http://mlb.mlb.com/home
http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/
http://www.baseball-reference.com/
http://www.fangraphs.com/
http://baseballsavant.com/
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/
http://www.brooksbaseball.net/
http://www.rosterresource.com/mlb-depth-charts
>coming home from cubs game
>on I-94
>wild faggots in vw jettas literally having a big gay dance party out of their windows on changing lanes without a fucking care
>get forced off I-94 somewhere in Lake View because you value your car that cost you more than 200$ and they give a fuck if they hit you
>ominous sounds of a flat tire, hear the rubber flapping on the road
>exit vehicle, immediately hear the permanent ambient ABBA tunes
>it's dark, you see short black tanktops floating in the distance and rainbow-colored lipstick smiling but nothing else
>they're moving in, you get back in the car regardless of what damage you'll do to the wheel
>they've already orgied relentlessly on all the streets around you like black hawk down
>you have to run away, but it's boystown where it's illegal for a straight guy to run away from faggots
>they laugh as you call the police
>"hello thweetie how are youuuuuuu todayyyyy? im thuperrrrrr thankth for athkinggggggggg!"
>you get raped and they force you in their big gay orgy
>Brooks Boyer on White Sox marketing: "If the people aren't coming to the White Sox, we're going to take the White Sox to them."
I feel sorry for Boyer. He must have one of the hardest jobs in the nation.
this is the best left fielder in the MLB.
Simpsons filename thread?
>>74591932
no bully please, pray for Mario
>Saturday, March 11
New England Revolution vs Orlando City SC, 2pm EST
Chicago Fire vs Real Salt Lake, 2pm
New York Red Bulls vs Colorado Rapids, 4pm
Philadelphia Union vs Toronto FC, 4:30
Montreal Impact vs Seattle Sounders, 7pm
Houston Dynamo vs Columbus Crew, 8:30
Sporting KC vs FC Dallas, 9pm
San Jose Earthquakes vs Vancouver Whitecaps, 10pm
>Sunday, March 12
NYCFC vs DC United, 2pm EST
Minnesota United FC vs Atlanta United FC, 5pm
LA Galaxy vs Portland Timbers, 7pm
>NASL
http://www.nasl.com/schedule (3/25)
>USL
http://www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedule (3/25)
>NWSL
http://www.nwslsoccer.com/schedule (4/15)
>AYY lmao
http://www.a-league.com.au/results
Fantasy
>>74527584
Previous:
>>74525620
FIRST for SAUNDERS
>>74590318
>tfw someone on the street says they like your red bulls jacket
nth for the memorial of DISKERUD
Last night's match gave me my favorite picture of Messi
>>74582921
he barely did shit in that match though
>>74582925
Still a great picture.
>>74582921
he's still an autist
>pens lineup
RIP everyone 7 Dmen edition
helloo im here toronto won but im not fro toronto lol
Everyone is out with food poisoning and mumps.
Biega as a forward.
Ripperoni pepperoni.
Mexico needs to win to stay alive in Pool D
Puerto Rico can help their chances with a win
Meanwhile Cuba and Israel start second round action in Tokyo
>Puerto Rico
LF Angel Pagan (Free Agent)
SS Francisco Lindor (Cleveland Indians, MLB)
3B Carlos Correa (Houston Astros, MLB)
DH Carlos Beltran (Houston Astros, MLB)
C Yadier Molina (St. Louis Cardinals, MLB)
2B Javier Baez (Chicago Cubs, MLB)
RF Eddie Rosario (Minnesota Twins, MLB)
1B T.J. Rivera (New York Mets, MLB)
CF Reymond Fuentes (Arizona Diamondbacks, AAA)
SP Jorge Lopez (Milwaukee Brewers, MLB)
>Mexico
2B Esteban Quiroz (Leones de Yucatan, MEX)
CF Alex Verdugo (Los Angeles Dodgers, AA) Born in Arizona
DH Luis Juarez (Sultanes de Monterrey, MEX)
1B Adrian Gonzalez (Los Angeles Dodgers, MLB) Born in California
3B Brandon Laird (Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters, NPB) Born in California; 2016 Japan Series MVP
LF Efren Navarro (Detroit Tigers, AAA) Born in Las Vegas
SS Luis Cruz (Yomiuri Giants, NPB)
RF Sebastian Elizalde (Cincinnati Reds, AA)
C Xorge Carrillo (New York Mets, AA)
SP Miguel Gonzalez (Chicago White Sox, MLB)
BORICUAS!!
>First bat turn
>Already a hit
Why even live
Why are we here? Just to suffer?
golden state scrubs vs san antonio literal whos
>>74629709
To watch an implosion
why do i have to make the thread edition
first for zaitzev is a punk
ZAITSEV MAD AF
>Not letting zaitsev stomp the shit out of that faggot ass twink
Cmon ref
BIG
>>74627733
CATALONIAN
BRIBES
Can I have it?
News
>Surtees still dead, as is Jules
>Sauber sandbagging
>/r/formula1 stealing /f1/ content
>Alonso suicide incoming
Australians get mad when this doesn't get posted:
>Winter stream: rabb.it/spf1general
>Countdown to Straya: whenisf1on.com
Trivia question: when was the first time Schumi used red gloves and boots during his comeback at Mercedes?
No googling allowed.
>>74627592
Spa 2011?
>>74627608
Nope.
>you will never love your wife and kids as much as Luis Suarez loves his
>calling your daughter Delfina
>>74618902
>Not evading taxes so you can leave your daughter bigger heritage
Who took the picture
Last of the Preseason games this weekend. Who cares 2bh apparently.
/afl/ on irrelevant "poomunity" watch tbqh
Tipping Fremantle girls to get their first win tonight.
prediction on target as usual....
CARLTON....
Honestly, wtf was he thinking?
Looks like he slipped.
I'll try sliding. That's a good trick.
>>74581340
>blocks his path rather than intentionally foulding him
Should that have been an indirect free kick instead of a penalty?
>Main Card (Fox Sports 1) 10:00pm ET / 7:00pm PT / 3:00am GMT
5 Round Middleweight Main Event:
Vitor Belfort (25-13-0) vs. Kelvin Gastelum (14-2-0)
Light Heavyweight
Maurício Rua (24-10-0) vs. Gian Villante (15-7-0)
Lightweight
Edson Barboza (18-4-0) vs. Beneil Dariush (14-2-0)
Flyweight
Jussier Formiga (19-4-0) vs. Ray Borg (10-2-0)
Women's Bantamweight
Bethe Correia (10-2-0) vs. Marion Reneau (7-3-0)
Welterweight
Tim Means (26-7-1) vs. Alex Oliveira (16-4-1)
>Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1) 8:00pm ET / 5:00pm PT / 1:00am GMT
Lightweight
Francisco Trinaldo (21-4-0) vs. Kevin Lee (14-2-0)
Welterweight
Sérgio Moraes (1-2-1) vs. Davi Ramos (6-1-0)
Bantamweight
Joe Soto (17-5-0) vs. Rani Yahya (23-8-0)
Lightweight
Josh Burkman (28-14-0) vs. Michel Prazeres (21-2-0)
>Fight Pass™ Prelims 7:00pm ET / 4:00pm PT / 12:00am GMT
Featherweight
Rony Jason (14-6-0) vs. Jeremy Kennedy (9-0-0)
Middleweight
Paulo Henrique Costa def. Garreth McLellan via rd 1 TKO
schaub is the best ufc fighter
Schaub is God
vitor will retire tonight
What do you think about the 96 scousers killed at hillsborough? Was it too many, not enough, or just right
trying too hard.
>>74628156
At least I'm not trying too fat
>>74628136
karma for heysel