File: 01 - QztlVTN.jpg (1MB, 3840x2160px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 3840x2160px
I hate myself and I want to:
A. Hate myself more
B. Make others hate me
What's a good way to accomplish this?
6 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>17513421
I could not hate you any more than I do in this moment, you pathetic waste of a human being.
>>
Thanks faggot
>>
>>17513421
>Bitch about everything
>Be a complete slob
>Openly judge everyone associated with you over the tiniest thing
>Never take criticism well, always fire back on the other person
>Disagree even when others are agreeing with you
There you go, I was like that for years. Enjoy a hollow existence.
File: IMG_0338.jpg (21KB, 320x480px) Image search:
[Google]
21KB, 320x480px
Sup, /adv/?
I've been with my girlfriend for 3 1/2 years. A year ago she moved to Orlando to finish college so she decided we'd be long distance.
After a couple of bumps, we have come into a period of unprecedented awesomeness. The relationship has never been better.
However, a couple of days ago she decided to start using Tinder for "window shopping", something I totally understand and allowed to happen.
Suddenly she's actually talking about actually fucking people and shit.
Our relationship has mostly been ajar... Not entirely open. I'm down with seizing opportunities rather than openly going out and fucking shit.
She says she's using it to level the playing field as I am both more social and currently way more attractive than she is.
I told her I was uncomfortable with it as I feel like Tinder is the Unnecessary Nuclear Bomb Threat of an open relationship. It makes being passed around too easy and it's kind of pushing it - especially when it's in the United States, home of the "everybody has fucking herpes".
Was I a dick?
I mean, I'm not all too fond of the thought of Big Cock Barry, Chad Thundercock and FuckCock McGraw railing my girlfriend in the appartment I helped her fix and move into while I have to jump through bullshit sexual hoops at bars.
>tl;dr Long distance girlfriend decided to start using Tinder and I told her not to. Am I an asshole?
21 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
This is what happens when you don't communicate a full set of boundaries. I don't care how people want their relationships to be, just don't bitch when there's be some sort of miscommunication if you haven't made an effort to sort out exactly what is and isn't okay
>>
>>17513406
I've been pretty vocal on the whole "I don't want you to fuck dudes" bit.
But I can't really keep her from doing so with impunity. I've messed around with my ex, my best female friend (who turned out to be a heart breaking cunt) and another girl we have deemed as neutral.
She has fucked around with her best female friend and the neutral girl.
She hasn't had much of a chance to practice the whole open relationship thing... But the thought of her fucking a dude kinda sickens me.
I guess I feel helpless because of the distance mixed with the fact that the heart breaking cunt that I am still after fucked one of my male friends and my manhood feels vulnerable.
>>
>>17513437
So now you're being a hypocrite and expecting her to not do things that you've done. You're being unreasonable, you can't say you don't want her to not sleep with guys and then sleep with girls yourself. Given what you've said, she's not doing anything wrong IMO.
File: Yfl6Ek3P.png (114KB, 256x256px) Image search:
[Google]
114KB, 256x256px
so im a girl and last night I went to see my girlfriend cause she was having trouble with her parents and her mother refused me to let me saying I was a pathetic human begin with no future and a bad influence to her daughter, also a lot of homophobia in her voice
my girlfriend started crying and told me to go
I left dumbfounded because that was the first time someone actually said what I've been thinking all this time
I'm a 18year old, already dropout from college, no job, no motivation and probably on my way to become an alcoholic
my girlfriend was always the smartest at class and now is killing it at uni
maybe her mother is right and it'd be better for me to broke up with her
9 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>17513390
hmm, what are some of your goals?
>>
>>17513399
I want to study to be a filmmaker since I was 9 but its too expensive and there's no way my parents are paying for that, that's literally my only goal
>>
>>17513409
then make films.
I do not work nor do I wish for anything in life other than being entirely comfy.
How do I live alone and not work, where do I get my welfare man?
12 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>17513355
Depends on what country. If your parents are wealthy than you're set
>>
>>17513362
US
No they are upper middle class. Both work 50 hours a week.
I don't feel like being a bother to them anymore so I want to live alone.
>>
>>17513367
What country nigger
Im so fucking bored and see little reason to leave bed
8 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>17513295
If you don't get out of bed, I'm going to hurt you very badly. Like, much pain. Get out of bed and do 10 pushups, swine
Seriously, get up and do them, then tell me how you feel.
>>
>>17513295
nigger
>>
How's highschool going?
Anonymous
How to handle a vile life destroying rapest 2016-08-30 04:34:53 Post No.17513267
[Report] Image search: [Google]
How to handle a vile life destroying rapest 2016-08-30 04:34:53 Post No.17513267
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: 108176035877839.jpg (51KB, 600x491px) Image search:
[Google]
51KB, 600x491px
How to handle a vile life destroying rapest
Anonymous
2016-08-30 04:34:53
Post No. 17513267
[Report]
[View this topic]
And a child beater and more
7 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>17513267
What exactly are you asking?
>>
How to make children safe from him
>>
1. Learn to spell
2. Get yourself a 4x2 foot sandwich board sign.
3. Write "I am a retard who can't properly communicate my needs!" On both sides of the sign.
4. Wear sign for rest of life.
Anonymous
How do I get my girlfriend to think hentai is cool? 2016-08-30 04:14:45 Post No.17513194
[Report] Image search: [Google]
How do I get my girlfriend to think hentai is cool? 2016-08-30 04:14:45 Post No.17513194
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: HSPP_v1_ch00_000.jpg (191KB, 778x1200px) Image search:
[Google]
191KB, 778x1200px
How do I get my girlfriend to think hentai is cool?
Anonymous
2016-08-30 04:14:45
Post No. 17513194
[Report]
[View this topic]
She already knows I'm a turbo nerd weeaboo but how do I convince her hentai is cool?
6 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>17513194
No real grills for her to be jealous of
>>
>>17513194
you dont. why do you need her to like your weird porn?
>>
>>17513212
So she thinks I'm cool.
I've kind of gone off the deep end and can read and enjoy Chinese cartoon porn without jacking off (sometimes) and appreciate it for the art/illustrations because I draw a lot and also get paid to draw.
File: IMG_2067.jpg (29KB, 500x529px) Image search:
[Google]
29KB, 500x529px
Hi /adv/
I am a 19 year old Female.
I have always been really reserved and shy around boys, and always somehow rejected them, or they lost interest.
Tomorrow I am going on a 'date' with a boy I like, and I am pretty sure something is gonna happen.
He is also very shy, and usually changes the subject after he says he likes me, how do I get things going?
I am completely serious.
Thanks so much!
15 Posts / 4 Images
View this topic
>>
You talk. If you don't, he'll eventually get bored and move on to another girl
>>
>>17513196
Guys like when girls talk? I thought I should let him do the talking....
>>
>>17513213
Why the fuck do you think other guys have lost interest in you? Here's a hint: it's not because you're too interesting for them
Guys please don't laugh. I know I'm a huge baby but help me out here.
My boyfriend recently moved to a different state from the one we grew up in and I decided to move with him. I have been living here for a month. The problem is I have an identical twin back home and the longest I'd ever been away from her before this is probably about 16 hours.
I am basically losing it. I miss her so bad. I call her every day but it doesn't help anything. I am like constantly on the verge of tears and I feel so scared and alone. I mean I'm here with my boyfriend and I love him but it isn't the same.
He tries to be understanding but I can tell he's impatient. He wants me to get over it but I just can't. There's no way we can move back, his work is here. I'm seriously considering moving back home. The thought of living the rest of my life here away from her just fills me with dread and makes me want to throw up.
So I have two questions, one, should I leave him and go back home, and two, if you're a twin are these feelings normal and healthy for when you really separate for the first time? Because I feel like there might be something wrong with me.
9 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>17513163
this is a really bizarre situation.
I would say you'll eventually have to get over it at some point.
so better to get used to it now than later.
>>
>>17513163
how far away did you move?
what's your work/school situation?
Is it possible for you to get back and forth from your sister to your boyfriend??
If so you should split your time evenly. If not you're gonna have to do something. I'm not sure what.
>>
No twin, but when I first moved out on my own I cried like a baby too.
You get use to your new life after awhile.
File: casual-employee-timesheet.jpg (46KB, 1000x692px) Image search:
[Google]
46KB, 1000x692px
Australian casual worker here.
I'm going to ask my work for 10 days off at the end of September/early October to visit my boyfriend, 4 days off mid November to visit boyfriend and 2 weeks off over New Years to visit him.
I've just come back after 5 days visiting him. I'm in a small town, my work is pretty awful and I cant find a new job otherwise I would have changed positions. I work in a bar at the moment.
Am I asking for too much time off? People I work with have asked for alot more then what I'm asking for, one woman doesnt work weekends at all unless she has to, another is off to India for 23 days next week, another has come back from a 3 week cruise.
Am I asking for too much? Technically as a casual I can ask for whatever days off I want and they arent allowed to deny me, within reason.
I don't complain about the hours they put me on, they often have me finish at 1am and start at 9:45am on weekends with a 8h 45m gap, which isnt illegal but is still a bit rough to deal with when we have workers who could easily work the morning shift instead.
Sorry for being rambling, just want to know if what I'm asking for is too much or if I'm within my rights to put in for this time off.
5 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>17513119
forgot to add that the 10 days off late sept/early october is because my boyfriend is having a big dentist appointment and will most likely have serious shit done and I wanted to be there for him while he recovers
>>
bump pls
>>
Kike
File: 2000px-Sun_and_VY_Canis_Majoris.svg.png (363KB, 2000x1249px) Image search:
[Google]
363KB, 2000x1249px
Recently I saw a pic of earth compared to the Sun, then the Sun compared to VY Canis Major (One of the largest known stars). Earth's radius is about 6,400 km and VY's is nearly 1 Trillion km. According to estimates, 12 QUADRILLION Earths can fit into VY. Supposedly we are like a grain of sand compared to Mt. Everest when we are as humans compared to Earth, so on VY Canis we would be close to or maybe even smaller than the Planck Length (Shortest measurable distance).How do I cope with this while in Uni?
Pic Related
6 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>17513105
Life as we know it is just a 4d shadow left by whatever causes the phenomena of big bangs. You're a flatlander worrying about 3d space when you have no hope of participating. Enjoy what you get in life, and don't ask so many questions.
>>
Accept nihilism into your heart and realize that it's okay for your existence to be meaningless.
>>
I never understood this "we're just a insignificant grain of sand in the universe/we don't matter" crap
The universe might be insanely large but life is more rare than the rarest element, we're matter who one day said "fuck being dead" we're basically fighting the entire universe. We are significant.
File: 1453135295471.jpg (1MB, 2560x1920px) Image search:
[Google]
1MB, 2560x1920px
This may be a TL;DR but I'll start at the beginning anyway.
I have a few friends I'd made when I was going to school in the big city. They were a couple, let's call them Donny and Sharon, and seemed to have a perfect relationship. I moved back after school but still kept in very close conact with these two.
Eventually, Sharon was ready for proper Nursing School (the best in the state just so happens to be in my town) so they moved down and in with me. We spent this period of life taking acid, sleeping on the floor and enjoying life and each others presence. This eventually headed with Sharon and Donny getting all their problems out on the table. Donny has a problem communicating and joining in, and often times had a relentlessly dark outlook. He constantly talked of the pointlessness of life and how he had no real goals in life, despite being good at almost everything he touched. This bothered Sharon as she was growing up and ready to take on nursing school. It also came out that he never helped her out financially while she was going through school and worked at Jamba Juice 6 hours a week. She would even sometimes make backhand comments about how she should date me instead. Using my outlook and mediation, we made a ton of ground and everything seemed to be back on track.
At this point, we rented a 5 bedroom house. We were all very close at this point and everything seemed to be going well. During this point, Sharon had my lunch break off every day so we spent every one of my lunch break hanging out and working through our problems. In this time I became quite fond of her, and I'm pretty sure she felt the same. I never acted on it out of respect for them and their relationship. They eventually moved back to the big city, leaving me here in this little one bedroom house where I currently reside. Donny and Sharon even had a baby a couple months ago.
1/2
6 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
File: 1452559678333.jpg (473KB, 1680x1050px) Image search:
[Google]
473KB, 1680x1050px
Last Friday Sharon called telling me that Donny has been talking to another woman and is unhappy in their current situation. We've been talking and texting ever since, and it seems like she's being strong about moving on because he sure as hell has. I guess he has been talking to a girl at work who is also unhappy in her marriage.
So I've been talking to her and it feels like she is interested in me like I haven't felt ever from her. She seems a little more, I don't know, intimate about her questions. Kicking around my choices, and posted an open ended facebook post about how risk is the chance of losing what you're wanting to gain, and how I'll probably regret it if I don't. She liked it almost right away, which I thought was interesting as A) she doesn't tend to like posts on facebook, and 2) because she knows me better than I know myself. And the only other thing she could think I'm talking about is joining a semi-successful band. But she already knows I'm 100% in and willing to take the risk with the band, so I don't know.
What should I do? Should I give it time? Should I risk our friendship by letting her know my true feelings, or should I leave it be and possibly let go of one of the most perfect fits for my life? Is she giving me her okay or am I looking too deep?
>>
>>17513057
>>17513062
No, for the millionth fucking time, facebook likes mean nothing.
>>
>>17513089
What about, you know, all the rest? Should I tell her how I feel now that she's single? Should I wait? Or not at all?
What would you do in this situation?
Anonymous
Girls, would it creep you out if a guy asked you out like this? 2016-08-30 03:32:44 Post No.17513028
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Girls, would it creep you out if a guy asked you out like this? 2016-08-30 03:32:44 Post No.17513028
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: 10434175_10202278144257481_4419471295518741629_n.jpg (38KB, 720x720px) Image search:
[Google]
38KB, 720x720px
Girls, would it creep you out if a guy asked you out like this?
Anonymous
2016-08-30 03:32:44
Post No. 17513028
[Report]
[View this topic]
>19, almost 20 y/o college freshman. Started a year late
>Naturally in mostly freshman only courses
>QT blonde, she's 18 but looks a bit younger. Could pass for 16 if she wanted to.
>Basic English Comp course. So just writing papers.
>I catch her glancing at me a few times each 50 minute class period. When I catch her, her eyes hit the floor.
>Every time I walk in there, she looks like a deer in headlights. Not necessarily towards me, but she always just looks on edge or nervous.
>It's a small classroom for college. Maybe 20 of us in there?
>I sit two desks to her right, and my desk is shoved in a corner
Not sure how to go about this. I have no real reason or way to start talking to her. Only thing I could think of is if we get partnered for a group project or peer reviewing papers, but I imagine that's a fat chance.
This is my plan I guess.
>Wait until class ends
>Wait till we're both out of the class in the halls
>Open with "Hey, this is probably a bit forward, but I think you're pretty cute. You wanna grab a coffee sometime?"
>If she says yes, ask for her number and set something up. If not, just say "Well, worth a shot. See ya around."
If I do that, what are the chances she's gonna think I'm a fuckin psycho?
64 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>17513028
Sounds pretty good to me. If I liked you I'd be ecstatic and if I wasn't into it I'd at least be pretty flattered. The way you want to go about it sounds fine.
>>
Have you actually talked to her before? Does she know you exist?
>>
Yea I am in a similar dilemma, no reason to talk to her and can't choose to sit next to her. I wasn't planning on being that direct but definitely was thinking to go for her after class just not sure what to say, but did not wanna be that forward cus if she is not down/gotta boyfriend all that. Dont wanna be all study buddy though either.
File: iRCIqzi.jpg (395KB, 1543x1360px) Image search:
[Google]
395KB, 1543x1360px
What's the best way to an hero now a days?
Last time I've been here, it was some sort of jewerly chemical that allows the bearer to clean their stuff but idk the name its been so long.
12 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
bullet to the brain, hands down
>>
>>17513039
Like pistol? I've seen shit about people not doing it right and being brain dead for the rest of their life.
The jeweler method I remember was guaranteed and painless as long as no one found within 2-4 hours.
>>
>>17513067
well if you become brain dead, what's there to be worried about?
Anonymous
Getting Pissed At My Girlfriend 2016-08-30 03:24:52 Post No.17513004
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Getting Pissed At My Girlfriend 2016-08-30 03:24:52 Post No.17513004
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: download.jpg (9KB, 251x201px) Image search:
[Google]
9KB, 251x201px
Getting Pissed At My Girlfriend
Anonymous
2016-08-30 03:24:52
Post No. 17513004
[Report]
[View this topic]
Hey there, so my girlfriend of about 9 months is driving me up the wall. We've had this issue where no matter what I do, what I say, or whatever she cannot let go of her ex. Its not like they were banging or anything but they were friends for like 3 years before their relationship. And in all honesty it drives me mad. Hes clingy, possessive, and a total ass to her, but no matter what she still wants to be friends with him. I'm so fucking over it, like i legit just wanna kick the shit out of the fucker. So please guys if there's any advice you guys can give me, I'd really appreciate it.
P.S. They're having dinner together right now with a mutual friend of theirs.
9 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
I see the same threads every day.
She can't get over her ex, let her run back to him.
>>
>>17513004
She's going to do what she wants. She still has feelings for this ex. You'll always be number two. Just let her go before you get hurt.
>>
does he do favors for her?
this is important
she could just be having trouble letting go of a reliable orbiter, ie. he's her shoulder to cry on while you fuck her brains out