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I'm a cheater /adv/
One woman just doesn't seem enough for me. I like to have that security and lovijg relationship and holidays, family events and stuff but nothing quenches my thirst for chasing other women and the really primitive and envigorating sexual encounters fhat come with it.
I'm 28 and have been in a relationship for 5 years. Ive probably slept with about 20 other women in that time. I've probably slept with 100 women in my life.
During this relationship my girlfriend has been through severe depressions. I've saved her life when she OD'd and quit my job to care for her for a couple months after she got out the hospital. Her dog died and I dug the grave.
I've taken her around the world and we've done some awesome things together and had amazing life experiences.
I honestly do love her but I guess I have no real respect for her, or for what the relationship is.
I'm very available and caring in the relationship but again, can't stop fucking around with dangerous and beautiful women.
I've never been caught and she's totally oblivious and is happy in the relationship so I dont feel like I'm doing anything wrong as long as I'm giving her all the things she wants in her life.
Anybody else out there like me? Pic is a new fling
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>>17508194
>have been in a relationship for 5 years
You're doing it wrong.
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>>17508194
>if this was a woman posting this it would get flamed/called bait
Pic related, you should consider it, OP.
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all those words and not once did you mention loving her
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I'm not gonna say anything about sexuality in my post, since I know that'll cause a huge fight. I'm only going to say that I have a girlfriend and I also like having things put in my ass. Well, my girlfriend wants to watch me get fucked by a guy now. I've been looking for someone to do it because I don't just want some random guy. I want someone who I know enough to be sure they're clean and who I could do it with again if things go well. I think I've finally found the guy, and we're bros now. He's not openly bisexual, but he's apparently into this like futanari, yaoi and yuri, trannys, stuff like that. So now I just need to figure out a way to to from bros who talk about their weird experiences with porn to him fucking me in front of my gf. I was thinking maybe get him to the point where he'll let me suck his cock first, but I need your help, guys.
And before anyone says not to do it or anything like that, I'm absolutely sure that I want to do this, and I don't want relationship advice or shit like this. Just tell me how I can get this guy to let me suck his suck his cock and hopefully to fuck me.
tl;dr I want my new friend to fuck me in the ass in front of gf. What do?
Pic definitely not related
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>>17508175
your girlfriend has literally turned you into a bitch lmao
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>>17508184
kek. that's what I thinking.
OP, do you honestly think having your new friend fuck you in the ass is going to turn out okay? I'm not even mocking you, I'm legitimately asking you to think about this harder. You've established a new bro to bro relationship, and you've just asked him to give it you. Do you honestly think he'll just do this once, zip up his pants, and not think about it again?
Just get your girlfriend to peg you or something.
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>>17508175
My sides
Are you real
Got myself a new girlfried. Almost.
We met at work earlier this summer. We're food servers. We hit it off pretty quickly and after a few weeks I asked her out. She declined because she said she had a boyfriend.
Fast forward. She gets my number from one of our coworkers and told me that she was thinking about me, and that she enjoyed our conversations. We've talked almost non stop since then. We started spending time together on Wednesday and things got physical on Thursday.
I'd like to ask for reassurance on some of what I perceive as setbacks
>she's 18, I'm almost 25
>she's moving a few hours away to go to uni, I'm starting graduate school tomorrow
>she hasn't broken up with her boyfriend yet
If anyone has any similar age related experience I'd be glad to hear any advice.
As for the last part, she tells me she wants me, but is having a hard time breaking up with her boyfriend just now. Will her attitude favor me in the long run? Should I be concerned that she's willing to end a relationship to try one with me? Loyalty and "morals" seem to be important to her. Her parents don't have a great relationship and that more or less concerns me at times.
I'm not waiting for someone who is perfect I know she has flaws. I'm wondering if any of these things are truly red flags.
Thank you.
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Nigga if she has a boyfriend who she hasn't broken up with and is pulling you along while saying she can't break up with him then that's a red fucking flag. You're being played with dude. There's more fish in the sea, you should really try and emotionally disconnect yourself from this girl before you fall too deep.
Peace
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>>17508165
>18
If you're planning on dating her: forget it.
Just fuck and chuck. She's already talking to you behind her bf's back so she's not dateable.
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>>17508225
You're the realest
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When do you contact the girl that you just had a date with, to set up plans for the next? The day after, later than that??
Asked if she wanted to go out again at the end of our date and she said yeah, so when do I call to make the actual plans?
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bump for important infos
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>>17508160
well if there is something you want to do just invite her to that. just making a arbitrary date is cringy. wait a day if you must.
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>>17508160
wait for about a week, make the date go on the date, never text her or call her ever again until she contacts you or fuck her after that date. But after that date do not fucking talk to her.
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Barber fucked up hair. Can i recover from stuff like this? Pic kinda looks like what i have now. Except the forehead part.
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>>17508148
just looks like a normal haircut. i dont see the problem
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Straight up Marco Rubio
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>>17508148
just shave the rest off
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How do I increase my speech skill? I'm fucking terrible at talking. I try dating sites but even taking the time to really think through what I'm going to say it becomes painfully obvious I cant into conversation after 2 messages.
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Keep doing more of it and experiment saying really random bold shit and see what sticks
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>>17508147
That hasn't worked once in 27 years, I think its time for a new tactic.
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Your over thinking it
Leave some room for things to be implied
That way her imagination does most of the work of ya
How can I make my short boyfriend feel better?
I'm a tiny girl, 5'4" and he's either the same height as me or a little shorter. Honestly I don't care because I'm just glad to have someone that cares about me. But I read a lot of threads on here about short guys and there might indeed be a complex about height. So what can I do to reassure him?
P.S: the way I look at it, when it's time to hug, his face is going right into my boobs
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>manlets can get gf yet I'm still single
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>>17508084
Male him feel like he has the biggest dick in the world
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never do anything that could give the impression that you are interested in a taller man, or taller men in general.
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Hey /adv/, I've been flirting with this girl who i discovered likes me and im going out with her. There's only one problem:
I've never kissed a girl. What am i supposed to do? Suck on her lips or something? Pucker my lips up and kiss her like one would on the cheek?
PLEASE HELP MEE!!
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Don't kiss directly in the middle. Work on one lip at a time. Either kiss the top or the bottom. The angle is something you have to figure out with practice.
And don't do this:
>PLEASE HELP MEE!!
It's a kiss with your girlfriend, you can laugh it off if you mess it up. Hell, you can tell her you've never kissed before you do it.
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>>17508073
Don't worry anon, It'll just happen. You'll just do it. I was in a position like you once.
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And close your eyes once youre kissing, you dont want to come off as a creep if you keep them open
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Some attractive guy is pounding my ex gf.
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Hey, /adv/.
This girl, my first serious type of relationship, was an ldr, and cutting a lot of details, the girl had her major issues and it just didn't work out, after I spent 3 weeks over at hers, which turned out to be the best 21 days of my life.
We broke up almost a year ago, and just now I saw a picture of her new bf and he's REALLY attractive.
My balls felt like they dropped, and I feel pretty bad.
I mean, she is the most amazing girl, I've ever met in terms of her core perosnallity and she was completely different from the norm.
Anybody ever feel a sort of inadequate after seeing your ex get with a seemingly better guy/version of you?
FeelsBadMan.
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>>17508001
Stop being a bitch and get some friends and start working on other bitches. You already lost the game by giving her your fucking nuts, next time only give the girl 60%, the other 40% is to keep for your self respect
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>>17508001
>2 years ago
Let it go, kid.
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>>17508051
>next time only give the girl 60%, the other 40% is to keep for your self respect
I agree with this sentiment, senpai.
But I've been feeling fine.
In the sense that I felt like I got over her and shit, but just seeing her new bfs pic got me fucked up.
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Hey /adv/ I'm sure you get this one all the time but, I'm thinking of killing myself.
I feel like I don't fit anywhere. I'm gay, but not gay enough(the community is flamboyant attention grabbing etc) and people say I pass as straight, if a little bit metro but I'm not into chicks.
Overall I feel like I might not be ready for the world everything feels at a distance and I have no clue how to feel close to anything.
If you know someone who killed themselves how did it effect your life?
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what do you want out of life
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>>17507957
>im thinking of killing myself because im not a flamer
go ahead and kill yourself. jesus if you dont fit in with faggots, just hang out with regular guys.
>BUT THEY DONT ACCEPT ME CUZ IM GHEY
just dont come out until you have bonded. only one of my friends knows im gay and its only because we met by me asking him on a date not realizing he was straight.
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>>17507957
That's a really stupid reason to want to kill yourself. There's a lot you can do to change how you fit in or where you belong.
I wanna kill myself, too, but that's because my life is genuinely shit.
>desperate for sex/a gf
>try to court a woman
>realize how no woman ever shares my interests and that being with women is too much work
>hate women
>decide to break it off
>start from the beginning
What do?
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go gay
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Make something your common interest with the next girl, so both of you have your 'thing' you do.
It could be something trivial such as a regular dinner date once a week, going to the gym or live music.
Or it could be a hobby you create just for her that you can both do together.
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Beat off until the urge to deal with irl women goes away.
>falling for the gf meme
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GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.
FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.
>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.
>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.
>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.
>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant.
>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't fucking know.
>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.
>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.
>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.
>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off.
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What's a guy gotta do to get a girl to fart in his face?
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>>17507967
Fart in hers first
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>>17507967
Have money.
Hi, guys. I'm Japanese.
I'm making a Youtube channel about Japanese culture. And I'm looking for topics. So can you tell me what Japanese culture you are interested in?
This is my channel.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCffByGuyQqygsEYBIFI8InA
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Do a video about how japanese generally view certain countries. Like U.S.A. and The U.K. and Russia Etc.
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誰もそんなビデオに興味がない。出てきてくれ、アホ。
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>>17508129
Good idea! I will. Thanks.
I will literally never get a gf or have sex. I'm 23 and never had either. Never learned how to deal with women and at this point I'm so shy I can't even walk up to a girl let alone talk to her/take her out a couple of times/kiss/fuck/have a steady relationship.
Is it a good idea to chemically castrate myself so at least I won't be tortured by wanting something I can't get?
Also what's a good drink I probably haven't tried yet?
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most times Ive had sexual ineractions with females, I had no idea it would happen hours beforehand. Just let things happen, always improve yourself
also kombucha
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>>17507894
>literally never
give me some lottery numbers then faggot, since you can predict the future.
>Never learned how to deal with women
well fuck, it's too bad there's no way to, like, learn things that you don't already know.
I know you don't want to hear this, but "I will never get gf" is only true if you believe it is. you are the one choosing to give up. yes it is a choice.
getting really sick of these pity party threads.
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>>17507915
>getting really sick of these pity party threads.
That's why you hide them and pretend they don't exist. Let the self-defeating losers have their circlejerk
I'm scared to share my feelings with anyone I'm close to. What can I do to overcome this?
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You can practice with a therapist until you get used to it.
Most people don't actually want to know how your day's going anyway so it's not like a really essential skill.
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>>17507885
do you have to share your feelings? i'm not sure anyone cares.
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>>17507885
Don't worry I'm that way too. No need to open up to anybody. Keep it for yourself and your SO.