ITT: terrible, terrible signings
90m for Pogba is a far better deal than what, 60m for these two?
What the FUCK were Dortmund thinking
one has no heart the other has no talent
schurrle was never good
>>74486934
FATZE
>>74486934
Is that Eleven from Stranger Things?
1-1
Rojo
King (pen)
Surman sent off
No to anime
1st for Zlatan was Innocent
United 7 - 1 Bournemum
Get in here, it just started
haha time for BJÖRGENWINSLOL
First for Diggins
lel, apparently Finns are not the only ones who know how to trip
>Zlatan Ibrahimovic's Facebook fan page has more likes than Manchester City's
>Zlatan 26m
>Shitty 23m
How does this make you feel ABU's? Citeh absolutely BTFO, Manchester is Red
>>74485216
My kebab order is running late, get back to work Amir
how many likes did he have before joining united senpai
>>74485247
Zero
How would /sp/ react if this happens?
>>74485123
No way it's happening though, he will never wear that stache again
With a lot of confusion, since there are 4 teams in England alone that are better than Liverpool and can offer him higher wages.
>>74485132
>4
This is bait
Man Utd: De Gea, Valencia, Jones, Rojo, Shaw, Carrick, Pogba, Mata, Rooney, Martial, Ibrahimovic
Subs: Romero, Blind, Smalling, Fellaini, Herrera, Lingard, Rashford
Bournemouth: Boruc, Smith, Cook, Mings, Daniels, Surman, Arter, Fraser, Pugh, King, Afobe
Subs: Allsop, Cargill, Smith, Gosling, Ibe, Wilshere, Gradel
Starts in 1 hour
*wins penalty*
>>74484899
>Pugh, King
dubs manure lose 2-0
For me, it's Қaйpaт FC
First title of the year more to come. lifelong Kahpat here.
For me, it's Club Presidente Hayes.
Carpet you said?
For me
>"oh!! didnt see you there! ;) lets train after this, ok?"
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wat do??
I don't know. what do you normally do in these situations, britfags?
Maybe you just massage his incredible and luscious breast muscles?
what is this, and who the fuck is he? I don't even know who he is
He looks like an young African male, who managed to escape the futbol slavery system agreement between your European soccer teams and the continent of Africa. How do I maneuver within this?
Lets train our forward instrad of crab passes Ngolo
train what?
>3 pointer
>3 pointer
>3 pointer
>lay up
>3 pointer
>3 pointer
>lay up
>3 pointer
What the hell happened to the NBA?
>>74483194
Like every other professional sport, it's evolved and will continue to change moving forward...what don't you idiots understand about this? That and rule changes
>>74483194
Modern NBA defenses make it harder for a mid range jumper to be worthwhile percentage wise. Makes more sense to spam alley oops and 3s to maximize offensive efficiency.
>>74483301
Found the Warriors fan
After last weekend kicked off the spring classics in Belgium in brilliant style, we now arrive in Italy for the Strade Bianche. At only 175km, it is significantly shorter than most classics and is usually ridden at a very fast pace. All the classics favourites are here as the race is worldtour this year.
Rain is forecast lads, so the gravel roads are going to get very spicy.
I am /hype/ as fuck for this one desu, with based Fabian not here its going to be open as fuck. Classics guys can win it, but guys like Nibali or Dumoulin could also very well win it.
Its likely to be the most beautiful race of the season.
both GVA and Sep Vanmarcke told Sporza that they feel like they can win it today. Finish is a 600m climb at 9.2% average. I dont see that big farmers boy Sep going up that kind of incline desu.
>tfw no Italian races on sporza
Can't really look past Sagan or Van Avermaet here either. Stybar or Vakoc maybe? The final climb isn't steep/long enough for Nibali or Dumoulin
Based Bolivia.
Post more based stadium locations.
>tfw missi can't breathe here lol pussy boi
your fat fuck leaf ass would fucking suffocate halfway there
>>74482473
Go sleep dude lol kek
>be Argentine
>stop breathing
Nikola Jokic
6'10, 250 pounds. Averages 15 points, 9 rebounds, 5 assists, shoots 57% from the field, 81% from the free throw line, 37% from 3pt range, 0.8 blocks, 0.8 steals, only 22 years old.
http://www.espn.com/nba/player/stats/_/id/3112335/nikola-jokic
>Denver
No one gets up for Denver
Dikembe was an all time & his time in Denver was a joke.
>>74481754
nah senpai its Porzingis
>>74481754
>denver
Look, I'm a denver fan but I got no hopes for the team
>Next year
>All-star numbers, average near triple dub
>traded for a couple of washed up veterans and a 1st rd draft pick
>1st rd draft pick traded for yet another wing
screen cap, this will happen
>7 - 1
what did they mean by this?
good one
>>74479300
Asian grills are so fucking hot, I'd 7-1 them in the pussy with my dick
>>74479391
7-1
why does he cut inside?
One trick pony.
The better question is, why dont you?
>>74477006
He's a two-trick pony. Sometimes he passes to Lahm who crosses it to Lewandowski.
http://www.si.com/mlb/2017/02/23/simpsons-homer-bat-mlb
>Unless, of course, my nine all-stars fall victim to nine separate misfortunes and are unable to play tomorrow. But that will never happen. Three misfortunes, that's possible. Seven misfortunes, there's an outside chance. But nine misfortunes? I'd like to see that
>>74476448
>2000s NYY
PITT
THE
ELDER