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>>17502144
Well what the fuck do you want from her? If you like her, ask her out and see if it takes her 3mins to reply IRL.

>>17502144
>Picture not related
So disappointed.

>>17502159
Idk if I should what if she says no

>>17502137
Watch what you eat.
Work out in the water (ask your doctor)

>>17502161
>Work out in the water
Is that actually a thing? Because I remember reading somewhere that some olympic athletes run laps in a swimming pool, since it gives them a full-body workout, but I didn't know that regular jackoffs like me could do that.

And it would have to be running laps and not swimming laps, because I can't swim.

>>17502137
go ask /fit/. they'll tell you to read the sticky, so before you ask them, read the sticky.
it will tell you that all you can do right now is fixing your diet, the rest will have to wait until you're out of crutches.

>The following info is just basic advice that you probably already know, if you've looked into dieting
Run the numbers on swole.me, get on a maintenance (or slight loss) diet, healing while losing weight is a bad idea.
Qualitatively, you should try to follow a mediterranean diet, eating a lot of veggies and legumes. You won't need any supplement, if you really want some go for Vitamin D.
If you do this, remember to avoid the 2 dieting pitfalls:
>eating something without counting the calories
>eating something and counting less calories than it was
and you'll do great.

DONT STOP BELIVING

>>17502108

dont wanna

STREETLIGHTS, PEOPLE

>>17502092
It's a no win for you OP. You get pulled into an irrational argument down into the weeds of one or two of the guys and tangled up in detail which she will argue successfully blaming everything on you. If you trust her you would shut up, if you don't you are a bad guy.

So, .Either you are ok with living with it and keep your mouth shut or you man up, pack your balls and get away from this girl that constantly needs attention from other men.

>>17502188

Guess that's the harsh reality... I don't understand why she needs that validation online, She gets enough from it in RL. Just wondered if it's like a phase or something.

She has like one girlfriend and thats it. All guys.

Funny thing I can't have any girls talking to me though. We almost broke up because I had a random friend request and asked that girl via pm if I'd know her or was the add request just random, which it was and she apologized. My GF went through my phone and saw that, she raged pretty badly...

>have gf
>notice she starts talking to a male 'friend' online
>tell her this is unacceptable for me
>she tells me that I cant' tell her who she can talk to
>'gift' her a new smartphone preloaded with spyware
>learn that she made out with her 'friend' at a club
>throw that bitch out of my apt. also punch her 'friend' when he comes to pick her and her stuff up
>she dropped out of school because she had nowhere to live and i was her only financial support
>justice was served

Start looking for a new GF , male friends are trouble.

>>17502070
You are probably overthinking this. Maybe he just needs some alone time or some space. How long have you been together?

>>17502070
There is something wrong, maybe cheating, maybe not.

>>17502070
How clingy are you op? He may just need some space.

Do you notice his behavior changing other than him not giving you attention 24/7?

bump? Need some perspective on this

nobody? I guess Im right then :( sigh. Ruthless

>>17502064
You posted 10 minutes ago, this is a pretty slow board.
Relax.

Work on yourself and become a man who deserves the kind of woman you like.
Relationships aren't a gift.
You didn't deserve her, and you fucked up.

She is not her fucking facebook profile!
Talk to her, go on a date, get to know each other. You're overthinking this.

>>17502056
>She is not her fucking facebook profile!
I don't have a Facebook, so I'll admit I don't know exactly how it works, but I was under the impression that Facebook profiles were created by the person and not randomly generated or assigned.

>what should i do

stop being a retard, for starters.

if you want to get to know her, talk to her, don't stalk her on facebook. That's the problem with you millennials, you gotta look up everything instead of just trying it out for yourself.

maybe hang out for like 5 minutes and if you still aren't impressed, then you can leave it. but facebook doesn't mean jack shit

Uh, whats with the arbitrary list?

importance of big dick: 6/10
>personality
>sense of humor
>intelligence
>self worth
>confidence

>>17502033
Tallet than me
Chubby (but not fucking fat)
Educated and with manners
Can keep up conversations
Considerated (like a normal human being)
Not a spoiled manchild (you can live with your parents idc that doesn't make you a manchild that just means you are going through rough times or that you care about family and savings)
Knows how to take care of himself (like a normal human being)
Asks for forgiveness if he hurts me
he is inherently a good person that wouldn't harm others on purpose
He puts himself first above others in a good way (he's not a doormat)
He can control himself when mad. Doesn't scream (I don't like nervous people)
Always has something to achieve or projects or DIY hobbies (like raising cactuses and shit like that)
Can watch B movies and laugh no problem
Cries when he feels the need to do so
It's proud of himself (that's cute in men, unless they are autismo proud)
Has at least 1 friend (but I really don't care about this one)
Above all has empathy so he is able to put himself in other's situations and understands pain, joy and sadness or complicated feelings.
Doesn't say I love you every fucking day but saves it for special ocassions
Has tact and isn't shallow.
Does excercise or at least lifts like me (I don't care if they are chubby but please don't be a sack of lard)
Loves to try different kinds of food and isn't picky about it
Isn't /pol/ tier
Doesn't force himself when it comes to my family or my problems
I don't care about religion
I don't care about videogames
I do care about what he wants to do in work or with work
Isn't afraid of his kinks
All in all. Just a decent person I guess but it's hard to find good people nowadays, people with good souls. I had a bf like this and he died in an accident ;_; I was going to marry him but I got over it already.

Dick size doesn't matter as long as it is normal and he knows how to play in bed.

Fuck this thread made me sad

>>17502014
Have you tried calmly and firmly refusing to appease her? Make it clear to her that it's not ok to wake you up at 3am over anything but an immediate medical emergency.

>>17502119
I tried to do so, but when she does not get angry at that, she becomes gloomy, silent and resentful. She says that when I refuse to appease her she feels blamed and lonely -even if I kept controlling with her the same things over and over for a whole day, sacrificing my own work and mental health. If that happens, I can only resort to apologizing and hear her say "I love you, but you did not think of me".

>>17502134
Duh, she's guilt tripping you because she sees that it works. Has she been making any progress OCD-wise? Why not go to a relationship therapist with her?

Sounds exactly like the situation I was in a couple of years ago. He overdosed on heroine not that long after. My brother almost overdosed on heroin too, he's got his life on track now though, luckily.

>>17501963
What is it that you're trying to deal with here? Do you want them to not beg for money anymore, or to help them stop, or to end it with them?

Sorry OP, but much like chasing women or making money, once they popped they just won't stop.

They've found something that gives them instant pleasure and for most people that's a trap that can devour years.

>>17501935
COOL VIBRATIONS

COME ON /ADV/ WHAT MOTIVATES YOU

I am and have been many things so far. I have sailed the entire South African Coastline multiple times and I am also a pilot that gets to fly and get paid for it.

I CAN'T say exactly what drives me but to put it into words, I will not stop trying new things and I am relentless in my hunt for eventually finding that hint of a thrill that makes life exciting

And this might sounds cheesy as fuck but I do this every morning.

I get up, Walk outside in the early hours of the morning. Breath in that fresh morning air and look up to the skies and stand my ground bring up all the positive emotions in me and say

"Once more into the fray, Into the last good fight I will ever know, I know not of the why but I am here and I will rage against the dying of the light. Life should burn and rave at close of day. Rage...Rage against the dying of the light"

I say that and then carry on about my days business with one purpose, That purpose is to be the best person I can be and try as hard as I can to find that hint of a thrill I so desperately crave and desire.

>>17501899
Either take it off to show that you are strong could move on.
Or keep it on to show that you still want it to work.

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>>17501899
Why would you care about what they may or may not think about you wearing some armband?

It grew on you, then wear it as you like. Don't let others dictate what you do or wear.
Get some fucking confidence ffs.

>>17501907
I just took it off and noticed theres a tan line

>>17501876
It can be a result of circumcision if it was botched. Go consult a doc. Why you haven't already is beyond me!

>>17501876
how often do you masturbate and how tightly do you grip it

>>17501876
Yes almost definitely circumcision. You've removed at least 50% of the nerves, and the rest in the glans will have been reduced to nothing through constant abrasion, something the foreskin protects against.

I advise you sue your parents.

>>17501859
Some do, some don't.
I think I personally know what works well for me in a relationship.
I am sometimes attracted by people who don't fit my mental checklist of qualities a partner should have, but try avoid dating them because I know it wouldn't work out in the long term unless we change and stuff. No point in dating someone I want to change.

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>>17501859
>Is it true that women don't know what they want and you shouldn't listen to them when they tell you what they find attractive in a man?

Very true. If you want advice on how to be fashionable and attractive first go to /fa then /fit. If 4chan does not cut it for you then try men's magazines.
Also use your common sense, most people are average looking but not everyone is hygienic. Shower everyday and brush your teeth after every meal, after waking up and going to bed. Also fix your teeth if you got cavities or a terribly fucked smile.

Women are all over the place about what they find attractive but at the end of the day if you carry yourself with confidence they will be drawn to your alpha male qualities.

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>>17501859

Yes, tis true.

>>17501855
At least you had a gf to break up with

Tell the full story pls

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>>17501855

Well it could have been 3 or 5 AM.

Did you want to want to jump ship on her?

If so, problem solved.

Praise Alcohol.