Post your favorite team, /sp/
Go to plebbit for news, y'all faggots should've already made a thread
Real talk. Whos better?
Can we get a people dump so I can prep for tomorrow?
>When is this meme going to be exposed for what he is....
We all know the real cause to all these hurricanes. The question becomes which NFL QB are we going to send up to stop him? Cam?
Hahaha! Midwest masterteam reporting in!
>yfw da GULLS are staying up this year
Hello /sp/. Just a friendly reminder that Golden Tate's infamous catch was legitimate. How you might ask? Let's look at the rules:
When a player jumps in the air for a ball, it's not a catch until the player gets down with both feet in bounds. This is straight from the NFL rule book.
"A player (or players) jumping in the air has not legally gained possession of the ball until he satisfies the elements of a catch listed here:
Rule 8, Section 1, Article 3 of the NFL Rule Book defines a catch:
A forward pass is complete (by the offense) or intercepted (by the defense) if a player, who is inbounds:
(a) secures control of the ball in his hands or arms prior to the ball touching the ground; and
(b) touches the ground inbounds with both feet or with any part of his body other than his hands; and
(c) maintains control of the ball long enough, after (a) and (b) have been fulfilled, to enable him to perform any act common to the game (i.e., maintaining control long enough to pitch it, pass it, advance with it, or avoid or ward off an opponent, etc.)"
The phrase "has not legally gained possession" is very important here. Jennings definitely has more of the ball than Tate, but Jennings doesn't have "possession" as defined by the NFL yet.
Remember, he needs to get both feet down and have control for a few moments. Between the time he first gets his hands on the ball and gets to the ground, Tate has already established possession.
1. Tate had a hand on the ball at the same time Jennings did.
2. He gets more of his hand on the ball along with Jennings.
3. Both of Tate's feet touch the ground before Jennings' do.
Tldr: Packers got assfucked and it was legal.
Mfw my cross country team kicks me out of their group chat for posting too many memes
Why do a lot of College Football games end up in blowouts compared to the relatively close and low scoring NFL games?
There are objectively better schools and conferences that pretty much always remain good. When you get a school like Alabama playing some random school that's never even played in a bowl game, destruction happens. They do it because the smaller schools get revenue from it anyway.
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