>Be me
> gorgeous girl started following me on instagram she is 9/10.
>i just have insta account , she had to search for me to find me no other way
> recognise her , i see her offten she is allways staring in me on the street
>10 days latter i msg her
>Everything fine i arrange meeting she is pushing it to meet faster
>i aceept it , literally we aranged dating before we even see each other . Sead to me everything but fucking will be happening
>20 min latter change of mind she wants to be just friend's
> doesnt wanna meet
> i started joking etc. She is back to see me but only for 10 min thath night
> end up talking for 45 min she had to go with friend
> there she admited she had crush on me
> tuching , smiling , punching basicly everything you want her to be dooing .
> kiss in cheek for night and she sead just relax all will be fine
> tommorow i text her she is warning me she will block me
> dont get why
> keep pushing it she blocks me for real
>create another account apologies for being rude coz i kinda was
>she accepts it but doesnt wanna talk
Any other insight in this situation here would be nice
Should i text her again or wait to see her and try to tolk to her
And when i was joking with her i joked about iff she blocks me i have to meet her old fashioned way in person with chocolate or rose's. I dont know does she expects that or block is for real ...
Forget about her. Keep pushing it and there will be no going back. You need to have no regrets on your actions. If she comes back to you tell her you don't want any serious relationship. Trust me she will start making the moves.
>>17453996
She sounds crazy, but then again she is also hot.
So she might worth the trouble.
A friend of mine always refers to the crazy/hotness chart.
wanted to buy an anime body pillow as a gag novelty until i found out its used for masturbation, is it still ok to buy
pic unrelared
>>17453971
*related
>>17453971
I'm going to buy my bf one as a gag novelty.
I'm just buying it online to remain anonymous.
>>17453971
What the fuck are you on about? Dakimakura? They're not for masturbation and even if they were, why wouldn't it be okay to buy one? You are presumably an adult, act like one and go buy your weeb shit.
I just realised I'm 20kg heavier than I was three years ago. What the fuck happened.
You got older. Slowed metabolism combined with accumulated bad lifestyle and dietary habits. It's how most people get fat
You subconsciously have a weight gain fetish.
>>17453966
>>17454208
Can't recommend either one.
I am positive I am friend zoned by a woman. She never texts me first and rarely texts me back. She never seems pissed though when she does text me back. I have been out on dates with her but I'm not sure if she thinks they are dates. I explicitly use the word date.
Anyway, how do I move on? I spent 5 years chasing after her and I mostly just want to forget her. I can't though because she is first woman to show me any real affection that is not related to me.
I actually kind of hate the girl that friend zoned me but only because I can't stop thinking about. When I date other women, I am just looking for a copy of the woman that originally friend zoned me.
I just want to forget her. Can't even bring myself to delete her number. I fear never talking to her again.
5 years?
Best to cut contact. Maintaining contact is just teasing your self. I won't do you any good.
>>17453956
Cutting contact scares me. What would it even prove? Or do for that matter?
>>17453959
Let me rephrase.
What is it that you hope to achive in the next few months that you haven't achieved in the past 5?
It's not impossible that you will end up together. But it will be when she's finished fucking around (litterally) and what to settle. She may or may not be pregnant at that point.
>be 17, get together and move in with 22yo gf
>be with for another 4, almost 5 years
>we break up cause i ended up in mental asylum and had delusions about her being knocked up by mafia guy, thought that if i dont breakup with her the other inmates will kill me
>get out, move in with my mother, all my stuff is over at my exs apartment
>mother has some sort of celebration, i dont want to be around people so ask ex if i can sleep over
>she says no problem, lets me know that i can come over
>i enter the apartment and she is sitting on her bed in panties saying she cant wake up
>gets up put some clothes on and goes shopping
>we lie next to each other on bed, watching tv
>she goes on a night shift, i have a joint and sleep
>in morning she says her muscles are sore, but that its nice pain, asks me when will i go and tells me she goes to sleep
>lies next to me and sleeps
>when i get back home she messages me "You are like a ghost :P"
Whats all this mean anons, should i do something like give her a massage, kiss her or smack her lovely ass the next time i am over? Is she just playing with me or does she just dont care at all?
>i enter the apartment and she is sitting on her bed in panties saying she cant wake up
>>17453928
lel, are you saying i should have helped her with the waking up or wot
bomp
How about we have a happy thread for once, /adv/?
How are you doing? Anything good happened to you, or something to be excited about?
I'm leaving for Lima on the 15th for a long solo backpack trip and just booked tickets to one of my favourite bands who are performing there the 16th!
Happy thread go!
>>17453888
This probably doesn't sound like I should be happy about it, but I realize I'm the most successful person in my family. I seem to be the only one not living pay check to pay check.
>>17453888
That sounds great, many of my friends went trekking in Peru and said it was amazing! Hoping to go there myself next year.
Also having a pretty good time right now.
>Just finished M.Sc. and first 2 years of Med-School (MD-PhD program)
>Paper to be published in 2 weeks in one of the top journals in my field
>Have great ideas for my PhD
>Celebrating first anniversary with girlfriend in a concert where our favorite musician will be playing (never saw him live before because tickets are expansive)
>Flying to a convention in the UK next month to present our work, and PI will be paying for everything from registration to flights to a 4 star hotel he booked me (with meals included)
>Moving into a larger apartment in 2 weeks which is 3 times the size of my current room
>Paycheck will be tripled starting November
It feels like everything I've been working on for the past years is finally falling into place in spectacular fashion
>>17453888
I have had the great fortune to have turned myself around from crippling weed addiction, to a job with not too many hours that still pay middl-class wage, own a car, mortgage a cheap apartment, some savings, and can afford several vacations a year.
From where I came from, I am very happy that my life turned out so well. Even managed to get a highschool diploma under my belt, despite me dropping out the last year due to personal problems and weed addiction.
There is still hope, guys!
Just hang in there and don't slack off, and oppurtunities await around every corner.
Giving up is defeat, perseverance is victory
What's the best way to rephrase "at this point in my life I'm incredibly horny and lonely, so I can't promise a stable relationship but I'm very open to one developing over time."?
>>17453856
Just say that desu
"looking for something short term that could change in future"
I just want to have fun.
at 20 i'm starting to become more open to the idea of getting an escort
can someone with some experience give me some pointers, i live with my parents but they go out every weekend so i'll have more than enough time alone
>>17453835
make sure you get MSOG
use condom, you won't remember the feeling in 5 years but you could have the std in 5 years.
My dad used to have a few Sierras, I think he preferred them to Escorts.
>>17453841
what should i look out for in terms of scams?
is £80-£100 going to get me something decent or a hamplanet?
how does the whole thing work?
does she just turn up at my door, i pay up she comes to my room for half an hour and then leaves?
My boyfriend and I haven't been dating for too long, around a month or so.
I really enjoy rough sex, ranging from being fucked hard, to bdsm (not that it has to be rough every time, but its much more enjoyable for me when it's is).
My boyfriend on the other hand.... Not so much. Every time we have sex he's always very gentile, with not too much foreplay, and its starting to get boring for me. I've noticed my sex drive toward him going down as time passes, i'm not as turned on by him anymore.
I've talked to him before about how I really love when guys are rough, (even just a little if its out of his comfort zone) and he's listened but never tried to make it rougher, and the one time he did I could tell he felt weird about it which just turned me off also.
I don't know what to do. I really like this guy and our emotional connection is INCREDIBLE, however, our sexual connection... Isn't there for me anymore.
I need advice on how to spice things up
idk man if it isn't natural it's hard to just be GRR RAWR in bed. Maybe you should have him tie you up and tell him he can explore and whatever with no judgement.
It might just turn into the same sex with restraints but he might also figure out it's ok to start pushing boundaries??
You should have an honest conversation and talk to him directly about it. Find some porn with rough sex the way you like and watch it together with him.
If it doesn't work and he shows no effort into trying it at least, you should break up.
Emotional connection is very important to any long term relationship, that's obvious, but sexual connection is just as important.
A successful couple has to satisfy each other both emotionally and physically, and incompatibility in either brings down the other too. Because when partners don't connect emotionally, one of them will eventually become worn out and lose sexual attraction to the other, a lack of sexual compatibility leads to the same effect on emotional attraction, that's why both are equally important.
If you don't find a way to make him satisfy you, or if he doesn't want to/care, listen to me and breal-up, because your relationship will fail.
>>17453860
Can't tell if this is a subtle troll or someone who has never been in a relationship.
I know this is silly, but I know my eyes arent very good. I cant see far away very good and my left eye is more blurry than my right eye. But I don't want the doctor to tell me I need glasses because then some people would think i'm an easy target to pick on. I have seen so many fights where people break their glasses and I don't want to go through that... Even contacts, I have severe OCD and would worry about the money and taking them out daily and cleaning them and all of that. I am just freaking out and its easier just to not go. But they could come in handy seeing the chalkboard in class when they start in a few weeks. I know this is silly guys but do you have any advice? Thanks
Do what I did and pretend you can see the chalkboard while you actually can't and then fail the class because you don't understand anything since you missed all the notes but hey at least you didn't have to wear glasses which is embarrassing and stuff so yay I guess
Get glasses. It might even help you with your OCD.
>>17453824
This. Also don't forget to get lost all the time because you can't read road signs, and make sure you squint at everyone and freak them out because you can't make out their facial expressions or even tell if they're giving you eye contact.
I waited like 5 years before getting glasses, and once I got them I felt like I had wasted those 5 years. You don't realize it now, but having working eyes is life changing.
Should I feel like a bum?
I just turned 22 and I have no car. I've had three in the past but I had too much trouble with them breaking down.
3 months ago I got my first job (full time at Amazon), and it hurt my feet so bad that I just quit it.
I'm still in college, but I just changed my major because I got put on an academic warning.
Over this summer I lived with my gf and her parents, but that was because she offered (and pressured me to)
I do have an apartment during the semester.
I'm just feeling like a failure that people will just laugh at. I don't feel like I'm 22, I feel like I'm 18 or something because I don't have my shit together.
>>17453805
Ok. So you believe your life at 22 should be much better. Well. Life is not like that.
At your age everyone has it though but with effort you will get past it ok?
You are not going to stay like this forever.
Focus on what matters and (no. You aren't losing your youth)
Jesus. Life is not easy when you start being an adult but it becomes easier later on. It all depends on you anon. Have hope and give life effort
Nigger I'm homeless you aren't that bad off.
Nah chill out bro, I'm 22 and bumming much harder than you, at least you're studying
I'm ok with that fact that I will probably be homeless for the rest of my life now as things continue to fall through and I have lost my will quite recently to keep trying.
What's the best way for me to get money and stuff?
I'll need it until I die sadly.
A job.
>>17453818
How? I had one but I fucked it due to chemical dependency.
I've been in the same boat, dealing with addiction currently as well.
When it comes to money and a job, let's be real you're gonna hate any job you have to do unless its something you love.
I know youve heard it a million times, cliche as this is, you need to find something you LOVE.
What are you interests? Even if you think there's no way a job could be related
I'm turning 32 in a couple months. I finished my undergrad degree in the spring of last year and took time off to work and travel to get rid of the burnout I had from back to back semesters.
I'm at the cross roads of whether applying for a career job with the fire department or railroad for the paycheck and retirement. The other option is apply either apply for a masters program or medical/veterinary school. That will require me to do another semester or two to complete a required course for the application and then another 4 years for the school, given that I get accepted.
I feel like I'm getting too old and that I'll be playing catch-up for years compared to my peers, both my age and the kids I went to school with, meeting wife material and having kids. My parents are getting up there and would love grandchildren of their own, I can see it when friends and relatives come by with their poop monsters to visit. Then if I take the career job, I'll regret it later that I never followed my passion.
I've lived a pretty good life the past decade full of travel and experiences all over the world but I know that doesn't mean much on an application where it'll read "wasted years finding oneself instead of taking studies/research seriously"
Anybody have any life advice?
>>17453720
What the hell fire department let's you apply at 32? Every single one I've seen cuts off at 29.
Even if you get a good score on the exam it still takes years to get slotted into an academy as well.
>>17453750
I think the cutoff is 40 in most departments. One can also self pay for academy, which would help with hiring also, but they'll just send you right back in most cases
just do you
yo anons, got myself a new laptop. what antivirus is best to install?
give me something easily downloadable but well working, thanx
>>17453712
Kasperski
nod32 my favorite.
has free trial
Windows defender / mse + common sense 2016
Or just run Linux if you're a retard and can't stay off dodge websites
I'm a single mom going to college with my sister. We currently rent an apartment together. A couple weeks ago, I asked my neighbor, a trustworthy guy, if he could watch the kids for two hours while I went to class and my sister wasn't home, and he agreed. If he babysits and doesn't accept pay, can I sue him for child support because he took on a fatherly role?? I'm sure I can convince a court that he accepted a fatherly role.
Short answer, no, obviously. In court cases where men are ordered to pay child support to a child that isn't theirs because they "accepted a fatherly role" they actually took on a fatherly role, as in called themselves the child's father, publicly. The best example is in cases where a man later found out one of his kids wasn't his, but called himself the father for several years. It's just like common law marriage, living together alone doesn't count, you actually have to hold yourselves out publicly as husband and wife. Just watching a child for two hours a day is insufficient. If you want child support, you should be focusing on the child's actual biological father.
u go girl
0/10, very poor trolling