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>>17382973
Op, next time do this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqKBJaLp8Hg
It's just a bloody cat

You should go to the hearing and politely explain and apologize. That will definitely help your case. Maybe take a family member with you who can testify that the cat was a psycho.

>>17382978
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu7aPLc0Lq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9TmmF79Rw0
It couldn't be easier, and you are in trouble for a right reason(and also a fucking moron)

The awareness of not being loved fucking eats me away on the inside, it's fucking unbearable and sometimes I'm so alone I can't even breathe.

There is a guy who loves me more than anything in the world, and if I could only stomach being with him, everything would be just right

But I just fucking

can't

Someone fucking please give me an answer

Why is it not possible?

https://www.psychologytoday.com/articles/200301/can-you-make-love-happen

look for another job?

>>17382949

Such as? How so? His degree won't get him shit, as he himself states, and 15 years' experience in a single position/field has him typecast.

>>17382948
Go back to school part-time
Ask your wife to find a job or a better paying job so you can go back to school full-time
Apply for supervisory positions
Become a cop
Masturbate vigorously in front of your boss and watch in delight as his eyes widen while he stares at the veins pulsing on your fifteen inch thundercock and his virility shrinks with his jerk of your clenched fingers. Once you coat him in your germinating goo of the utmost manliness, he will recognize your superiority and allow you to walk off the property, pantsless, to stay at home with your she-woman while checks continue to pour in, like the waves of sperm that erupted from your fabulous phallus.

I sometimes do that when I need to talk shit about someone. People are more lenient towards girls on the internet.

>>17382918
Eh I sort of do that, but I don't stress it. I just prefer to be ambiguous online if I can help it. Although when I was 10-11 I learned that you could get tons of free shit by being someone's "girlfriend."

Runescape on easy mode.

I'm straight af. No traps or futas and I only like Softcore porn.

I do that when I'm lonely. Not often, but sometimes.

You're what? Between 18-20? You're starting a new journey in your life. Life as you know will change. The fact that your girlfriend even had doubts about being successful through change, mean she's not worth it. You're going to a new state, new city, NEW people.

Highschool means nothing in the real world. So don't worry about her honestly, it's okay to feel hurt, you did love her. But don't drag yourself down back into a highschool relationship.
All I'm saying is, continue to look forward to college, you will meet many many many more people. Do what you want to do, and find who you are. And you will find a girl that likes and accepts you for it.

The thing is you didn't fuck up.

You and your girlfriend broke up, and she initiated sex with you stating that "it didn't have to mean anything". If that were really true, would she really be bothered by your fwb? Like damn you aren't in a relationship anymore, she doesn't own you or your sex life. This problem really stems from her saying one thing and really meaning a different thing. That sex was obviously meaningful to her.

If you want to get back together with her you can drop the FWB and talk to her about it, but you haven't done anything wrong.

>>17382937
I felt as if I had done wrong, but I inherently feel guilt about a lot of things. She said to me, "if I had told her I had take the other girl on a date, she would have changed her mind" referring to the sex. Which makes me feel rapey, honestly. Was I wrong to not tell her I had taken another girl on a date before doing anything? The situation at hand, right before having sex, didn't seem like the time to pause and say, "oh by the way I took this girl on a date."

Also, inb4:

>Just move on
>Stop thinking about her
>Let it go man

All the time I tell myself that it's fucked how crazy I still am about a girl from years ago (especially as our relationship was only short), but just realising that doesn't help. Telling myself that I need to move on doesn't actually help me move on.

>>17382872
The answer is literally stop being a bitch.

I dated a year for two years and was on the verge of getting married when we broke up.

I literally just moved on and you are literally just being pathetic because you're clinging to something you have no control or interest in anymore.

It's like buying stock in a company and then deciding to sell all your stock and then being pissed that the company isn't making you any money.

Just stop being a dumb bitch.

>>17382970
>stop being a bitch
>Just stop being a dumb bitch

Whilst I appreciate the response, that sort of falls under >>17382876 . Yeah I realise that I'm being pathetic, but how can I stop being pathetic? How do I stop caring? What do I actually do? Believe me, nothing in the world would make me happier than to move past this, because it's made the last few years of my life shit.

Anyway I made sure to bring things back to just kissing and she seemed like she was smiling and blushing, but still zoned out a bit (maybe from the dabs, they're strong)

I drop her off, and think to myself, ok, she might be a bit cringey but she's a pretty mature chick with curves who smokes and likes nerdy shit. I might actually want to ask her out on an actual date. I text her a few days later and she replies she's not looking for that right now. Which is cool, since I hadn't invested much time, but I still get the feeling I could at least hang out with and maybe hook up with her more. She's way too hot to just give up on. I guess I should take things slow? So here's the thing, we're hanging out tomorrow, maybe the beach since it's so hot - I've never really known a girl this inexperienced so I'm not sure how to proceed without scaring her off but maybe still helping her become comfortable with that stuff

>>17382891
I mean if you don't have any other girls lined up I would say ride it out. If she is a virgin it will probably take at least a couple months before she is ready to fuck though.

>>1738287
> "all my friends slap my butt lol teehee" which is usually a green light for a hookup

No.

Anyways, stop it.
you just want sex with the girl, and she notice that, thats why she say clearly "im not looking for THAT right now"

OP he doesnt want to have sex, you do because she is curvy, find another girl.

>>17382841
You mean how to stop being horny? Masturbation.

>>17382848
I hate sex so much I can't even stomach buying someone's temporary attention with it.

I just want to be held and loved and feel safe with someone who cares.

>>17382859

So you're asexual? That makes it difficult

>>17382835
>strongly built

Post a pic of your body?

For all we know you may be land whale.

You don't have to be tiny and cutsey, but I think it's accurate enough to say that if you're relatively masculine, you'll be relatively unattractive to men who are into women. How much of that is superficial and how much of it is inherent to you, we can't know unless you post more pictures of yourself than you probably should or would want to.

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>>17382843
>>17382850
Yeah, I get that. But..I can't..change the shape of my body, you know? I'm sort of chubby, but really active because I like fitness and a lot of my hobbies require me to be. But I feel like I'll always be trumped by someone that's naturally cute, and it makes me afraid to date.

>>17382808
With a little more research, I've discovered that alcohol thins the blood, so I'd bleed more. Also, alcohol has an antibacterial sterilising effect so I guess it would negate the effects of the injection since the injection is the meningitis bacteria itself.

So definitely a bad idea, right?

uhh. call your fucking health insurance's free nurse hotline, stupid fucker.

Wouldn't they have told you what you can and can't do the day before you shots?

Are you getting these shots form a doctor off Craig's list?

its never too late to learn something new, just need some willpower

>>17382806
Well, yeah.
But there are points that it is too late to switch careers. Especially one as in-depth as law.

It's a particularly shitty time to go to law school, and even shittier ime to be a lawyer, op. Unless you really need to do it, don't.

>>17382769
You made this thread before, we gave you advice. get the fuck out already if you dont want to listen dramaqueen

why on earth would you spend money on someone else's car?

>>17382769
He has the title, you have a dickhead friend.

Move on. Its $200. Stop insuring it. If he drives it, he will be busted.

Share it for free the first couple of times, then say something like that you enjoy smoking together but it gets pricey and whether they'd be okay with chiming in a buck or so. That seems fair to me.

It's also a dick move to always smoke someone else's weed and never bring it yourself.

>>17382738
Bro, I have never smoked with friends on my supply, and not asked them to throw $5.

nah, tell 'em to match you
its honestly pretty dick of them not to say anything about it
have they been smoking for free every single day?

>>17382720
Make a big show of your religious beliefs during the interview (if you don't have any, then pick some to pay lip servoce to for a couple of hours). If the question ever comes up about whether you would put your conscience ahead of the law, say yes.

This will not get you COMPLETELY out of the process, but it'll cut the interview right short, and you won't be asked back.

>>17382731
Ok, thank you. This doesn't count as perjury, right?

>>17382735
unless you're under oath, no.

Maybe you could try implying that you think the accused is guilty (or innocent)? Anything that makes you seem biased is good

>>17382666
Cut your mother out too
Sincerely, adult child of a narcissist

>>17382674
I was planning on keeping in touch with the family, like semi-normal. That's really the full extent. I don't expect her to be loving.

>>17382666
>Does that sound like a good plan?
Go no contact with your mother ASAP. As long as you have someone like that in your life, you'll find it difficult to heal and grow as a person. They never get better because the fault never lies with them.