How does it feel...

feels good, man

Pretty deece.

10/10 would snap again

I love corporations they make all the shit that keeps me from living in a grass hut picking bugs out of my ass pubes.

>>39975121
I mean I only spend special money on running shoes, shorts, and socks, which amounts to around $250 annually. I'm not upset about it.

And I look and feel phenom, so... bretty gud.

I fucked up my shoulder big time doing OP pic related

>>39975121
>Being this poor that you are complaining about something as simple as the gym and high quality food.

>>39975210
> running
Hahaha what a faggot. Unless you're an actual RUNNER or doinig this as a morning routine, you're fucking retarded and should stop pretending to be hetero - you're not.

>>39975285
99.786678% of fitfags are poor as fuck but they give their last money to their GYM MASTERS anyway because they are retarded. And as a result only eat shit fitness corporations sell them like sports drinks and "protein" "shakes".

I'm laughing at you idiotic dumbbells, chewing on my cucumber.

>>39975121
>To know you are fucking up your skeletal system with weights and machines
resistance exercise strengthens bones

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>>39975317
>chewing on my cucumber

>>39975380
Hahaha as long as it's BODY RESISTANCE and not some faggy equipment made to make men into nice looking impotent weak sissies who like to get pegged.

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>corporations

>>39975317
I am an actual runner.

Dude, how small is your dick?

(mine's 8")

>>39975422
> i-it's just a myth, rr-right g-gguys?
No. They own your fucking hippie asshole and they have plans for pimping it out already.

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Is capoeira any good? Wanna get into bodyweight, not self defense

>>39975431
5.7 - above average, very solid over all.
4.7 in girth.

>>39975409
Yeah, hahahaha, how very funny

>>39975440
Why would you waste your time on make-belief MA you autistic retardo? Just go to muai tai or something.

You don't need MA to gain strength.

>>39975457
Don't get triggered, gym babby. It's not too late to change your sissy ways ( I think).

>>39975431
2" master race here.

>>39975469
Hahaha, yeah, hahaha

>>39975479
ok maybe its too late
sorry

>>39975451
It shows.

>>39975478
Good attitude, my man.

>>39975485
hahaha he he he he

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>>39975490
Of course it does.

I'm in the military so it's free.

Body weight exercises aren't enough.

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>>39975495
That's why I said so.

>>39975499
How THE FUCK are they not enough you fucking retarded cocksucker?

Try doing one hand push-ups, one hand pull-ups or one leg squats and see how NOT ENOUGH they are fucking are. Moron.

>>39975513
>no legs

>>39975528
Exactly. No leg squats are even harder. But try telling that to retarded gym fiends.

>>39975460
Already doing muay thai, boring af. Good for self defense. But capoeira is just freaking sick to look at.

And yes "to look at." I feel it would get me into bodyweight shit really well.

I already 1/2/3/4 anyway and am contented with strength.

>>39975513
One hand anything is a fucking meme. 2 hands are infinitely better.
The only thing you'll improve by doing one handed pushups is your ability to impress people who don't know any better.

>>39975542
Well... you're not wrong.

>>39975409
this is sadly true

>>39975317
Lol so you can eat a cucumber nice I can buy one for <1 dollar at wholefoods too. What's this highly elite food you talk about? You eating smoked salmon and lobster tail every day bro?

>>39975121
Don't spend money on anything just go to old high schools weight room