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TAP IN FROM OFFSIDE NO MATTER WHAT WHAT

Can't wait until laliga-a-poli comes to light and we Madrid and farça in la segunda.

If I wanted to listen to howler monkeys screeching, I'd just go to the zoo.

What a fucking shame, thank god I stopped watching SC years ago. It sure has gone down the drain.

the face of espn

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>le go 2 months without a goal then score 5 against sunderland man
>one of the best strikers in the world

>>75346976
>More than Costa/Aguero/Ibra/Kane.

>>75347008
yeah, more goals against Sunderland, Hull and Swansea

Everton is his level. he isn't good enough technically to play for a big team

>>75346627
Nope

>>75346627
Starting a game of hangman with an F is pretty poor

>>75346627
I thought he was acquitted? Why was he still in prison?

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>Be disgusting faggot murderous Mexican except with some sports talent
>Kill self
So what you're telling me is that literally any success or responsibility is too much for a subhuman and they just kill themself?

Holy shit, is this real?

He dindu nuffin

Press S for SPIC

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>>75346546
or suicide, i guess

>>75346421
only after he dies

kek looks like patton oswalt from the thumbnail
no pete won't get in even after he's dead
nor should he
voters are hardasses and always will be

i thought hes already in the WWE hall of fame

>>75346163
>marijuana
>harmless

>>75346254
Haven't you heard? Weed cures cancer man.

>>75346265
ayy lmao

>>75346118
First for Dortmund's promotion to the semi's.

goooooooooooooooooood merning

>tfw robbed but the whole world agrees for once

feels good

>>75346002
>I saw on multiple films that Americans grow up playing soccer until highschool

Unless you're an unathletic manlet, it won't be said (male) child's first sport.

Furthermore, most parents put kids into soccer to basically act as a babysitter. It's not taken seriously at the youth levels like Pee-Wee football and Little League baseball. Soccer basically exists as an excuse for kids to run around and burn off energy, like tag.

truth is the system is slanted in a way that those who can pay can play, thus leaving out a large percentage of talent. scouting is pretty bad except for a few mls club academies and some kids are poached by mexican teams who have a much more robust scouting network.
finally, the sport has competition here with other bigger sports, it's not a religion like in other countries.

Thats completely wrong though

All american parents make their kids play at least one year soccer. Its the easiest and cheapest sport to pIay and the least dangerous injury wise. If the kids show any type of athleticism their parents will put them in a real sport the next year. If not they get a recorder and a fedora.

I'll start.

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>>75345962
Ţ̷̵͎̳̞̣͍̖̗̰͓͙͉͂̐̎̄̋͋̒͐̑͒̒̕͘S̛͓̮̱̗̺̍̽̒̒́ͅͅS̸͇̰̭̪̥̙̮ͩ͐̋͐ͧ̿͛̄ͬ̀̎̋̀͝͝S̡̰̪̦͉̰̬͓̰̹̥̭̟̟͈̟͈͈͉͛̇̓ͬ͌͗̋̒ͯ̒̎̐ͣ̈́͌ͮ̀͜͝͠S̸̸̷͖̻̱͙̻̱͇̩̘ͩͪ̏̃ͮ̂̓̆͌̎͆̓͐ͨ̂̂̇̎͡Ş̛̯͕̗͗͋̽ͪ̈́̅ͭ̀̎ͪ̃̅͊̃̀S̨̢͔̥̪̬̘̦̤̞̙̜͖̹̳̠̆ͭ̈̋̂ͤ́͐̈́͒ͮͧ͜S̺͍͚̯̻̺͍̖̜̗͓̀ͭ̄ͨ̈́ͪ̓̑̍͐̊̽͗̃͊ͤ͐ͫ́̚͡Ș̫̱͕̙̮͔͍̌̀ͧ̋̆̌ͨ͛͊̓̿͗͘̕U̴̢͔̰̮̹͕̱̍̊ͯ̾̌ͤ̉̋̿ͭͪ͗͊̇̏̌ͯ̀͘͟Ų̴̢͕̮̤̱̟̺̤͍̜̞͕͙̝̮̅͆̍̈́ͨͩͨͫ̿͆̔ͯ͋ͭ̎͊͡U̶̯͇̬̘̝ͨ̓̊͂̏͝U̧̡̡̜͎̜͉̻̗͖̳ͮͩ̈́̐̈͛ͬ͐̓̄͑́Ṳ̶̡̡̣̤̗̬̣̻̙̖̗̞͕̤̻̮͚̮̲̫̋͂͑ͬ̈̀̋̇̑̓ͫͦͦͭ͊̀̕U̷̧̼̹̲͓̗͔̭͚̪̥̻̻̗̓̓ͨ͆̈̇͐̄̍͐͑̐͆͐ͧ́ͪ͢Ų̬͈̼̗̭̬̺̘̗̰̗̫̼̖̹͍̖͗̑̎̃̊̌̔͛̈́̂̓̀́͢͢U̸̡̹͙̻͙̲̗̮̻̗ͮ͂̃̆͋̋́̄́ͤ̐ͣ̾̋̎U̟͕͈̹͉̝͋̓̇̂͌̑͗̊́ͮ̈́̉̕͜U̧̙̜̜̮͚͉̖̩̽͂̐ͧ͒ͧ̕͜͝ͅƯ̸̤̠̪̪̤̤͓̎̄͗͂̈́̏͑͒ͩ̌͡ͅU̢̼̗̣̫̿ͧ̃͊ͭ̑̏̏̌͌̃ͣͦ̍̾ͮ̋͟ͅṴ̵̸̧̖̻̪̲̺̮̩͔͇̗̮̽̐̋̽̌̿͌̈́̃ͬͭͧ͛ͧ͝U̧̙̩͕̥͈͓͚͍̙͈̬̪͎͉ͨ̾̂̑ͯ̌͆U̸̦͔͓̦̰̣̲̩̘̝̖͕̹̙̩͇̪̐̌ͣ̏ͮ̀U̞̠̱̣͓̳̗̝̲̩̞̼̙̝̦̇͑̿͛̿̚͢Ư̸̻͍̖͈͖̝͚̲̩̫̟̪̩ͪ̐ͦͧ͋̇̂͆́͜ͅͅŲ̸̰̩͙̭̠̹̗̳͕̜̥̱̖͉͙̲̻̰̊͆̐͐̓ͬ̇͊̉ͅU̸̶̶̮̦̘̱̠̜̲̰͚̪ͮ̄̿̂̃͒̒͛̂̈ͤ̍̈́ͬ̀ͅU̵̮͎̣̮͚̹̭͉͍͈͇̥̣̿ͤͭ͊ͦͦ͊̏̔ͦ͘͝U̡̗̬̻̼̹̙̩̒ͩ̎ͤ͆͗͜͞Ủ͔̼͓͈̱̪͈̲̹͙̻̯̰ͨ̑ͭͬ̌̎́U̴̶͔͉̲̱͙̭͇̗̙̩̇ͭ̾̃̇ͣ̄̐͒͂̈́͜U̷̺̬̘̙̱̻̩͔̭ͯ̀́̓ͪ́͂ͮ̂͑̏̈͂̚͞ͅU̴̵͕̦̣̘̞̥͚͈̰̙̪̠̪̠̯͕͕̥ͤ͂ͣͯͫ̐̃̕͢ͅU͍͉̱̤̇̊̆ͫ̎̈͒͌̒ͦ̋̆̈́̆̚͢͢͝U̢͎̬̱͓̱͈̫̙̯̱̤̞̙͑̊ͩ̑͒̏̆̈́͗ͦ̏̎

Good thread.

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make one soccer general like how there's only one hockey general

THKKKKEEEUUUPPPPP

>>75345902
bring back thumb threads

>>75345889
>evil

>>75345898
>jews
>good

yes desu

still believing in Dortmund but they no longer have the Klopp magic.

>look mom I'm cancer from reddit and posted a frog again!

>>75345876
t. facebook

>look mom I cant repay EU funds

Poor bait

Kroos: "Are you not entertained?"

>>75345788
It's the German loser sentiment that bugs me the most about this match. They get outplayed both matches and then cry for the ref when they also got favouritism in the past and in these two matches. 2 shots on goal during 120 minutes, nuff said.