Is there any way to overcome this extreme sensitivity?
Or there's literally no way of improving this thing other than by going through circumcision?
>>I've seen a lot of porn performers with uncut penises though, I wonder how come it wasn't an issue for them.
I thought uncut felt better lol
>>17510017
I think OP has dilemma of his penis being to sensitive for his preference, regardless of more sensitivity usually being more pleasurable. Or maybe he's abnormally sensitive. In which case I can only say that u gotta get an adult circumcision and hope that does the trick.
Maybe try pouring some water on it in the shower. It will desensitize after a while but don't expect instant results. Dont get a circumcision for fucks sake.
Is /adv/ the easiest board to trigger?
>>17509717
Nah, /r9k/ is way easier: just pretend to be female. And /pol/ may be even easier than that, if you pretend to support Hillary.
>>17509717
some boards are really easy to trigger
fit - vegan/crossfit
r9k - fembots/having a gf
pol - pro Hillary/refugee
his - liking Germany/Prussia
mu - mucore
lit - Zizek
>>17509717
Personaly i'd just go on /k/ and make a airsoft thread.
How fucked is it to like a 15y/o grill if you are in your 20's? She looks and acts older, but i'm kinda torn on the morality of this
I'll doubt she'll fancy a neck beard like you.
It's morally fine but legally prickly, wait till she's over the AoC then go to town.
>>17509737
Not a neckbeard, but that's besides the point.
She likes me back though
>>17509744
AoC is 15 here as well
This is what came out of my nose today. 0% snot, 100% blood and gore... Is this normal when you have a cold for more than just a few days or something that I should worry about? Has anyone of you had that already?
Uh do you do coke?
>>17509634
Normal.
Could have easily been a small bleed that clotted in a sinus cavity. If it persists, ask a doctor and seek medical attention.
If not, whatever.
its lupus
you have 2 days, three tops
I'm going to an escorts apartment to have sex with her. It's illegal here in Romania. Can someone enter the apartment to beat me/ take pictures of me/ rape me?
>>17509618
Sounds like a question for customer support at your local prostitute's place of business.
>>17509618
Why don't you just hire a motel room. Where I'm from you can hire them for half a day or just a couple hours.
>>17509758
Pay for motel room too? What you do for half a day with an escort? I want just once.
I love my girlfriend but we're not having sex. Is it worth leaving her? She gets horny as fuck, and we do everything except for penetration, but she wants to save sex till marriage. We're both virgins. We've been together for 3 years and plan to get married in 3 more (I'd be around 23). Is sex worth missing out on if I found a girl I truly love and has become my best friend? Is it worth leaving to pursue sex, it is real committed love worth more? Also, according to her, sex will be plentiful the second we get married. She's my best friend, loyal, fun, loving, beautiful, etc. She's perfect in every way except sex (but her blowjob skills are 10/10 and she swallows).
No sex until marriage is a huge red flag. Are you both very religious?
I wouldn't if I were you. Sure, sex is great, but not that great that I would dump someone that good over.
Be happy with your bj's for a few more years, it isn't that big of a deal.
>>17509491
> (but her blowjob skills are 10/10 and she swallows).
I don't see what the problem is, then.
I'm an 18-year-old girl who looks like a total nerd and I don't know how to put on make up as I never did this before. How can I learn to wear make up properly?
>>17509465
I have plenty of friends that are in the beauty industry
To learn basic shit, go to a MAC or Sephora store and have them teach you a few tricks. If you go to a Macy's, go to the makeup section, specifically the Bobby Brown area and have them show you proper application.
Also go to local beauty salons, those bitches most likely will tell you the truth about what you want, what it really costs, and alternatives and shit
>>17509480
> blah blah blah
So, OP. There is a site called "YouTube" with instructional videos.
>>17509483
I know about Youtube, but I am uneasy about putting on eyeliner so close to my eyes lol
Can someone update me where science is at as far as inventing a scientific formula to get a gf?
Confidence + people skills + talking to women + common interest = lady friend
Lady friend + attraction + date =< gf
>>17509411
kek
>cancerous frogposter
>stupid fucking thread
I want summer to be over.
today I lied to a customer, a coworker, the manager on duty, and a police officer all about some counterfeit money that went through the till and I wanted to get rid of so when someone used a hundred dollar bill to pay for their clothes I gave them all the fakes as change.
I am confessing to my manager tomorrow and accept any consequence that comes to me. Tell me how to not want to kill myself because my conscience is fucking destroying me right now.
Be smart, just quit your job and say nothing.
>>17509393
well that would only prove my guilt to people without me confessing at all and then I lose everything.
Trust me, my initial plan was 'welp I should quit because im so fucking embarassed and ashamed of myself'.
Instead I find confessing and maybe seeing if they just write me up as a consequence to be a better result, also if there's any way I can find the customer and pay them back myself I plan on doing that as well
Just keep your mouth shut, dimwit.
You're risking serious pmita prison time if you confess.
I just got out of a 4 year relationship with a married women twice my age who I was madly in love with because she cheated on me and treated me like garbage
Should I tell her husband she's a worthless cheating whore or just forget about her?
This sounds like bullshit
Lol.
So you're pissed because she cheated on you while she was cheating with you on her husband?
Low quality bait.
Just forget about her.
>Success is the best revenge. Date hot younger chicks, have threesomes, it's healthy.
Why do I never get any replies?
I've been on 4chan posting on various boards for 5 years. I tried everything from making constructive posts, trolling, trying to pick arguments, shitposting, and even making my own threads. No one acknowledges I exist.
How can I stop being neglected?
Sorry for your troubles.
Here's a (you).
>>17509317
Here's another (you), anon.
>>17509336
>>17509317
Forgot to actually give you the (you).
Here it is this time.
I'm 30 years old and have never had a relationship that I've wanted to stay in over a year... and that was in college.
Conceptually, a long term relationship/marriage sounds awesome. Is this just not going to happen? Is there something I should fix?
What kind of women are you dating?
Mine were all hypochondriacs ("Sickly" in the comic) until I lucked into one that wasn't. That was the longest and best relationship I ever had.
>>17509347
Wild Woman or Dreamgirl/Nice Guy. I guess.
I date everyone and give them a chance. There are only two girls I've ever been involved with that were special, and I ended up with neither.
>studying
>be focused on laptop, making notes on the side
>some normie faggot approaches
>''Hey man whats up what you doing?''
>O-oh well, you know, things
>''Whats that man?''
>W-well its some programming stuff etc
>''What? Do we have programming classes in our major? Dont think so why you studying that?''
>I-I like it bro
When cant normies, specially the dumb fucks in my major, understand that one cant stop at studying for those classes you take for your major, but you should strive to expand your knowledge in all directions?
Why cant normies understand the value of studying for sake of doing so?
Why are you making this thread again?
And like I said in the last thread: if this sort of small talk gets you this assblasted, I can't imagine how you're going to survive in the real world
>>17509310
Because I didnt like such responses like yours that contributed little to nothing to the conversation.
And I am already part of the ''real world'' anon, sorry to rain in your parade.
>>17509310
Don't feed the troll.
How do I maintain a relationship?
How do I build that comfy love and trust and closeness?
How do I create a strong relationship?
I want her to love me and I also want to love her.
You can't. Love is a pointless and imaginary mission of life. Everything ends and nothing has a true purpose in the long run. Go out with style.
I have found that girls will not leave me alone if I give them orgasms on a regular basis.
>Still fielding phone calls from an ex who I broke up with in 2011.
>>17509322
I've been thinking about this.
Glad to have confirmation.
I still want to maintain this relationship based on love even though I know deep in my heart love fades away eventually
how do I get the thought of my girlfriend sucking someone elses dick and getting another guys jizz on her out of my mind? I'm trying to get over her past but randomly when I think of it I just can't get it out of my mind and it disgusts me. I've been only with her and she's been with 5 other guys before me.
>>17509214
Unless she's still fucking them their trace is probably long gone. She's with you now. That should be what matters.
>>17509220
Nope, she's with me for 11 months almost a year. We've had sex over 300 times but I just can't get it out of my mind. I accept her past but I just hate those thoughts I get. I want to get over it. Is it because of our uneven count or because I'm just an insecure faggot? How do I stop being an insecure faggot if that is what it is?
Like that inner voice inside your head that does the opposite of what you want. I can't stop picturing her sucking off another dude or saying dirty things to someone else while getting fucked. I hate this.
>>17509225
This may eventually affect your performance so if you're that far in the relationship might as well let her know about this issue and that it's because she's your first. Then probably see a therapist, or maybe even a hypnotist for this issue. It's just an insecurity.