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Do northerners really think saying y'all is weird/funny?
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>>17515556
I say it but I'm from the southwest. Not sure if it counts.
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>>17515556
I say it and i am on the west coast myself.
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I've found that only certain northerners, like around NJ and NY will get weirded out by it, like it somehow automatically makes you a hick, but then again only a few people are really rude enough to make a big deal out of it. I honestly prefer a southern drawl to the way yankees speak, but that is just me. To each their own.

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I have a hot professor. I am also pretty attractive myself. How do I fuck her. I think she would fuck me if I did the right things. I was thinking about going to her office hours, but once I'm in there what is the most effective way to start talking about sex related things? How
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>>17515533

shes either in or shes out. if shes in it doenst much matter what you do. if shes out, no matter what you do she will think of you as some crazed autist
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>>17515533
Unless she has displayed expressive interest she almost certainly doesn't want to fuck you no matter how attractive you are. You are a child and she is an adult, immaturity is so incredibly unattractive unless she has a thing for those much more immature than herself (in that case she would make it clear to you). And by trying, you'll strain your teacher student relationship.
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Ask for her advice on relationships and sex, say you don't know who else to talk to, imply that she looks experienced and go from there

GUIDELINES:
Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered.
Keep questions short for more answers.
If you're not going to like honest answers, don't ask your question.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:
>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.

>I like someone. What do I do?
>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't fucking know.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing.

>Someone has made it super clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No.

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>.

>Brandon, that guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off.
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kk, I'm confused in my specific situation because I've had a lot of platonic friendships turning out quite shitty. I'm a girl.

>have close male friend
>we give each other cute compliments
>write good night texts
>make each other piss ourselves laughing every day
>we bicker like a married couple/fight like siblings
> we wingman each other too!

Can a female + male friendship like this work out? I really like him and I've even kissed his friend, but every friendship I've had with a guy like this (where we weren't even as close) has ended up with the guy being in love with me, thus turning out really shitty - do you think men & women can be friends?
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Ladies, I'm curious. How do you personally rate men?

More often than not, men rate women off of appearances alone. Is it the same for you?

Or if a guy has a 5/10 face, but 7/10 body, 8/10 personality, 9/10 intelligence etc would you give him a 7/10 overall?

Or is this entire rating concept just completely autistic (after writing this all out I'm pretty sure I'm just being autistic)
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>>17515660
>Or if a guy has a 5/10 face, but 7/10 body, 8/10 personality, 9/10 intelligence etc would you give him a 7/10 overall?

No. Like with men, the rating system is just looks. But like with men, most women don't want to settle down with someone who is a complete retard or a complete ass.

Good looks can make up for being a bit of a ditz or being slightly hot-headed. An ugly guy is friend material, personality and intelligence don't matter at all.

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Any medifags here?

It has been a week since my tongue is like this.
It kind of hurts a little when I push It against my palate or when I touch it.

What is it and how do I do to get back to normal?

It's it safe to practice oral sex like this?

If it's related I smoke occasionally, like 2 to 3 times a week
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>>17515501
You might want to ask the guys you are sucking of if the are STD-free. Spoiler: they aren't.
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Sucked one too many diseased cocks I'd say.
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That's thrush. Go to the dentist. You probably stop sucking dick with your tongue like that. Gargle with salt water in the meantime.

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I have a fb page with 1300 likes. What is the smartest way to monetize it?
If I make 5 dollars a year I will still be happy
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>>17515466
You little moe jew
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Do not post anime outside of your containment board.
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>>17515466
That isnt enough likes to monetize anything.

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>looking for a job
>find a job for cashier at grocery store
>application takes almost 45 minutes to fill out
>"Great! Click below to start the assessment!"
>"Assessment may take 45-60min"
>45 pages of 3-4 questions such as
"If you caught a coworker slacking off, would you A) Tell them to get back to work, B) Tell the manager, or C) Shoot them in the face" slightly teaked and repeated

How the fuck does anyone get a job anymore?? Is this shit only for unskilled labor?
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>>17515465

Sorry, that was supposed to be "*helping son* who's looking for job"
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>>17515465
lel. I just came from Target and Publix about 20 mins ago filling out those same applications, and have already applied to like 10 places online

Most tedious thing I've ever done. Fucking sucks that everything is online now, especially when you have no exp besides volunteering.

>how do I get a job
You just don't give up and apply everywhere. You can't really choose. Apply in person if you can. If not, call them and tell them about your app if you can. Just get lucky as all hell
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>>17515465

mostly, yeah. any real job only interviews people who have the experience or education, and they just need to see if ur a good fit for what hte company does itself.

but ur not applying for real jobs ur applying for groccery store. anyone can do it, so why waste their time sorting through the masses?

im NOT looking forward to hiring next year

How come I don't find blonde women that attractive? I can tell they're good looking, but I just overall prefer brunettes. Believe me, I would fuck blonde women so hard. But, I don't ever see myself falling in love with one.
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>>17515396
Same

Redheads > Brunettes = Black hair >>>> Blondes
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>>17515396

same. always prefererd brown hair and brown eyes. why worry? everyone has tastes?

similar issue, i cant see myself falling in love unless the guy has curly hair.
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>>17515404
This

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I'm too anxious to do the socialzing that I should probably do. I sit in my room all day and there aren't even dank videogames in here. Advice?
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Take propanolol and get the fuck out.

Take a class. Learn and socialise.
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>>17515374
What the hell is propanol? I have klonopin but I'm saving it in case of panic attacks.
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I'm actually getting teary imagining going out.

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So I've been with this girl for a while now. Things have been going great we love each other and stuff except for 1 problem..she's very boring :/. When I say she's boring I don't mean it like she's just completely dead because for the most part she's fun, she gets my jokes and references and stuff like that she's into the things I'm into. But having a conversation with her is really hard its like she's great but her conversation skills are terrible. Like all the time I'm the one coming up with things to say and when I'm trying to keep a conversation going she just replies with like 3 words or less. I'm not going to leave her or anything I just wanna know i can get any advice on what to do to help her
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you probably cant change her as a person, this is just who she is, but as time goes on you will understand each other more and more without needing to talk as much.
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>>17515335

if she likes who she is, than you dont really love her, you just like her looks and the fact that she settled for you, but you'd rather date someone else. you arent having a 'good time'
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>>17515335
If she does it because she's shy maybe just encourage her to be more brave in conversations. If it's her personality well good luck, you can try to bring it up but it might make her feel really shitty then.

Tried to kill myself with a plastic bag over my head in haste a couple of minutes ago.

Entered panic mode and, despite ha ving headphones in my ears, could hear everything around me very loudly and ended up taking the bag off before chest pains kicked in. Not feeling very suicidal anymore right now, i'm just a bit dizzy feeling like i'm intoxicated. Anyone else had this experience? Anyone know where I can find nitrogen to do this the right way? Thanks.
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>>17515318
That's my boy! Never letting failure get to you.
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>>17515318
Congratulations! You've hit rock bottom.Can't even kill yourself without fucking it up.

Now that your incompetence has given you an opportunity to rewrite your life as it should have been.

Learn new shit
Do stuff that scares you

Whats the worst that can happen now?

Go and fucking have a life that will make others wish they were you.
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>>17515353
And get the fuck off the internet.

Hey

So a few nights ago I was at a nightclub and danced with a girl ( o_o ) and then we got closer ( ./////.) and even kissed! @_@ With the tongue!!!! O_o;

This was new to me and we didn't really go any further. However I did touch her boobs at a moment but I wasn't if it was ok. She didn't look like she was against it but well, I felt embarrassed. ^^'>

So in order for me to pilot the hopefully numerous next encounters, I'd like to know what exactly is OK to do in a nightclub and what isn't. Please fill me with your wisdom /adv/ :3 :3
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It's going to depend on the person. Some girls are gonna be into it, and some are really not. My advice is to initiate slowly and watch their reaction. Make eye contact and hold it, and move your hand slowly along her skin while you reach for what you want to touch. This shows your intent but also gives her time to stop you, signal she doesn't want it, or show her approval.
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Sounds nice.
I wish i could do that, in another life, some day.
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I really really really really really really really really really hope you're a dyke

If men this gay can exist I don't want to live on this planet anymore

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If I'll never be able to get my first choice in a woman, and I sure as hell won't be a woman's first choice ever- especially if that woman is my first choice, then why should I try, at life at all? Why kill myself at a career? To attract a woman who views me as beta bux? Why go out at night? To validate girls who got dumped by Chad?

i can just jerk off to get my fix, what the fuck is the appeal?
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>>17515262
There is none.

CHAD OR DEAD.

It's not worth trying anything if you aren't born into great circumstances. You're just supporting society that shits on you.
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>>17515262
>I'll never be able to get my first choice in a woman, and I sure as hell won't be a woman's first choice ever- especially if that woman is my first choice
I know this feel all too well
I think I'm just gonna channel my inner autism and spend time studying puremath and date an Asian chick (not the westernized asians in US though)
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>>17515262

>never be the first choice in or for a woman

so I'm no alpha chad. im reasonably attractive and though i enjoy my partners, there are obviously better ones out there.

however, i find it weird that theres this influx of thinking that peoples worth or attraction is objective.

Do yo not have feelings? do you not meet someone and think 'wow I want to be with them' ? or is it that all these women happen to be out of your league? I meet girls all the time that arent perfect but send my heart a flutter, and when the feelings are returned, its great. maybe thats just me, but are you really saying you can only get feelings for 10/10s?

and if you can get feelings for people on 'your level' why not then? why does it matter if shes a 10/10 if you dont have feelings anyway?

maybe im naive, but its better than being like you i suppose.

>why should i try at life at all

this is where it gets retarded. you are basically saying life boils down to girls, or rather, getting the best girl you can. and i just cant understand that. is there nothing in life that interest you outside of 10/10 girls? why is physical beauty the only important thing in the world for you? honest to god id rather be single than exist just to keep around a hot chick im not particularly fond of outside of her 'worth'.

>why kill myself at a career

i dont really understand the 'kill yourself' aspect in terms of career. i love my career, so i dont see it as killing myself even on the grueling days.

i do what i do cuz i love to do it and it subsidizes even more things that i love to do.

>why go out at night?

most people going out dont go out to score with some girl, and even then your career has nothing to do with that, so whats it matter? i mean i guess you can mention your career and hope shes desperate but what 10/10 would do that anyway?

i go out at night cuz its fun, even if you end up dancing alone, ur still dancing.

>what the fuck is the appeal?

living?

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What do?
Lotions don't last. Every morning I wake up with dead dry flaky skin on some parts of my penis, and it's always red and irritated underneath.
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Go to a dermatologist, it's probably eczema or psoriasis or a combination of both. I suffer the same fate and have to use 2.5% prescription hydrocortisone cream when it gets really bad. Also use lotion when masturbating, as friction makes it worse.

But that's me. Just go to the doctor, I was once self conscious about it in front of an MD but common, they have seen a lot, lot worse.
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>>17515266
My doc recommended me some cortisone as well, and maybe I just suck or something but it's just so thick and harsh it hurts my penis when I'm wearing my boxer briefs.
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>>17515298

It really shouldn't be harsh. I've experienced slight burning but that's only when things are really chapped. Make sure there is only the medicine in it, that you arnt using something with tiger balm or menthol / alcohol in it. Also try some pine tar soap in the shower. It made a huge difference for me. Tea Tree oil might also be good, but I never noticed much difference.

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Long story short, went on a trip with a longtime acquaintance for whom there's been mutual attraction for years. By the end of it, we hated each other.

She texted me a while back telling me that she "shut down" on the trip and that she didn't know how to handle all the drama that happened with us. I told her I'd offer my perspective after I'd had some time to process the trip.

Sent her the following:

>Didn't want to leave you hanging since I said I'd respond to your text. Tbh, even with two weeks of thinking about it, I don't have a lot to say. To me, it was an intense situation for a lot of reasons, I think we both tried to make the best of it to the best of our abilities, and at times let some our bad habits get the best of us. It's very familiar territory for me at least, and I just kind of chalk it up as "it happens" when some personalities mix. Of course, I wish it hadn't gone down the way it did, but no hard feelings."

She hits me back with "Seriously? Ok." Not really sure why she seems peeved.
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>>17515247

she wanted you to take the blame. she wanted an apology. we dont know if it warranted one cuz you wont tell us what happened, but yeah she wanted you to say it was all your fault, or at the very least take more credit and give an actual sorry.
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Can you briefly explain what caused the friction? Withholding comment until I know more
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>>17515247
Need context, OP. Can't really say more than that with what we've been given.

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Have you ever cheated on/with someone? Did you ever feel guilty? If so, how did you get over the guilt?

I'm starting to feel really bad about it. Fuck, I'm a piece of shit.
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Be happy, you still have your values and morals. I lost them as soon as I got trapped by /fit/ with their feels threads, the amount of girls cheating, and me being cheated on/cheating on my past partners/getting partners to cheat on their bfs.

Sucks.
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I know and accept that I'm a piece of shit. any woman willing to be with me has no self respect, so they won't get mine.
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My bf cheated on previous girlfriends, including one he moved across the country for...

I asked him when we first met if he ever cheated, he said no. I asked him if there was anyone in between (or during) his last gf and me, he said no. Both was a lie. I'd never have slept with him without an STD test, or been with him at all if I knew about the cheating...

1.5 years in, I don't know how to forgive. It feels as bad as if he cheated on me, well maybe not but still pretty bad.

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