This is a bit of a complicated story, about a break up (kind of). Anyways I'll greentext it
>be me
> be 17 year old junior in hs
>going into senior year
>have qt gf about 6/10
>mosquito bite tiddies but I'm a virgin and this is like my last chance in high school to lose virginity
>also I'm get along with chads cause I play football and she thinks that's hot
>junior year is going well, wind up fucking her the night of the prom
>couldn't be happier, relationship changed my entire life
>overall happier and more outgoing
>all going well until the summer
>she goes to some summer camp for theatre kids
>we go on a break cause I can't stand her after she's been around those theatre kids
>start talking less and less
>18th birthday rolls around, don't even get a text from her, but get texts from her friends so it's okay
>kinda hurt though
>so summer is ending, and I start thinking its time to get back together cause I miss her
>but now she won't ever answer me, like never
>she still hangs with some of our mutual friends, but never me
>hear from friend who likes me more that she's planning to break up with me at the first football game of the season to make me upset
>now I know she's gonna break up with me
>but she's gonna make me look bad
>want to get revenge at her for this cause I never did anything to hurt her, but her theatre friends made her hate me
>what do I do for revenge
On a side note, I do have her nudes so I could show them around but that's too boring, get creative on this one and help me make this Bitch suffer. Will answer any questions to help.
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>>17512864
What's the deal with the theater friends? Why do you not like each other?
>now I know she's gonna break up with me
>but she's gonna make me look bad
But now you know. The best revenge is just to just nonchalantly say, "Okay" and then go about your business. Her goal is to make you an upset wreck, which is incredibly shitty of her. Don't give her that satisfaction.
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>>17512864
I don't get why you hate her so much. Grow up
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>>17512864
>On a side note, I do have her nudes so I could show them around but that's too boring
Aside from that potentially coming back to bite you on the ass, it shows you still care.
>get creative on this one and help me make this Bitch suffer
You want her to suffer? Show indifference. Nothing will hurt her more than knowing that she could die and you would still be happy.
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i find myself getting chubby again. if you could give me some advice on how to loose weight fast and keep it off it would be much appreciated.
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eat rite, move ass
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>>17512785
this
drink water till you can drink your piss and make sure to keep your heart rate up while exercising
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Get into the habit of eating to maintain your weight, buy a scale and try and stay within 2 pounds of your target weight of all time.
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>Met girl online
>We decide to go out
>Its amazingly fucking difficult to get a hold of her, she doesn't respond to texts sometimes for over a day
>Date goes really well
>Said she wanted to see me again, gave me a huge and long hug and made a point to smash her tits into me
>She messaged me this morning said she had a great time
>So I call her an hour later
>No answer
>So I texted her and left a message basically saying I'd like to take her out, and do something fun, want to get to know her better, etc
>5 hours no response
I'm so ridiculously confused right now. So her typical mo is to reply like either 6 hours late, or an entire day. One of the two.
However, now I feel like I'm being left hanging. I can't tell if its her regular behavior, or now I'm being blown off. So I'm basically mindfucked right now.
Should I just write this one off as a loss until I hear from her (or don't)? She made the point of texting me this morning, but I don't know. She doesn't seem like the type to play games, and when I picked her up for the original date, her roommate said she uses her cellphone like once a day.
So, try again tomorrow, or just let it be?
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>>17512755
theres a line
and youre somewhere in the middle
id leave
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Yo, just be honest.
Message her and say, you know she is busy and tends to reply to stuff SUPREMELY late, but she is kind of leaving you hanging. Then follow with, "either way, it was great meeting you".
If she doesn't reply to that after a reasonable amount of time, then you have your answer.
Honestly, this is some serious mixed signals shit, and I'd pretend she doesn't exist anymore solely off of what you described.
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Me and my girlfriend of over 3 years currently only have sex about once every two weeks, and i've noticed that it's mostly always initiated by me when the first 2+ years it was pretty much always her. She still says how she thinks im sexy and handsome and attractive etc and we do kiss and cuddle almost daily so i don't really understand why theres such a change. I do sometimes point out our lack of sex jokingly in the right context and she just laughs and tells me to shut up or acts like im being silly. Also I've noticed sometimes when I try to initiate she will say stuff like "stop i don't want to get horny" or she will stop cuddling when it seems like things are about to pick up and it feels really weird, like she wants to but couldnt be bothered or something...
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Same exact thing, except with gf of 2 years. I theorize females are hard wired to feel horny around new men to trap and seduce them, and then once the male has been around long enough to commit those feelings go away so they can focus more energy on child rearing. What you're experiencing is tragically common OP
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>>17512757
Yeah, i look for other signs like maybe the attraction level is decreasing or maybe shes not enjoying the sex as much, but i get complimented a lot by her and during the sex she constantly talks about how much she loves it and my penis etc
Her life is good as well, its not as if shes really busy or stressed or feeling insecure (she actually feels the best she's every felt about herself).
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Women don't really initiate sex
You're still having sex twice a week, that's more than 0.
There's still intimacy in your relationship so what's the fucking problem?
Do you think you're so fucking attractive that this girl should always be soaking between the legs when she sees you?
fuck off
FUCK OFF
FUUUUUCK YOU
I just tried to kill myself with a cablebinder around my neck, but I chickened out and cut it off just before I would've passed out and died.
I swore to myself that if today wasn't the day I finally did it, I would make an effort again to work on myself. But here's the thing: I just survived a god damn suicide attempt, how the fuck can I ever be normal again?
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Well you just hit rock bottom. It can only get better from here right? I hope whatever problems in your life that led you to attempt suicide get resolved soon. Good luck anon
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>>17512732
You lied to yourself and now that you are facing the lie you want to bail.
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>>17512732
sounds like you want pain not suicide
you can start by posting your problems and not "fix me"
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Hello ladies and gents
Pretty much had straight thoughts my entire life. Only desired women for sex and relationships but these past few months have been odd. My mind has been poisoned by porn and I've been getting highly turned on by dicks and I have a desire to try giving a blowjob. However I do not find any other part of a man attractive nor is the idea of anything more than a blowjob with a man appealing to me. My longterm gf knows about this and is highly against it. Eliminating porn from my life has helped but the desire is still there. What can I do to end this?
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you fucked up by telling your gf.
if you really want to figure this out, go on craigslist or make a grindr account. i guarantee you will find a shit load of guys that want to experiment with a straight guy
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>>17512829
>you fucked up by telling your gf.
not really
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>>17512721
come on out of the closet faggot, it's ok
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depression/anxiety/loneliness 2016-08-30 01:40:08 Post No.17512713
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depression/anxiety/loneliness
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I recently broke it off with my best friend and ex, because things were not going so positively. Their antics were affecting me pretty negatively, and just take my word for it because I don't want to dwell or talk about that.
Now I am virtually alone, the one who is the most depressed and anxious. I don't know when I'll be making new friends, and I'm starting to have pretty sick thoughts in addition to being afraid of people in public.
I may be getting all the help that exists (for my income bracket). Without it I would be off the rails right now. Will I be able to pull out of this?
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>>17512713
you're not "virtually" alone, you're really alone
>"A mother takes loans out, sends her kids off to colleges; her family is reduced to names on a shopping list, while a coroner kneels beneath a great wooden crucifix... he knows there's worse things than being alone..."
I think it means you shouldn't seek validation for your existence from other people, rather, you should find it for yourself... after all, there are far worse things than being alone. Don't let yourself wallow in self-pity.
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>>17512742
What is that quote from?
>Don't let yourself wallow in self pity
I'm not sure what you mean by that. Is that like saying, "Snap out of it"? I don't have pity for myself. I'm the one responsible. We're all responsible for ourselves.
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>>17512767
Oh I thought you were saying you were having depressive/suicidal thoughts, I must have taken it the wrong way then.
How does one deal with jealousy?
I met somebody today at college.
This person was passionate about things, science, well read, could talk to you about million things, knowledgeable, happy and, all around, more succesful and smarter than me.
In the meantime, I have concentration problems, reading a page takes me a long time, cant keep with a fixed schedule, struggle with discipline, cant properly look and talk to people, and often feel like I am getting nowhere.
I feel impotent, mad, being honest, I am pissed off, jealous at the fact I am not as bright as them, and dont know if I'll ever be.
One could just feel the superiority on that man, I could even say at times I felt like he was laughing at me.
This shit ruined my day, the thoughts of not being as great as I want to be, or greater than them destroy me.
How do I break out of this?
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>>17512690
There will always be smarter/dumber/richer/poorer/etc people than you. You have to accept your current position in all aspects of life, and strive to improve on your weaknesses and nurture your strengths.
When someone is better than you in some way, you should feel inspired and motivated. Learn from them and use that information to better yourself.
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>>17512734
But It doesnt feel right, being around these people makes me angry. I want to smash this persons skull. I know it sounds edgy in a MOMS GONNA FREAK way, but I just feel it, these fucking people make me feel horrible things in my stomach, I cant concentrate, I cant be around them.
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>>17512743
You're emotionally immature.
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>Live in an apartment building
>3AM last night
>Couldn't sleep
>Just sitting in my living room, reading, totally silent except for the sound of running water from a fish tank
>Hear some crashing and shuddering outside like someone is trying to jump the back gate
>Back gate is six feet of wrought iron with another foot and a half of wooden trellis over it
>Grab a pistol in a tuck holster, tuck it at 5:00, go out the back door, see what the fuck is going on
>Sure enough theres a crackhead trying to scramble over the back gate
>Ask him what the fuck he's doing
>He flops off the back of the gate, shouting obscenities, scrambles to his feet and starts talking about how I need to mind my own fucking business
>Order him off the property
>He threatens to kick my ass and starts to come up the stairs
>Drawn on him
>He scrambles to figure out how to open the gate and bolts
>See next door neighbor, she looks horrified
>Whatever, go back to reading
>Ten minutes later I've got the cops at my door because she called, not about the crack head jumping into our gangway, but about me with a gun
Should I talk to her about it or just let it go? I'm on the condo board so I could just fuck her over with a fine for an invalid police call, but that seems petty.
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>>17512558
Ask her about it.
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>>17512565
Like, "hey, lady, why the fuck did you call the cops on me?" I mean, I just can't wrap my head around her reasoning so I feel like anything I said would sound confrontational.
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>>17512558
Is it legal to have the gun where you are?
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How can I find a 'Quiverfull' husband as an atheist? 2016-08-30 00:46:57 Post No.17512496
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After a lot of soul searching I have come to the conclusion that the happiest possible life I can imagine for myself is as a traditional housewife in a 'quiverfull' relationship, i.e one in which I am basically my husbands property and bred as often as physically possible, isolated from "modern society", homeschooling, homesteading, etc.
The problem is, I was raised by a hard line atheist single mom and the way you usually get 'quiver courted' is by your father finding and approving an eligible bachelor for you from the church, there are no dating websites or anything that I can find that specialize in this, and obviously this is not something that would go over well on any "normal" dating website, so I'm sort of at a loss.
Anyways, I'm aware that the most likely outcome of this is just me being memed at and not taken seriously at all, but I figured it was worth a shot in case anyone has any real advice.
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What you may seek is a cult - That being said you may want to investigate fetish sites and/or sugar daddy sites to find something along the same lines... You'd be surprised what you would find!
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>>17512496
You do realize that being pregnant isn't a great time, right? Let alone being pregnant like nearly your whole damn life? Maybe you should just start going to church to meet people like that. Doesn't mean you have to be a belieber.
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assuming you're white, go ask /pol/. White breeder women give them a huge boner.
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what do you make of this /adv?
friend i've recently reconnected with said to me while we were both drunk that he ''feels a little in love with me'' whenever we hang out and that he ''likes me too much'' (to pursue anything i guess?) when i confessed i still liked him. we've got history and it was messy, but for some reason we stuck together. we care about each other and so lately we've been hanging out again and it's been going well.
fast forward a few days later and he says he mostly sees me as a friend and that that is all he wants. i'm ok with that, but still our chemistry is really good and it doesn't feel completely platonic. i definitely get that a-little-in-love vibe he was talking about.
i just don't really understand how he feels about me. it wouldn't change anything, but to me it feels like something doesn't add up? what are your thoughts? has anyone ever felt like this about someone?
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Do him and then run! Sounds like a headfuck and not worth screwing your brain over.
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>>17512494
MY thought is he does feel "that way" 'bout you. Its not what he wants, but thats the way it is. The chemistry is probably what makes conversation flow. the "likes you too much" is saying we are supposed to be friends but instead we feel like lovers.
On the flip side he is wary of indulging in you for some reason. Maybe its that "messy" shit from before. Maybe he is afraid of being vulnerable you for another reason. This isnt unreasonable, people hurt people meaning to or not. Dont even have to DO anything, it could just be being uneasy about the possibility being there.
-Jakiro
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>>17512603
Yeah, I shouldn't be picking it apart, you're right about that.
>>17512622
Yeah, I think I agree. I don't know exactly what's going on, but his feelings probably aren't 100% platonic. That's all I need to know, I think. He said he doesn't want to be in relationship, for various reasons and he's afraid he'd hurt me, so you're right about that.
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Is it normal for a lonely person to make some tenuous friendships that don't last?
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>>17512483
yes
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Sometimes I go on binges where I'll talk to a lot of new people online for the night and the next day remove them all
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>>17512492
You need to get out of the house more often bro.
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So today I did something fucking stupid. I wanted to jack off but at the same time i wanted human interaction. so like a loser i went on omegle and found some chick to video chat with. She told me to be her "slave" and stick a toothbrush up my ass. I'm not into butt stuff, but for some stupid fucking reason i did it. She saw it all and got off to it. Now all I'm left with is a stomach ache and shame.
God i feel so shitty now. Help me, anons.
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>>17512473
Just accept your slide into kinky degeneracy, and eventually sex with other men at a woman's behest. It's better to just own in.
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>>17512482
i would if i actually had fucking enjoyed what i did.. It was fucking nasty and uncomfortable. I have no shame in my sexuality, and if i was into putting things up my ass i'd do it without shame. .
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>>17512473
yeah I've been down that road anon but we've all done stupid shit when we were horny. There's no point in dwelling on it because the only person that knows about it is some random chick on the internet you will likely never see again. So just move on and if butt stuff is not your thing don't do it again, just try and listen to your brain a little more than your dick next time.
Also the stomach ache is a bit concerning, how did you manage that by sticking a toothbrush up your ass? Get that checked if it doesn't go away after a day or two.
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I'm in love with a girl in my dreams 2016-08-30 00:33:23 Post No.17512441
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I'm in love with a girl in my dreams
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For the past month or so I've been having consistent dreams about a woman. They are so realistic that it is surreal and they've only gotten increasingly sexual and romantic. The problem is that I am engaged in real life to my (male) fiance whom I love very much but I find myself waking up and being depressed because this woman doesn't exist in my reality.
I know that nobody here is an interpreter of dreams or anything but I can't really afford a therapist and I can't talk to my fiance about this so this is the best I got. Why do I keep dreaming about this mysterious woman?
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>>17512441
are you a girl or a faggot?
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>>17512443
Girl
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>>17512441
Describe the dreams. What happens? What do you feel?
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Best place to live in USA?
for someone who wants to work get rich and enjoy
18 right now planning in openning a business.
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>>17512437
mississippi has the cheapest cost of living from what i gather, in the sense that for three hundred thousand dollars you can buy a mansion.
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>>17512437
Maybe you should consider the target market of your business before committing to a location. Also
>18 and planning in openning a business
better finish school first kid.
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>>17512437
Depends on the business. What is it?