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There's a qt at work who I kinda want to ask out. I normally wouldn't consider but she's quitting soon so I figure I'd might as well go for it.
Would this be out of place/inappropriate to most people? How do I make it not weird?
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No, Drumpf is a cool guy. Let's go for Marco Rubio instead.
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Bump
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Ask for phone number to stay in contact, wait for her to be done, ask date, get denied, move on
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Anxiety 2016-08-27 03:47:33 Post No.17501022
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I need to sleep but can't so hopefully 4xhan can distract me. Classes start again very soon and in worried about fucking everything up. I'm crazy intelligent and awesome in lots of ways but sometimes I get totally depressed and last semester I ended up dropping all my classes. I can't do that once I'm accepted into the program I want to get into, so this school thing really needs to go well from here on out.
How can I not fuck everything up like I always do?
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Quit being narcissistic and deluded.
>I'm so awesome, I just fuck everything up all the time
Well that's not so awesome, now is it?
>I'm really smart, I just can't pass courses
Yeah, professors love to hear that
Solution? Understand your expectations before trying to exceed them.
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hnnng
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>>17501037
I'm at my best when I tell myself I AM the best. It's when I start to doubt myself that everything falls to shit. Maybe this thread was a mistake; no one seems to understand me.
I'm getting another 4.0 this semester and fuck anyone who says otherwise.
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Can a couple going through separation live together? My soon to be ex-wife and I are separated because she cheated on me and got pregnant, and I hit her and got arrested. It has become very difficult for her financially, shes 2 months late on rent, were having difficulties finding a reliable sitter. She wants me to move back as a roommate but I just don't feel comfortable doing that. Anyone have any experience with such?
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Can they? Yes.
Should they? Depends how much you love your ex-wife and your ex-wife's son.
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Dont do it you idiot
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No.
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I recently met Pupinia Stewart by complete fucking chance. We live close by and are close in age. We talked for like three hours on yik yak today. I didn't know who she was until i looked her up. She seems down to hangout. Should I go for it?
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answer me u cucks
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>>17501029
i was going to but because you used "cuck" you can go fuck yourself.
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>>17501029
No
Also literally who
Jeg foler meg dårlig at mannen min kan ikke drikke så mye vin som meg uten å kaste opp. Hva kan jeg gjore til å hjelpe ham?
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>>17500984
Hva? Liker du ikke å drikke vin? Jeg har drukket flere glass
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>>17500995
Jeg liker å drikke. Jeg drakk tre flasker vin i kveld.
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Getting my life back on track 2016-08-27 03:18:58 Post No.17500936
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Getting my life back on track
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I am not even sure why I am going to write this or why am I coming to 4chan for life advice, but I guess I want to vent and hope there'll be someone who can share their wisdom with me, so, here goes nothing.
As many other posts in here, this one starts because of my ex-girlfriend, it's been 1 month that we broke up because she wanted to pursue a guy she only met for 2 weeks, it absolutely crushed me, all those words, all of those feelings she said she felt, that I was the man of her life, that she wanted to marry me, have my kids, etc., and even by the end of it she still said I was still the guy she loved but not the person she needed at the moment, but the person she'd always need. (Yes I understand how she was setting me up as safe net).
The thing is, it came out of the blue, we had a perfectly healthy relationship apparently and I had never been happier, she was way more intense about the relationship than me, and suddenly she goes on a work trip and what do you know, it's over because of a fling.
I do realize this was probably the best thing that could've happened, she showed me her true colors, dodged a bullet, blah blah. The thing is, how can I ever not feel insecure in the future with someone else? How can I not think that all those "I love you" are fickle, and that I should never let my guard down?
I guess what I am trying to say is, how can I ever be with a girl again without thinking the same thing is bound to happen again.
I got distracted for 3 weeks after the breakup but now that summer is coming to an end I am just staying in my house playing video games all day and masturbating like a past me I kind of despise. I am becoming more and more depressed to the point where I actually come to 4chan to write about it in hopes of someone being able to lend me some advice.
I am supposed to be studying for some exams in September and thinking about her with that other guy is driving me crazy, thinking about her fucking this other guy makes me sick (cont.)
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(cont.)
I still have a picture of us in my bedroom and I don't know what to do with it, I have so many pictures of us in my phone and yet I just avoid them, I don't delete them, nor do I look at them, just avoid them.
I guess that's the end of my venting (?).
Thanks to anyone who reads this and can offer some advice.
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>>17500943
Stop thinking you are above 4chan and get rid of everything that reminds you of her.
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>>17500966
I am not above 4chan. I am a user in 4chan.
What I mean about what I said is that I know that most people don't give 2 shits and abuse their anonymous status to not offer decent advice and just bash other people's threads.
anyone know anytning about getting government assistance to pay for rent?
I have to move out of here... I live in a dump infested shit hole and I just got a serious illness I believe I contracted from living in my moms house with like 15 cats and her husband who chain smokes in the house all day and mold and etc etc. I haven't been able to work
anyone know anytning about rent voucher programs?
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>>17500934
Tell us where the fuck you live at. Government isn't giving out free money to young men. Disability, food stamps, unemployment... yes. Can you prove your illness?
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>>17500997
I live in mass, and yes I have documentation of my illness... I'm literally at appointments almost everyday
I don't know where to start. I need to get out of here before things get worse
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>>17501007
Your local department of social services should help you with disability. How old are you? Being young can get you a lot of sympathy.
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I believe I have alzheimers 2016-08-27 03:17:13 Post No.17500930
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I believe I have alzheimers
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I'm 20 years old, and my memory has been getting progressively worse since high school. I am literally beginning to forget how to spell. I forgot my mum's birthday is coming in like 2 weeks. I forget everything I learn. I can't remember what I spoke about with someone 10 minutes ago. I'm really fucking scared. I'll go to the doc on Monday. Am I overreacting or am I onto something? This ISN'T normal. I'm 20 fucking years old!
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That "I'll go to the doc" better mean "I have scheduled an appointment with my doctor." If you do have a brain disease or something like that, your biggest worry should be insurance and how well you can navigate the healthcare system. Obviously 4chins can't diagnose you.
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>>17500930
Do you snore?
Sleep apnea can impact memory because your brain gets oxygen starved.
Low testosterone can also cause issues.
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>>17500947
I don't worry about the finance part, the healthcare in Europe is fortunately free. What I worry is I have a fucking life ahead of me, yet I feel like an old man. This is sick. I know you guys can't really diagnose me, I just needed to let this out. I'm going to the doc first thing Monday, but he's just a general healthcare doc, he will forward me to the specialized one.
I friend-ed him through his brother,I didn't expect that I would fall for him some day,but I failed. Right after I learned he only had few days left before leaving the country I realized I loved him too much that the first thing i do every morning was crying. Time passed by and now he's back. I always know that his brother loves me but I never see his brother the way he sees me. Now that I learned he has a gf and his brother still deadly in love with me I started thinking about being in a relationship with his brother in order to talk him more frequently,if lucky enough I can be closed to him or maybe seeing him everyday. What can I do? Isn't it disgusting?
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>>17500927
Scum
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>>17500958
Lol
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Your a terrible person if you do that.
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What do you think is the optimal text range to send a dick pic? I haven't had much success with my current rate of 20 text messages in. We start off having a nice flowing conversation. All the girls immediately lower their rate of texts back after I send dick pic. Should I show them my cock sooner or later upon initiating correspondence with them?
pic related I would love making small talk with her then flash her my cock
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Fucking never you mongoloid.
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>>17500918
If serious this is one of the funnier posts I've seen in awhile
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>>17500933
Even if not serious, this was a fantastic post!
The diction is flawless. Pun intended.
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Bringing weed to college? 2016-08-27 03:05:06 Post No.17500908
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Bringing weed to college?
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Hey guys, I'm going to a Calstate school, I have bud with me that I'm putting in a prescription pill bottle and I'm putting that pill bottle inside a gunsafe. I am really fucking paranoid that there'll be campus security with drug dogs and shit on move in day. I really don't know what to expect, I'm not gonna be stupid and smoke in my dorm room or anything. Am I just being too paranoid?
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> I am really fucking paranoid that there'll be campus security with drug dogs and shit on move in day.
lay off the drugs anon
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Yeah no, don't bother, it's not worth it. Imagine being arrested before you finish moving in.
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>>17500908
Is getting high really more important to you than your education?
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Police officers in huge metropolitan areas, if someone calls and says that they smell marijuana coming from their neighbors apartment; what happens? Does someone actually get dispatched out?
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yes and they bring the dogs
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>>17500919
facetious the post.
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Depends on the neighbor. Depends if smell counts as probably cause in your state.
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I think I might have a chance with this guy 2016-08-27 02:52:59 Post No.17500889
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I think I might have a chance with this guy
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But I'm not sure he's good enough for me. He's very nice and I love his personality, but his life is a fucking mess.
What should I do
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depends. people hit their walls, and things change. If your in a position too you can just tell him that. Explain yourself and how you feel. If hes a straight loser and gonna drag you down too, then it isn't worth it.
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>wasting almost 90 minutes walking when you could be working at a soup kitchen or learning to play an instrument or generally bettering yourself in non-superficial ways
We all know you're trolling but you're not so hot yourself
sad
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idk. i might be moving in with him? out of convenience if nothing else. kind of afraid things might happen and end badly. but i need a boyfriend. ugh i'm not explaining any of this well.
>>17500910
wtf are you talking about loser
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I'm on a dryer than dry spell and im gonna be going to a party tomorrow night.
What can i do in order to take a pretty girl back to my place and get my nut?
Looks: 6/10 (hence my dry spell, life aint easy being uggo)
I also give myself +1 since im tall and girls like that. And i dress well and take care of myself for the most part.
Social: 7/10, it varies, i do so much better with a bit of alchohol, which i will be consuming anyways
/adv/ heeeeeeeeelp me. I need to fuck. Badly. Getting an invite to this party was hard enough, i hear there's gonna be sorority girls too and ill be competing with muscly chads. HELP
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>>17500854
so you're ugly but still a 6?
just approach the girls looking your way, keep going all night and if you get desperate aim low, shit its not hard at a party
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Just talk to women and have a good time. Any women, even if you're not interested in them, ask her questions about herself, women love to talk about themselves.
If other women see another woman enjoying your company they start to like you too. Then go talk to them too.
Then facebook friend them and hit them up on the chat thingie, say lile 'Hey I really enjoyed talking with you last night! You want to bring some friends and go hiking?' invite them to another party or some group activity like hiking. People love to pretend they like hiking with friends.
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>>17500859
I mean, im definitely not attractive. Idk. Im just average but im tall do i get a point
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How to let him know I like online pda (?) 2016-08-27 02:29:52 Post No.17500842
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This sounds really embarrassing and stupid to me.
I am not the type that puts up everything personal on their social media. I barely even have photos with other people on there and I hide most things I get tagged in.
I also loath the type of gushing some people do on facebook when they get into a relationship.
But seeing how others, and him (my boyfriend) in the past have shared random things that reminded them of their girlfriend, or photos of them together once in a while, telling people about their s/o's success or just publicly appreciating and praising them on their social media profiles makes me wish I had that happen.
He is not absolutely private with our relationship (was actually suggesting first that we publish it) and we have 2 photos up. But seeing how he was in the past makes me afraid that he doesn't like me as much as he did his ex girlfriends. There were vague posts hinting at his love for them at the time and even a poem.
Am I just not worthy of the effort?
I can't really tell him that I creeped on his profile of past months and years and discovered things on there that made me insecure, and now want him to 'advertise me' because I saw other people do it too without sounding like an idiot, can I?
tl;dr
>retroactive jealousy
>no cute gf meme posts
been dating for a year
we both are 19
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Social media does'nt really mean anything to men. He probably got bored of facebook and stopped posting as much. It becomes tedious for men more than women I think.
I would not worry about it.
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>>17500855
Exactly this. You might not realize it yet, but social media is a "phase" that you grow out of (or should grow out of). I'm 26, and the only social media posters I still see on Facebook are people who never really grew up. That and endless reposts/whining/politics/baby pictures. It's awful. Be thankful his interest is waning as early as it is.
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Plus he could have just been tortured by his ex to post shit on facebook all the time. Also ya social media you grow out of.