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Havent figured it out yet myself, only found out that regular visits on 4chan makes it worse
I f.e. ranted so much about "popular" pop music and normal people that even my brother scolded me lately for being too intolerant/unfair to normies/normie stuff

Trying to be more toleant now but its sometimes really hard

Focus on the intelligent, kind normies. They might do things that are trendy and annoying, but their social involvement actually helps them contribute positively to society, if they are truly quality people and not just soda drinkers.

Behave like you're in a cliche movie where the person settles their differences in an effort to see the bits of good in everyone.

This advice may sound gay, but appreciation and good will are somewhat opposite to hard prejudice and hate.

>>17504070
>soda drinkers
Huh. That's a pretty great insult.

>>17504048
FYI we are friends not some dude I met in the party

lol dumbass what do you think it means

he wants out of the friend zone

up to you if you want out too

>>17504054
kek

>>17504031
I was kind of in the same shoes as you OP. Had really got grades doing Computer Science at a solid university, but had no real interest in technology or programming outside of school. I'm currently two months into my first internship and struggling mightily.

do you want a stable boring shitty life or the potential to chase your dreams?

>>17504031

I am on the exact same boat. Been struggling for years on my engineering careers. It has its ups and downs.

The way I cope with it is by having the goal to become proficient on other things, hobbies etc, while also continuing here and see where it takes me.

Did she get her clit chopped off?

If so, did her parents let her keep it in a jar of formaldehyde?

>>17503997

Say "Make America Great Again" when you finish having sex with her.

>>17503999
From what she's said, both her grandparents came here from the Middle East in the late 60s and then had her parents soon after. She doesn't wear any type of veil. So my guess is no.

1. Don't ask her if she has a boyfriend and she's happy being with him, just wait a bit and if she breaks up someday, get the chance
2. It's normal.
3. You know if it's love or crush, not us.

>>17504005
Oh, I mean that I want to know if she has a boyfriend but not by asking her directly or by saying stupid shit like "I hope I’m not taking your boyfriend’s seat". I want a smart question. Thanks for the other answers.

>>17504044
One way that girls show interest in guys is asking if they're seeing anyone. If you're a guy, you can get away with this too, and it might drop a hint. If she says yes, there are two possibilities.
1) she has a boyfriend, and isn't interested
2) she doesn't have a boyfriend, but still isn't interested.

If you think she's single and she's sending good vibes your way, courage up and just ask her. There's no other way for you to know

Fuck her

>>17504004
/thread

>>17503958
you can hold hair, hold face, pet her hair
touch tits, run your hand around her back, hold her waist pressing your thumbs to her pelvis and under, grab her thigh and massage.
kiss her neck, smell her skin, lick her, feel her, move your body sensually and in

jesus, you can do a lot of things, when guys moan or grunt is also sexy so you should do it . just not like an autist

>>17503955
That's the stupidest idea ever.

Nothing says "don't cheat on me" quite like buying someone a rubber vagina before a trip.

Honestly was meant as a nice jesture, because I figured fleshlight would feel better than his hand. We fuck like 5-6 times a day at the least, he is horny constantly and I just don't want him to feel unsatisfied because we cant fuck for a couple of weeks.

>>17503982
Wire tap his home just to be safe. Chances are high he might cheat.

>>17503895
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>>17503895
Pretty much the same way you talk to men. You do have to ease up on the crude sexual humor, of you're heavily into that sort of thing, but that's the only real difference.

Oh, and you might want to find something to call them other than bitches. They tend to take that one personally.

>>17503908
I was about to write something similar.

>>17503869
Wrong thread but whatevs

>>17503869
I thought this was /adv/ tho, next time, change the board when you copy paste the thread.
Try to find a job so you can get some money, but even if you find one, you can't live with it.
Sorry anon, I don't want to say it, but you're fucked up.

>>17503869
I'm sorry to hear that this is happening to you.

Why are you being licked out? I ask because depending on the reason, there may be some additional resources available to you.

What are you 12? No, it doesn't.

>>17503854
How did you even come to that conclusion?

>>17503854
Yes, OP.

As soon as you meet her, tell her that you know what she ment by inviting you to that party.

Tell her "Okay, I know you want to fuck me, so let's skip the bullshit and fuck right now".

Always works.

If there's no one to take you to the hospital then you have two options. Call for an ambulance or stay at home and attempt to resolve the health issue on your own.

>>17503867
What if you faint, or otherwise lose consciousness?

>>17503835
Don't you want the sweet release of death?

Is there a good place to ask this kind of question? Either on or ourside of 4chin.

>>17503821

bump

I think joining the force requires a college degree or military service. Have you done either?

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she's in a really shitty situation because she's starting her final year in high school(we're not American) which means she should be studying for the final exams but because of her condition getting worse she's been having serious problems with concentration, literally can't focus on anything if she tried and her mother keeps being abusive, putting her down, sometimes outright sabotaging her education while also demanding that she does well in school. she put her on another 'hunger' on Thursday, today she fainted several times and that fucking wench not only didn't give a shit about it, she also hit her because the lawnmower broke when she(gf) was using it and now the grass can't be mown until Monday.

her siblings are much older than her(10-20yrs) and fucked off hundreds of kilometres away long ago. they're like strangers to her. I'm really the only person she has, the only one she can't depend on. when I was still in high school we'd meet literally every day, hang out at my place because she could always rest and study in peace there. she could always find warmth in my home. but now I'm moving away for uni(only about 30km but still) and we won't be able to see each other so frequently, I won't be able to take her in after school so she could rest. when she finishes school, she's planning to move in with me, find a job, out uni off a bit, save up some money because she literally has nothing and even if she manages to save up a little, her mother takes it from her if she wants.

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when this happens, when she'll finally be out of that hell, we'll most probably manage. sure, it won't be easy but at least she won't be in that toxic environment.

but the problem is, she feels already she's on her last legs. I support her however I can but I honestly don't know what I can do. she doesn't want outside help(as in, from my parents) because she doesn't want to be a burden. I've spent months trying to convince her, all for nothing.

I honestly have no idea what to do, /adv/.

that's basically the outline of the situation. sorry if it's a bit rambly, I'm very sleepy. if you want more details - ask.

You are adults. Leave.

Other people leave their homes under worse conditions.

Gf is an adult. Why is she not employed or on the dole or whatever?

You can't have a solution in proximity to toxic people. She must leave, end of story, time to grow up and haul ass far away.

No, depression will make your relationship with them sour real quick. Fix yourself first.

>>17503754

Inviting someone else into your life so you can drag them down with your depression too is a very selfish thing to do.

Any girl you're with you'll end up trying to use a lifesaver to keep you happy and occupied to deal with your oppression and eventually she'll come to resent you and leave you because no one will ever want to be solely responsible for someone else's happiness.

Get help, first. If you want your relationship to last, that is.

OP here.
But do you think confessing my feelings will help me get some weight off of my shoulders, thus making it slightly easier to improve myself? There's absolutely no guarantee that she even feels the same for me. Just thought that maybe it was a good idea to get it out rather than keeping it bottled up, no matter the outcome.

Just say they threatened to assault you they're brown people the police will probably arrest them

>>17503736

>best option would be to send an email to our city.
I mean... sure.

But to be blunt, you really shouldn't be so bothered by it. Shit like that happens all the time where I live. Jeers from dumbasses playing shitty rap with the windows down.

>Took me a few seconds to even realise what happened. I have seriously no idea what to do know.

Why are you freaking out?

>>17503736
You do know that just means god is great? It's not explicitly related to terrorism and it's essentially the same as someone saying praise the lord hallelujah.