The top half of the Unibet Masters draw gets going tonight from the MK Arena in soulless Milton Keynes.
Kicking off the session are debuting Serbo-Austrian Mensur Suljovic and a resurgent Jelle Klaasen. The Gentle had a phenomenal 2016 including a first ever major final appearance at the Euros while Paedo Suarez has finally got into some consistent form following his dick pics scandal of 2012. Two men with wildly different seasons meet next with James Wade against Robert Thornton. Med Man has been his usual consistent self, reaching the Grand Slam final, whereas Thorn has been appalling, reaching just one quarter final in the entirety of last year; this should be a very convincing victory for Wadey. Then, it's Michael van Gerwen time as the new World Champion plays the last man who should have beat him in Simon Whitlock; the Aussie missed D15 for a 150 finish in the first round of the Euros and autism prevailed again like he did in nearly every tournament last year. Ending the first round are Stoke ferry fanatic Adrian Lewis and Belgian chipmunk Kim Huybrechts; with best pal Phil Taylor's news yesterday about his impending retirement, this will surely energise Snackpot to beat the overcelebrating Waffleboy bottlejob whose exuberance cost him dearly against the Prowler at Ally Pally.
Coverage start at 7:00pm UK time on ITV4.
>Tonight's matches (best of 19 legs)
CAN'T CENSOR THE MENSUR (8) v Jelle "Yewtree" Klaasen (9)
James "The Meds Are Back In Town" Wade (5) v Robert "Thorn to Lose" Thornton (12)
MvGOAuTism (1) v STRAYA (16)
SnackP&Ot (4) v Kim "Husband of Dana" Huybrechts (13)
>Day 1 roundup
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/wsk0d9w4g3s81552fduc5liu5/title/2017-unibet-masters-day-one
>TAYLOR"RETIRES"LOL
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/8xgmpvhxgnik1c1sufm6bdqfc/title/taylor-confirms-retirement-plan
Poor Simon. He's going to need all the luck in the world and hope Michael hasn't been practising.
Ahh, finally, /180/ is back. Those substitution drugs I was consuming in the absence just aren't like the real thing.
>>73922045
Well it started yesterday actually.
>the PL is da best la, most competitive league la, mid-table and lower sides are just as strong as sevilla
or maybe are the """""""""""""""""""""""top""""""""""""""""""""" teams just too shit? why do they lose week after week against fourth division sides? in this context it is understandable that fucking leicester can win the league. How pathethic is the PL right now quality wise?? is it even better than the french league pre-oil PSG era? is the portuguese league better than them quality wise? do they stand a chance against dutch sides?
JUST, the league
Talk shit while you can, EPL is getting our jewgold and will buy all the best everything.
>>73920264
>EPL
sorry, what league is that?
Quarter-finals
17:00 CET
Burkina Faso vs Tunisia
20:00 CET
Senegal vs Cameroon
first for poonisia
ALLEZ LES ETALONS
streaming link?
JUST
>“The manager called me in,” Winks says. “I was just about to get into the shower and I had my towel on. He was there with all the coaches and they were having a glass of wine. He said: ‘Well done,’ and he gave me a cuddle.
The fuck, Spurs?
>>73919621
Who is "Sperse"? I came to watch a big team like Wycombe play.
Why is the media obsessed with Raheem Sterling?
Why is every little thing he does scrutinised?
Whether it's him apparently "angering his teammates" by driving a nice car to training (?????????) or being tight for shopping at Poundland despite being rich, or buying a piano and taking piano lessons like a spoiled rich brat, everything he does is criticised?
It's getting to the point where it's almost comical.
Why is he targeted so heavily? Is it because of his move from Liverpool? Because that was completely justified, he was a talented young player who was playing for an average team with an average manager who kept playing him in weird positions (he played number 9, central midfield, and even defensive midfield positions in his last season at Liverpool) and got the opportunity to move to a better team with a better chance of winning trophies and play regular first team football with them. It was a complete no-brainer, he did nothing wrong.
Does race have anything to do with it?
What is this phenomenon?
Niggers and pakis provide revenue for clubs. Its like a way of getting welfare back to o people.
See pogba for reference.
because he's a £50m bag of shite
>>73917571
His price had nothing to do with him though, that's how much Liverpool wanted for him and City had the money. Hardly his fault.
Either way why does that give the media permission to constantly attack the kid for stupid shit that literally doesn't matter at all.
Do you really think his equally rich teammates who drive to training in expensive sports cars really cared when he turned up in an equally expensive sports car?
>tfw too smart for National Team
How the fuck do you look white and non-white simultaneously? What kind of South American magic is this?
>>73912051
Superior Italian genes
>>73912051
>Argentina
>White
>Federer, Nadal, Djokovic, Messi, Ronaldo, Brady, LeBron, Rossi, Alonso, Hamilton, Vettel all over 30 in this year
>no future GOAT in sight other than a choking fraud in curry
Where did everything go so wrong? videogames? estrogens in food? youtube?
There is this chinese cartoons trying to brainwash the entire western community.
It makes people more lazy and they prefer to watch those cartoons instead of being productive
Why is she angry at me? What did I do?
what should i do to get a girl like her to suck my dick?
For me, it's FK Bokelj
WHAT DO THE LETTERS MEAN MASON?
For me, its Aris Thessaloniki
>>73901217
>aphs nae
College football over. NFL basically over
What are you guys gonna do on your weekends now?
try to find a gf and a social life
>>73922187
hahaa no lets be realistic here, what am i really gonna do
Rearrange my workout schedule so that I go on weekends now also. Grocery shopping and cooking too I guess :l
is he the most consistent player
>el chicANO
>>73921605
Most consistently shit
didn't he just go months without scoring?
Which one of them is the most E X P O S E D right now?
Serious question
Are you a vampire?
>>73921346
most exposed to least exposed
flopp > pep > mou => wonga > the italian masterrace
>>73921395
pretty fair one la
>>73921367
yes
>Jurgen Klopp has a worse win ratio at Liverpool (47.7%) than David Moyes had at Manchester United (52.9%)
APOLOGISE
>tfw yor the first person to post this pic of >moyes
and still here while everybody else has gone
le one trick pony
>le sign bundesliga hacks man
Bill Belichick is like your friend who told you how to start Contra with 30 lives.
good thread le honourable sushi man
terribru thread dishonourabru man of earthquakes
thanks bill
/sp/ BTFO
>needing four goals and a last minute own goal six minutes into injury time just to beat a league 2 team with a fat black guy playing as striker
>>73920792
Fuck the haters
>>73920807
>trying this hard
R.I.P Barça
>two home matches
it's not that bad
>>73920635
I take this thread back. They had Koke and Grease yet couldn't score against Alacorn
>>73920652
>>73921185
It's a tough stretch because of potential injuries. Remember these matchups always end in a bloodbath.