70 degrees, partly cloudy
1. Jason Kipnis, 2B (.225, 3 HR, 15 RBI, 2 SB)
2. Francisco Lindor, SS (.274, 9 HR, 21 RBI, 2 SB)
3. Michael Brantley, LF (.291, 5 HR, 18 RBI, 4 SB)
4. Carlos Santana, RF (.222, 4 HR, 22 RBI, 2 SB)
5. Edwin Encarnacion, 1B (.207, 7 HR, 17 RBI, SB)
6. Jose Ramirez, 3B (.280, 6 HR, 24 RBI, 2 SB)
7. Lonnie Chisenhall, CF (.270, 6 HR, 22 RBI, SB)
8. Yan Gomes, C (.267, 3 HR, 11 RBI)
9. Josh Tomlin, RHP (2-5, 6.86 ERA, 7.1 K/9, 0.9 BB/9; 6-14, RBI, 7 K, SH in career)
1. Billy Hamilton, CF (.258, 1 HR, 15 RBI, 23 SB)
2. Zack Cozart, SS (.351, 4 HR, 19 RBI, 2 SB)
3. Joey Votto, 1B (.294, 12 HR, 38 RBI, SB)
4. Adam Duvall, LF (.255, 9 HR, 32 RBI, 3 SB)
5. Eugenio Suarez, 3B (.305, 9 HR, 32 RBI, 2 SB)
6. Scott Schebler, RF (.255, 12 HR, 26 RBI, 3 SB)
7. Jose Peraza, 2B (.252, HR, 13 RBI, 9 SB)
8. Tucker Barnhart, C (.260, HR, 6 RBI, SB)
9. Scott Feldman, RHP (2-4, 4.29 ERA, 6.8 K/9, 3.6 BB/9; 0-14, 6 K, 3 SH)
Great night for a ballgame.
TOnight
Phillies
1. Cesar Hernandez 2B
2. Freddy Galvis SS
3. Aaron Altherr LF
4. Tommy Joseph 1B
5. Maikel Franco 3B
6. Odubel Herrera CF
7. Cameron Rupp C
8. Michael Saunders RF
9. Jerad Eickhoff SP
Rockies
1. Charlie Blackmon CF
2. D.J. LeMehiau 2B
3. Nolan Arenado 3B
4. Carlos Gonzalez RF
5. Mark Reynolds 1B
6. Gerardo Parra LF
7. Alexi Amarista SS
8. Tony Wolters C
9. Jeff Hoffman SP
This game also marks 1 month since I have started watching baseball. Every Phillies game since then.
So what are the chances the Phillies win at least one in this series?
>>76073513
Slim to none.
Hopefully some heads will roll after we get swept.
Hopefully hitting 7th will teach Doobs to TAKE A FUCKING PITCH
Vargas vs Pineda
Royals
1. Alcides Escobar (R) SS
2. Mike Moustakas (L) 3B
3. Lorenzo Cain (R) CF
4. Eric Hosmer (L) 1B
5. Salvador Perez (R) C
6. Brandon Moss (L) DH
7. Jorge Bonifacio (R) LF
8. Jorge Soler (R) RF
9. Whit Merrifield (R) 2B
Yankees
1. Brett Gardner (L) LF
2. Gary Sanchez (R) C
3. Matt Holliday (R) DH
4. Starlin Castro (R) 2B
5. Aaron Judge (R) RF
6. Aaron Hicks (S) CF
7. Didi Gregorius (L) SS
8. Chase Headley (S) 3B
9. Chris Carter (R) 1B
R O Y A L S
G said it wasn't going to rain out
>the judge's chambers
>People only critique me, they whistle me in Madrid stadium all year and then they shut up when they get the trophy. This isn't about the league, this is about all the critique I get all year. The people now shut up but only because we won
Maybe if you didn't play like shit for 11 months a year you wouldn't get whistled in your own stadium you fucking imbecile.
>>76072960
>flag
madrid costumers whistle their own team if they dont win every game 5-0
>>76072960
>Maybe if you didn't play like shit for 11 months a year
>play like shit
He's scored at least 40 goals per season, every season, since arriving in Madrid (except maybe his first one, he had some injuries iirc). What's your definition of playing like shit?
>>76072960
boy youre dumb