How to keep a relationship "warm" and have that "first days" feeling? I really want to keep my gf as happy as possible since it's going to be a bit harder to meet up irl this year
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>>17507246
Be attractive to other women. Women love what other women love.
Don't be unattractive.
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>>17507251
I mean when we talk or meet up etc.
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>long distance relationships
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kissless virgin here
decided i'm done being beta and i'm going to ask her out this week
only problem is i've never been on a date before
1. what should i do differently from if we were just hanging out
2. do i kiss her on the first date if it went well
3. how do i kiss her
thanks in advance
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How old are you?
How long have you known this girl?
Tell us how you asked her out and her reaction
What are your/her interests?
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>>17507241
1. 19
2. about a month
3. haven't asked her out yet
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>>17507250
1. Touch her, tease her, flirt with her
2. Sure
3. Put your lips on her lips
Should I let this guy date my sister?
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I'd like to see you try and stop him
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>>17507157
Ew, I'd never let my sister date a bald man.
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>>17507157
The name sounds Romanian to me
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If I can't find anything better tomorrow morning I'm going to jump in front of a train and ruin everyone Monday.
I was looking towards drug over dose but aparamtly that's shit??
I don't mind if it doesn't last long and I die quick.
What drugs should I take? I have a load, name them and I'll see if I have them.
I don't have a gun and can't gas myself
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stupid faggot stop spamming these threads, I already gave you brilliant top-tier suggestion of ramming a tree/pole/running a car of a damn cliff for all I care, it's cheap, doesn't require any preperations and most of all - quick, if you don't pussy out at the last moment. Just.. don't use the damn seatbelt
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>>17507144
Just wait for the train then.
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Why u want to kill yourself?!?!?!
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First year in college 2016-08-28 21:17:55 Post No.17507126
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Sup guys, I'm an extroverted but kind of shy/selective guy that comes from a large partying background. I'm straight-edge except Alcohol
In high school I got mostly B's and 2 C's in Honors courses namely because I didn't really care about high school courses thus my GPA was low to the point where my high SAT made me look like smart but lazy student. My colleges that accepted me weren't the best, so I plan to transfer to them (Northeastern University, Boston College) after 1 semester/year of Freshman classes
Now a Freshman in college, I'm an Economics major and made sure to take 4 introductory courses (Algebra, Macroeconomics, Eng Comp, and Financial Planning) to initiate my GPA.
I'm starting to get the hang of it and shift into studying, however I started realizing how I had made little to no friends yet. But last week I stumbled upon a Fraternity invitation event and talked with one of the Frat house members. They knew I was cool/different so they gave me their number and invited me to their apt where we would carpool girls to a large party at a hot bar on College night.
They were cool about it and finessed me into a 21+ bar without paying shit, and the main guy I was with was trying to tell me all the cool stories he had as a Frat bro while I asked what was required to Rush/how the Rushing process works.
I'm confident I can definitely excel in these courses since I have a light courseload, and I am unemployed so I have tons of free-time. I think being a fraternity is a nice idea but I'm not desperate and I don't want to fuck up my grades etc.
Any advice?
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Bump. anyone?
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>>17507126
>extroverted
>kind of shy
>straight edge
>alcohol
i literally stopped after the first line
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>>17507126
What exactly is your question?
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So I'm making my first attempt at escaping NEETdom and moving to the city, where I have a temp job lined up + an internship.
My move is about 3-4 weeks away, and my apartment/roommate situation hasn't been worked out. What do I do? How do I find randos to set up a rooming situation with? It's a big college town so there will be people looking, but who do I ask, and where do I look? I need a 3-4 person apartment. It needs to be cheap as possible, and I _REALLY_ would prefer to sublease.
Can I get advice on where to start? I need to start looking now, but don't know how or where, or what to do.
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>>17507109
craig's list
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Facebook is often a good place to start too
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>>17507117
That's sketchy
>>17507128
Any big/popular groups for roommate seeking I can check out?
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OP is missing his ex. What do?
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blah blah everyone does after a break-up or just generally, blah blah new hobbies, meeting new people to fill the void, don't try to find her in drugs though you fucking idiot (in advance)
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>>17507103
Block her on Social Media?
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>>17507108
not a must, well, Im sure seeing her on timeline and such can hurt pretty bad due to bringing back memories, definitely delete any pictures and things that remind you of her, if you really have to block her, do it
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Help to understand a girl 2016-08-28 21:03:44 Post No.17507076
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Help to understand a girl
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So I don't know how to approach this situation there is a girl that I really like and honestly might be in love with. When we hangout in a group she laughs alot of stuff I say no matter how randomly dumb it is, but she always laughs at other peoples random shit, but very rarely. If she starts to laugh at something and im near her she starts to hit me, while laughing just like slaps on the shoulder and back or whatever. We hungout last night and my friends got drunk I was driving so I just got high and when they did something funny she would put her hand on my shoulder, or her hand on my side and have me look at it. She laughs and hits people sometimes its her uncontrollable fit she gets when she laughs hard ( which is one thing I love about her) but the other night she was doing it way more then I have seen before. I don't know how to read the signs here. I don't look that attractive honestly compared to her or her past ex's so thats one issue. I am going to try and invite her over my house thursday and try to ask her out or at least see if she has feelings for me but I have alot of questions.
>First: Does it sound like she is flirting with me or likes me? I can give more information if you just ask for things
>Second: How do I bring up my feelings for her
>Third: How do people make out? Never done it before so I don't want to slobber her up
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^ That is a thread I made last night about some things she also has done. Its a little long but gives more in depth reason for me thinking she likes me
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>>17507076
Just ask her out on a date and go from there. Making out is easy, just keep kissing her lips slowly, but different people have different likes with their partner.
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So a little bit to extend on with that. I've known her for like 2 years now and we talk alot sometimes serious things sometimes joking around. What I thought of was this process
>Ask if she wants to hangout thursday
>If she says yes then she can come over after work and we can chill and watch tv
>When she decides to leave i'll walk her out, then I was thinking of saying this
>"Hey anon hold on a second, I just want to get this off my chest here, but I've really liked you for a while now, and I want to know if the feeling is mutual"
That is one of the best things I can think of for asking her about this whole thing. I am overthinking this whole thing, going in my head how do I react if she says no, do I just say ok, do I try to convince her im worth it. idk i've never been in this situation. I keep telling myself that she likes me but I also keep getting huge waves of doubt saying that she won't go for a guy like me. I am battling my inner demons and its really messing me up. My stomach has a weird pit feeling in it for a couple days.
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>>17507076
Bump for some serious help
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>24
>quit my horrible job two weeks ago
>trying to find more work
>can't
>I have approx $2,500 CAD in the bank
>car payment every two weeks of $138.18
>insurance is now up for renewal on Sept 5th
>insurance went from 342.75/month to 600/month due to an accident that was blamed on me
>other various bills
>i don't have the money to sustain myself
>thought finding a similar job would be easy
>it isn't
I've never been in a situation like this before and i am at a complete loss as to what to do.
Can anybody suggest.. anything? I have no major skills, training, or education. I've already applied to any place that I might feasibly be able to work for..
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Could you go without your car?
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>>17507125
My town doesn't have public transit. The next town does but that is a solid 45-60 minute walk. I admit that is close but it would be a huge inconvenience to not have my car.
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>>17507037
1st lesson, never leave a job without having another one lined up.
2nd. Can you go back to your old job and apply for your old position?
3rd. Can you sell your car for something a lot cheaper?
Advice on premature ejaculation? Books?
Kegels and reverse Kegels?
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>>17507030
masturbate more or less or something, else your fucked.
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Does anyone have this particular book? I was only able to get a partial sample version of 25 pages, not the complete book.
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Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day? Is it a big problem? Does your partner complain? Have you considered using your hands more beforehand instead? Speaking of PE, here's some PE for you:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PaoLy7PHwk
/adv/ why do i feel like i have no one
i haven't spoke to anybody irl in over a month and i feel so lonely
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Join a club so you can make friends?
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>>17507022
>why do i feel like i have no one
Because it's the truth.
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>>17507134
what type of clubs? everything is boring to me, i have no hobbies
>>17507135
nice advice
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GF has fucked monster cock, driving me a little crazy 2016-08-28 20:49:27 Post No.17507008
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GF has fucked monster cock, driving me a little crazy
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tl;dr: qt innocent girlfriend has hooked up with a guy with a gigantic dong and it's getting to me.
I'll start saying that I know I am/being retarded. My current gf has only been with a handful of people, I was apparently the only one able to make her come from sex alone, and she claims my size is perfect (a little under 7 inches, not that girthy). I've had no problems with insecurity at all until right now.
Like a fucking idiot, I asked her about the sizes of people she's been with, and she said her last hookup before me had a dick as thick as a water bottle, it took an hour to work in, and it hurt her so bad she nearly cried.
Awful, right? Yet despite that I'm still wrecked thinking that my size isn't doing it for her.
The last time we had sex I psyched myself out so bad that she started to feel loose and I couldn't stay hard, when before I knew this that wasn't a problem at all.
Why am I being stupid? How do I look at this to get past the mental imagery of a water bottle entering her vagina every time we have sex?
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Ha you got gaslighted hard bro. Youre basically her little bitch now mentally. Just break up with her.
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Theyve been trying for an hour, and all that came out of that was pain. Girls vaginas also expand as you go more into sex
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>>17507008
>I was apparently only one able to make her cum
No you weren't.
>Why am I being stupid
You're just inexperienced in sexual matters and believe size is the end all be all, it's not. Different people get off on different things. Her mental state is much more important to getting her off than the size of your dick.
You can't change your dick's size so don't even worry about it. Might as well be mad that you can't fly.
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I think I have a mental disorder 2016-08-28 20:46:50 Post No.17506995
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I think I have a mental disorder
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Around 5 minuts ago I was jumping around my room towards the mirror to admire myself, I then looked over at my hat and it had mud on it, I instantly smacked it with my hair brush (pic related). Why did my brain decide that this was the best solution to the problem? And do you have any advice on how I should go about diagnosing myself with a mental disorder?
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GO SEE A DOCTOR YOU LOON
Adv isnt made up of medical professionals.
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You dont have a mental illness you have too much free time. I mean seriously you took the picture with your mouth or sime shit and wrote a fucking novel about it. Obviously its a fluke
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>>17506995
Could be AIDS.
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Question about Computer Science Majors 2016-08-28 20:42:01 Post No.17506976
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Question about Computer Science Majors
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I really want to major into computer science, but I'm I making a mistake. I don't want to ask /sci/ or /g/ for obvious reasons. I was thinking of also getting majoring in mathematics alternatively.
Any person with experience with the computer science field can a degree in mathematics get me jobs at places like google?
Or should I stay with computer science.
Is the computer science degree being overstated?
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>>17506976
You learn a lot of math in comp-sci. You can also major/minor that shit.
I really wonder if software dev will die off. Everyone wants to be in it right now. Then again, you basically never finish school if you are in comp sci and want to be competitive.
>go to work
>study
>apply for new job
>rinse and repeat
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>>17506991
Thanks anon, is it possible to start a subject as a minor and then take it as a major in along side with your other? I'm thinking of putting CS as a major and mathematics as a minor
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>>17506976
Depends on workplace. CS doesn't cover practical software development, it's academic in nature, so you're going to have to also focus on S. Eng. and S. dev. Some places also value CS and/or math, but it depends.
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Please HELP (he is trying to trick me) 2016-08-28 20:34:55 Post No.17506954
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Please HELP (he is trying to trick me)
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So I'm barely getting out of the misery that my family got me into.
Living with this dude that's accusing me of stealing his shit and 300 euros from his room.
He's the only one with the key from his room and yesterday filed a complaint with th popo.
I'm not in trouble but SO HARD LIVING with this asshole.
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>>17506954
What are your options?
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>>17506961
Well my uncle owns the house (but I still pay rent) and he's trying to get rid of him ..but he (like a stupid) signed a paper letting him stay more . till sept 15
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>>17506961
So depressing living in a house wih someone you hate and tries to trick you in some way.
I can't figure out his angle