ask me anything about metabolism, calories, and nutrition
someone once told me calories in calories out, what did they mean by this?
Would like to ask this here
>>39973732
>>39974361
What are your credentials?
>TFW you keep dating whores
>tfw you are a whore
> tfw no whores to date
>>39974326
Why did you do it to me? Do you not care about anyone but yourself and your needs?
My gym gave me this book for free when I signed up
Is it any good? Should I read it?
Read it and decide for yourself.
>>39974307
What kind of plan does this book outline, exactly?
>>39974307
Anything free isn't worth a shit
Hey /fit/,
It seems that this board is basically about lift of course, and self improvement.
So I would like to know how is the person that you would like to be , other than on a lifting point of view
I'll start:
>pretty heavy lifts yet lean body
>be good at a wide range of sports , just good, not very good
>read 1-2 (real) books per month.
>master that little voice restraining me from being humble/wise. (so be wise)
>have the ability to make friends .I'm talking about the really good ones
>inspire safety/manhood to female/children AND fun/sympathy
>could financially assume other persons if needed (family & friends)
>good cook
>cultured about a lot of topics
>speak at least 3 languages fluently
>know how to fix issues (manage a house, etablish projects)
That's not a blog so I'll stop there and I'm sure that you guys have a lot of ideas too.
may peace be upon you
need to
>make some damn friends
>write/read more
>appreciate my girl
>stop drinking
>jack off without porn
Fitness has been going well lately though.
>>39974211
fuck off genji
>>39974275
Thanks for the book suggestion, I appreciate that
Is DNABrah natty?
>>39973946
lol more like DNPbrah amirite?
>>39973946
You can do the same in three months with the same sag
t.exfat
Fuck no.
HOW DOES /fit/ GROW THEIR ARMS GOD DAMNIT MINE ARE DISPROPORTIONATE TO THE REST OF MY BODY HELP
>>39973887
This.
Im doing bodyweight+lifting so I can get my noodles pumped
>>39973887
By not following the advice of armlets that tell you bench, chins and ohp are all you need
>>39973887
[spoiler] isolate them [/spoiler]
what mode is this, /fit/?
>>39973876
(OP) faggot mode.
>>39973876
Smooth criminal
natty limit
Could use some help /fit/. So I want to get one of my friends to start lifting with me. He's insecure and awkward. I feel like he could really benefit with a little extra confidence from getting bigger. I think I'm going to get him on the 5x5 plan and teach him all the lifts while also teaching him some isos. I could use any and all tips on helping him through his journey.
>he's also a manlet
He's 5'6/7and weighs around 136
Never really lifted a weight before and the only fitness related thing he ever did was long distance track. Please leave any helping suggestions and as a sacrifice I present a picture I stole off of ig.
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>>39973937
This desu
>>39973937
What do you guys eat through out the day?
breakfast
>3 eggs and 3 slices of turkey bacon
>2 slices of wheat bread
>an apple or an orange
>coffee with creamer
>protein shake
Lunch
tuna sandwich
protein shake
lunch #2
rice with chick or fish
dinner
pretty much the same thing for lunch
>>39973660
Whatever my mom cooks for me lol
>>39973660
500 cals shoulder steak or chicken
350 cals peas beans lentils veg etc
350 cal cashew milk 2ish scoops
300 cal meat and 200 cal carbs.
Probably 2-300 extra cals from miscounting, ketchup and grazing on shit.
Thats on a cut.
Leanbulk i simply add 1300 more cals of the same shit. Dont eat garbage like fast food or highly processed ready meals.
Breakfast
>black coffee
Lunch
>nothing
Dinner
>cup of milk and some small protein-rich meal
Prob like 500-600 kcals per day
Currently like 18% BF and plan to eat like this for a month or two and then start lifting, how quick will I lose BF? Drinking hella water all day too.
I am buying 200 kg of Olympic plates plus a bar and maybe dumbbells, what is the best configuration of weights?
Also home gym thread.
>>39972984
I got 2 sets of bumper plates and then just cheap smaller weights on the sides
>>39972984
3 sets of 45 and i of everything else?
>>39972984
Depends on how much you can currently life
Who /inferiority complex/?
I hate not being perfect fuck
>>39971518
I feel your pain bro
>>39971518
>wake up
>still not actually Gandy and my entire life was just a bad dream
EVERY DAMN DAY
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>he doesn't have a superiorty complex
haha querrr bou
Fell for the meme and got an ab wheel.
What are some good exercises for it besides rolling on your knees?
Rolling on your feet
>>39970409
Dips. Sit on your butt and roll out backwards using your triceps and back. Don't put too much pressure on your shoulders though.
Side rolls. Lay like a side plank but rollout with the wheel. Works sides of abs and back and obliques.
See how far you can go down with a normal roll. Or put your feet on a bench or couch and do some elevated roll outs.
Do they make them with any resistance or kickback. I tried using my dumbells and when I rolled out I couldn't roll back lmao is my core just dyel or are real ones easier
Been watching It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Dennis seems to make a lot out of the fact he has an allegedly incredible body, do normies consider this big?
>>39970364
it's a joke that he overrates himself
Look at every other guy in their late 30s, no way they're that thin.
>>39970364
Unless you're at work what is your excuse for not being at the gym right now?
I'm at work.
It's rest day
>>39968651
I just got done at the gym.
How's the winter training going?
FAQ - http://pastebin.com/pjMQQ46m
Pretty good. I'm working on increasing mileage from 10k to 21k (halfway there). Times are shit due to being a bit overweight and out of shape but I like running around in the snow.
I'm feeling extremely depressed right now. Could I get on an exercise bike for 3 hours or would that be considered unhealthy? There's no other way I want to pass the time. I've only been doing 4 hours of cardio per week so far. I want to up my game.
Yay! My running general idea caught on!
About to start week 2/18 of marathon training.
3x3 miles this week, followed by 7 miles on Saturday. Feeling good, though wish the weight would start falling off soon!