Hey /fit/ quick question, does masturbation interfere with your gains?
Anecdotal - yes
>>39975621
mind explaining dude
>>39975615
rip
Should I continue bullying? First bulk ever, doing a clean bulk.
nice post loser
pls no bully thicc tattoo man
>>39975580
You wanna start cutting now so you can be shredded for the summer
>Seated OHP
135 3rm
>Standing OHP
115 3rm
Explain this
It's easier to stabilize yourself and the weight from the seated position.
Maybe u lean so far back seated that u do it with ur upper chest
It's easier standing up for me
This is the only thing you need to do if you're fat and trying to lose weight, but you're having trouble eating less:
Only eat at home. Every single time you want to eat, take your shirt off, go in front of a mirror, and start eating.
Just stand there eating. Every bite you take, look at your disgusting, vaguely humanoid shape. While you're chewing, look at your bitch tits. Jiggle them. Look at yourself while you're eating. Don't you fucking dare look away.
You'll either start eating way less, or you're mentally ill.
Trust me.
Either that or you develop a terrifying new fetishist. Win win really.
>>39975262
this is pretty sound advice anon, ill start this routine tomorrow!
>>39975262
Thanks, Bill Burr
I used to be really fat from age 10 to 19 and then i lost weight and now i'm 23, i feel so much regret and bitterness that i allowed myself to become fat in the first place, i wonder how much better youth i would have had and how much better my mental health would be if i didn't have to live all those years of insecurity and bullying and ugliness.
mirin that bulk suck you lost your mass OP one day you may get it back
>>39975225
Hm, aren't you angry at the shallowness of society?
I mean, all things being equal how does one pant size make you a worthwhile person and another person make you not a worthwhile person?
Yes, your experience would have been different, but your frustration is misplaced.
You are 23 ya goofball. You are young a fuck.
Look, I know that you have a tangible reason that you think your teenage years sucked. However, even if you were a standard weight, you still could have been bullied for other shit. Teenage years suck for many people for many different reasons.
What matters now is that you lost the weight at a super young age compared to 99% of people who were obese in their teens. You are going to have an amazing 20's and then 30's, etc. cause you owned up to your part in being fat and fixed it.
Go kill it nigga
...To know you are fucking up your skeletal system with weights and machines,
Fucking up your neuromuscular system with isolation?
...To be wasting money on unnecessary bullshit like gym or training mats, that you could be spending to buy higher quality food?
...To be drinking and eating biotrash "fitness" corporations shove down your throat and actually paying for it?
...To be torturing your body with make-belief super foods and diets your body was never meant to process,
Following vegetarianism or even veganism like a mindless slave that you are?
...To do moronic exercises like light cardio, cool downs and retarded stretches somebody come up with while high in the 60s?
When all you needed was your own body and basic food and water...
gg amerifats continue being mindless sheep, corporations love you for that
feels good, man
Pretty deece.
10/10 would snap again
>tfw pic related only works if I don't eat too much
Is it possible to make gains while on amphetamine?
>>39974824
FUCK AMPHETAMINE AHHHH
>>39974824
just up the dosage on your steroids in proportion to your adderall intake
Don't take this shit it's terrible and surpresses your appetite
Bad bad shit
>mom gave me stocky peasant genes
>can never be lean
Should I go strongfat mode, bros?
>>39974816
read the sticky NYR faggot
>>39974823
Stick tells NOTHING about having a Neanderthal bone structure.
>>39974846
your fucking skeleton has nothing to do with how lean you can get.
/fit/ memes you've fallen for that haven't held up in reality
>No one squats or deadlifts at commercial gyms
I go to a commercial gym and plenty of people both squat and deadlift. I have seen deep 3-4 plate squats. Regular full rom 1plate+ overhead press.
>Direct abwork isn't a good idea
I have seen tremendous benefit from adding a few hanging leg raise sets at the end of my workouts.
>Gym trainers give retarded meme advice
This is true to some degree but in my experience most give quite solid advice and well-balanced routines as well as mobility and accessory work
>>39974602
>No one squats or deadlifts at commercial gyms
While it is far from the majority who does these two they somehow still seem more common than OHP in my gym(s).
Can anyone explain why people don't do The Press™?
>>39974602
everybody squats because of " XD leg day bro!!!" memes. the other two are only spread here because /fit/ can only do 3x5 barbell training.
>>39974640
Ego
Daily reminder that kifting is quite literally pointless if your ohiltrum is longer than 15mm. You look like an absolute fucking dope if it is, and no woman(or man for that matter) will ever take you seriously.
>>39974460
Kifting? Tell me /fit/ is this the new word of 2017? What does it mean?
>>39974460
>lifting
>philtrum
Idiot.
Fuckkkk latsbrah on that hrt?
On a Cut, 250 and like 21%bf i think?
Monday:
Db BP 5x5
BB BP 5x5
BB DL 3x10
BB FS (front squat for autistics) 3x10
Super Sets with Incline and Decline BP 3x5
Push Ups 5x10 (done throughout the session)
T-Bar Lying Rows 3x12
Leg Curls 3x12
Tuesday:
Hang Cleans 5x5
Overhead Press 5x5
DB Lateral Raise 5x5
DB Wrist Curls, Palm up and Down 3x15
Wrist Roller 5x3
Wednesday:
Squat 5x5
FS 5x5
Romanian Deadlift 5x5
Machine Fly 3x10
Leg Press 5x5
Lat Pulldown 3x12
Calf Raise 5x5
Pushup 3x10
DB One Arm Row 3x12
Thursday:
Alternate Hammer Curls 5x5
Rope Tricep Pushdowns 5x5
Alternate Incline Curls 5x5
Standing One Arm Tricep Ext 5x5
BB Curl 5x5
Dip 5x5
Friday:
BB DL 5x5
BB Stiff Legged DL 3x10
Squat 5x5
T-Bar Lying Rows 5x5
DB Fly 3x12
BB Bent Over Row 5x5
Cable Cross Over 3x12
Lat Pulldowns 5x5
Saturdays:
(If I feel like it )
Super Sets after 10 minutes on stairmaster
BB Squat 5x5 + BB Romanian DL 5x5
Bench Press 5x5 + Cleans 5x5
Finish with some cardio
>>39973907
bretty gud, probably looking lean n solid
this is my next week schedule:
Mon: (easy day)
20 min steady run @ ~7:30min/mi pace, with cooldown
yoga for ~1:30:00min with focus on balance and strength postures
Tues: ("easy" day)
10 min warm up jog, 35-40 min steady run @ ~7:00min/mi pace, with cooldown
yoga for ~1:00:00min with focus on balance and stretching postures
Wed: (economy day)
10 min warm up jog, 40-45 min progression run starting @ 7:30min/mi pace and working to 5:30min/mi pace by end
isometric holds and postures focusing on shoulders and back,
plyos, depending on how legs are feeling
cooldown
Thurs: (2nd "easy" day)
30 min steady run @ ~7:00min/mi pace, with cooldown
~0:30:00 min yoga with focus on strength postures for legs and arms
Fri: (prep day)
~30 min steady run @ ~7:30min/mi pace, with cool down
form drills, including a-skips, b-skips, c-skips, line-drills, karaoke step, and 4-8X300m fast runs w/ long stride
Sat: (race-pace day_
20 min warmup jog, 10km run @ ~5:30 min/mi pace, with cool down
Sun: (long run day)
~1:30:00 - 2:00:00 run @ ~6:30-7:30min/mi pace
form drills, including a-skips, b-skips, c-skips, line-drills, karaoke step, and 3-5X400m fast runs w/ long stride
the ("..." days) are a pretty standard format for running workout schedules. sometimes I'll switch out economy days for interval days, which usually look like repeat 1kms for up to 10km, or repeat 3kms for 9km or 12km, with rests in between, at 15-30sec faster than the 1k pace I hope to achieve in my next race, but if I do that my long run is no more than 1:00:00.
>>39974175
Holy fuck i dont think i could do a 6th of that, im actually not lean at all, my fat spreads out nicely so i look man thicc but I don't have the muscle mass for it. Trying to achieve husbando mode for maybe two years then I wanna get into tricking and parkour so I'll become otter
>>39974232
I'm sure you look fine. keep at it and you'll get to where you want to be. if you want my opinion on getting to otter, though (speaking from experience) focus on iso stuff, like yoga, and cardio. pick up rock climbing, too, my guy. that shit will get you shredded in core and arms.
pic related (from left to right: flaccid, little flex, full flex). this is how I look basically all year round. when I'm climbing a lot a put on some more size in my arms and core, and when I'm running more I look thin, like I do in images.
Do you take easy weeks? I forgot to say that I go on for 3wks and take a full week of easy days, ~20-45 min runs at whatever-feels-nice pace.
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inb4 "dyelskellyawschwitseataburger"
I eat over 4kcal every day just to maintain
Sup fit, been dirty bulking all winter. Currently at 260 but my bodyfat is probably 20% so it's not ideal. Looking to cut hard, and reference guides or tips?
>>39973837
Same boat. Not happy with my muscles yet, though. Cutting come March tho. Currently at 190.
>>39973852
I have made great muscle gains, like this is the biggest bulk I've managed to get yet. Just looking got cutting tips because I will need to cut hard so I'm starting early
>>39973837
>260@20%bf.
What are you, 6'5?
/owg/ - Olympic Weightlifting General
A thread for the discussion of the sport of weightlifting and all things related. Keep the insults and shitposting to a minimum.
>GOAT edition
>If you are new to weightlifting please read these first and check the other sources they link to before asking questions:
http://www.chinfl.blogspot co.uk/2013/07/how-into-weightlifting.html
http://www.reddit.com/r/weightlifting/wiki/faq
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/mjgz5nmcikhhvnu/28iq3URWUW
>helpful blog on some technique quirks:
yashathoughts.com
>The information that you are looking for is probably in the above links.
That includes routines, shoes, information on the lifts, etc. Check out the pastebins for literature or the reddit faq for general information.
Included in this youtube playlist are videos related to weightlifting which you may find useful or insightful:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCl3WCm2GfvLxvH877oJ1xEA/playlists
>>39973767
Maxing out this Thursday bros. Going for 90/110 wish me luck.
>first month at the gym
>finally decide to start wiping down machines
>cant find fresh towel
>grab one off the floor
>was apparently some guys
>guy gets mad at me
>>39973620
I gave the gym's twink a slap and told him to meet me in the showers. It was actually the son of a woman that was doing cardio.
>>39973620
deadlifted in the smith machine
>>39973679
kek
>>39973620
>first week at gym after home gym master race
>go to rerack bar in the sqaut rack on warm up sets
>got one side of the bar sitting good the other missed and dropped.
>no clips on the bar.
>Plates spilling everywhere faster than my spaghetti. almost hit the swole black dude next to me
>rereack bar load up more plates black dude looks scared and moves
Alright, are bananas in your diet or do you tend to stay away from them? If they are in your diet, how do you intake them and if you don't, why not?
>>39973412
I just peel and eat them. It takes like 30 seconds.
Bananas are not in my diet. My stomach cannot handle them.
>>39973429
Tell me more