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Schaub is k-k-killing the game right now

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How will he ever recover?

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Dana vlog https://youtu.be/36YY6i9Fepg

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Slippen Slippard, Sliptain of Slipperpool Slipball Slip.

Esliplished 189Slip

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Wayne Rooney waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were food in the stadium. He didn’t see it. but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Coach were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
Wayne was a soccer player for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the soccer games and he said to dad “I want to be on the field daddy.”
Dad said “No! You will BE KILL BY food”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the stadium of the FIFA he knew there were food.
“This is Coach” the radio crackered. “You must eat he food!”
So Wayne gotted his ball and blew up the wall.
“HE GOING TO EAT US” said the food
“I will shoot at him” said the cyberfood and he fired the rocket missiles. Wayne kicked at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
“No! I must eat the food” he shouted
The radio said “No, Wayne. You are the food”
And then Wayne was a pizza.

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Hey there /sp/, don't mind me just winning the Tour de France again. Oh you thought it was gonna be a actual competition and exciting tour? HAHAHA you're funny, anon. You think a Colombian midget is gonna stop me? Hahaha never I'm team SKY baby, we won't ever let anyone else win the tour. Now just watch the scenery as I stroll my way to Paris.

Don't forget to thank the based Skeltal.

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7 years and Mexicans are still mad

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/OurYear/ starts here

Kick off at 19:45 BST

>Essential Links
http://www.liverpoolfc.com/
https://twitter.com/virgilvdijk
http://sinceevertonwonacup.wixsite.com/1995

>How to Watch
LFCTV & LFCTV GO

>First Half XI:
Karius, Alexander-Arnold, Matip, Lucas, Milner, Henderson, Grujic, Wijnaldum, Ojo, Firmino, Sturridge.

>Second Half XI:
Karius, Clyne, Gomez, Klavan, Flanagan, Stewart, Chirivella, Woodburn, Markovic, Kent, Solanke.

>Additional Subs:
Grabara, Randall.

GET IN HERE

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People watch the NBA and sports generally because people want to watch superhero like humans who are bigger, stronger, faster charge their way to victory

No one watches it to watch the lesssr aesthetically pleasing chucking from an arbitrary line.

Should the NBA get rid of the 3 point line? The sport is dying and they need to shake it up

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DAL: Report: Noel, Mavs 'not close' to a deal
LAL: Caldwell-Pope, Lakers agree to 1-year deal
GS: Jordan Bell racks up 5 steals and 6 blocks
ATL: Dewayne Dedmon agrees to deal w/ Hawks
CHI: Lauri Markkanen drops 20 points w/ 10 boards
UTA: Donovan Mitchell nets 37 points with 8 steals
DET: Rumor: DET-NO discussing Reggie Jackson trade
DET: Report: Caldwell-Pope meets with LAL brass
LAK :Report: Rondo meets with Magic Johnson
SA: Bryn Forbes scores 35 points with six triples
DET: Report: Anthony Tolliver signing with Detroit
ATL: John Collins double-doubles in easy win

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State of Origin Thread

Adjusting prediction to NSW by 6.

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every normie on the planet thinks that mayweather will outbox him but they know nothing of meme magic. they're trying to put logic into something that obviously seems like its from another timeline. i feel like the same forces that got trump elected to save america made this fight happen for some reason that isn't clear yet. but as 3rd degree virgin i can smell all of the arcane energy all over this event.


trust me, conor mcgregor will win this fight. we must meme him into victory.

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Holly shit, why is he such a clown?
I thought the mick was supposed to be the meme element, but this guy was fucking embarrassing yesterday

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I'm a Spurs fan - but also more knowledgable about football than 99% of people on here.

I pray - PRAY - that he can put together another goalscoring season like last year, because surely we will then sell him. And thanks to the hype we'll get a World Record fee.

But he's a bit shit really isn't he?

>Defensive liability. Literally does zero on the defensive end. 1.2 tackles per game in a Poch team. 0.4 interceptions

So, we've established he's a luxury player. He must be a great 10, right? Wrong.

>Genuinely bad passer. 79% pass success, while playing mostly unambitious balls. Just 1.4 Key Passes per game. For comparison, De Bruyne has a 90% success rate and double the key passes. Ozil, Mata, Eriksen and others are closer to De Bruyne than Alli

He's a luxury player without much luxury.

>Just 39 touches per game on average. Fewer touches than most strikers, and almost half that of comparable Number 10s

He is Mr Invisible. He has made a name out of scoring goals from midfield, but the truth is, he's not a midfielder. He's not even a 10. Let's just call him what he is...he's a Forward who's only talent is scoring goals. It's a nice talent to have, sure, but he's not even that great at it. Considering he does literally nothing else at a high level, is 17 goals really a great return? It's not. But he has people fooled...and I hope it stays that way for another season.

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What did he mean by this?