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okay, so I made a thread a couple days ago about paying for uni since I'm poor(Mom on food stamps, live with grandparents, part time job while in school). A kind anon recommended scholarships and I asked if I could have almost all of my tuition paid for by them. He said absolutely, as long as I keep my GPA up.

I just want some extra opinions on this, is this legit? The only thing I'm worried about is that it will cost me a total of $144k($36k a year)for my 4 years at this new school I'm transferring to next fall.

How do I go about that? Are scholarships renewable? Can I re apply for scholarships each year? What is the best resource to find scholarships?

Sorry for the dumb questions, this is all new to me.
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>>17452535
These questions would be better directed to a counselor at the school in question. Dunno how you plan to make it at some ivy league school if you can't figure simple shit like that out
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>>17452540
I have an appt with a counselor soon, just figured some people here would have some insight.
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>>17452540
^^^^^
fafsa takes like 30 min, just do that shit and you could potentially be looking at a $5k pell grant. Also, I'm pretty sure most if not all schools will give you a full ride scholarship and free dick-sucks for life if you ace the SAT or ACT.

I'm an introverted guy that recently started using dating apps, I got matched 8 times and wrote but got no message back, all of them have been "Hi, how are you doing?".

What's wrong? I'm relatively good looking but introverted as fuck IRL, I can talk with women but only as if they are guys.
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Nothing's wrong. Maybe they just don't find you attractive. Don't give up though
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>>17452536
If they didn't find me attractive why would they match with me? I don't understand. I only have photos on my tinder, this seems my shot of meeting women since I have quite big issues making the first move IRL.
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>>17452533
Way more guys on there than girls. They essentially get to be really choosy. So unless your 9-10/10, or have a brilliant ice-breaker, it'll take a while to actually find a girl who responds

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Long haired guy looking to keep the hair but still appear professional and stylish. Advice?
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>>17452508
How long are we talking
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Just go to a barbershop and ask them to style your hair, tell them that you want it long. If you won't go to a cheap ass barbershop, but to some professional that actually finished some courses, they will suggest you what's best for you. Easy as that
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How do I defend myself if someone sticks a gun to my head and demands me for my wallet?
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>>17452450

By handing them your wallet.
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>>17452455

No guarantee they won't just kill you afterwards.

Some people are real shitheads.

That said, diplomacy is the safest option, but if you're sure you're gonna get fucked either way, might as well fight back.

Basically, give them reasons to feel guilt or remorse, tell them your name, say you've got kids, etc.
Try to get them talking and find some common ground as you slowly reach for your wallet.

If they look like they are on edge, or high, I'd probably talk to get them to lower their guard abit but then attempt some form of attack either going for the head, throat, or if I have an opportunity (if their arm is 'locked') try breaking their elbow.

Either want to knock them out, choke them or disable their arms so they can't aim.
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>>17452450
Throw the wallet and run.

Sometimes I feel like a burden to my family. I was born with a brain injury, and as a result, there are some thing I can't do. I'm almost 24 and still live at home. I get disability insurance. My mom told me that I'll probably live with my older sister when she and my dad die. I'm worried I'll be a burden to her. She also said that I'll probably work from home, since I can't drive.
What do I do?
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>>17452427
first and foremost im sorry to hear about your struggles

2nd, teach yourself to code or do something computer related, that you can do from home

also, self driving cars will be a thing on the near future, dont give up hope bro
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>>17452427

What, exactly, are your limitations?

Working from home is no longer unrealistic.
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>>17452427
There always will be someone who can't do as much as you and someone who can do much more than you. Try your best to make your life (and life of people close to you) being worth it.

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My brother has been acting extra shitty the past few weeks and I want to knock him down a few pegs. I need small subtle ways to fuck with him that he won't be able to pin on me. Nothing drastic, just little fuck you's to ruin his day.
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Take off his pants and suck him off.
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>>17452419

See: >>17452442 It seems like you really want to come out, so first reply is best reply.
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make him a birthday cake and don't put the correct number of candles on it.

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Hey socially awkward fuck here
I am trying to score some weed and I know where to go but i don't know who to ask or how to signal my need
Help plz
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Try craigslist or tinder. Where are you located?

1. Make facebook profile of weed plant leaf
2. Join Tinder
3. ?????
4. Profit
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Ask the guy who is selling the weed.
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>>17452448
Athens Greece and i'm leaving soon
But i might try tinder thanks

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So my situation is that I am a digital artist. In this job field, I will basically never be able to settle down, until I've got 5-10 years experience and until then I could be jostled up and down the east coast, or even to California.

It's an idea that I'm maybe a year from being able to invest in, but it seems to me that I could pick up a mobile home, live the traveling life for 5 or so years, then sell it when it's time to move.

Or maybe even a mini house.

I hate apartments. I like loud music, and I like to have loud sex. I like to grow vegetables and shit and you can have a pretty decent drywall bucket garden.

I imagine some trailer parks are pretty nice, but I've lived next door to a biker gang clubhouse, so I doubt some rednecks would even bother me in the slightest.
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>>17452394

I imagine that shit depreciates like a bitch. Anyway, do the math, post it here.
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>>17452414
Well a new mini house is like 5k. And renting a lot can be like 500-600 monthly. Mobile home insurance is like, nothing. You can rent a single room with roommates for that much, but you get a mini house and your roommates are now dogs and you can fuck women as loud as you want. Also tomato buckets.

RVs depreciate pretty bad, being that they are a car and a house combined and seem to combine both the depreciation rates. but these are basically tiny houses, so upkeep is actually insanely easy.

Imagine if you needed to re-shingle the roof, it's like, 20-15ft square. You could knock it out your self in an afternoon. Imagine hail came a blew out all the windows. There's only like two windows.

Moving a mobile home could cost a shit load, 2000-5000 each time. (Which shouldn't be but maybe 2 times a year) but I could borrow a truck from my family, and then the cost is basically whatever the gas is.
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>>17452444

Any idea on what the costs are in trailer parks? I am sure you pay for the space. Water / electricity / etc might be more expensive too. Also, you better have lots of game if you plan on fucking anyone in a trailer park.

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I'm 19 in my second year of college and there is this girl who is 23-24 years old. I find her really attractive and want to ask her out but i guess i have some insecurities. I don't want her to see me as a little kid because of the age gap.
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>>17452367
Just be yourself and show confidence
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>>17452385
Thanks and yeah i figured i would just tell her i like her and i know there is a gap in age but its not like this is highschool and to let me show her she can take me seriously.
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>>17452367

It's not the kid part that gets you. It's the broke and behind in life part.

20 y/o girls were all over my 15 year old friend's dick because they knew his family is rich, no joke.

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>Be a girl
>Constantly turned on lately
>Can smell it.
>Take two showers a day and thoroughly clean the lady parts
>Still smell it.
>Went to the doc who said I was fine. No infection/nothing wrong and it's just a normal smell.


Its driving me insane. Does any girls have any recommendations on how to get rid of the smell? I was thinking Douching but Doc said she wouldn't recommend it.
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Change your diet
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>can smell it
What the fuck
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Mask the fishy pussy odor with eau de coq

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Just asked a former classmate out she's really pretty how did I do?
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I was really nervous
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>>17452325
>how did I do?
Fucking stupid question. If she said yes, you did fine. If she said no, you didn't.
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>>17452332
Anything I should avoid next time, I'm new to this. I'm trying not to be autistic

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Do I just raise needy cats? I got a kitten not long ago after some since my most beloved cat of 4/would be 5 years, passed away. My other cat was my baby and I guess I kinda smothered her. She only liked me.

Now, I got this kitten when she was way too young. The man who gave me her said she was 12, but she actually only was 12. She's now in her lanky phase, looking like her legs are way too long. She's extremely playful, wants to bite and scratch in everyone and everything but she obeys when I tell her off. Thing is, she's so attached to me. She won't sleep unless it's on me. She literally cries if she doesn't hear activity within the house for prolonged periods. She paws at my face when she's happy and pushes her nose against mine and licks my cheeks before sleeping. Her signals are very affectionate. But is it too much? She'll find me at the computer and crawl up my leg just to sit and watch what I'm doing.

But everything she does to me, she won't do to others that try to pet her. Can cats reat attach themselves to one person so much?

> pic related, my other cat
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>>17452323
Fuck this phone. So many typos. She's 14 weeks now. She was 10 when I got her.
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>>17452323

Yes

You need more people in the house to socialize her more

Let them play with her and gently pet her

She sees you as a mother now, which makes conditioning easier, but makes for attachement isdues
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>>17452349
I just fear she'll get so attached I won't be able to let others take care of her, like when I'm away a few days.

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All right so I have no problem satisfying her. She finds my penis large and loves it rough, and I can clearly hear and see that she enjoys it

The only problem is: even after 2 years I can't make her cum from sex

No problem getting her to climax from rubbing her clit or licking it

But even if she/I tries to rub until she almost orgasms and I put my penis in, she loses it
She says her clit is too sensitive to rub when my penis is in her, and she can't rub for long
Want to add that we are each others' first

I really want her to orgasm from intercourse.

I can add that I've neither made her cum from gspot stimulation, mostly because when I try to rub her there(if I really rub her gspot to begin with) she finds it uncomfortable and feels the need to pee

I am also not sure if I am really rubbing her gspot
I read it's supposed to be a hard thing on the upper side of the vagina(tummy direction) but I think that I am just hitting some hard wall at the entrance of the vagina. I have never gotten a straight answer if I am hitting her gspot with my finger

So what do I do?
Help me out
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>get her on her back, or doggystyle...whichever is more her thing
>take dick out all the way
>slide dick in almost all the way, (dont do the final push) this is 1st gear
>SLOWLY
>like youre walking into a cold ass river
>keep doing it for a long ass time and let her build up
>kiss the neck and shit
>you need to make a time lag when you hear her enter the next stage of cumming, so don't start going faster as soon as she sounds like shes enjoying it more, give her a minute or two at the old temo to build the anticipation
>DIRTY TALK ALSO
>kick your dick into 2nd gear
>keep dirty talk flowing, what you say does't really matter you just need an unrelenting barrage of filth
>3rd gear
>she's probably cumming now desu
>shes probably going to say when shes going to cum
>keep doing the longdick style
>remember the tiny extra bit of dick you have in reserve from line 3?
>fuck her hard, not wildly...
>just a 1 pump per second constant pounding all the way in with that extra bit
>if she isn't cumming then idk bro, i discovered it by accident and it only works on one of the girls every time
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>>17452298
lots of girls can't cum from vaginal penetration alone. Nothing wrong with you, just the way things are.
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>>17452334
I can cum from vaginal and I'm a guy

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Can someone with perfect gum health (1 tone, no gingivitis, no swelling or receding) share tips on how you keep them healthy? 90% of us have gum disease. I figure that the best person to ask would be someone who already has perfect gums like pic related
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D3, K2, high sugar diet. Gut health. Raypeat.com
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brush twice a day minimum, use toothpicks after every meal, remove any scale asap, brush your tongue and palate, dont eat pork, don't eat sugar, live healthy
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Brush after every meal, rinse with nonalcoholic mouthwash, and if the food you ate could get stuck in your teeth, floss gently.

As for diet, I'll tell you what i do and just have it as your goal, you don't have to do it exactly but the closer it is to me, the better off you probably are. Don't drink anything other than milk and water and don't eat anything with sugar (I mean like if it lists sugar on the ingredients sugar, not literally all sugar like lactose and shit) exception being fresh raspberries, feel free to pack those away. Take a multivitamin.

Behaviors to avoid; chewing gum, grinding teeth, breathing in with your mouth.

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I was wondering if girls like clean shaven or beards on guys. I'm a bigger dude I'm 6ft 3, 260lbs I lift a lot so I'm not fat just thick.
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>>17452271

Depends, girls have preferences. Also things to consider, is your beard full and thicc or sparse and patchy?
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>>17452271

> 6ft 3, 260lbs I lift a lot so I'm not fat just thick.
> I'm not fat just thick.

lol, let's be honest here.
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You're fat. Girls will not be attracted to you regardless of facial hair.

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