>watch Messi play every week
>get obsessed
>want to be like him
>buy Adidas tracksuit and get tattooed
>want to play football at local team to become a pro
>the local team has training
>I'm watching by the fence
>suddenly jump in the field and kick the ball into the river next to football field
>"anon you have to pay for the ball now"
>stare at coach for 47 seconds
>"are you retarded or what"
>alphaasfuck
>"I dribble"
>whole team burst in laugh
>"get lost weirdo"
>started to run like Messi from the field
>came home
>run to my room and cry alot
>mom says sh'e ordered me a pizza
>tought to myself "atleast cheese pizza after all that stress"
>came to dining room
>a fucking capriciosa and pepsi twist
A real human bean
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the moment you tattoed yourself you fucked up. Like i love and respect ibra and all that but i wont copy him, but you copy him and youve literally got nothing then bruv wtf. You lost me when you tattooed
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>>73998879
I miss the old Messi
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>buy Adidas tracksuit and get tattooed
>buy Adidas tracksuit
>buy Adidas
here's where you fucked up
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Any of you ever coached an underage soccer team?
what kind of stuff do you say to a bunch of 16 and 17 year olds to get them motivated for a game?
I've always been wondering
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I coached rec soccer U10 for a season and the kids were too stupid to learn the idea of an offside trap.
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>>73998666
Promise them you'll buy them beer if they win
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>>73998666
I coached a kindergarten team, total chaos some of the kids dribbled the wrong way consistently
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Four months of unranked darting action starts tonight with the 2017 Premier League from Newcastle-upon-Tyne. After their displays of sheer incompetence in 2016, Robert Thornton and Michael Smith have been binned. In their place are Dutchman Jelle Klaasen, appearing for the first time in 8 years, and with Mensur Suljovic refusing to fall for Uncle Barry's hype machine, Belgium's Kim Huybrechts returns after finishing bottom in 2015.
It is the Waffleboy that gets this season going as he plays bipolar James Wade. The Hurricane's season 2 years ago saw him repeatedly throw away games and picked up just 4 points in 9 matches. The Machine's 2016 PL campaign saw him be the only man to beat MVG, on its opening night nevertheless, but had no consistency as he finished sixth.
Two men who are promising to do better this year meet again in Raymond van Barneveld and Adrian Lewis. Barney's 2016 PL saw him record just a single win in the play-off phase (conveniently against Lewis) and end 7th, while the ferry lover made the play-offs for the first time since 2011 but got battered by MVG in the semi.
Imminent retiree Phil Taylor is next up against simple Dave Chisnall. Philth was dismantled in the final by the Green Machine while Chizzy went from missing darts to reach the final in 2015 to elimination last year as he was comprehensively outplayed in every match.
The hottest rivalry of the moment is next with current PL champion Michael van Gerwen against previous winner Gary Anderson; their Masters final saw a combined 213 average in an 11-7 Dutch win, and a repeat of that standard tonight would be more than acceptable.
Peter Wright and Klaasen close out the session; despite coming close to the playoffs last time, Clownman choked in his deciding match and missed out. Paedo Suarez's previous PL saw him record just one win (he couldn't even beat Wayne Mardle!) but using that as a bearing on this year is just silly.
Coverage starts from 7:00pm UK time on Sky Sports 2.
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>Tonight's fixtures (7:00pm start, all matches best of 12 legs)
Kim "Husband of Dana" Huybrechts v James "The Meds Are Back In Town" Wade
Barney v SnackP&Ot
Taylel v Chizzy
Gary "Big Game Counter" Anderson v MvGOAuTism
Snakeshite v Jelle "Yewtree" Klaasen
>League preview
http://www.pdc.tv/news/article/w5clr0rm4r0910qv2hejubekt/title/2017-unibet-masters-day-two
>If PLD was the football PL... wait, didn't they do this last year?
https://blog.betway.com/darts/which-premier-league-darts-player-should-you-support-based-on-your-football-team/
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Predictions for the PL?
Winner: MVG
Top 4: MVG, Gando, Clown, Taylel
Eliminated: Huybrechts, Klaasen
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>>73998540
Huybrechts is almost guaranteed to be eliminated but I think Klaasen will stay up.
I have a feeling one of Wade/Lewis/RVB/Chisnall is going to have an absolutely terrible PL and be eliminated.
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>he isn't betting every last dime he has on the Patriots
Being poor is a choice imo
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>>73998497
>4 point favorite
>All the money is coming in on him
>Line probably gonna move in his favor b4 owl
How am I getting rich again? Do you even gamble?
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pats by at least 10 cap this
ryan isn't a big game player
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>>73998497
1.65x for patriots. shit bet tbqh anything can happen in the superb owl
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>people unironically watch eplel and discuss it afterwards
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yeah we'd all rather watch the croatian league every week
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>>73997451
kiddo you have no clue..
heres an QUICK RUNDOWN for the EPL:
>toughest league on the planet
>oldest league with some teams being more than 400 years old
>have the biggest clubs
>most popular league by far..you have ManU fans in the phillipines and beyond
>bottom half of EPL1 can defeat top half of every other league on the planet
>produced the greatest players in history: ronaldo, beckham, ballack, henry, giggs, scholes, messi etc.
>epl president and top branch is in contact with world leaders
>donald trump bows to them
>own 70% of football clubs worldwide
>has cold and rainy nights in Stokes where the world's finest would break down and cry like a baby
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>>73997516
>you have ManU fans in the phillipines and beyond
i see you
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WHO CAN STOP US
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>>73997441
ew gross
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>>73997441
>chick
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>>73997441
Literally would not bang
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ITT: Shit players from your country
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H A N D S O M E
A
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>le handsome vacation salesman
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more like ballsack haha
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>Selling your star player during a transfer ban
https://fr.sports.yahoo.com/news/accord-entre-griezmann-et-manchester-united-pour-un-transfert-215234917.html
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BTW, United could just pay the 100M € clause and there is nothing Atletico could do about it. Will they do it?
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>>73996910
If Poobag is worth €100m then Greaseman is definitely worth triggering the clause for.
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>>73996910
>>73996929
They'd also have to pay taxes if they meet the release clause, which would mean that Griezmann costs around 145M €.
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why is this shit so entertaining? i don't even watch soccer but every time i see arsenal lose i go there to watch the reaction. how come other teams fan reaction channels aren't this entertaining?
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>>73996892
>it's a Ty episode
No thanks
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typically a fan reaction channel isn't supposed to be about mocking your own club/fans.
the black fat guy doesn't give a fuck though and cashes in, and he looks very self-aware about it, I bet the majority of his views are from rival fans.
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someone should make a fan cam channel for these teams
browns
bulls
knicks
cowboys
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The slip that saved football
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>>73996085
Who is the guy in red? Can anyone give me a quick rundown?
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>come back to liverpool as a coach
>liverpool lose 3 and draw 1 since
what did they mean by this?
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Did I fix Barcelona?
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>>73995795
Get a decent flag, retard
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>>73995800
A5PA1N
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>>73995795
>people not from europe or south america trying to talk about football
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>McAfee retired
This is not fucking happening no no no wake up wake up
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Hopefully Luck knows how to punt
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>>73994885
Fuck man, this sucks
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>>73994885
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>Koke: You're a faggot
>Ronaldo: Yes but I'm a very rich faggot
BASED KOKE EXPOSING THE HOMOS
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>>73994703
This shit is like decades old already you dumb faggot
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>>73994735
Your dad is from Mexico lel.
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>>73994703
Ronaldo scored a hat trick against Atletico just 2 months ago and now he's shit
What happened?
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who is the bigger system babby?
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>>73994316
>that flag
>thinking you have any knowledge of football and football
Kys kike
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dak prescott
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>>73994342
>football and football
t. Ryan Gonzales
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Put some percentages on this
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What are the odds the Raiders end up in....
Las Vegas?
Los Angeles?
San Diego?
San Antonio?
Stay in Oakland with a new stadium?
Share with the 49ers and die as a franchise?
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>>73994258
>Las Vegas?
15% and dropping fast. The longer it doesn't happen the more likely a pissed off Sheldon Adelson has blacklisted them from Vegas
>Los Angeles?
Exactly zero. Two teams are already there. The owners won't allow anyone else to move there.
>San Diego?
Minimal, maybe 0.1%? San Diego couldn't convince their team to stay with their offer so I highly doubt they'll make a different team move with the exact same thing.
>San Antonio?
0.1%. Jerry Jones would shoot it down faster than he'd shoot down a fat chick
>Stay in Oakland with a new stadium?
Very low, not because of Oakland but because of the new stadium caveat. There's no sign of that happening there any time soon.
>Share with the 49ers
Zero unless they get a new stadium in the Bay Area and need a temporary stadium to play in while it's being built. It makes too much sense and would've happened already if it was ever going to.
>die as a franchise?
0%.
Overall I'd say it's about an 80% chance they get stuck in the Oakland Coliseum for the foreseeable future, but that won't stop the rumor mill from propositioning that the team should move anywhere from Las Vegas to St. Louis to Mexico City to the goddamn Moon.
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>>73994258
At this point Marky Mark needs to fucking man up and deal with the reality that he doesn't have the money or the connections to act like a major player. If he wants to do anything besides tread water he has to give up some of the team, because it's the only fucking thing he has.
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I think the best case scenario is try and get a deal to play at Santa Clara while he fundraises, a new stadium for whenever the Warriors finish theirs. Perhaps he should just take them on the road, call them the California Raiders, play half the home game at Santa Clara and the other half in sand diego