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My GF wants to take "zouk" classes. It's a dance style derived from "lambada".

The thing is: Those classes are NOT at a gym or taught by someone attached to ethical principles of a pro "dance coacher", therefore, once the style is a "touchy" one, there's no guarantees that he will respect her.

Should I let her?
>pic related
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Well I can tell you that I wouldn't let her.

Then again I'm also a forever alone permavirgin that's insecure as fuck - so you might not want to take my input on this one.
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>>17507529
Dance is purely primal and non verbal communication. I don't suggest you learn zouk, but i recommend everyone here to learn how to dance. Being men, it teaches you how to lead being leaders. Women are naturally attracted to leaders.

It depends how satisfactory your relationship is, how hard this player wants to get with her, and how good he is
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>>17507541
Well, that got my heart out, man.
I was trying to not think like that, but... damn, it hurts to accept the truth.

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I'm going to do nofap for a month. Any tips?
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>>17507506
Enjoy ED. Look up No-fap and "flatlining".

No Porn>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>No fap.
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No you wont. I manage a week and only fap on weekends tho that way i have more energy and im alltogether more quick thinking during the week when i need it.

Go for it!!! But dont be upset if you cant make it to a month
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>>17507506

do noporn instead.

fapping is natural and you NEED a release. porn is not.

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People on the internet talk about masturbation constantly, but I'm a 20 y/o guy who has never masturbated in my entire life. Is there something wrong with me?

And no, I'm not a virgin
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>>17507471
this is so odd that i think it is bait but im going to pretend it isnt. well, i dont know if there is something wrong with you but its definitely different and odd. why wouldent you masturbate if you clearly feel sexual desire? i would understand if you where a-sexual but you have had sex.
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I don't think there's anything wrong with you. Some people just don't do it. I dated a couple guys who didn't do it and it was actually relieving to me. Then again I tend to be a very jealous person so my slight insanity skews my views on this topic.
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>>17507485
Thanks, nice to know I'm not the only one.
>>17507484
I legitimately don't get what you're saying

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So... this is going to sound crazy, but the tl;dr is that I accidentally bought a pair of slaves and don't know what to do now.

>Meet friend in college from North African country
>Make business arrangements
>Decide that a good step would be to buy a house there since property is cheap
>I buy what is basically a small mansion for the price of a middle class house in a small American town
>Notice when I'm buying that there is a picture of two women
>They're in several photos with the house but also in a photo by themselves
>Thought that they must be the owner's family
>Get there
>Nope
>They're fucking slaves
>Mother and daughter
>It's customary for nice properties to come with house slaves
>Between 1/6 and 1/5 people here are in fact slaves, mostly as a hereditary status
>The mother is youngish but aged prematurely from life as a slave being stressful
>The teenage daughter is hot as fuck and obviously terrified of me
>Guilty like a mother fucker when I catch myself staring at her (she knows)

I literally do not know what to do about this. If I free them then they're vulnerable, impoverished women in a society that thinks nothing of enslaving such people. They aren't equipped to function outside of the third world, and getting them a visa would be a bitch. Keeping them also doesn't feel right.
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>>17507401
Send 'em back home.
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>>17507428

They live in my house in [North African Country]. It is their home.
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>>17507401
this is where you show to yourself who you are as a person. you can't ask for advice here, that's the pussy way out, and anybody giving you advice in here is a moron, and they'd do you a disservice before they hear out what you want to do. take a stand anon, will you exploit them, or will you free them? I can give you advice on the latter

also you sound rich, can I have some money? I'm poor af

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how can i keep my sister's boyfriend out of my house? we both live at home and her boyfriend comes over at night. he doesn't live here.

i got into a fight with him, nothing major but the police were called and he left. he has been gone for a few days but i know the faggot will be back soon. how can i keep him out of my house for good?
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>>17507394
Let freedom ring in his ears from your AR-15*

*if you live in non-pussy state
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>>17507394
Call the police when he comes back.
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You can't. She has a right to have visitors over just as much as you have a right to have visitors over, and if your parents are cool with him being there, then who are you to be a dick about it?

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About to go to prison for tax evasion, I'm fucking terrified. What's in store for me? Is prison rape as commonplace as they say? Will I have to join a gang? Will I get the shit kicked out of me?
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At least you're not a child molester.
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Shit, sorry to hear that anon.
just try to not make enemies I guess?
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>>17507389
Keep your head down, don't come off as someone who is afraid or timid, and workout. Reading and working out are your life now. Be a fucking mute, speak when spoken to but just be as calm as you can. You don't wanna make enemies or become indebted to the wrong people.

Where do you live, and what prison, whats the racial "diversity" in your area? Otherwise I can't really give advice on the race situation.

I have been out of school now for 2 years. I'm 19 and turning 20 this year. I'm struggling to get a job and been layed off several times. (4+ times). I feel like a complete loser.

My average GPA was 2.8. I'm terrible at math and have failed it every year since middle school and had struggled mightly in kindergarden. I barely passed geometry and got a D on Algebra 1. I'm going to say I have a mental block and I know most of you won't agree with me but I do. I tried my best to learn math but I just get losted and bored with doing it. I constantly try to keep myself awake while trying to learn it. I tried afterschool tutoring, I took 3 hour math classes a everyday, teachers explaining things to me 10 times over and over in different ways, and I still couldn't grasp the concepts. I constantly find myself saying "Why?" While doing the math and I try not to but it's become a habit. I pass my other classes just fine but math has been a serious burden and constant destroyer of my confidence. I've tried to ignore it but now it has become a disability to an extent. I've also noticed that other kids when they are taught a concept can easily synthesize the gist of it whereas I become completely lost. I think it might be because of they were taught the preconceptions better than I was and understood it better. I know y = mx plus b is for some shit on a graph but I don't know how to use it. And if you told me, I'd get lost quickly.

I have good memory too and it's higher than average for my age range. 86 percent above my age group to be exact.

I feel that if I do go to college I'm going to fail given my past academic record is bad, then lose my financial aid status, and then have to pay back what I owe. Any advice is welcomed, thank you.
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>>17507372
Bumpin
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>>17507372
Go to community college, take the minimum number of classes to be a student so you can devote your time to actually passing the classes

or join the military.
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>can't keep disciplined enough to keep a job
>it's because I don't know math

Anyway, do a major with the minimum math requirements (think 2 classes). You won't make much money because those are usually arts degrees, but it's not life ruining if you do better in your other classes. What I would look at more deeply is your ability to work and retain a job, because if you can't even hold a position for an extended period of time then you probably have underlying issues with following through on commitments, establishing priorities, or maintaining motivation.

HOW DO YOU GET DISCIPLINE OR WILLPOWER, WHATEVER THAT MAKES YOU DO SHIT YOU DON'T WANT TO DO, WHERE THE FUCK DOES IT COME FROM

WHAT
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Is there anything in this cruel world that you like?
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>>17507364
Do you smoke?
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>>17507380
Vidya and watching tv series

born to be a loser NEET

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help me

ok so every summer my family and extended family stay at our summer home for about a week

two of my male cousins (aged 12 and 9, they are also cousins and not siblings) are really close. About three days ago I saw them fooling around with each other (younger one was sucking him off). It fucking shocked me and I've been secluded in my room since. I'm pretty sure they've done more since then because they're always alone together while the rest of the family is out.

I don't know what to do. Should I tell their parents? Are they even doing anything wrong? I just don't know because maybe the older one is taking advantage of the younger one. I don't know man, fuck I wish I didn't see.
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>12 and 9yr old
>older one taking advantage of the younger one
Dude what the fuck? They re fucking kids, just tell to stop and thats it.
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>>17507360
They are kids within the same age range. Don't interfere in their development.

Just leave them be.

Don't join in even though you want to.
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>>17507497
I doubt they'd listen to me it's not like we're close so the only thing is to tell their parents

but I wouldn't want them to know their sons are fags I don't think they'd like that

>>17507516
>Don't join in even though you want to.
haha no worries man I'm not into little boys

ok so if it's okay I guess I'll leave them be

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>studying
>be focused on laptop, making notes on the side
>some normie faggot approaches
>''Hey man whats up what you doing?''
>O-oh well, you know, things
>''Whats that man?''
>W-well its some programming stuff etc
>''What? Do we have programming classes in our major? Dont think so why you studying that?''
>I-I like it bro

When cant normies, specially the dumb fucks in my major, understand that one cant stop at studying for those classes you take for your major, but you should strive to expand your knowledge in all directions?

Why cant normies understand the value of studying for sake of doing so?
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>>17507354
Lots of normal people study things that they enjoy. You arent a special little snow flake anon.
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Because normies prefer to have fun over bettering themselves.
This normie probably assumed you were one too, hence their being confused that you were learning about programming.
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>>17507371

>t. person that didnt read nor understood the post

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>Had a date yesterday
>Went really well, we sat and talked for like 3 hours
>She gave me a hug at the end, and I asked if she wanted to catch a movie sometime soon
>She said that sounded good

Thing is, I never actually used the word date. Is the it not implied, or should I clarify?
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You've gotta ask her out OP, spend more time with her and see how it goes. For now, try to be attractive and stuff.
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>>17507351
if you already went on a date, and you asked to see her again, you dont have to say its a date, it already is one. its how these things work. im dating a girl but when we set something up i dont call it a date. she would have to be retarded if she thinks you're seeing her because you want a new friend.
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>>17507382
Well, we met on tinder, and I asked if she wanted to grab coffee after exchanging phone numbers, and she said yeah she did.

Now coffee is over, and I asked her out to the movies to which she agreed, but like I said the word "date" was never used.

I don't know if I'm just being retarded, and she is aware, or not. Not very experienced at this.

(I'm copying this from a thread I made on /b/, ignore poorly hurled insults, I love you /adv/ it'll get better <3 )

So weird thought /b/.

So I know that Youtube likes to fuck its content creators in the ass on the reg. That much is evident. However, there are definitely content creators still making a living, putting out videos. However many views = however many dollars (or cents, or cents on the cent) that counts for, so still, some channel with enough content can make a decent income.

As raging /b/tards, I know you guys are a bunch of fucking NEET faggots with your piss jars and shit buckets, shitposting away and jerking it to whathaveyou all day, not contributing to society in anyway, and being generally poor and/or broke. (Obviously not the case for everyone, just you in particular.)

My thought is, for every fuckstick who wants to go to college, or wants to have some sort of mildly livable income, with minimal effort on their part - what if we ran a scam on youtube? Users create a channel, upload whatever bullshit they feel like creating, whether it's actual decent content, or a video explaining why their favorite pony is the best pony, we all subscribe to each others channels, then the creator uploads all of their videos into playlists on their channel so we can play their channels in their entirety endlessly, adding to their view count and upping their page on Google/Youtube search engines? Maybe it's a stupid idea, but I'd love to see some NEET or otherwise financially ill-off student get a ride through college from /b/.

Whatcha think? 4chan goes to school?
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>>17507321

The post on /b/ seemed to have a little interest, so wondering how real this could go. Again, I'd love to see how many people we could get through college, even if it's just one person.
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needless bump
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Okay, where do we start?

I'll post mine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UV8x6LMd090

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I'm going to be visiting a girl who lives far away in just 2 weeks. She's a very important friend to me, and it'll be a very long time before I see her again. So I want to get her a meaningful gift.

I've been looking at these 2 braclets. I'll have them engraved.

Which is better?

1/2
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2/2

We are not LDR. She's just a close friend who I really like. So I want this to be a friendship.
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>>17507318
That's very masculine. And an engraved bracelet is the sort of present that could go very, very wrong.
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>>17507318
Give her your hard dick fuck that shit bro

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I know how 4chins feels about a man raising another man's child but what about a woman raising a man's children from his first marriage like their mom?
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they will subconsciously try to kill them to give their own offspring a better chance
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I'm 24. Right now, I wouldn't do it because assuming the guy is my age, he'd have made some questionable choices in the past. If I was older, 30s or so, then probably.
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>>17507290
It rarely happens.
Most step mothers I've met don't live with their step kids (other than every other weekend) nor do they have a great deal of interaction with them, women tend to be in the situation if they are being paid professionally or if they can't have their own kids, otherwise they will just pop out their own kids.

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How do I stop getting cut off/talked over?
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>>17507273

Strong hand out, palm facing down

"Excuse me" in a loud, firm voice.
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>>17507277
then shout HEIL HITLA
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If you were talking first and someone interrupts you dont stop just keep going and increase your volume slightly, if what they want to say is important make them try harder.

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