For me it's Ximelez, without whom Castolo would be complete shit
>poo evo
>Libermann
>is a libero
woah
>>76546320
>not rating Minanda
/spa/ edition
weebs
fuck
off
HOC BTFO
https://www.nhl.com/news/greatest-nhl-logos-of-all-time/c-289861934?tid=282169076
>>76541706
>ranking pedosota
When the war in Syria started, tensions rose in my country. You could tell this wasn't gonna be a short skermish. We knew it would last years, and with, more and more Syrian migrants would move on over to Lebanon, a country much, much smaller than Syria itself.
They started flocking in, they took up space and food, both rarities in an already overpopulated nation. Our corrupt government welcomed them with open arms. Electricity got even shittier, petrol got more expensive, and places in schools for Lebanese kids were being taken up by the rich families of Syrians who held radical views against the country that Assad's father tried to wipe off the map.
Gone were the days of being murdered at a checkpoint just because you were Christian, but they were flocking en masse, and my family and I knew that this would only bring about more and more terrorist attacks, as it did.
I've been living in a country that fails to provide me with any support for my education, ruled by the same outdated farts that were in power during the civil war. I spend hours on a shitty public transportation system to get into a Syrian controlled area because that's where my university is.
However, with all that aside, I'll be damned if I don't stay and fight for my rights here. It's a garbage place to call home, but fuck, it's home.
After a long day of a seemingly endless cycle, I finally get him to my dog, pour myself a glass of whiskey and unwind. I open my laptop, flipping through the same usual sites that I browse. A little slice of comfort in a life spiraling out of control.
I'm a big sports fan. So naturally, I'd be checking sports news fairly regularly. Every time, /sp/. Every. Fucking. Time. I find myself coming back to this place because it's familiar ground. It's a clusterfuck, but it's has its fair share of comedy gold.
And then I see it.
"LMAO Does anyone actually think that Ronaldo"
(cont.)
My hands start shaking. I know exactly what this thread is gonna be about before I finish. I can't keep reading. But I have no choice. The TSUUUUUUUUS begin resonating. The obsession with this fucboi has a genuine claim for mental insanity.
The stats start getting posted.
>HE SCORED A BRACE AGAINST LOS POLAMOS
>B-B-B-UT HE'S NOT GAY
>HES OBVIOUSLY THE BEST WHO THE FUCK ELSE DO YOU KNOW HAS A BF% OF 0.2
No, Messi fanboys, don't rejoice just yet.
The only thing sadder than worshiping this semen draining poof is your idolizing of a spic manlet who took 30 years to grow a beard. If I pumped as many steroids as they fed that bastard when he was a child, I'd be shitting actual, literal, bars of coal.
>MUH GREATEST EVER GOALSCORER
>HAHAHA AT LEAST HE IS NOT LE GAY LIKE CUMNALDO
>AL-BARCELONA AL HALAL AL ALAHU AKBAR IS THE PEAK OF FOOTBALL
Stop it. Enough. Get a fucking hold of your lives you degenerate fucks. What motivates you to wake up in the morning and post the same tirades day in and day out? Are you ACTUALLY trying to convince people you'll never meet in your lives, on a Bhutanese cock & ball torture forum, that one of these overpaid divas is BETTER than the other?
You know what the problem is? You've created the narrative of us against them.
It's either Messi or Ronaldo for you. One of them is the righteous king, idolized by an intelligent fanbase, and the other has the ability of a newborn foal who wouldn't make the top 25,000 of all time.
This is where you're wrong. You are all the same. There will NEVER be a winner. Once it's all said and done, there will only be losers. The idiots who post this trash on an hourly basis.
Please, please, please stop this.
ok but messi is better than ronaldo right?
a fucking pine tree
old thred >>76502798
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messi his tsunami edition
first for mitch a shit
>>76522365
second for the same
>>76522486
4rd for >dartford
>>76473787
poshn
What beer do you like the most when watching sports?
I thought beer was haram.
I live in Canada where alcohol costs ten times the price of civilized countries, so whatever's on sale or whatever is "cheap" yet doesn't taste like urine. Pic related is what I usually get (still costs more than the most premium beer in the states)
>8 children
>Rivers, a devout Roman Catholic, married his junior high school sweetheart, Tiffany, in 2001. She converted to the Catholic faith. They have eight children,[74][75]
literally a modern day Cesare Borgia
>two kids
>isn't a crazy Christian like Rivers or a Teboq one
>better team
>better uniforms
>Savior of Raider Nation wound up being some nice guy who calls people sir and mam
>Rivers closed his foundation after shady dealing
>Derek's hospital work is flourishing
>LA Chargers
>playing at a soccer warehouse
Oh my kek!
>>76558336
Fuck people like him. The world doesn't need more people and #'s 4-8 weren't any more special than just the 3 by themselves. Destroying the earth for no good reason. At least the criminally uneducated have that excuse.
Which do you prefer and why, /sp/?
>>76556068
Under Armour
because fuck commies
>>76556090
>Under Armour
*tips crucifix*
big baller brand
also nike
Having narrowly avoided a Bettmandors cup, can someone please reassure me that this fake, corporate, born-yesterday (((millennial))) (((social media-driven))) nu hockey shit fanbase won't be back deep in the playoffs next year.
i cant take another year of watching goalies get heckled when the home team is down by multiple goals. i just cant
>>76555319
This isn't a "born again fanbase" with "ebic millenials!".
This franchise at least has fans that care about the team. They've supported them through the thick and thin, and they're good to watch also
>>76555453
http://www.tennessean.com/story/money/2017/05/24/10-years-after-predators-nearly-left-town-nashville-celebrates-stanley-cup-final/340116001/
i want to say you're all trying to hide this from us, but my real guess is that none of you even know enough about the predators to know how pathetic they were
Pineda vs. Shoemaker
NEW YORK
1. Brett Gardner (L) LF
2. Aaron Hicks (S) CF
3. Aaron Judge (R) DH
4. Matt Holliday (R) 1B
5. Starlin Castro (R) 2B
6. Gary Sanchez (R) C
7. Didi Gregorius (L) SS
8. Chase Headley (S) 3B
9. Rob Refsnyder (R) RF
LA
1. Cameron Maybin (R) CF
2. Kole Calhoun (L) RF
3. Albert Pujols (R) DH
4. Yunel Escobar (R) 3B
5. Luis Valbuena (L) 1B
6. Andrelton Simmons (R) SS
7. Eric Young Jr. (S) LF
8. Danny Espinosa (S) 2B
9. Juan Graterol (R) C
anyone else feel kind of bad for this man?
>comes closer than any team that isn't the GSW or Cavs to winning a ring in like the last 3 years
>loses the team's best player, and all hopes at winning a ship with it
>his ownership really does fuckall to fill the void, just keep cashing those cheques, they'll sell out every game regardless
>puts up one of the most individually impressive seasons in the last decade, maybe since kobe was absolutely lighting it up in the early 00s, but maybe even longer than that, I cant remember the numbers off the top of my head
>all anyone talks about in regards to him is the fact that durant ditched him
>watches his former teammate win a ring with one of his biggest rivals
>no one cares about his MVP trophy
and then, to top it all off;
>shaqtin' a fool
like fuck, if he weren't getting paid an astronomical amount of money to play sports, I'd probably say it isn't worth it
>>76554425
What does westbrook have to do with shaqtin a fool?
Hopefully, it'll push him and his teammates harder. It was painful watching him carry the entire team on his back.
>>76554425
he's obviously a colossal asshole, so no I don't feel sorry for him at all
How do you fix The Association?
Make Dennis Rodman the NBA commissioner
Make the Lakers great again
>>76553940
Disband it
According to Jordan fags, Jordan is GOAT because he never lost in the Finals even though LeBron made it there several more times.
By this logic, Eli Manning is GOAT because he never lost in the Super Bowl even though Brady made it there several more times. But we all know that's horseshit.
Checkmate Jordanfags
>>76553937
Not an apehoop fan, but from what I know, Jordan has more finals wins than LeBron?
Brady was 2-0 in his first 2 superbowls too.
Had LeBron won 6 titles in his first 6 then lost the next 2, you could call him GOAT.
>>76553937
That would only make sense if Eli was 6-0.
>>76553937
leshit has been on a superteam for like 8 straight years
>8 free trips to the finals
>3 rings
>3/8
>GOAT
1. Delino DeShields (R) LF
2. Shin-Soo Choo (L) DH
3. Nomar Mazara (L) RF
4. Adrian Beltre (R) 3B
5. Rougned Odor (L) 2B
6. Jonathan Lucroy (R) C
7. Joey Gallo (L) 1B
8. Jurickson Profar (S) SS
9. Jared Hoying (L) CF
1. George Springer (R) RF
2. Jose Altuve (R) 2B
3. Carlos Correa (R) SS
4. Carlos Beltran (S) DH
5. Brian McCann (L) C
6. Marwin Gonzalez (S) 3B
7. Yuli Gurriel (R) 1B
8. Derek Fisher (L) LF
9. Jake Marisnick (R) CF
Odor is the best manlet on the field
>>76553751
He will (probably) get beaned tonight
Tfw Astros pitching is leet
Game 3, series tied 1-1
>dont get BTFO at record setting proportions again edition
>Evan White
What did he ever do to the Mariners? Why do they have to ruin his career like this?
>>76553559
be good at baseball
MITCH! How is he so good