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bumping because I would like to hear people's thoughts on this

Try dancing solo with nobody around
See if u still hate it

>>17512804
I've tried that before, it just makes me feel like an asshat. I just think "this feels really stupid" and I stop

Sometimes if I'm really digging a song I can sort of dance to it. Part of the problem might be that bars don't play the type of music I like but there's not much I can do about that

>>17512706
pick the date idea that you reckon you would enjoy yourself the most in. That will at least help you relax and be yourself around her.

If she doesn't like the date idea, then pick the second best or third, but don't go out of your way to impress someone if it means you're not enjoying yourself.

Also you don't have to focus on impressing her anyway. If she likes you when you're not even trying to impress then she's a keeper. If not, then she's probably not worth your time.

>>17512706
>How do I ask out a girl?
With your mouth(Stupid question so stupid answer)

>How do I impress her on a date?
Helicopter dick. Also, I never tried to impress girl on date. I prefer to just behave normally and I really think that is the best thing to do. Just try to be "better" and more charming than usual. Also, if you don't have nothing to say, remember to let her talk. Ask question casually, but don't ask too much and don't be too heavy.

>Which kind of date is good for the first date? I
Depend on the girl. Somehow i think the movie theater is a good option. Don't cost too much and you don't have spend too much time to talk with her.

>>17512726
>With your mouth(Stupid question so stupid answer)
What words should I say with my mouth?

That doesn't sound fucked up, that sounds nice.

Wow. You're a really good person... :/

>>17512670
You're lucky. That is part of what is termed "unconditional love".
Now you just gotta learn to love ALL of reality as it is no matter what. Then you just became a monk. (group of people rated as most happy, based on brain scans)

close your eyes, be into it
that's it

source: I lost my first kiss at age 17.

>>17512566
/thread. As long as you're both into it, its a pretty intuitive thing. I had my first at 17 too, had no idea how to do it beforehand, it just came sort of naturally.

>>17512333
Be enthusiastic, willing to learn and adapt to what the person you're kissing likes. Simple.

>>17512329
sounds like you are not a driven person.

you need to add DRIVE to your life.


Also have you considered prayer to God?

>>17512557
i actually am driven, i have alot of goals, i've just been shitty at accomplishing them, or external forces have held me back.
i've also fucked my life a couple of times bc of mental health issues.

i actually am a christian, but i dont pray very often....

>>17512568
>>17512568


BRO you haven't had a Job in 2 years, you are not allowed to call yourself Driven. A driven person loses their job and gets another in 1 week minimum no matter what the job is.

Job is money, money gives you options.

You have no money so you have no options.


Since you are a FELLOW Christian, I offer you this brotherly advise. Seek God. Pray. Pray every day. Read your Bible. Actually read it, a chapter a night. Pray some more. Pray all the time. and Pray again.

God wants to bless you. You have to seek Him, you have to pray, you have to ASK.


God has a plan for your life and He will set you on it if you ask Him to.

I feel bad for the lawyer because times are pretty desperate for law school grads, but you can deal with a traffic ticket yourself.

>>17512204
>I feel like it was a speed trap and I was following the flow of traffic
Are you implying that it's OK to break the law if others are doing it? Speed limits are clearly marked, pay attention to them in the future. Speeding tickets are called the stupidity tax for a reason.

And yes just pay the ticket, learn your lesson and move on.

>>17512231

Driving slower than flow of traffic is actually dangerous than speeding because it causes tailgating and passing.

I don't want to pay it unless it's cheaper than going to court. I just don't believe what this lawyer is saying and was wondering if someone might know what he's talking about.

Current English major. Don't completely buy into the STEM meme; there's truth to the fact that it's harder to get a job w/ a "shit tier" degree, but that's not all college is about. Try some stuff out, even classes outside of your comfort zone, and you'll figure it out. Though, don't wait too long--you want to graduate on time

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>>17511686

ComSci is what you make of it.

If you're doing
>Side work
>Internships (start looking in freshman year winter for these hard, places like Facebook and Google specifically have programs for freshman who want their foot in the door and are willing to do a little self study. If you can pass a basic technical interview, one of these will give you a huge leg up over your classmates later),
>research
>club involvement (there's 100% a game making club, 95% an ACM or related computing club, and 50% a makerspace on your campus. All of these are tons of fun, free while at school, and will help you make some friends in your field in your classes, and will also provide you with industry contacts when you graduate if you were friends with someone who is now working somewhere you'd want to work),
>And general self study in things you're interested in,

You'll be poised to have a good time at school, be socially well adjusted, will learn a fuckton, and almost certainly will leave school to a comfy 70-100k salary doing much the same work you probably did on the side and empowered with the theory you learned in school.

If you just sit in the back of the class room, engage in no extracurriculars, play too many video games, use your education as an excuse to party, and meet girls, and do the bare minimum required in order to get whatever grades you're comfortable receiving, you'll find that the degree did very little for you and cost you or your family quite a bit.

Ignore all meme-ing, most science and math at your level is either memorization or computation, both of which can be brute forced and honed. If you think you're bad, spend 20 minutes a day per class you had reviewing and thinking about what you learned in lecture that day, and 30 minutes doing homework and new problems. This can basically guarantee you good grades. There isn't really being "bad at chemistry" or "bad at physics": If you don't study it, you don't do well; if you do study it, you do better.

>>17511835
not op, but if i dont know a whole lot about computers, would it be a terrible idea to major in compsci? or would it teach me the basics from ground up?

It's harder to find kids these days that don't smoke. Either way its a gross habit and I know I for one will never have anything to do with a smoker.
But that could be why I've been single for 5 years.

my 80yr old uncle smokes weed

as long as she doesn't dab with other drugs, you're fine my friend

Leave her. She's bound to get caught eventually being a dumbass. And probably start going onto harder shit. And you'll either get arrested with her. Or have to pay for bail and legal fees and shit. Dump her ass and get yourself a non degenerate woman.

why cant you go to college? and if you're not even remotely presentable, why are you even bothering on trying to get fit? wash your face, take a shower, get rid of your acne ( which you probably do have js) and get a haircut. That should make you presentable for any minimum wage job you need to put you through school so you don't need to be working minimum wage jobs.

did people not tell you this was gonna happen? what did you think was gonna happen when you finished high school?

Get a job at u haul customer service. All you need is a decent computer, internet, and a usb headset. Go to their website.

Don't make excuses. Get a customer service job. Get a physical job. It'll suck but you'll improve.

>>17510302
Learn to fight nigga, you have a year and are doing nothing? It's like you want to be their bitch.

>>17510310
I'll try to bulk up by then, but fighting just isn't in my nature. I'm sure I'll panic and get my shit kicked in regardless.

>>17510302
>Asian guy with no muscles or anything.
You're going to get creampied. A lot.

This should be in a sticky:

Sucking dicks.

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>>17513729
this. suck a few dicks and you won't be short on cash for a good while.

>>17513701
Are you good at slinging dope?

Lady, those symptoms could be anything from cancer to a abdominal hernia to a pregnancy.

Go to a doctor.

>>17513601

Fuck, man

>>17513601

The thing is, I don't think cancer feels like a small kicking feeling in the stomach

Cold turkey is hard. But you'll have to make sacrifices if you want to lose weight. Start by doing the easiest thing: give up sodas and fruit juices.
Most fruit juices have added sugars. If you want fruit juice, eat a fruit. Drinking mostly water will help you in a long run.

As for food, learn how to cook. There's no such thing as healthy food at a fast food place. Fuck, even their salads have more calories than their burgers.

What do you usually buy to eat? How much money can you put into groceries per week? How badly do you want to lose weight?

Try veganism. No joke it will begin to help you super quickly. It is also very motivating if you think about how awful the lives of livestock are and what it would be like if that was your life. I have never been able to follow any kind of diet in the past for more than a week or so, but Ive been able to stay with veganism for around 6 months now. Its really not as hard as you think it would be, just no meat and no dairy. Also if you like to binge eat like me, binging on fruits and veggies has like 0 side effects besides feeling way too full.

>>17513595

And I've lost around 30 lbs in that time with no added exercise. There was a few weeks when I caved on some cheese because I love cheese and gained back 10 lbs, but I'm working it back off now.

you could try talking to them,
maybe they view you as an outsider because of the lack of communication.

You don't have to let them in your house or anything, but humanizing strangers can go a long way towards disarming conflict and shifting a vague distrust to a, 'that guy's alright'

Something simple, grill some hotdogs, make a couple extra, make small talk, laugh about some stupid shit, exit with a positive impression.

People are less likely to offend against you if they view you as a distinct person as opposed to a faceless other.

>>17513573
test

>>17513573
Ok thanks for your advice.
Too bad it won't work. I know what Im talking about. I've lived here for 27 years, this neighborhood is full of lowlifes. Last year one of them died because he was robbing people on a motorcycle, a taxi driver saw him doing that and ran him over.
I'm telling you, these people only dedicate themselves to hurt, steal, basically wrongdoings.
That's why I know the only option is to completely ignore their existence, and that's quite difficult to me.
They want to provoque me so I fight them and once I engage one of them, the others will attack (happened with my older brother, he doesn't live here anymore).
I don't even think the law can protect me if they attack me (I live in Costa Rica, shit tier laws here).
Guess the only option would be to move out (which is sort of absurd since I have my own place here).
In any case thank you for your reply anon.

Share her

>>17513452
Suck her dick

>>17513461
dude no. Bro no dude, OFF limits dude.