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You are owner of your restaurant when suddenly this guy slaps your chef's ass. What do?
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Serve him up and watch him choke.
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Serve him an overcooked cut of beef and watch him...
...choke.
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put a release clause on the ravioli
>scores consistently for France
>still hated and booed
Why?
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Prolly because he looks like a douche
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He is white.
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>>76433900
Because he's not muslim.
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>when?
20:45
>who?
Sweden - France
>where?
Friends Arena, Stockholm
>why?
World Cup Qualifiers, group A
>ref?
Martin Atkinson (Anglo)
>stream?
when the match starts there will be stream
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winner of this match has the best chance to win the group
>holland
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>Robin Olsen – Mikael Lustig, Victor Nilsson Lindelöf, Andreas Granqvist, Ludwig Augustinsson – Jimmy Durmaz, Jakob Johansson, Albin Ekdal, Emil Forsberg – Marcus Berg, Ola Toivonen.
>Berg, Toivonen
JUST
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>Hugo Lloris – Djibril Sidibé, Raphaël Varane, Laurent Koscielny, Benjamin Mendy – Blaise Matuidi, Paul Pogba – Moussa Sissoko, Antoine Griezmann, Dimitri Payet – Olivier Giroud
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>there will never be another Ronaldinho
Why even continue living?
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that's the face of a man who's eaten too much sopa de macaco
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>>76433578
he's top 100 for sure, probably
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>>76433616
>top 100 for sure
Are you for real?
At hi peak, Ronaldinho was beyond anything before and after.
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Now Zlatan İbraimoviç is injured who will we get?
>Griezman
>Belloti
>Benzama
>Mbape
>Suariz
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Balotelli
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>>76433408
Messi for 200
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>>76433423
Marlo Balotelli is mediocre.
>>76433425
Messy is too weak for Epl.
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2 days until we completely, utterly, assuredly dominate, enslave, humiliate, embarrass, annihilate and wipe the North American country and nation of Mexico (also known as: los Estados Unidos Mexicanos) and the Mexican people off the face of the Earth (The only planet known to contain sentient life that is part of the Sol system located in the Milky Way galaxy of the Orion arm, which in turn is located in the Local Group Clusters which in turn is in the Virgo Supercluster) with the United States of America's weapons of mass destruction - in the form of Christian "the American Messi" PulisGOD first of his name (PBUH), John "the Berlin Wall" Brooks and Bobby "Beaner Killer" Wood - in the historic Azteca stadium and regain our King James old testament based Abrahamic Judeo-Christian non-Arabic Islamic God given, constitutionally interpreted and endowed, U.S Supreme court ruled, American military Nato and U.N favored, philosophically and morally inclined, God Emperor, his Majesty the 45th President of the most powerful country on God's Green Earth Donald John Trump (PBUH) backed right as number 1 of the Concacaf Fifa federation.
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>this shitty thread again
This is now a Kornheiser thread
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DOS
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why is the american frog white
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So like does he realize that he's nothing but a running joke? Like, the only reason he gets any sort of media attention is because the things he says are so outlandish that the rest of us just shake our heads in disbelief that this nigger could be so fucking delusional?
Most recently he said MJ would only score 2 points against him in a 1-on-1 LOL
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>>76433078
The more people pay attention to him because of the retarded shit he says, the more people know about his sons and his meme brand.
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>>76433078
t. baby dick baller posting from inside his crib.
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>>76433078
Ucla should just say fuck you and not give the 3rd kid a scholarship
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lmfao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6Cn8Gfiz90
N O R G E
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blokerer din vej
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>>76433028
They played soccer during World War 1?
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>>76434092
They were both pussies that didn't participate
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>visit /sp/
>every thread is football with 5 replies
What went wrong?
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>>76432976
Go to /asp/
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>>76432993
It's just as bad
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>>76432976
The board was invaded by people passionate about football.
Too bad for amerifat customers
>According to a Wall Street Journal study of four recent broadcasts, and similar estimates by researchers, the average amount of time the ball is in play on the field during an NFL game is about 11 minutes.
>In other words, if you tally up everything that happens between the time the ball is snapped and the play is whistled dead by the officials, there's barely enough time to prepare a hard-boiled egg. In fact, the average telecast devotes 56% more time to showing replays.
>So what do the networks do with the other 174 minutes in a typical broadcast? Not surprisingly, commercials take up about an hour. As many as 75 minutes, or about 60% of the total air time, excluding commercials, is spent on shots of players huddling, standing at the line of scrimmage or just generally milling about between snaps.
>In the four broadcasts The Journal studied, injured players got six more seconds of camera time than celebrating players.
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>>76432848
>>According to a Wall Street Journal study of four recent broadcasts, and similar estimates by researchers, the average amount of time the ball is in play on the field during an NFL game is about 11 minutes.
>>In other words, if you tally up everything that happens between the time the ball is snapped and the
>play is whistled dead by the officials, there's barely enough time to prepare a hard-boiled egg. In fact, the average telecast devotes 56% more time to showing replays.
>>So what do the networks do with the other 174 minutes in a typical broadcast? Not surprisingly, commercials take up about an hour. As many as 75 minutes, or about 60% of the total air time, excluding commercials, is spent on shots of players huddling, standing at the line of scrimmage or just generally milling about between snaps.
>>In the four broadcasts The Journal studied, injured players got six more seconds of camera time than celebrating players.
Very good post
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>>76432848
>Wall Street Journal
Stopped reading there
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hate anime
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The biggest battle in /sp/ history
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United > Celta > Madrid
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>>76432881
W-Woah and Real Madrid 4-1 Juve too!? How will Juve customers ever recover?
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El Customerico.
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/tennis/ - Roland Garros/French Open - Grand Slam Men's Semifinals 2017-06-09 03:47:21 Post No.76432156
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/tennis/ - Roland Garros/French Open - Grand Slam Men's Semifinals
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Rafael Nadal vs Dominic Thiem
Murray BTFO, Stan waits in the final
Official Site Links
Draws: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/draws/index.html
Schedule: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/schedule/index.html
Livescores: http://www.rolandgarros.com/en_FR/scores/index.html
http://www.scoreboard.com/en/tennis/
Official Stream (geoblocked outside France):
http://www.francetvsport.fr/roland-garros/
TV:
Europe - Eurosport
USA - Tennis Channel, NBC
Stats:
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2017/atp-men/
http://www.tennisexplorer.com/french-open/2017/wta-women/
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>>76432156
Let's go boys.
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I'm tired of this spanish stream
any acestreams with english commentary?
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3-0 Nadal, dubs confirm.
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Nice time to have my favourite hand.
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>>76432141
The most respectful man. Can
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>hey guys, take a photo of me
>hold on, you're reflecting onto the table, go away
>I'm going to borrow your chips, just stack them up over here
>ok, now just let me pose
>and....now
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/friendly/ Russia vs Chile 2017-06-09 03:46:08 Post No.76432139
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/friendly/ Russia vs Chile
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Starts in 15 bings
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Stream where? also we got this.
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are you guys sending your a team?
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does vidal play?
he should be careful to chimpout there, otherwise he might find himself in a gulag
How do we improve /sp/ ?
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didn't read lmao
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I'll improve it if I stop posting, but I won't
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Range ban gypsies