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First you let go of your penis.

Then you don't touch it again unless it's to wash it and wash it only.

>>17450970
stop watching porn related things. it will make you want to

>>17450970
find a cute girlfriend, and you will stop, otherwise don't be so cruel with yourself, masturbate without fear, just don't do it too much, but consider that jerkin off once a day is good for your health and brain

i landed a version of my dream job, and honestly most of it came down to luck. more than 90% if i had to pull a number out of my ass. i had the correct skills and all that shit, but it all came down to knowing the right people, being at the right place at the right time... basically the stars aligned for me.

thats over now and i think that was my shot, definitely not gonna give up but yes it is a very tough thing to achieve.

It sounds very cliche, but don't give up.
Just poke around and find the right people to get you that job.
It'll be hard but it'll become more of a game the better you get at it.
Source: experience

The more you advance in a career, the less time you spend doing the things that first attracted you to the job. Eventually, it becomes just a job. Hopefully one you enjoy, but all else being equal, as you grow and age, you develop yourself so that your job becomes less interesting and meaningful than your home life, family, etc.

Kill yourself, basically. You're at the point of no return.

>>17451001
Should've known....

I'm also like this, except 27. Go to meetup.com and find some groups to join. There will be some with holiday parties and stuff. Even you can make friends.

Well you need to go to a professional. You are inly endangering yourself and others by not properly addressing it. What triggered this response anyway?

But if you have that bad of an anger problem you may -need- to go see a specialist.

It's too embarrassing to share but let's just say it's not a reason of high importance. And I am not going to a professional, that is why I am asking here. Any piece of advice would help.

>2016
>in early year more new employee hired
>unlike me, they're from college. some of them even from germany college
>one of them is a girl
>after a month suddenly she ask me to go out with her
>i reject her with respect, i know my place
>never have thought for kind of relationship like that
>she got angry and start messing around
>telling other coworker if basically i'm a bad and retarted guy
>from time to time they believe this girl and start setting distance from me
>still self bluepilling if everything is okay
>start used to be alone, more intense on internet

>eventually stressed out, start doing unusual stuff
>hacked wifi router, got web access and telnet, at last got cctv access
>start needing high dosage of coffe every morning and need to listen hitler speech several times to feel lively
>laugh alone at stupid joke and dank memes
>sometimes having suicidal feeling
>once tried sucide rate quiz, got highest chance to commit suicide and the web advicing for me to avoid being alone

>>17450914

>today
>manager tell we need to talk
>ohshit.jpg
>turn out my contract wont extended and my work only till this month

so /adv/ i will start my work career from zero again
how come one girl can mess up my life only because i reject her?. i often saw her dating different guy in a week and personally i think she is not wife material, is my way reject her like this is correct?
now i start think all girl is scary as fuck, i have no more interest on them, i have no self esteem anymore because of this
is there anything to make life better? for now at least i have several week to prepare seeking job again
do subhuman like me deserve to live any longer?, as far i can thought only i need to work again during next 2 years till my little brother finish his school and i just gonna helium myself
help me /adv/, i feel like shit right now and has no idea what to do

>is my way reject her like this is correct?
Yes. She is probably just a spoiled, vindictive girl that's not used to get "no" as an answer. Her behaviour was deplorable, but that doesn't mean every girl will be like that. Didn't you try to tell anyone the truth? What did she say about you?

>do subhuman like me deserve to live any longer?
it's not your fault if your life is like it is! You're not a subhuman. And nobody "deserves" to live, they just do.

Sadly i dunno what advice to give because i too am a half-suicidal fucker here. You should just know that you're stronger than you think you are and that you can probably still have nice experiences in your life. Maybe you've got to leave that area and move somewhere else, i dunno.

age?

>>17450906
He's 27. I'm 25

>>17450911
well there's no stress from that point of view then (my uninformed opinion). Ask yourself what the reasons are you think you cannot wait for longer, whether they are true/valid/important, then ask yourself whether waiting another year for a pregnancy/birth together is worth that.

>>17450876
If most of the data is there, you can probably write it comfortably if you start outlining now.

>>17450876
On the Ganges? I don't know if it's solid enough to write on, but you should at least give it the good ole college try. Maybe you'll find enough paper floating in there, who knows.

>>17450876
I am no expert on the ganged but dividing the thesis to maneagable portions should be feasible.

1.5k words a day and divide the project down to different topics a dai. For example day 1 intro, day 2 geography and so on.

You are a nutter to have left it so soon but good luck.

>>17450772
https://www.adaa.org/understanding-anxiety/related-illnesses/other-related-conditions/body-dysmorphic-disorder-bdd

raised by a single mom?

>>17450780
OP here, yes I have been raised by a single mother? Is it of any relevance?

>>17450761
shit happens, pass the joint.

>>17450761
What happened? Be honest, was it your carelessness or a lack of training?

>>17450789

Carelessness. Turned too fast on a forklift carrying a load of pallets with product on them and dumped those over. Had someone been standing where they fell, it could have caused an instant fatality. I can see that in my head... a pool of blood growing from under the pallets. I'd have just resigned if it was that bad.

how do you get unemployment? I've been at my job for around 3 years and I'm pretty much biding time until they fire me.

How long would I have on unemployment? How do you qualify? How much do you make on unemployment?

>>17450766
File with your state's labor department and they'll have you jump through a few hoops to prove you indeed did work at one point.

>How long would I have on unemployment?
all this varies by state, you'd really have to look it up. In most cases you stay on as long as you don't have a job because you'll be sending them proof that you're looking while you're on it.

>How do you qualify?
You have to work x amount of hours in a single place. You worked 3 years which is way over most state requirements. You also have to at least make up a good reason as to why you left the job (or got terminated).

>How much do you make on unemployment?
Somewhere in the $200 range every week. Max is $275.

You can probably get it if you apply with a good enough reason. 3 years at one shitty job is more than enough.

>>17450781
can i be on disability and unemployment? I'm wanting to attempt to use my mild scolliosis as an excuse at some point in my life.

gym ofcourse silly but maybe lunch time at a real good burger shop.

Not being fucking ugly.

>>17450771
>>17450777
Is it too much to ask for?

I date Taylor Swift and the pepperonis are kind of annoying when they make flashes with camera box haha

>>17450741
Don't do it. Guarantee he's gonna bang someone else.

>>17450741
Don't do it.. You will have do deal with some really weird shit, like publicity stunts, or him having to talk about how he's completely free and single to keep his fans interested

None of it.

All of it.

>>17450738
They don't mix well.

Anyone that tells you they do is trolling you.

sleep with her shit. Knotch on the belt. get some strange pussy

like, there are all pros, and no cons.

I've been out of town before and wanted some strange, and honestly out of town strange that you know you're never going to have to see, talk to, or hear about ever again is the greatest thing ever.

I had one chick try and add me on FB after. But, she got insta blocked because I don't need that shit in my life, bitch you were a one night stand 1000 miles away from home.

Get your dick wet, and send her on her way man. It's a good experience.

>>17450770
looks like it isn't happening anyways

was on skype with her, and her mom popped up out of nowhere and asked if I was "the guy". I said yeah, and she said she'll "let" her daughter meet me only on the condition that she comes along, and that she also can't go anywhere with me alone.

This is a 21 year old girl.

So now I'm definitely bailing.

>>17451013
eek yeah, pull the plug. what a freak show. I sure as shit wouldn't be trying to get random hookups on a family vacation. That'd just be weird.

Unless the mom was hot and you think you can get a little mother/daughter action...

>>17450708
There are no femanon on 4chan,

>>17450708
it does get too sensitive if stimulated for too long. it starts to hurt a bit.
try rubbing it through clothes at the beginning.

>>17450833
Well, isn't it a problem to have the panty soiled ? For guys it's really bad so I tend to remove it.
Thx for the advice, i will let her remove her stuff. No more undressing !