I'm not even gonna check the catalog, I'm just goona say Messi general.
Webm's, pic's, fucking YT highlights... Everything goes. Fanboys welcomed.
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>mfw GOAT and not even 30
are you ready for todays match?
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
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Dont thread on Messi
why is he so materalistic? low iq from concussions?
he was on welfare for years so now he needs to show his success.
same path as lottery winners, he's going to be broke in few years
He has bo respect for money.
>>74484946
Floyd makes millions strictly by flaunting his wealth
It's round 4 time at the UK Open from Butlins Minehead. Only four boards will be in use throughout the day, and with the absence of Michael van Gerwen combined with the likes of James Wade and Gary Anderson crashing out early, the opportunity for the first new major winner since MVG himself in 2012 is all the more likely.
Kicking off the main stage action is a repeat of the comedy gold last 16 Worlds clash between wobbling Welshman Mark Webster and monster-chinned Ulsterman Daryl Gurney. Webby made light work of Stephen Bunting in round 2 before having to come from 9-7 down to beat Ross Twell in the last 64, while Gurney had simple wins over Ryan Palmer and Alex Roy. The Worlds match featured the Spider being incorrectly introduced as his opponent, Superchin gurning to the crowd and comedy missed doubles; let's have a repeat of that please.
Next sees the battle of the floor bullies with young Dutchman Benito van de Pas against former Lakeside runner-up Alan Norris. Six floor titles between them haven't materialised in good TV runs, with the QF stage their best in the PDC, and after they had fairly easy wins in round 3 over Matthew Dennant and Yordi Meeuwisse respectively, this should be a better challenge for both.
The most senior Dutchman then aims to kill another youngster's dreams with Raymond van Barneveld against left-handed dyke Ron Meulenkamp. The Bomb famously knocked out Gando on this stage back in November, but the pressure of the Dutch darting daddy will surely be too much for him.
Closing the afternoon session is the battle of the chokejobs with Dave Chisnall up against Peter Wright. The past few years have seen both men get to major finals and then shit their pants, and as Clownman's sporting an ankle injury, he might not even get that far today. However, you can never rely on Chizzy, even when he's won 3 matches in a row over 2 days.
Coverage starts at 12:30pm UK time on ITV4. All of today's matches are the best of 19 legs (first to 10 legs).
>Afternoon session (12:30pm - 5:00pm)
Fourth Round (best of 19 legs [first to 10])
>Main stage fixtures
Mark "Superchin" Webster v Daryl "Sweet C4-line" Gurney
Benito van de Pas "the Dutchie on the left hand side" v Alan "Walker, Yeovil Ranger" Norris
Barney v Ron "Butch Bomb" Meulenkamp
Chizzy v Snakeshite
>Evening session (7:00pm - 11:00pm)
Fifth Round (best of 19 legs [first to 10])
>Day two preview and full fourth round draw
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/1ga4eb0rrezlx1ga7q9tnjbpvw/title/coral-uk-open-day-two
>Day one review
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/56k9x7yhbeau1hdgq4xhimx0h/title/coral-uk-open-day-one
>missed Paul fucking Hogan beating Gando
Hahaha wtf, ABSOLUTE state of "le don't show up unless it's the Worlds man".
>>74484890
>Clownman's sporting an ankle injury
Unlucky, this tournament is probably his best chance to ever win a major.
>>74485022
Choke-a-dile was just too good on his throw.
Gando had a bull shot for the match bounce out of the red dot, which was hilarious.
For me, it's France.
>noone in a burkha
i don't believe you
>>74479090
>no one pooing in the designated streets
>>74479081
Ask me how I know you are a nigger>>74479081
dubs for rags stan lee cup win!
>>74478951
First for islanders
CLG: Fournette clocks unofficial 4.51 at Combine
NYJ: Report: Jets could move on from Eric Decker
CHI: Report: Alshon wants to play for a contender
DAL: Report: Rams, 49ers looking into Tony Romo
ATL: Falcons place 2nd-round tender on WR Gabriel
PHI: Coin flip drama: Eagles pick 14th, Colts 15th
NE: Pats exploring vet QBs; Jimmy G to be dealt?
PIT: Steelers CB Cockrell gets lowest RFA tender
CLG: Texas A&M DE Garrett checks in at 6'5/272
ARZ: Report: Jets likely to target FA S Jefferson
MIN: Report: Adrian Peterson interested in Raiders
DET: Ameer Abdullah fully cleared from foot injury
McCaffrey is dominating the combine. Fournette looks Trent Richardson tier.
Also
Steelers
>>74474510
>Adrian Peterson interested in Raiders
fuck it
sign every WR and HB available
the more weapons carr has the better
Can we have another one of these threads?
Guess the player based on wiki list of teams they've played for.
Van Bronckhorst?
Non-league NOT allowed
Sunday:
13:30: Spurs v Stoke
16:30: Man Utd v Southampton (EFL Cup Final)
Monday:
20:00: Leicester v Liverpool
>de gay
Fuck anime
anime
>Schalke
>schalke
>Chalk
>>74493112
>Schalke
say sorry
>>74493103
WE GO AGAIN XD
its not over yet
Yes yes unfortunately you can't face the top 6 teams every week.
What went wrong?
>>74492757
investing in front court when you're playing in a small ball three chucking era.
>>74492757
>he still has a purple headband
Is it to much to get him a pelicans colour?
Shit team brings in a good player who can't carry shit teams and plays in a non-complementary role as the only other good player
2-0
WENGER IN
who /ABL/ here?
Because you have nothing better to do with your evening and you don't have BT Sport. The Magpies will go 5 points clear with a win while a Terriers victory sees them close the gap on Brighton to 3 points after their 3-0 bumming by Nottingham Forest earlier today.
On Sky Sports 1 now. Kick-off at 5:30pm.
'udders: Ward; Smith, Schindler, Hefele, Lowe; Mooy, Billing; van La Parra, Brown, Kachunga; Wells.
>Subs: Coleman, Hudson, Hogg, Cranie, Payne, Lolley, Quaner.
Nuevocastillo: Darlow; Anita, Lascelles, Clark, Dummett; Atsu, Colback, Shelvey, Ritchie; Diame; Murphy.
>Subs: Elliot, Yedlin, Gamez, Hanley, Gouffran, Perez, Gayle.
Go Udders
Howay the lads
>Inb4 we lose
You now remember that Chancel Mbemba exists.
>mfw we are back
>>74490084
I can't wait till we win the CL
Those players should be ashamed of themselves
>>74490130
Why?
Pogba takes the fucking piss. He's been doing it all season. Hurr durr /r/Reddevils "goals will come" "He's hit the post 8 times" because his finishing is fucking SHIT. Cost us so many times.
I am fucking sick of his stupid gormless "what happened face" you FUCKED IT UP again you cretin that's what happened. I'll probably regret this rant at some point but fuck me what an absolute bottler. Turn up at Old Trafford with all your Stormzy marketing bullshit and fall over from 6 yards out in the last minute 3 FUCKING times for winning goal chances. Utter joker. I am way too angry about football.
Edit: add to this losing his head completely in almost every big game this season. Totally goes missing. Totally loses it. Liverpool was a fucking disgrace especially. He's the first one to drop his head and start misplacing every single pass. Mentally an absolute shitshow of a player, Fergie never would had this shit. Never, ever in a million years would have had it.
Mourinho wants to sort him out, stop the overexposure, stop the marketing, start fucking staying behind after training and get his head in the right place. I've been saying this for months now and only now are other United fans seeing it for themselves.
Over in another thread someone's said "for £89m you don't expect Messi but you do expect someone that can step up and win you a game now and again". Well that about sums it up. Utter disappointment so far. Tragic excuse for a modern day world record footballer.
*dabs*
>>74490167
>United haven't gotten a sending off for this, Rojo pulling a leg breaker or Ibra elbowing someone today
>posting reddit pasta on here
Poor form