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If those topics come up with her, you remain civil. Don't argue, just state your own opinions while respecting hers. You could also just fake it and go along with whatever opinions she has. Either way, make it work and be a cool guy about it. And then fuck her brains out.

>>17449987
sounds like a solid plan. I might just fake it to get laid desu. That ass is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen, can't pass up the opportunity

>>17449994
Enjoy it, brother.

EDIT: doing it to porn*

No exposure to porn or anything close to it whatsoever.

source: me on my 4th day of no-fap.

I'm struggling here and the sheer thought of it all is making my balls ache. I think I'm going to have to cave tonight or tomorrow.

>>17449950
Squinty/10

>>174500
i change this to a 3. the more i look the weirder it gets

6 but could be 7 if the hair wasn't stupid

She wants to fuck you in the ass and make you her bitch, she's being assertive and making steady progress to achieve her goal.

Anal stimulation, when you know what you're doing, is highly pleasurable. Just relax. Ever hear of the male g-spot? Your girlfriend just wants to expand your horizons, and your asshole.

You are definitely doing something wrong if you just jam your fingers inside, but there's nothing wrong with not wanting to be sexually explorative. Your girlfriend needs to respect your boundaries. That being said you are a fucking faggot

>>17449938
>That being said you are a fucking faggot
My sides

>and your asshole

heh

Doesn't sound unusual for a first time. Some people need to practice to figure out how to get off with a partner. I haven't met anybody that said their first couple times were perfect.

>>17449914
Sounds reaaonable, apparently she came and now she cant walk and in pain ect ect. How would i know how genuine is this. Sorry for the questions thanks for the answers

>>17449931
Is there some reason she'd lie to you about it? Just talk to her. Some women do experience soreness when new to sex. Let her sleep on it and if it doesn't wear off consider seeing a doctor.

>>17449901
Yes. Went to a japanese cultural meetup. It was strange but no matter our command of the English language together there was very much a "barrier" there which I was not able to crack. Ironically i had a better time with the girls but getting genuine chemistry was hard. Never mind both are trying to adjust to the others cultural mindset, being formal/informal.

Its normal though and up to both parties to traverse that. Even then you may just not have chemistry.

>>17450111
Are you Japanese? I am Chinese and sometimes I feel the same thing when I come across westerners.

>>17450116
Ethnically Chinese but western raised (adopted) but I can understand. May act western but, granted very few, natives here are unsure how to talk with me initially but once they hear my accent its fine. Even then i sometimes just lack chemistry. Its normal. If my visits and very basic understanding of modern east asian culture its still quite reserved compared to the west and a bit more insular with less drink and drug abuse.

I have on a cultural and even day to day basis. It depends both on the dynamic and type of people you want to meet or build chemistry. For other chinese raised it can be a problem as i only speak english but they do try as do i as , physically im same but raisedup im different. But its easier it seems than japanese.

What other issues though are you having and what would you like to change?

Yeah, I say you should go for it. Explain the situation. Sounds like there might be a chance that she'll assume you're lying and that she's just your backup and you're doing damage control, but just try not to come on too strong or too desperate and see how things go from there. If she says no, maybe don't push it too hard and just let it drop for now.

>>17449891
I really hope your reply was along the lines of "excuse me? What are you talking about?" if shes assumeing you're asking her out you should be shutting her the fuck down right then and there.

>>17449952
This. It's obviously too late for damage control but you should have immediately replied that you weren't actually inviting her, merely stating that you were looking for someone to go with.

>tl:dr
dumbass who has no skills wants to fuck for money

Yes, if you are an attractive female, you can become a prostitute and men will pay to fuck you.

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>>17449883
>heyyyyy guise I'm an attractive but vapid whore and I don't know how to capitalise on this?!?!
I heard that if you are attractive and kill yourself you'll have a huge expensive funeral thrown for you.

Your OP pic litey has the answer. Find a sugar daddy. There are sites for that.

>>17449863
Its not a bad job if you can hack the work loads. Nowadays the supply of MDs in primary care is shrinking rapidly as all med students are specializing away from hospitals, so NPs are being trained more and more to take their places. This means more responsibilities, opportunities, and job slots for NPs. Also, the schooling is much easier to get into and pass than medical school (and a bit cheaper).

Main problem is the nature of your work schedules. You'll need to do 10-12 hour shifts, 3-4 days per week, sometimes at unexpected hours. Also you need to be fine with dealing with sometimes asshole patients and sometimes asshole PAs and MDs who are gonna be your bosses.

If you want to do it start by landing a job as an EMT. Its not too hard to get into that field but how well you handle the stress as an EMT will determine whether you can hack nursing.

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>>17449863
I'm in nursing school it's fucking hard but it's also fun and rewarding. I'm also 6ft 3 and I've fucked 5 nurse students

>>17449903
If im in nursing school and jack off can I count each finger as a different girl?

>>17449887
Thank you thats good information

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>>17449843

Buy a bottle of synthetic urine.

Contact your local Alcoholics Anonymous?

>>17449842
I don't think my problem is that big. Drinking is a luxury I can't really afford in any way I can't explain why I been doing it other than stress.
This one girl I know that's a mean drunk is like trying to convince me she's some sort of luxury item that's great to have around when she's just a mean drunk, I don't want something like that around even if I could afford it.
Like if there are people like that out there constantly waiting to try and fuck me over how am I suppose to trust a place like AA ? Maybe they got the same problems as me, maybe they're the type that are causing those problems.

Like is there nothing I can do on my own other than just be pissed off and not have anything to really do about it?

>>17449865
>I don't think my problem is that big.
I'm not an expert by any means, but I'm pretty sure that if you find yourself drinking even though you want to stop, and you're doing it out of stress, that some people would consider that a good enough qualifier for going to AA.

>how am I suppose to trust a place like AA ?
By hooking up with a longtime sober and trustworthy sponsor with good references, I assume.

I guess you could try handling it on your own. I suppose I'd recommend researching it. There's probably a lot of reading material out there about dealing with alcoholism you can start with.

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Here is his alternative account

Maybe don't take nudes dumbass

>>17449794
... and how old are you? Honest question.

>Am I better off just being alone and making myself happy instead of expecting to have a shoulder to lean on in rough times?
Yes. You are your own best friend and worst enemy. At times like these, sure, you could try to seek comfort through others but the real healing starts with you and yourself alone.

and you shouldn't expect others to make you feel better. At times like these, people that care will come to comfort you because they want to. You shouldn't expect your girlfriend to come to your rescue when shit goes down, but it says a lot about her.

>>17449816
I know I shouldn't expect anything from anyone, but sometimes it'd be nice to have someone make you feel pretty good when stuff is rough.

Is there anything I should do about my girlfriend? Is this something that is a red flag (and why?)

I don't think you should stay with your girlfriend. It's not beta or whiny to expect your partner to support you emotionally, what the fuck is this masculinity shit

NYPA faggot

And besides, why should I engage in illegal activity for you?

>>17449771
>paying for fucking pokemon

you deserve what you got

>>17449781
This and Pokemon? get a fucking life.

So what is your actual problem with being a virgin? You dont feel like a man? You are the only one left in your group or somethin' ?
If it means that much to not be one just hire a hooker and change bodily fluids.

t. 22 kvhh, zero fucks given. It happens if it happens.

>>17449798
Yeah kinda I guess. I just feel like I should have lost it already and I look back on some opportunities I had and Im like wow you fucking idiot! I guess I really just need a gf.

>>17449806
Well then there's not much choices now is there? Get a gf or go to a hooker.