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>>17451350

quitting porn.

'addiction' implies an inability to control, so no, you cant just scale back. so quit porn

>BUT HOW

if you lack the willpower to simply cease take extreme measures. such as but not limited to

>putting childblocks on your computer
>letting someone else own the password

if your answer to that is 'WELL ID JUST FIND A WAY AROUND THAT' then congrats, you just admitted you are a twat who will never take responsibility for his life and is just looking for a magic button to fix his problems for him.

more extreme options
>delete internet from your house

its not as necessary as you think. you'll have to suffer without 4chan, but its better than being addicted to porn.

>just take the door off its hinges, remove your computer from your room, or surrender control to a parent / roommate or whatever

>>17451358
thanks anon

Realize that the desire to masturbate is an urge, not a necessity. Tell yourself every time you have an urge or a flashback of a porn video flickers in your head, "it's an urge not a need," kind of like a mantra. That helped me.

>>17451324
Pros : you have sex after

Cons : she develops an insatiable lust for BBC

>>17451329
was kinda thinking the same thing
but what about hentai...?

i would be quite curious too because my gf doesn't watch porn at all, i tried to show her something soft and she started crying

4chan.org

>>17451226
>no porn no drugs
why go on deepweb then?

>>17451236
to find the terrorists and neutralise them before they can act.

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>>17451217
I used to care about this until I realized I wasn't having sex anyway

If you fap, you will wear out your penis anyway, so it doesn't matter.

Im not trying to justify gentital mutilation, not at all, but there are worse things that can happen to you.

>>17451228
Do you mean if someone who was uncircumsized fapped they'd wear it out?

Stay with the current gf, if it was going to work out with the first girl you guys wouldn't have broken up

>>17451215
Know that there isn't one correct path to happiness in life. Both choices might be correct, however staying with your current gf appears to me to be more correct

>>17451215
Don't throw away your relationship with the new girl for your old one who couldn't tough out a couple of hard years with you. She had her priorities and you weren't one of them. I mean she hasn't even talked to you since what was it? 2008? If she can go that long without you, then she can go longer.

>>17451172
what the fuck did I just read.

>saved some up
>drank it

why the fuck would you do it?

>>17451177
I guess he wanted to be like a woman in more ways than one.

>implying all cum taste alike.

The military isn't bad especially if you go Air Force or Navy. And plus you got a masters degree so you have a shot at being an officer.

>>17451169
Country, field of study, GPA and job prospects. Can't help you like that.

I'm in my early 30s with a Master's degree. I wanted to teach at a community college, but it's hard to get in and now I'm a high school substitute. I want to earn my credentials to teach high school but I don't really feel like becoming a teacher right now so I hope to enlist and serve for a while.

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What kind of stupid question is this?
>friend has a tatoo
>cheat on his gf
>today i made one
>"that means i'll cheat my gf also?"

>>17451147
You are overthinking things anon. Contacts are great for social outings cause for the majority it actually harms their attraction. Not in a significant way but unconsciously. That and most people look much better without them.

>>17451147
>she wore coloured contacts
>you're wearing transparent contacts

Most of the time, people don't even notice them.

>>17451106
... carry on with your life?

If you're a good guy, you step up and take care of your child.

If you're a piece of shit, you run and hide and hope she doesn't have the money to track you down and drag you to court.

Will she try and find me.

Would someone do that. How important is fatherhood if it's based on nothing?

>>17451075
maybe they were bots

>>17451075
Tinder isn't the right place for deep philosophical conversations, either ask them out for a date, or ask for pics.
Nobody wants to read a wall of text, have the convo on the date.

>>17451082
Thy probably wouldn't respond to either
Girls just have too many messages

You sent a message to ONE girl in your entire life? Please. Dating is all about numbers. Send at least 5 girls a message each day on dating sites. Talk to 5 girls in bars.

>>17451051

Never text, at least have the balls to ask them face to face. If you can't arrange even that, then it's not happening.

>My friend says you need to stop caring about women, then you can have a relationship. How is that even possible?

Your friend is right, girls come when you're not looking for them. Usually men that aren't looking for women are heavily pursuing their goals or already have a lot of women. Those guys don't scream desperation, they scream "challenge" to a woman.

He's the man that puts himself and his goal first and doesn't tolerate too much from women. Women admire his dignity and his ability to take charge.

>>17451017
Kek. 7/10 bait. Here's a bait reply to help your cause.

No, the clinic is not going to give you an escort. You can call your local non-emergency police number and tell them your ex is threatening you and you feel unsafe to go to the clinic on your own, and you are wondering if an officer could escort you to the facility.

>>17451017
I don't think you can abort a boyfriend?

1/10 weak bait.
Not even worth a (You).

/pol/ is always right

Move on.

>>17450998
oldfags may hate themselves among boards but there is some kind of mild tolerance between them no one would freak out about it

newfags and reddit users are more likely to judge things by what they've been told so maybe she now thinks you're a nazi and you will eat someone's baby

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>>17450998

not even remotely believable.

0/10 b8, m8

>>17450996
Balloon animals.
You'll do great even if you sperg out and shut up.

>>17450996
Go to the store and buy some packs of stickers. One superhero pack, like Batman/Superman or Marvel stuff, and one pack with Frozen or other Disney characters.

Offer a sticker to each kid, and there you go! You have a talking point. Ask about their favorite hero or Princess or whatever they start to say based on their choice.

those are good ideas, thanks!

>>17450975
>Cesar's wife must be above suspicion
If your partner isn't, find a better one.

>>17450980
>find a better one
Easier said than done, my friend.

Even fucking black NBA players get cheated on these days.

Literally nobody is above suspicion in this day and age, unfortunately.

>>17450975
That boob spillage hnnnnnnnnnnngghh