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ITT: encounters with football pros 2017-07-23 03:47:13 Post No.77272166
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ITT: encounters with football pros
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2017-07-23 03:47:13
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>be me
>greatest football talent in my city (i play CAM)
>starting XI for a 2nd bundesliga team at age 17
>its summer break
>we go to our training camp
>due to some reason arsenal trains there with us
>i see all famous players
>sanchez, özil, coquelin, giroud etc.
>we start practicing passes and do some running drills
>my team mates push me into starting some shit with the arsenal players
>get nervous but realize i can't let them down
>see sanchez alone, somewhat away from the rest of his team
>he does some step overs to improve his foot work, i dunno lol
>walk over to him slowly while doing some dribbles
>i tell him "hey sanches, your shoes are open, be careful"
>while he crouches to tie his shoes i run up to him with the ball and do a rainbow flick over his head
>he gets so angry his face turns red
>yells something spanish at me
>laugh and go into the locker room with my team mates
shit was too funny
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I saw once Rubén Baraja in the hotel where I used to work and asked him for an autograph for my dad
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Hilarious, OP. Tell it again.
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>>77272166
>thinks people will believe this
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/trans/ - Every move is a big move if you use your imagination edition 2017-07-23 03:42:15 Post No.77272102
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/trans/ - Every move is a big move if you use your imagination edition
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Rumours:
>Barcelona are ready to offer £80m for Liverpool and Brazil midfielder Philippe Coutinho, 25. (Sunday Mirror)
Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp says Coutinho is "comfortable" at the club after holding talks with the player amid Barca's interest. (ESPN FC)
>Barcelona believe signing playmaker Coutinho could help keep his 25-year-old international team-mate Neymar, who has been linked with a move to Paris St-Germain. (Mail on Sunday)
PSG are increasingly confident of signing forward Neymar for £196m from Barcelona, with the Brazilian supposedly having agreed a contract worth £27m a year after tax. (Sunday Express)
>Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has denied forward Alexis Sanchez, 28, is on the verge of a £70m move to Paris St-Germain. (Standard)
Liverpool and Manchester City are still in the race to sign 18-year-old Monaco forward Kylian Mbappe. (Le 10 Sport, via Star on Sunday)
>Real Madrid boss Zinedine Zidane believes forward Cristiano Ronaldo "is going to stay" with the club after reports he wanted to leave Spain following tax fraud allegations. (Independent)
Chelsea will make a formal offer for Arsenal midfielder Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain within the next 48 hours but face competition from Manchester City for the 23-year-old. (Sunday Express)
>The Stamford Bridge club have spent nearly £130m this summer but Blues boss Antonio Conte says they need to make more signings to improve the quality of the squad. (Sunday Telegraph)
Manchester United are confident of signing Chelsea midfielder Nemanja Matic, 28, after missing out on Tottenham's Eric Dier, 23. (Guardian)
>United's £60m pursuit of Paris St-Germain midfielder Marco Verratti, 24, is on hold, because the French club want 21-year-old forward Anthony Martial in return. (Sunday Mirror)
Barcelona forward Lionel Messi, 30, has told the club to buy 23-year-old Juventus striker Paulo Dybala. (Don Balon, via Goal)
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lads
LADS
>poop
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cum
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Who /a/ here
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Was he elite or shit?
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Shit
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Much more fluid, skilled and exciting than LeBrick's boring statpadding memeball.
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Marca say Neymar will sign six-year PSG deal on £500,000 a week. Total cost £352m. £196m release clause + £156m wages
The Amerifats cry as he tries to convince neymar to stay
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Thought bottom pic was Ronaldo kek.
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is this the point of no return /sp/?
some literally who to liverpool for like 80m+
nerman to PSG for like 190
barca will then overspend on his replacement, probably like 120 on someone average
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https://youtu.be/4K1q9Ntcr5g
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Season is begin
Altach (good guys) vs Austria Wien
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>>77271350
Good guys are now up 2-0
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>Westermann already shat the bed twice
WEW
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>>77271471
>Viennese clubs think that signing a 70 year old center back will help beat the likes of mighty altach and Red Bull (tm) Salzburg
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Have they turned the Champions League into a joke
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>>77271287
yes, realmad has
not sure what that other logo is
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Not their fault rest of the teams fall for the pacy negro meme instead of going for the skillful moor
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>>77271287
>it's our fault the European leagues are a joke
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For me, It's Conor McGregor
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For me it's xavi
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For me it's Jaap Stam
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>>77271173
John Podesta?
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It's over isn't it
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>>77270767
Dybala out
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>>77270767
>Buffon is old
>Ausfag already killed himself
>soon kicked out of /holyalliance/
pretty much
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Who should replace Neymar?
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>>77270283
Gabriel Jesus
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Mmbob
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Me
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He shits on messi
Anyone who's actually played football knows this
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Being a child is thinking Messi is better. Adulthood is realizing Ronnie is the GOAT
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>you need to have played football for your opinion to be valid
>85% of spuh have never played football in an actual team
Smart, anon. Real smart.
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Was it autism?
https://youtu.be/c7oOfRE5yRM
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>>77270005
La bonba
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what is that on gary's head?
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>>77270005
the fucking state of spee
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Was he elite or shit? 2017-07-23 11:21:59 Post No.77269616
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Elite, best striker of his time
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>>77269616
Best striker of the 2000s
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He was great. Actually Dolberg kinda looks to be a player like him.
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It's been 17 years and nobody since then has made a dunk this aesthetic and nice to watch. Dunks today might be more physically impressive but nobody has Carter's finesse.
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OP is a fat fuck
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OP is a spanish fat fuck
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Roy Hibbert's Stone Hands (ID: !6EUHXbHFpc)
2017-07-23 01:14:56
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>>77269582
paul george did a better one in game. fuck off
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There's a tie on the all time USMNT Goal record. Which player do you prefer?
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i seriously love clint dempsey
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>>77269562
Brian McBride
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Dempsey has a better team, donavon is unironcally better.
both are complete irrelevant ass so it really doesnt matter
Is he on dope or not?
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>>77269497
No, just good Jamacian food
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>>77269544
I'm pretty sure he said he ate nothing but chicken mcnuggets at Beijing olympics
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>>77269497
>yfw if he ran properly Bolt could have been even faster
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/20/sports/olympics/usain-bolt-stride-speed.html