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I´m fixated on my boss since he subtly hit on me. I´m pretty sure I wouldn´t have liked him otherwise, he´s older and married and I can´t imagine myself being with him even if he wasn't unavailable so why can´t I get my mind off of him? I'm screaming internally like a fangirl whenever we meet, it's what I look forward to everyday and it's driving me crazy because I'm pretty sure it's nothing serious from his part, not that it would matter anyway.
I can barely sleep, it's all I think about even though I already am in a relationship, how do I shake off this obsession?

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When university starts in a few weeks. I'll be balancing
>classes
>part time job
>leader of 2 clubs
>looking for real job after school
In short i'm very nervous about my ability to perform well at all of these at once. I've never been so busy.
Please offer some advice to me

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Help /adv/

I started going out with this girl for one week, we kicked it off well with allot of similarities. She couldn't get enough of me during our one week, always texting me and having an obsession with kissing me, telling me how she is "falling for me" and telling her family about us.

I have known her for 2 years now. but on a surface level.

Now she went to **** for a week and is hardly texting me. She texts me in the morning and night but that's it. doesn't want to talk. Its only been 2 days since she left.

Am I being unreasonable? or she doesn't like me as I thought? I am upset and anxious and feel about confronting her of this but I also feel that I should be patient and just wait out her 1 week holiday

I didn't realise how much I myself had liked her :(

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>18
>Around 12k $ in cash
>Some uncle lives in north carolina so I have visa
>4th year of high school, have yet to finish

This is my current situation. Due to family issues I'm thinking of just quitting because I wanna start my life in the US.
I'd love to work as a videographer, I will do all that's necessary to make it happen, and eventually I want to become a DoP.

I have the equipment, some cash, and approval (mostly) from the family. How do I go about this? The only thing I feel like is gonna hurt me is the fact that I effectively didn't finish high school. I have been studying electronics for three years and I technically need two more until I have a diploma. Luckily though you don't /really/ need a diploma for the kind of work I want to do.

I'm mostly curious about where to live, and how to make sure my cash lasts as long as possible in nyc, which I know it's fuckexpensive. Any /adv/ices?

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How do I even ask out a girl?

It seems like the only place to do so is at a bar/club and I don't drink so I never go there, so where does that leave me?

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Tfw you look at a mirror
How do I deal with this

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I want to kill myself
I realize that it is probably because I'm fat ugly and poor and all these things limit quality of lifs and all that in changeable but the effort to change these things does not seem worth it. Even if I was fit rich and pretty I don't think my life would be enjoyable. Because as looking as far back as I can I never really enjoyed anything so why would that change? Is death really the only option?

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I am extremely anxious. Got into a huge fight with gf yesterday and possibly she'll break up with me, so I took a four-day worth dosage of anxiety pills, of which I had been off for one month, so I could sleep. Started feeling really sick and fell asleep. Woke up now, still feeling weird, but anxiety is coming back a bit.

Would it hurt me to take more?

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Got a job in direct energy- i go around trying to get people to sell out of their contract with their energy provider, i work 11am to 10pm, the thing is, they only pay for commission, i have the skills to persuade someone, but i seem to be lacking those skills in this job, or just suck at it, since im a amature. I am not sure how i feel about the job, i myself, never gave time to an agent, like i am now. Didnt really try to hard to find this job, but i am on the border of leaving the job, after 2 days, not because it is hard, but because, it pays in commission, ($100 USD per customer) never really been a fan of talking to people, so you can see how SELLING them is worse for me. I do have another job that i can go to, but it is manual labor, idk what i should do... anyone have any type of suggestions
>nb4 got college
im applying for one now but will b 4 months before i can do something else with my life...

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hello /adv/

short story : i want to work in a cruise to make money.

Long story: I'm a third worlder working in call center. hate my job. I want something more adventurous so I started looking around and i found working in a cruise.

Yes i know i will work 7x7, was i know i will live in the ship for 6-8 months. The purpose is not to travel the world for 'free' since i dont really care. it is more about the adventure side of it.

so /adv/, has someone ever worked in cruise or ship before ? any advice ?

thanks.

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Hey /adv/,
I need help. I do not know what to do anymore.
So I am a 3rd year Mechanical Engineer, studying in the UK. I study in one of the top 5 schools in the UK and have top grades in my class and have alot of professors who are really happy with me and my work that could write me great recommendation letters.
I am planning to apply to the top graduate ME schools in the US such as Stanford, MIT, and Berkeley.
From what I've seen on the internet they all have avg GRE scores of around 165+/170 for quantitative. But some other sources claim that they will only take exceptional candidates with 165 and the true avgs are 169+.
I have taken the GRE 2 times already and have gotten 160 for quantitative twice. I am really struggling with the exam and don't know what to do. I hate standerdized testing, and for some reason I never excel at them even if I excel at the mathematics commensurate with my lvl of education.
Is it still worth applying for those schools with such bad GRE scores?
If I do apply should I try to retake the test again, even if its 200$ every-time?
Do you think my academic record and recommendations will compensate for a lackluster GRE score?
Apologies if this is unorganized and full of mistakes, I just left the exam hall and feel terrible.

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I saw a picture of a penis and now I don't know if I'm gay. How does someone know if they're gay and what do I do if I am gay?
/adv please help.

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I've had suicidal ideation for a long time, since I was a kid, it's become kind of normal for me. That's not really why I want something. My sex drive is making me miserable, and I'm scared I'm going to ruin my relationship because of it. I read it lowers sex drive, does anyone have experience with that? And what did you have to do in order to get a prescription? Or if there's something else I can do to lower it, that would be great too.

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Hey guys,

My girlfriend has a problem climaxing whenever she's around me and it's frustrating her and I just want to help.

Before me, she was a kissless virgin and so obviously had never engaged in foreplay with anyone, only masturbation. The problem is that whenever I finger her she never dries up and tightens up. She devoutly states that it's not me (I'm starting to think it really is) but she can make herself cum in minutes.

Is she putting psychological strain on herself to climax to please me? Any other ideas? I plan to spice things up since we don't really have sex that much (we think it's just overrated as hell) by doing oral sex.

Anyone got any suggestions?

I just want to make her happy, since she really wants to climax and I've never made her do so before.

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Ok so a girl will be the fuck person. Only dicks and some formation of a hole. Vagina - 1
Mouth - 2 Ass - 3 Ears - 5 Asian dick for nose - 7 Smash boobs together for another hole - 8 Hands - 10 If she has no eyeballs - 12
2 feet would make another hole - 13
I got 13 possible, but you could make extra holes from making your own on the body. Does this sound right? Is there a way to fuck more?